A cunting, if you please, for the organisers of our favourite annual event, the Notting Hill Carnival.
Usually a cunting that is a tradition of the month of August, I spotted a golden opportunity to get in early.
The event organisers are warning that, without government funding, the carnival could be in jeopardy.
The reason?
After a security review costing £100,000 (paid for by several London councils) the recommendations within, though they have not been made fully public, stated that extra security measures must be put in place.
The Met already supply 7000 fatso’s to take the knee and dance with obese black mamma’s in front of the cameras.
The very same fatso’s that the majority of this stabfests participants want to see defunded. Yet they now suddenly want more of them, courtesy of tax payers money.
If I were Culture Secretary I’d tell them to fuck off!
But i’m not. Lisa Nandy is.
Which will mean a big fat cheque and, most likely, free chiggun for all.
Fucking cheek!
Nominated by Field Marshal Cuntgomery.
I’m all for defunding the pigs in London. Let the darkıes bump each other off.
Quite why any Englishman (not that there are many) still lives there is beyond me.
Odin, how do you cope?
The Notting Hill carnival is fantastic because it lays bare what nığgers are really like: violent, stupid and ignorant with a hair-trigger, high testosterone and no impulse control whatsoever.
More knives ought to be encouraged.
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Wise words, Thomas.
Mr Beau gets particularly excited about this carnage-val every year – makes him unusually aroused, unfortunately he has an allergy condoms due to prophylactic shock.
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In all honesty, I am actively looking at moving back to Scandinavia.
Found a beautiful little farm in Denmark, a lovely little lake front house in Denmark with own jetty, a lovely house looking directly down a fjord in Norway with own jetty or an old 1793 timber house with so much charm it will make you cry, also in Norway.
All in budget and ready to move into.
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Sounds like a no-brainier, Odin.
I’m not jealous ( much).
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Hey Odin –
That, my friend, put a big fucking smile on my face.
I wish you all the very best with your decision making. Do let us know how this pans out.
Cheers – IY.
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AllFather @
Id be sad to see you go but wish you and your family all the best if you do.
Alas like Uncle Monty
“i shall never play the dane”
Best wishes
SKOL🍺
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Come back to the North, the only thing to worry about is Mad Vlad – better than a hoard of stabby 3rd world animals with single digit IQs.
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would anyone like the links to the properties I’m looking at?
it a bit of an eye opener.
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Yes please to the links, we’re pondering leaving…
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I think that the film Notting Hill should have been set during carnival time so that Hugh Grant’s character could have been violently assaulted by diversity.
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And Julia Roberts have a coal train pulled on her
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As I live very close to the monkey mayhem weekender, I would be very happy if the riot with a sound track was held somewhere else.
Brixton or Peckham seem like the obvious choice, with Birmingham also looking like a close contender.
The problems that the cøønival brings to the area far outweigh any benefits.
Shops have to be boarded up, homes have to have 12′ high security fences installed to prevent a bunch of feral apes from using the front garden as a public toilet and there will guaranteed be at least a couple of stabbings.
It is piss poorly managed and the police hate being there. Even that little shit Khan has to have about 20 coppers surrounding him, with sniper overwatch as he does his ‘diversity is our strength’ public appearance on children’s day. Before scampering off in his fleet of armoured Range Rovers to be as far away as possible when it all inevitably kicks off.
Just do the whole area a favour, pull that Grenfell eyesore down and tell the murder monkeys that aren’t welcome in my part of town.
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The 42 acres that comprise Buckingham Palace gardens would be an ideal location.
After all, the Royals love all this multicultural shite,
Touring Africa, sat in front of savages prancing about in grass skirts with bones through their noses
(When they’re not massacring each other with machetes)
Jug Ears could hold it in his garden as a tribute to our late Queen and her precious fucking Commonwealth,
Gawd bless the old trout.
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I used to like it when Her Majesty and Philip used to visit Africa and the chief showed them his bare backside, painted blue and white. We could get Lammy to play that part now with Dame Emily and Sir Kweer standing in for the Queen and Prince.
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quite right odin, i was born in notting dale, and i went to school in peckham they could always have de carnival on peckham rye (former italian pow camp) it’s close by to east dulwich and brixton innit they can stab each other til their hearts content bro nomesaying.
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If Khan had not been so fast at removing Boris’s water cannon, not only might these knife wielding drug-taking motherfuckers have been tamed, they would have got an annual free bath as well.
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The authorities seem to be using watercanons to great effect in Brest.
It’s a great pity they only have one.
We should set up a GoFundMe to buy two more. I mean, fuck me! Switzerland can’t afford more than one? That’s the Worlds economy tanked.
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London is now as bad as Paris. The Khan Kunt has no intention of fighting blick yoof knife crime, giving the clearest indication that Blick Lives Don’t Matter , at least not to Parking Stanley’s . Fuck ’em all.
Good morning, everyone.
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As someone I knew said (french), Paris is no longer for Parisians..!
Likewise, London is no longer for anyone except to the Muslim third world barbarian..!
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The picture in the nom says all you need to know about this 🦍fest ….disrespek me Mon and you getz da slicing wiv momma’s chiggun blade ya dig bro’ 🔪…..and you 🐷s can dance whilst the brothers do de lootin’ and sheit raaas 🇯🇲
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One can only hope that the cries for free money go unheard so the shitfest will be consigned to history as it should be, It’s heyday yes but now fuck off big time. Stabbins, robbing, raping men and women the thing is a fucktards carnival, London at its best, noisy, smelly shitefest. Soon to go and gladly forgotten by those who live and work in the area
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Raping men? – don’t tell Streeting, Bryant, Kyle, Pollard and co – they will all want to be in the front row for their turn
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There is one in Bristol this weekend, which is a smaller version of Notting Hill but having similar problems. I walked past a poster advertising it today “everyone welcome” – what a bag of winnits, I thought.
I know a bloke who goes to it every year, he is in his late 60’s , and went on a holiday to Jamaica when he was a young man and never got over it. He likes to talk in patois, it is fucking embarrassing. I think he’s been mugged at least 5 times.
It is popular with students who turn up covered in glitter and ridiculous festival outfits, Christ knows what they look like on the way home.
More great publicity for Bristol, which must look like that bar scene in Star Wars to the outsider.
Still, I hear it is going to piss down tomorrow, splendid!
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Oh for fucks sake its that time of year like Halloween but more tricks than treats
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The whole thing should be scrapped, a completely pointless weekend, the place is so overcrowded the chance of actually seeing the parade (fat women half dressed) is almost zero.
The question should be why does it need so much security and policing, the answer is obvious so why let the thing go ahead.
Multiculturalism at its finest.
The police should just refuse to attend, every year there are 60 + coppers injured, it’s supposed to be a carnival not a fucking riot!
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This disgusting Community Event is already an enormous waste of taxpayers’ money which begins on the Saturday evening with Panorama and finally ends on the Tuesday morning.
Turn it into a self funding profit making Private Event and see which Entrepreneur(s) take it on. Tickets to attend? At least £100 per day!
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Agreed, and once again maybe the Eavis’ could give some advise.
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It’s amazing how they can magic up all these Coppers when they want too. All us great unwashed phoning up about our houses being broken into, cars being nicked, anti social behaviour have about as much chance of a Copper turning up as the Coppers have of finding Lord Lucan.
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Fuck them, it’s not the West Indies, it’s not Africa and it’s not Glasgow.
All those are stabby places, one of them you can throw spears at each other for the enjoyment of the local tribal chiefs abd the tourists but it’s not the dome thing in England.
Notting Hill was a nice part of London until the Mayflower erm Empire Windrush docked iat Tilbury and the invasion began.
Notting Hill carnival is not a celebration of Notting Hill’s culture it’s a celebration of capitulation.
Look at the cunt waving the sword about, like something from an 18th century war. This is the streets of our capital.
If it isn’t these cunts defacing our culture it’s the other bunch of fucktards.
https://youtu.be/KixfKhw13Kk?feature=shared
Get your funny hats and party poppers out and celebrate diversity.
Anyone know when the Muslim Pride parade 🏳️🌈 is on?
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An opportunity right there for a sharp kick, with authority, right up the ass.
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Unhinged, slavering stone lickers.
Deport them all. Fuk human right. They don’t apply to barbarians trapped in the eighth century.
They add misery everywhere they go.
The antithesis of the Age of Enlightenment.
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They just can`t help themselves … today …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c39zr7y9ep3o
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Is it possible for any of the fat organiser to spare a few bob for bread to give to the English ducks. Three have fallen so far. Duckett (apt) Pope and Stokes.
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They should make it much bigger.
No police,no special treatment.
Watch London burn,watch the lie of multiculturalism go up in looting,murder and arson.
Feral trash for Oven.
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So without going into ethnicity/rights or wrongs, look at the following.
https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/premier-league-homophobic-chanting-fine-30481137
You will notice that the organiser is held responsible for the behaviour of the supporter and in this case fined £100,000 for homophobic chants (which can be increased too £3000) .
Now surely the organisers should be held accountable for their own costs, much the same way that football clubs are?
Come to think of it I attended the local carnival here last week, it totally self funded and the police presence was more informative than enforcement, although I did raise a few eyebrows when I explained that most European paddy wagons have the facility to fill the holding compartment with CS gas should the passengers mis behave😊.
Any way that’s my tuppence and further proof of the two tier policies carried out by successive governments
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If I were in charge of the plod, I’d be handing out blades for free.
That way, the problem ultimately solves itself.
Festival Patron : “I is ornly eere for da stabbin, blud”.
Plod: “Down the high street, hang a left and you’ll find all the gang violence you need. Don’t forget the fried chiggun’ concession stand for a post stab meal. Assuming it’s not on fire already. Now go fill yet boots.”
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If the local authorities had any sense they’d seize the opportunity for selling the fresh bushmeat that it churns out. It’s halal too. This would be more than self-funding with the surplus used to reduce council tax.
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The Río de Janeiro festival attracts more people and is a lot safer than the London event.
There are pickpockets around but that’s always the case in the cities of Brasil.
Tickets for the Sambódromo cover the extra cost of private security.
As long as you don’t get too pissed and wander away from the main route you can have a great time.
The added bonus is that the women are a lot fitter, wear much less and can actually dance.
Food and drinks are cheap too.
If Brasil can do it then why not London?
You will feel much safer at the carnival than on the beach the next morning.
You need eyes up your arse on the beaches there.
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I hear slasha Johnson is going to be guest speaker, sorry dribbler.. How is old soup bowl head nowadays?
Still lounging around in bed, I heard her and Derek draper were having a game of sleeping lions. Though I thought Derek took it a bit to far. Still could always put his ashes in slasha’s head, as it bares a fantastic resemblance to an Ashtray.
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Shes got a head like a birdbath.
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Luckily i hate carnivals.
Whether lisping gaylords in Rio or monkey mayhem in London.
Load of shite.
And Notting Hill?!!
Gosh, yah its like so ethnic.
Thought it was all yuppies round there.?
Goofy toffs wearing hairgel and embarrassed, stuttering because they like a girl.
We having a bet on how many get stabbed?
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If we can take a bet on how many of our citizens can “speak English” I will put my cash in the pot.
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You miserable northern cunt
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Thinking about it, I serviced the Air Con unit on a ground floor flat in Notting hill after the carnival, it smelt like Billingsgate fish market on a bad day.
So whoever owned it had really just bought a very expensive urinal.
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I see the young blek fellow in the fine nomination photograph has a sword.
I’m all for the resurrection of gladiatorial games,hosted by ant and Dec,think of the ratings!
Anyway,put the cunt and all those who are in his “tribe” in the arena against a raging pack of rabid baboons..
They’ll feel right at home too.
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Yes, you have to come out correctly dressed and tooled up for Notting Hill.
Face mask and fucking huge sword.
The sort of thing that may attract the attention of the fatties.
But they couldn’t possibly stop and search anyone there.
It would definitely be dangerous as well as racist.
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I’d pay good money to see rabid baboons v street ‘warriors’!
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I think they should merge the Notting Hill Carnival with Glastonbury.
Glastonbury loves diversity and Notting Hill Carnival is diverse.
Glastonbury hates Britain and British culture, so does Notting Hill.
And Glastonbury has a big fucking wall to keep them all in.
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Top idea.
They can solve the vegan issue once and for all.
Some blue haired Millie Tant can preach to eloysus from Nigeria how his eaten Chiggun and bushmeat is morally wrong.
He can them put forward his side of the debate with a machete.
One Love✊🏽
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Makes sense.
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If only we grew cotton.
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A significant plus about being retired is that I no longer have this cloud over me at this time of year wondering whether I’ll be rostered on call for the weekend of the stabfest.
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Burn Loot Murder monkeys out on the streets 🐒🐒🐒
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Couldn’t give a flying fuck what happens inside the M25.
Put a wall up and let the cunts waste each other.
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Christ, i couldn’t live in that London.
Ive hated it every time ive been.
Nowadays i outright refuse any work there.
A celeb asked me to go there last year, and when I said No the cunt took the funnies.
Hate everything about it.
Everytime i go i get into some sort of trouble.
Arguements, insults,
And once a copper insulted me.
Fuck thst place. 👎
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Did he ask for his floorboard back?
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Hes not having it back.
Its now a bespoke shelve.
Itd fuck up the feng shui.
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O/T, what a fucking odious slag this cunt is..!
https://youtube.com/shorts/-wM1ln5VjNU?si=PuyH3imiA2thKjYR
It’s a shame her mother didn’t have one…☠️
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I think the heat has got to Rodney, he was on the bbc telling Nick Robinson he is a hard bastard..
Fuck me angie would have him sobbing like the fat quare his is in 60 seconds flat..
His missus hasn’t been seen for ages as he can only get hard for Ukrainian rent boys..
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Please, Merciful God, hear my prayer, and let the PM and his entire cabinet be struck by a flaming meteorite today, or at least some fucking deranged postal worker who has managed to smuggle an AK47 into the public gallery.
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🔥🤞
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