are cunts.
As the only vaguely right-wing station in the country, I enjoy listening to Talk TV when I’m up and down the length and breadth of Wales doing my job, joyously ignoring 20mph signs and hearing someone actually say that the majority of kidrapers are PARKIES.
BUT, when they take calls, it’s always, um, er, um, can you hear me, um, cough, cough, er…
IF YOU’RE NOT READY OR ABLE TO SPEAK THEN FUCK THE CUNT OFF.
May I strongly second this nomination?. I have been listening to Mike Graham each morning, apart from each caller sounding like an outraged Tommy Trinder (you don’t remember him? – “you lucky people!”) sounding like a taxi driver with piles, you have to put up with dreadful adverts for Morrisons and numerous car insurance companies (gabble, gabble, terms and conditions apply……”), bingo adverts that are so patronisingly lowbrow, each caller has to ingratiate himself “wonderful programme, Mike. best on radio”, “Bless you”.
I had to give it up this morning. I will be listening to Paul Temple at 6 in the morning now on Radio 4 Xtra – peter Coke & Marjorie Westbury sometime in the 1950s, when a killer would at least say “excuse me” before he shot you with a sawn-off shotgun.
I only listen to “Plank Of the Week” on Talk normally (“TOOOORRRKK” in stentorian tones every fucking ten minutes). My advice is to watch it on You Tube on Saturday mornings because all the adverts are edited out. This past few weeks have been intolerable at 6 a.m.
Really good nomination WUTARWACIA!
Nominated by WokeUpTodayAndRealisedWhatACuntIAm seconded by W C Boggs. Link by Sam Beau.
It’d be wonderful if someone got through to James O’Brien, silkily pretending to believe the nonsense he believes and suckers him in, only to say “I hope an immigrant pakı or nıgger stabs you to death!” before they cut you off.
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Maybe someone cheeky scallywag like Simon here…anyone my age (53) who watched Saturday Superstore will remember this few second bit of brilliance:
https://youtu.be/NEkB25V_ow8?feature=shared
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@ttce….his relation Cinzano Bianco was also piss 😜
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I remember watching that
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The problem is they have a delay mechanism on their broadcasts so they can cut the call off. Arseholes like O’Brien would be in melt down if anyone dared to disagree with him, but it is a shame he isn’t hijacked in public.
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Aah, yes. I’d forgotten about that. Blọody spoilspọrts!
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I dont listen to the radio.
Nor do i ride a penny farthing.
Its rubbish.
Anyone who. Phones in is probably a trainspotting little virgin who smells faintly of cheese and blushes when someone talks to them.
Besides im a busy man.
And itd take up the countless hours i post shite on here.
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I don’t blame you Mis, for not listening to annoying cunts besides the adverts whilst trying to work. My only advice to you is to scroll File on 4 and Archive on 4, choosing what interesting subject you’d like to listen to, to make your work less tedious. I’m a cunt aren’t l.
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Hiya Sammy, i dont know what “scroll 4” or “archive 4” are mate.
You have to realise your talking to a borderline Neanderthal.
Im techphobic and any gadgets seem to get nervous around me before having a accident.
Especially mobile phones which commit suicide.
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File on 4 and Archive on 4 are BBC Radio productions.
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I meant to scroll meaning look for. Sorry Mis.
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There’s a programme on File on 4 that’s right up your street at the moment, Mis, called “Car Finance”.
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I’ve found you a piece of music on YouTube to relax you Mis, CASTLEBEAT – Change Your Mind.
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Never listen to it.
If they changed ‘Plank of the Week’ to ‘Cunt of the Week’ I might be so inclined, but otherwise no, life’s too short.
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Rupert Murdoch propaganda channel.
Nuff said.
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More a Farage propaganda channel S-C B. I have very mixed views on him. I feel he says what he thinks people want him to say – I know they all do, but people who see him as the Messiah are going to be sorely disappointed, just like the leftie wankers were with Kweer “Labour Has A Plan” Starmer. Nige is NOT the Messiah – he is just a naughty boy. I have sore misgivings. I’ll put some ointment on them He will never be a Mrs Thatcher, and that is what this country so desperately needs now – perhaps even more so than the late 1970s. She would have shown Kweer up for the loudmouthed fake fucker he was – just like she did Kinnock – she chewed him up and spat him out. What a woman – they broke the mould.
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TALK TV is wholly owned by Murdoch, Farage is merely a puppet.
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Even though W.C. Boggs, she put me out of a job and no milk for the tea, I’d have someone like her back to rattle WanKeir.
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Don’t you realise, Baker, the beeb are having you on. Take a listen to Call Jonathan Pie, if you don’t believe me.
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In what respect is “the beeb” having me on, Sammy?
I’m well aware of Jonathan Pie, he can be very funny. But what’s he got to do with Rupert Murdoch and TALK TV?
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Nothing, Baker. Must’ve been at cross purposes.
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You’re forgiven, Sammy. Unconditionally. 😁
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Phew ! Thanks.
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Whilst watching football & cricket, I listen to programmes without advertising, such as
The Unbelievable Truth
It’s a Fair Cop
I’m Sorry I Haven’t a Clue
Cabin Pressure
Ed Reardon’s Week
Murder They Wrote, with Laura Whitmore and Iain Stirling
Call Jonathan Pie, which is the most outrageous radio I’ve heard in ages. Talk about the BBC shooting themselves in the foot, besides all the swearing under the sun.
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Have they killed “Elgar” off , Sammy?. I just caught the end of Ed Reardon a few Monday’s ago and he had a kitten?. It’s an odd time for it 1415 on a Monday.
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Sorry, I’ll have to think back. Not sure if Ed’s cat died and he talks about him in the past tense.
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Thanks. I can’t imagine irascible Ed dealing with a kitten!
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Good cunting!
Cunts who phone in to the wireless are losers from the off. Any sensible points will be drowned out/talked over or switched off by the cunt presenting the show, on the orders of the lick-spittle producers. The only people it will suit are wankers and twats like the bloke I see in the bookies who insists on regurgitating the latest anti-Trump line he has got from the idiot lantern. ‘From the River to the Sea’ the cunts all sing; ‘support the war in Ukraine’ they cry; ‘make sure you wear a mask’ in the park, they used to self-righteously opine. Fuck off.
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If I listen to the wireless I just want music, not cunts giving their thoughts and opinions, unless it’s the sound of someone thrashing O’Shithead with a medieval scourge
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Since the implementation of the cassette-player in the horseless carriage, letalone the antiskip CD player a few years later, I cannot on any level whatsoever understand why the lowbrow, ad-laden shit that is ‘entertainment’ radio didn’t go extinct.
‘Whatever’ must be a passable standard for many, it would seem. Make-do, lazy species. I’ve gone thirty years now with my longest exposure to the shit that is radio content being the split second it takes to turn one off.
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Thinking it over, it’s (radio) thr kind of thing left on where groups of people are at their work, .. building sites, garage workshops etc. ; where no-one wants to listen to someone else’s music exclusively or non-stop. So everyone listens to a ‘middle line’ of drab, low standard banality. And get *conditioned* to drab, low-standard banality in a lot of cases.
I still prefer pure silence or whatever is going in in my head, over other cunt’s shit & other cunts dumb yapping about fuck-all of any merit.
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I also prefer quietness from time to time, Cuntemail, but one thing we can’t get away from is Muzak. The thing they use on tv in the background of a conversation. Also in lifts. I remember Spike Milligan blowing his top in a lift and bashed the the loudspeakers away from the walls.
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I disconnected all outside signals to the television 5 years ago, Sammy.
Fucking bliss.
One can’t but notice a trend on a certain website of persons decrying how shit things are ON tv, radio, soshul media ; .. content, adverts, mongs and cunts etc. but still watching/listening, clicking-on to it all, all the time.
I’m not exaggerating my boycott one jot … if I sit in to someone elses car, and the radio is on … ‘I’m just going to turn that down’ is what I’ll say, while turning it down to zero. Someone were to protest in favour of the fucking radio? .. I’d rather walk than endure either at that stage.
It’s good to have a line you won’t cross when other cunts are involved in this ol’ life.
Fuck’s sake why can’t anything ever drag the average background cunt ‘up’ a bit, than every medium always devolving to lowest common denominator i.e. inconsequential throwaway garbage with a daily/weekly/monthly/yearly sum total real value.. of fuck all?
Another nadir in this human experience, on a long list of them.
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Tell you what, I fucking loathed the 90s radio sports phone-ins.
That fat sweaty slug-like fat Irish fucker Alan Green being the worst.
The fat sod would gob off about being a Liverpool fan. What part of Merseyside did he come from? Don’t make me laugh.
Anyway, Green would always also spout shit about Man United. And, he wouldn’t allow actual fans from Manchester or Salford on his show. He would only allow ‘United fans’ who were gloryhunting post-93 cunts from the Home Counties or Essex., so he could take the piss out of them. And, these knobheads appeased the fat slimy bastard. They would say meekly ‘I’m afraid it’s Man United’ and even apologising ‘Sorry, but it’s Man United’. All simpering and crawly. Green knew that if he had an old school red from Newton Heath or Old Trafford on, they’d say ‘We’re Man United. What of it, you fat cunt?’
Point is, the fat fucker was supposed to be professional and impartial. But he was anything but. I remember commentary on a 90s Liverpool game. And Green screamed about a penalty claim (they got it, of course). However ex-LFC legend Mark Lawrenson was right when he said it was not a penalty. Lawro argued the case against well and eloquently But Green said on air like a spoilt child ‘Don’t care. As long as it benefits Liverpool.’
Fucking fat cunt.
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I didn’t realise Green was that much of a Liverpool fan Norman.
He should have been sacked for saying that about a penalty claim.
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Hi Norman,
I remember fat Greenie having trouble with Newcastle fans on the phone-in, for calling our team United and the Geordies just Newcastle, during the afternoon game between them. He did have a point when he explained that we have 2 teams in Manchester, whilst they only have the one and they still wouldn’t have it.
I was reminded of the United v Real Madrid second leg European Cup match in 1957 on YouTube, which we drew 2-2. Due to having no money to go and no telly at home, I was able to watch it in a Television Shop window on Ashton New Road.
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Never done a phone in.
Fuck that.
Although I have always wanted to tell Jeremy Vine that he’s a whiny voiced, bed wetting, bike nōnce.
So you never know.
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O/T.
Grow the economy Rachel, how the fuck is that going you fucking thick useless cunt…!
BBC News – Faisal Islam: We are heading for significant tax rises
https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/c9dgn647nplo
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I don’t do phone in’s, but I would love to give the above a fucking good telling to…!
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Don’t be so beastly Doc, you’ll make her cry.
Taxing us to prosperity will just take a bit more time, that’s all.
Be patient.
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Perhaps the most sanctimonious show on Wireless 4 is The Moral Maze, with Michael Burke – the ponderous trailers are the worst: “Hello, I am Michael Burke and I am very depressed. Ladies attired in football shorts and shorts, pretending they are David Beckham thirty years ago. Do they have a point?. Are they striking a blow for equality, or are they a bunch of butch lesbians, who enjoy vile, unspeakable and degrading practices in the changing room?, if so should we encourage them?. Join me tonight at 8.00 when I will be discussing this with Angela Eagle, Eddie Izzard, Jess Phillips, the President of the Womens Football Asscn Irma Bulldyke, the late Quentin Crisp and Brian Clough”
Now a look at the weather.
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A lot of those daft ‘talk’ channels around Manchester were full of the Oasis gig yesterday.
As I live near Heaton Park. I was one resident who didn’t mind the hordes of people yesterday?
Why? Because the amount of fit birds in skimpy shorts showing their arses and legs was considerable. It was a crumpet convention. One set of sweet cheeks after another. A fair share of nice barely covered knockers and all. Sod Oasis, that was the real show. God bless the weather…
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That’s what I like about the good weather. I can go walking in my sunglasses to cover my glaring eyes at the women showing off their headlamps and farting tackle. Rather crude but it makes me laugh seeing that I made it up myself. A tip is to keep your head straight, so they’re not aware of you eyeing them up.
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Mike Graham is good for a laugh.
Julia Hartley-Brewer has nice tits.
Ian Collins is a top bloke.
As for the rest, they can fuck right off.
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James .H. Reeve was good on the old Piccadilly 261 phone-in back in the day.
A seriously disturbed bitter blue cunt. But a dry funny bastard.
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