Macben Achianu is,somewhat unsurprisingly,a proper cunt.
It appears its been traumatised by attempting to rent a house from renowned estate agents Gumtree and in the process got relieved of £2000..
It’s a heartwarming tale of very mild deception all wrapped up in the complete fucking idiocy of the hapless Achianu.
No doubt the Blek Key is attempting to leverage his stupidity by letting the BBC in on the sob story in the hope some mugs club together to give him his money back.
What a Cunt.
Nominated by : Unkle Terry
bit of a non-story if you ask me
he should count his lucky stars he wasn’t gang-banged by a bunch of Parkey taxi drivers, as then he’d never get his name in the news.
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Serves him right.
Wonder who he was going to use to move him?
Wouldnt be me.
I hear that accent? Nowt down.
I operate a strict apartheid policy.
Cheetham Hill, what a fuckin shitpit.
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Good Morning Squire!
Morning All
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Nice to see a darkıe being the victim of a scam.
Handing over two gtand to some random bird?
How could you be so dim?
Incidentally, if any cunters want to make a fortune in crypto, you just have to send your old pal Cunt Engine a mere grand and I’ll quintuple your money in two months, guaranteed.
My email is: notascamhonest@love-dungeon.co.uk
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Does this song play in you love dungeon?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9SOryJvTAGs
I’d like to think it does
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Morning Harold/all.
Nope, it’s this one:
https://youtu.be/p-G45BziZy0?si=bBKeQzPrjQ0zxIEn
If you’ve never heard it, it’s worth a 3 minute listen…utterly bizarre and hilarious!
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I’ve listened and now I feel dirty.
Anyone ever click on Thomas’s links and feel like this?
https://youtu.be/VFhvobbKPEc?t=143
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What a heartwarming story. I just couldn’t help but piss myself with glee when the blacky gets it in the neck for once.
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It’s called payback bubbles,your lazy race has been scamming us for years..
I never mud huts were so expensive to rent..
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I find google photo search useful on multiple levels.
its very simple, take a picture from the advertiser and google search it and it will come up with matches, whether they be from photo stock (and you find that the acclaimed doctor is on multiple adverts from dental implants too gender realignment) of bob the builder from Kent’s portfolio is remarkably similar to Gavin from Cardiff’s work.
So a simple google search would have told him he was bidding on an air B’n’B property.
Again using the Magic of google I found this.
Achan – Name Meaning and Origin
The name “Achan” can be interpreted as “troubler” or “troublemaker” due to this biblical association. It signifies someone who brings turmoil or distress through their actions or choices.
which lets face it is pretty apt, and I wonder how Immigration didn’t pick up on it.
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I would be too embarrassed to admit at being duped into buying a semidetached mud hut.
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Wonder if Machen would be interested in buying my products?
I have lucky aftershave that is proven to make you irresistible to women?
And a lucky necklace that will enhance your luck and proven by UK scientists to boost your chances of winning the National lottery 80%.
Also selling xray glasses at the moment.
See through ladies clothes!!!
These products are all tested and open to fellow cunters not just dumb as fuck negros in the armpit of Manchester.
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I have a Blackview BV8900, the flir is quite good so I will skip the glasses.
However this necklace you speak of, are you open to offers?
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Of course, seeing as you’re a fellow ISAC id be offering a large discount anyway.
Real xrays!! Tend to leak radiation a bit but ive gaffer taped them.
Enjoy your new world of secret voyeurism 😁👍
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I must be pissed up still, Sorry Lord Benny it was the tasteful magical necklace that you interested in wasn’t it?
Yes, carefully crafted from 25carat artisanal plastic and containing REAL cubic zirconia shaped by our jewller to resemble a ladies pumpum its endowed with strong juju by a authentic voodoo preistess from Hull.
Youll be fighting the girls off with a shitty stick💪
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Happens every day in London.
I am reliably informed that renting a place in Londonistan now requires a bidding process, whereby highest bidder gets to live in a disgusting third world shit hole with a view of shitty urban decay and impressive 66% survival rate when walking to the local tube station.
And that’s the good bits.
It is quite common to have to put a sizable deposit into an escrow account. Alarm bells should start ringing when the IBAN turns out to be in Nigeria.
So bollocks to monkey boy. He would have stopped paying the rent after two months anyway.
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Well the ‘trauma’ he’s being affected by will be dealt with in- house seeing as he’s a mental elf nurse 😩….and the bonus is that he won’t have to wait ages for an appointment 👍
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Is he fresh off a boat?Silly um bongo.Back to Africa dear 🤣🤣🤣
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Look at it.
Why the fuk is it even in this country? What use is it, apart from bayonet practice for the Scots Guards?
Thick molasses cunt.
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There was a time we could have had him shot.
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There’s a mistake in that report.
‘…the perfect three-bedroomed place on Gumtree to rent for himself and his three children…’
Correction:
‘…the perfect place to illegally sub-let two spare bedrooms to six other pavement apes before nicking all the fixtures and fittings, trashing the place then looking for the next mug landlord…’
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The cheeky cunt is asking us to play the white man. Play it up your arse pal.
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It was ALL for/about his kids, from who the story tells us (without telling us) he has little to do with on any type of daily basis.
But it was all for them. But then supposedly ripped off for a few weeks wages, by a stranger?
To hell with the kids because someone is a thief. End of. Gave up at first opportunity.
Codswallop. BBC didn’t ask about that, eh?. There is no proof this happened to the cunt, he could either be just another ‘5 seconds of fame’ cunt, like so many clearly are these saddo days, or as suggested the notion of a sympathy 2 grand bleeding-heart gofundme effort coming his way.
Either way, I’ve never given less of a shit about any cunt ever, until the next nom comes along I suppose ….
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I do enjoy a nice bit of multicultural upset,however mild.
It’s good for morale.
Fuck them all.
Good morning.
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Jolly good.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c1k4rpg4ggeo
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Must be stupid. The fat black cunt is wearing hooped coloured clothing.
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Poor Dolly, maybe the UC doesn’t stretch far enough
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Hasn’t lost anything really. Will just have to up the ante on own deviances.
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Are the actual owners Nigerian
Rent is £50 per week but I need an upfront deposit of £10,000 to secure the lease.
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Methinks, on further reflection, that nommed cunt above loves himself, his gold watch, and navy – BMW? – more than what he loves his kids.
After all, it’s the car and watch he chose to accessorise the photo that the bbc deemed suitable for this waste of all things associated …
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(…. whether they sent some cunt around to take pics of this useless disingenuous prick to go with this shit unsubstantiated non-news filler or more likely have him supply pics for same).
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OT, but is anyone else baffled by the praise being heaped upon the late Cleo Laine? This sound she made called “scat”? Enough to frighten the horses. Each to their own I suppose but to quote Bart Simpson; “Jazz sucks.”
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Too right Arfur 👍
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🐴🐴
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The Germans love ‘scat’ although unconfirmed sources suggest it’s not the same variety.
This bloke sounds like a Scottish mountain.
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Does he need a tissue?
Yet another “poor me, pity me, look at me”
non-story, designed to distract and divert our attention away from actual, live news that deserves our attention.
I’m only surprised they don’t present this kind of reporting in comic strip form, complete with sound effects, like
{ POW!}, etc.
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