adopt egg
Degeneracy is contagious.
FACT.
Now its speead to the avian world.
Gay couple Scampi and Flounder have adopted a egg.
And plan to raise it as their own.
These Elton and David of the zoo are no role model for impressionable eggs.
Swanning about in a tuxedo, camp walk, but are sick at the taste of fish.
Preferring frankfurters.
The worlds full of them!
Just be careful out there and never, NEVER pppppp pick up a penguin.
Nominated by Miserable Northern cunt.
Monochrome cunts.
Just like pandas.
Evolved into being gay and unable to reproduce.
More evidence that Darwin was a cunt.
Good morning everyone.
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I always thought the male and female penguins shared the responsibility..
So are Chester zoo smearing the penguins, they could be very good friends, like ant and dic.
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This has been creeping into the animal world slowly for years.
I remember as a youth bored in a maths class and watching two dogs on the playing fields outside.
One was bumming the other
Whos eyes were bulging out of its head.
But they were both smiling.
It was around the time that Chris Packham turned up on kids tv pretending he was a naturalist after getting Kindly Johnny Morris sacked.
Coincide? Yeah sure.
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Morn Mis,
I grew up in a street, where dogs were permanently stuck together and out would come the bucket of water which amazingly did the separation trick. Being a young boy I often wondered why their arses were stuck together and it wasn’t until I was older when stumbling into beastiality where women enjoyed more pleasure from the dogs cock knot than the ordinary dick from a man.
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Has Elton John or Stephen Fry adopted any yet? Those doughnut-punchers love to p-p-p-p- pickup a Penguin.
Then penetrate them.
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Its early days yet Maggie, but you can guarantee that pair of egg fondlers will get some.
Always dressed for dinner?
Camp as Christmas
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Yes, but what are their pronouns?
How do we know that the staff at Chester Zoo aren’t misgendering them?
I think the Government should immediately set up an enquiry to explore the possibility, at the cost of roughly £200m, with the report to be published no later than 2035.
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I prefer Scampi and Chips.
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With a slice of lemon.
🍋
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Is poof allowed.
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A poof penguins gait looks like imaginary trousers are permanently round their ankles, giving the game away.
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The wrong trousers.
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A well observed Nom. I have long suspected that penguins can swing either way. Remember that one on telly who sounded like Derek Nimmo?
It is the same with ducks, or ‘duckies’ as they prefer to be known. Then there are the swallows…
Good morning, everyone.
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I wonder if they are Ukrainian Penqueers?
Have they ever ‘met’ our Dear Ducky Leader? I think we should be told!
Also, are they in a unite(d) Union or out?
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I digress:
After alcaraz’s loss, he’s going to have a rest and take part in a film, where he plays a blind halfwit (no makeup needed) in a mental home, drawing ducks on the wall and throwing bread to them.
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It’s merely an animal experiment.
It’s a prelude to everyone being made to be A Gay for six months in every year,by law,to “promote equality”..
Both the P.M and Health Secretary are said to be very keen to be “on the ground” to enforce the law.
So the Penguins are merely precursors to National Bumméry,the vile collaborators that they are.
I hope the little Puffs are eaten by a killer whale.
Disgraceful.
Good morning.
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Penguin Pride Month coming soon Unkle.
Between Windrush Built Britain Month and Lock Up the Far Right Month.
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Homosexual penguins? Don’t believe it I’m afraid. Mature male animals have a constant drive to reproduce. If they’re not getting any then it results in various forms of strange and unusual behaviour. Example given by Mis of two dogs for instance. A common experience is to visit someone who has a dog. You arrive, dog runs round, tail wagging, pleased to see a visitor. You sit down and next thing you know it’s trying to fuck your leg. I’ve seen tom cats we have owned repeatedly trying to fuck a cushion. No, I believe being gay is a perversion practised only by humans.
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They could be the pets of that queer eskimo who stuck his arse out of his igloo to see if he could get a chap on it.
🧊
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As my first comment languishes in `moderation`, I would venture that those penguins belong to the above eskimo whose snowmobile broke down. When the mechanic arrived to fix it, he said: “Looks like you`ve blown a seal, mate.”
“Nah, that`s just frost on my lips,” he replied.
🦭
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😂
That deserved more tickies Sam👍
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Gay 🐧 meh …much prefer the 🦁 bar which is extremely proud of it’s heritage 🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨💋🧬
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Admin could’ve at least Photoshopped/MS Painted a crude avian tinkle sticking out from the penguin on the right and snaking towards that presumably male chick as a prelude to him getting peng-bummed.
Everyone knows that the benders abuse little boys they’ve bought.
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The little one looks like one of those pretty Ukranian Penglets to me.
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Many years ago, I took a trip to Philip Island in the far south of Victoria to see the Fairy Penguins come ashore. A fascinating watch as they come ashore and seagulls dive bomb them to make them regurgitate the fish they have eaten.
Apparently, Fairy Penguins are now known as Little Penguins to protect the precious feelings of gaylords.
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It must be confusing for the chick seeing two south poles. Get to LGBTQSpecsavers.
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Excellent nom.
Did these gay penguins apply to adopt that egg, or was it dumped on them by the powers that be?
We have a homosexualist lesbian couple living near us and they would be infuriated if the authorities turned up one day with a brat and told them they had to raise it to the age of 18.
Zoos are cunts at the best of times, but this is out-bloody-rageous!
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Scampi claims we are just good friends, Flounder said ‘I love scampi, and fish fingers, and a nice bit of haddock’
We are not fucking Gay!
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Penguins have always been partial to a bit of bumming. Well they have to keep warm somehow. Can’t see the harm myself.
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scientists in the Antarctic have sadly observed penguins getting bummed off seals.
pretty horrific stuff, but it seems that they’re now imitating their abusers, a sad story as old as time.
as for those seals, if they are caught they ought to be castrated and then deported. Hanging is too good for them.
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