Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 365 by picking the Queen of British Jazz Dame Cleo Laine who died yesterday aged 97.She was the biggest female Jazz figure arguably in British History even winning a Grammy in 1986.She performed into her early 90s.
Known for the scat singing.Cleo joined John Dankworths band and later went on to marry him and have 2 children Alec and Jacqui who survive her.Dankworth died in 2010 aged 82 after 52 years of marriage and Laine announced his death on stage.She was also predeceased by her eldest son from her first marriage who died in 2019.She is survived by 2 children and her grandchildren.
On to Dead Pool 366
The rules .
1)Pick 5 famius cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve.No duplicates allowed and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.
5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
James Whale
Ion Iliescu
Douglas Hurd
Joanne Woodward
Stanley Baxter
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Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Dick van dyke
Bruce willis
Sophia Loren
0
Poor Cleo🙁
Rest in skoobybedobedeepoppeace
3
Terence Stamp
Franco Nero
Mary Berry
Bill Cosby
George Hamilton
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Liv Ullman
Camp Cliff
Millicent Martin
Good darts LB
1
Cheers CM 👍
0
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
David Scott (astronaut)
1
Annette Crosbie
Bill Duke
Eileen Derbyshire
Nancy Olson
Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill.
Nice work Lord B.
1
Thanks LL 👍
1
Harriet Harman
Anthony Fauci
Larry David
Engelbert Humperdinck
Gillian McCutcheon
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
Paul Hogan
James Hong
0
In there Lord B.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Ray Anthony
Jane Morgan
Maggie Kirkpatrick
0
Cheers Norm 👍
0
I keep seeing Bob Mortimer as Cleo Laine now…
‘Doobedoobeedoobeedobbedoo.’🎵
0
Michael Eavis
David Irving
Ken Livingstone
Petula Clark
Vera Miles
0
Michael Caine
Richard Dreyfuss
Danny DeVito
Joe Bugner
Gloria Hunniford
0
Erich von Däniken
William Shatner
Robert Wagner
William Roache
Brian Blessed
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
1
Ban ki moon
W.H.macy
Mario andretti
Patrick Duffy
Willie Nelson
2
June Lockhart
Mel Brooks
James “Jim” Lovell
Buzz Aldrin
Don King
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Kier Starmer
Kier Starmer
Kier Starmer
Kier Starmer
Kier Starmer
(Wishful thinking)
2
I was tempted to pick this snivelling cunt.
1
Putin
Joe Biden
Rudy Giuliani
John Astin
Rosemary West
0
Lady Antonia Fraser
Tom Lehrer
Roy Hattersley
Eva Marie Saint
Arthur Scargill
0
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Phil Collins
1
John Leyton
Vincent Ball (Aussie actor)
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Dick Van Dyke.
0
Dick Van Dyke already taken.
Richard Wilson instead.
0
The Dalai Lama
Rupert Murdoch
Alex Ferguson
Eve Marie Saint
Gary Glitter
0
Colin Jeavons
Tom Baker
Humphrey Burton
Robert Gillespie
Sian Phillips
0
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
Gene Gotti
Chris Lambrianou
0
Melvyn Hayes
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
0
I had the old warbler on my list for months before she was nobbled.
Good age luv. Will be remembered for her voice, that wort, and that she always appeared slightly pissed (but that’s probably just me).
Quite surprised nobody had Ozzy or Hulk Hogan…
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Virginia Mckenna
George Takei
Walter Koenig
Lindsay Wagner
Ian McShane
1
I have a backup few names for if some cunt nobbles 1 or all of my current 5 ever.
Ozzy was one of them.
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Well played MiLord
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Alan Bennett
Dame Julie Andrews
Dionne Warwick
Dame Judi Dench
0
Norman Bowler
John Woodvine
Sidney Cooke
Rev Martin Smyth
Egon Krenz
0
George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
Vince Cable
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
1
Not my prediction (already posted) …. but if I had a dream list this week…..
Chief Constable Harrington (Essex) – anti-British traitor, liar, coward
Zara Sultana – anti semetic pathetic irrelevant cunt
Jeremy Corbyn – anti semetic terrorist loving cunt (looks like a pidgeon in a suit)
Saddiq Khunt – lying self important anti-British traitor
Ed ‘bellend’ Millipede – Net zero bankrupt the UK to achieve nothing but lining his own pockets traitor cunt
and as a bonus – all 220 MPs who want to recognise ‘Palestine’ the murdering terrorist HQ. – maybe pay some attention to the people who voted for you, and the sh*t hole you’re turning this country into…….Wankers all
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