Dead Pool [366]

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Congratulations to Lord Biryani who has won Dead Pool 365 by picking the Queen of British Jazz Dame Cleo Laine who died yesterday aged 97.She was the biggest female Jazz figure arguably in British History even winning a Grammy in 1986.She performed into her early 90s.

Known for the scat singing.Cleo joined John Dankworths band and later went on to marry him and have 2 children Alec and Jacqui who survive her.Dankworth died in 2010 aged 82 after 52 years of marriage and Laine announced his death on stage.She was also predeceased by her eldest son from her first marriage who died in 2019.She is survived by 2 children and her grandchildren.

 

On to Dead Pool 366

The rules .

1)Pick 5 famius cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come  first serve.No duplicates allowed and you can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

40 thoughts on “Dead Pool [366]”

  4. Desmond Morris
    Renée Richards
    Len Deighton
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    David Scott (astronaut)

  5. Annette Crosbie
    Bill Duke
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Nancy Olson
    Lady Rosemary Spencer-Churchill.

    Nice work Lord B.

  6. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

  8. In there Lord B.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Ray Anthony
    Jane Morgan
    Maggie Kirkpatrick

  9. I keep seeing Bob Mortimer as Cleo Laine now…

    ‘Doobedoobeedoobeedobbedoo.’🎵

  12. Erich von Däniken
    William Shatner
    Robert Wagner
    William Roache
    Brian Blessed

  15. June Lockhart
    Mel Brooks
    James “Jim” Lovell
    Buzz Aldrin
    Don King

  16. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  17. Kier Starmer
    Kier Starmer
    Kier Starmer
    Kier Starmer
    Kier Starmer
    (Wishful thinking)

  19. Lady Antonia Fraser
    Tom Lehrer
    Roy Hattersley
    Eva Marie Saint
    Arthur Scargill

  21. John Leyton
    Vincent Ball (Aussie actor)
    Roger McGough
    John Gorman
    Dick Van Dyke.

  22. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

  24. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Gene Gotti
    Chris Lambrianou

  25. Melvyn Hayes
    David Daker (actor)
    Barbara Knox
    Julie Goodyear
    Ratko Mladic

  26. I had the old warbler on my list for months before she was nobbled.
    Good age luv. Will be remembered for her voice, that wort, and that she always appeared slightly pissed (but that’s probably just me).

    Quite surprised nobody had Ozzy or Hulk Hogan…
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    Virginia Mckenna
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Lindsay Wagner
    Ian McShane

    • I have a backup few names for if some cunt nobbles 1 or all of my current 5 ever.

      Ozzy was one of them.

  27. Well played MiLord

    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Dionne Warwick
    Dame Judi Dench

  29. George Soros
    James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hessleslime

  30. Not my prediction (already posted) …. but if I had a dream list this week…..

    Chief Constable Harrington (Essex) – anti-British traitor, liar, coward
    Zara Sultana – anti semetic pathetic irrelevant cunt
    Jeremy Corbyn – anti semetic terrorist loving cunt (looks like a pidgeon in a suit)
    Saddiq Khunt – lying self important anti-British traitor
    Ed ‘bellend’ Millipede – Net zero bankrupt the UK to achieve nothing but lining his own pockets traitor cunt

    and as a bonus – all 220 MPs who want to recognise ‘Palestine’ the murdering terrorist HQ. – maybe pay some attention to the people who voted for you, and the sh*t hole you’re turning this country into…….Wankers all

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