Dead Pool [365]

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Congratulations to Paul Maskinback who has won Dead Ppool 364 by picking the veteran British Actor Gerald Harper who has died aged 96.He was best known for his roles in Adam the Adamant and Hadleigh and also enjoyed a successful film and stage career.Often cast as a suave lady killer he proved it wasnt all an act after starting a relationship in the early 2000s with the actress Sarah Alexander who was over 40 years his junior.

 

On to Dead Pool 365

The rules.

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates allowed and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cubt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous person we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronological order of death.

43 thoughts on “Dead Pool [365]”

  5. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Masky.

  7. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  8. Clint Eastwood
    Beast of Bolsover
    Dick van dyke
    Bruce Willis
    Sophia Loren

    • Are you Miserable in disguise? If not, expect accusations of “pikeyism” to follow when he finds out all his previous / regular noms have been nicked😁. If he’s got a job on today I pity the poor sod whose stuff he’ll be moving. Hope it isn’t fragile.

      • Nah. Just thought i would stick it up him. He has been getting a bit uppity lately.

  9. Dick Van Dyke
    Buzz Aldrin
    James “Jim” Lovell
    Mel Brooks
    Don King

  10. Virginia Mckenna
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Lindsay Wagner
    Ian McShane

  14. Annette Crosbie
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Bill Duke
    Warren Buffett
    Nancy Olson

    Nice work PM.

  15. Colin Jeavons
    Mike ‘No’ Love
    Sian Phillips
    Robert Gillespie
    Tom Baker

  17. Michael Caine
    Gloria Hunniford
    Sjirley Bassey
    Paul Michael Glaser
    Danny DeVito

  18. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

    Well done Mr M.

  21. Phil Collins, But seriously….
    Geoff Boycott
    Henry Blofeld
    Harold Dickie Bird
    Billy Fucking Bragg

  22. Melvyn Hayes
    Barbara Knox
    David Daker (actor)
    Claude Littner
    Ratko Mladic

  23. Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Tom Lehrer
    Julie Andrews
    Alan Bennett
    Roy Hattersley

    Well Done Paul. I hope the car is going well a brilliant summer for classic motorists.

    • Wanksock not WA.
      RIP Gerald I thought he was great in Adam Adamant. As they said in the DT today it compared Edwardian values with those of the 1960s and not very favourably, imagine if they compared it with now.

  24. Robert Duvall
    Jackie Stewart
    Imelda Marcos
    Don King
    Raul Castro

    Shot Paul

  27. George Soros
    James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hessleslime

  28. Norman Bowler
    John Woodvine
    Sidney Cooke
    Rev Martin Smyth
    Rowena Cooper

  29. On the subject of the recently departed, I see the griefjackiing over that Liverpool FC player has started in earnest.

    Entire front pages of newspapers dedicated to him. ‘Death of a Champion’ one tabloid gushed in big fuck off letters. A bit over the top, that.

    Even Oasis got in on the act, by putting him on the screens at their Cardiff gig.
    As Man City fans, what’s that about? And, don’t say it’s class, because they haven’t got any.

    Sad for LFC fans , but there are those of them who revel in this sort of thing.
    But the rest of the country making out the lad was Pele, Cruyff and Beckenbauer combined is ridiculous.

  30. Emma Thompson
    Dawn French
    Miriam Margoles
    Gerry Adams
    Peter Tatchell

    Loathsome creatures all.

    Fuck Off.

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