Dead Pool [364]

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CDKBY4 Mar. 15, 2011 – Baton Rouge, LA, USA – Television evangelist Jimmy Swaggart breaks down in tears on televised sermon as he confesses his relationship with a prostitute.

Congratulations to Shaun who correctly predicted the next dead dude would be the much celebrated but also controversial pentecostal televangalist and gospel singer .Swaggart died today aged 90 and had been in hospital following a cardiac arrest last month at his home.He ran a telecast on US TV for 54 years sold 15 million rwcords and wrote over 50 books on Christianity.He has was also behind the SonLife radio show broadcast across the States.He is best remembered though for his love of prostitutes being caught with them at least twice in the 1980s and 1990s.When first caught he burst into tears during his I have Sinned Speech only to do it again.Swaggart is survived by his wife of 72 years , his son and several granchildren and great grandchildren.He was predeceased by his cousins Jerry Lee Lewis and Mickey Gilley.

On to Dead Pool 364

The  rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)Nominations must be famous cunts we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else.

5)Hits are awarded based on the chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.

 

 

39 thoughts on “Dead Pool [364]”

  1. Thinkin’ ’bout th’ baby Jayzus…. 😭

    Putin
    Joe Biden
    Rudy Giuliani
    John Astin
    Rosemary West

  4. It was THE LORD who told me to lick and consume the DEVIL`s juices out of that 13-year-old`s vagina !! !
    Thence I came.
    (Jimmy Swaggart).
    😶

    • Clint Eastwood
      Beast of Bolsover
      Dick van dyke
      Bruce willis
      Sophia Loren

    • Apologies for the above deviation. Back to business … My list …
      1. Cliff (The Antichrist) Richard.
      2. Jeremy (cunt in denial) Vine.
      3. Michelle (who, me?) Mone.
      4. Any hip-hop, rapper (doesn`t matter about the colour).
      5. Leo Sayer, Robbie Williams or any other chimp-like talentless twat who thinks they are fucking great but doesn`t realise they are a cunt.
      🍌🙌🏿

  5. Erich von Däniken
    William Shatner
    Robert Wagner
    William Roache
    Woody Allen

  6. Annette Crosbie
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Bill Duke
    Nancy Olson
    Warren Buffett

    Nice work Shaun.

  8. Yoko fucking Ono
    Danglebert Pimpledick
    Alan Price
    Georgie Fame
    Eric Burdon

  10. Dame Julie Andrews
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruickshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Roy Hattersley
    Tom Lehrer

    I would like to say RIP Jimmy but with a couple of whores on top of you there probably won’t be a lot of peace. Mind you, St. Peter can probably spot a fraud a mile from the pearly gates so he will probably make sure they are locked.

  11. Don King
    Melvyn Hayes
    David Daker (actor)
    Barbara Knox
    Ratko Mladic

  12. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

    It’s a massacre!

  14. Freddie Foreman
    Eddie Richardson
    Sammy Gravano
    Skinny Joey Merlino
    Gene Gotti

  15. Tom Baker
    Colin Jeavons
    Sian Phillips
    Robert Gillespie
    Gerald Harper

  17. Congratulations Shaun.
    Renée Richards
    Len Deighton
    Desmond Morris
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Paul Biya (President of Cameroon)

  18. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  19. The Dalai Lama
    Rupert Murdoch
    Alex Ferguson
    Eve Marie Saint
    Gary Glitter

    Well struck, Shaun.

    • Beloved puy-pul of ma church, dig deep, tek dat money and give to Christ. He daad fer y’all. Ah say, grab your TV set and feel da luurrve of Jay-zus, grab dat TV, grab dat money and give, give, give! Jay-zus lurrved watchin’ TV….Now pay-pul ba tha power o’Chrii-ist, y’all gotta giiiive, giiive, GIIIIVE!

      Via my accountant, ob-viouslay.

  20. Norman Bowler
    John Woodvine
    Sidney Cooke
    Rev Martin Smyth
    Rowena Cooper

  23. Buzz Aldrin
    James “Jim” Lovell
    Mel Brooks
    James Hong
    Marion Ross

  24. Virginia Mckenna
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Lindsay Wagner
    Ian McShane

  27. George Soros
    James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hessleslime

  28. Good Darts Shaun

    Dick Van Dyke
    Robert Duvall
    Imelda Marcos
    Raul Castro
    Bernie Ecclestone

  29. I believe Martin L Gore of Depeche Mode was inspired and wrote ‘Personal Jesus’ after seeing Mr Swagget ‘performing’ on an Evangelical TV channel whilst touring in the US.

    Geoff Boycott
    Dickie Bird
    Billy Fucking Bragg
    Henry Blofeld
    Sandi Tosvikg

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