British Police

are cunts and a bag of shit, lost a rather good bike from out side my property, as soon as reported it, took a further seven days for
their response.

I gave them some cctv footage of suspect in the early hours of the morning, not a shit of good, didnโ€™t even follow it up, I uploaded the footage, still no investigation. I know there are different levels of policing but just donโ€™t give a shot. We are screwed the way thing are going.

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Nominated by Brickshithouse.

29 thoughts on “British Police

  1. With you all the way on this Brickshithouse.

    When pie keys broke into my Land Rover and nicked a load of gear in broad daylight, plod did fuck all, despite close up CCTV footage. โ˜น๏ธ

    It was one of eighty odd thousand crimes not investigated or properly recorded by Greater Manchester Police, who are fucking useless.

    The same force, who some employees of, described victims of parking stanley rape gangs as slags.

    James Anderton must be turning in his grave.

    Good morning ๐ŸŒž ๐Ÿ‘

  2. Come off it Brickshithouse, were you misgendered? Are you of an ethnic minority and were you racially abused? Was it a hate crime?

    Of course not. So stop bothering the Police. They’ve got more important things to be getting on with.

    • Your links not working Harold.

      But in a fine bit of detective work that’s akin to Lt Colombo and beyond Greater Manchester Police i surmised its the bloke who kicks down stone stacks on Mam Tor because idiot tourists make them by nicking bits of drystone wall?

      He has my support. ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

      As you were.

  3. The police force is broken.
    Like the justice system
    Like the NHS
    Like our borders
    Like… Well pretty much everything.

    Problem is, society cant function without a police force.

    Ducky marxist top brass
    Fat pride dancers on the frontline.

    Its needs reform like everything in this fuckin country.

    • The only thing the government are actually good at are letting in Um Bongos and relieving us of our fucking money to pay for the privilege of so many guests.

      • Morning Thomas ๐Ÿ‘

        Nope. Ive been busy lately,
        Got missus miserables birthday this coming Tuesday, the van in the garage for some welding Saturday, and thats all covered,
        So i made the executive decision that in 30degree heat im not taking any bookings,
        Too fuckin hot for humping furniture up and down stairs.

        And my labourer was limping yesterday.
        Assume its his way of hinting hed like a day off.

        So a day of leisure ๐Ÿ‘

      • And they say that the Spanish are lazy.

        If I took a day off when it was 30 degrees I wouldn’t work for 8 months of the year.

        Sort yourself out.

  4. Last week i was pulled over by the police and they checked my documents and my vehicle was roadworthy.

    They checked a honest white business man and pillar of the community whilst filthy immigrants gather at school gates and feral scum in balaclavas ride off road bikes like something out of Mad Max?

    Disgrace.

    • You’re just annoyed because they confiscated your long flashing mac, binoculars and lightweight extendable ladder.

      You’re a disgrace ๐Ÿ˜

      And having a day off just because it’s a tad warm ?๐Ÿ™„

      No wonder we lost the bloody Empire ๐Ÿ˜”

      This just won’t do.

      Now get that van out on the road.

      There’s a good gentleman ๐Ÿ˜‚

      • Morning Jack๐Ÿ‘

        I can work in the cold with a big smile on my face.
        Minus 5?
        Im whistling๐Ÿ˜Š

        But this heat makes me weepy.
        Im. thinking of hiring a immigrant to follow me around on jobs with a sun parasol?

        And investing in a nice smart pith helmet.

        The Stanley Baxter of the removals industry.

      • Bloody good show Geordie ๐Ÿ‘

        Back. When the British had backbone and a big set of knackers thatd make them swagger like Liam Gallagher.

        Those flipflop wearers knew we meant business back then.

  5. Bobby on the beat now replaced with slobby on the keyboard…over 6ft coppers now replaced with midgets…hard line inspectors turned into woke wet activists … burglary investigations now a shrug of the shoulders…shop theft considered a national sport…hurty words more serious than mugging…vile abuse of white girls by the chosen one’s all box ticked for ‘community cohesion’ ๐Ÿค … safeguarding your community ๐Ÿ˜†

    • Hahaha ! Good for them ๐Ÿ‘

      Fuck Sinn Fรฉin / IRA.

      ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

    • Lovely, nice to see some people are highlighting what the vast majority of Brits think about the fucking invasion, I watched the fucking Starmer and Macron press statement. Could have happily smacked the pair of them with a baseball bat.

      Point of Order, how come Robert Peston can speak normally in French but not English ๐Ÿ˜‚

      • I agree Soi. How the fuck did he develop such a ghastly stilted delivery? When he appears on the screen I dive for the mute button.

  6. The irish have impressed me no end of late.

    Rioting against asylum seekers and burning out their rats nests,
    Bonfires with migrant boat effigies on top,

    Theyre trailblazers.

    But once i was moving some irish builders, theyd fly over for a job and their firm would pay me to take them to a rented house.

    They were nice lads, from a rural community.
    One told me he was shocked how here there was no respect for the elderly.
    He said if some youth was being a cunt,
    Hed have a warning off the older blokes in the village.
    This behaviour carried on?
    A fuckin good kicking.

    He repeated his uproar?
    He had a fatality.

    Justice.
    Gotta respect that.

  7. Like the NHS, the Fatsoโ€™s blame lack of funding for their inability to do their job.
    But itโ€™s not just because of inability.
    Itโ€™s because of a lack of will.
    Chief constables, police associations and many of those on the beat are more than happy with the leftie, two tier status quo.
    Mostly because it makes their jobs easier as they avoid making waves on the way to a gold plated pension in their early 50s.
    And of course, many believe the woke doctrine that all indigenous brits are shitbags and white victims of crime are a massive inconvenience.
    Money wonโ€™t solve it.
    A fucking almighty kick up the arse might.

  8. I think it depends on where you live in the country. Big cities don’t give a toss. Living in London, I had my back wheel stolen from my bicycle in Hackney centre within minutes of locking it up. Went to the once famous police station there (which as since closed down and was later laughably taken over by squatters they couldn’t remove) and they did fuck all about it, even though cctv was everywhere.

    Now living in a small town on the coast, a spate of kids knocking on doors was dealt with quickly with clips round the earhole. Then had officers visiting me occasionally to find out how I was.

  9. They arenโ€™t interested unless you tweet something about not giving a shit if hotels full of migrants are burnt downโ€ฆโ€ฆ then you are in big trouble.

  10. Priority cases should be dealt without haste, but the police are on to minor offences like a ton of bricks. There’s one offender whose been continually braking the law and I’ve repetitively told them who it is and they’ve done fuck all about it, even though they know were he lives, but they say he’s never in. This WanKeir needs to be put away before he does anymore damage.

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