When in doubt, stick a label on it

‘Double murderer Sunday school teacher blames her PTSD, court hears’

”Police originally believed they had died in a suicide pact after discovering that their partners were having an extramarital affair.”

However, they had been drugged and murdered and their bodies arranged to make it look as though they had taken their own lives.

Yes, it’s a fucker how whatever label is this week’s vogue can make you, on the spur of the moment, drug, murder and stage a suicide.

Free the Londonderry One. She might even have ADHT, OCD, dispraxia and dyslexia.
Justice now.

msn/gbnews

Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.

47 thoughts on “When in doubt, stick a label on it

  1. Throughout history, prison or jail was nothing more than a holding area for those awaiting their punishment which in many cases was death. In modern times we use it as the punishment itself costing billions and not really solving crime. Even PTSD, insanity, and whatever other excuses criminals try to use to game the system would think long and hard before taking property or life of an ancient Roman style punishment we’re awaiting them. Time to get serious about punishment and stop fucking around.
    Goon nom.
    Good afternoon.

  2. So many “conditions”,so many specialists,barristers,social workers and other cunts,fluffing up and prolonging the whole process of “justice”..

    Not so many knocking about when it comes to locking up The Far Right though eh?

    Labels? Aye always handy..the most useful one it seems is “islamaphobia”..

    Say no more,fucking bent cunts.

    Tribunal of Double Oven.

    • Now, now .. sitting around on our elbows all day making up acronyms isn’t going to help one jot in the real world …

      • That’s right., Thomas .. Goggles on, chocks away, last one back’s a
        homo! Hooray!

      • Being pedantic, Cuntmall, an acronym as to spell a word in its own right.

      • Nope. You made NKAFE an awkward-to-pronounce acronym there, working backwards from the five letter phrase you shortened with it.

        The best acronyms ARE when relevant words are turned into one by use of their constituant letters. The folks at NASA(an acronym itself) are generally pretty good at that for their mission naming, to the point of overly contrived sometimes.

      • National Union of Teachers, was changed because it spelt NUT. Crybabies.

      • “Collected, Unionised-Nationally Teachers Society” might have been a better choice?

  3. The game is afoot!

    This government fritters money like confetti, fuckin junior doctors and lazy train drivers, etc

    Put it into solving double murders like this.

    Employ your Jessica Fletchers, your ms Marples, your Colombos, this would be solved in 45minutes.

    Obviously doesnt have to be the real Mrs Marple, any old Doris will do,
    But dotty old birds are great at solving homicides.

    The best ms Marple was Margaret Rutherford.
    The rest were also-rans
    But even them were better than that puddle skipoer Hercule poirot.

    The Belgian bumboy could catch crabs.

      • https://is-a-cunt.com/2025/04/i-wish-to-nominate-cunts-who-cannot-keep-their-fucking-vehicle-on-the-correct-side-of-the-road/#comment-898684

        ^ This one for the curious. I knew Guzziguy took umbridge but didn’t know he’d outright left. Another established cunter appears to have said au revoir in response to my fine ‘organ donor’ nom a few weeks ago, with several uptickers signalling agreement(whether they were exiting ditto I don’t know)…. daily response numbers have been trending lower recently. Some ‘far right’ website this is turning out to be … 😄

      • Not been back either Thomas?

        You killed him😮😮

        Must of been one of those sensitive types you hear about

      • Or maybe he couldn’t handle popping a chubbie at the thought of Joan Hickson and felt the need to lash out to compensate.
        I bloody love watching Miss Marple, simply to see England as it was and should still be.
        Quaint, people wearing tweed, duckponds and not a darkıe or tran§bumder anywhere.

      • I wouldnt worry about it.

        My innocent comments have upset many a fellow cunter and theyve left weeping.

        Not one of them had the decency to apologise before flouncing off.

        Know what i am Thomas?
        A martyr.
        Thats what.

  4. Nothing wrong with labels..
    I’m a far right white supremacist terrorist,according to the bed wetters at prevent.

    And Rodney is a cunt according to the far right english football fans in Spain last night.

    I’m happy with both of those labels.

      • While im not.

        Im not in Culture Club.

        Im just happy to be here in one piece after that channel crossing.

      • The similar wording ‘Cultural Naturist’ is very interesting, & could be someone that practices social movements, combined with nudity. The only issue I see here is exactly where to stick the label.

  5. Having read the article, I’m inclined to believe the opinion of the prosecution counsel, how very convenient that she’s found a trick cyclist that has an opinion that’s favourable to the murdering bitch!

    • Whats happening with that aussie woman who poisoned her family with deathcap mushrooms?

      She been found guilty yet?

      She clearly is.
      Different coloured plate to everyone else,
      Only one not dead or seriously ill.

      Dont have to be fuckin Colombo do you?

      Poisoner.
      The dreadful cunt.

      • That trial is still ongoing, but you’d have to be a right thicko not to agree that she did it.

      • Erin Patterson has claimed it was a pure accident, getting ill herself (apparently) after making a ‘mushroom mix up.’ It was in the beef wellington, but now the boot is clearly on the other foot.

      • Funny how she didnt die or need emergency treatment isnt it Scunny?

        She said she didn’t eat much of the poisoned food instead eating 3quarters of a orange cake one of the guests brought.

        Then after eating so much cake spewed up.

        The greedy cunt should get a extra 10 years for that.

      • Ps
        The cake was barely touched due to everyone rolling around on the floor in agony after dining on poisonous mushrooms..

        The things people do for cake.

      • I think she was a borderline veggie mis, that liked the occasional bit of beef.

      • I just looked at them deathcap mushrooms on Wikipedia.
        Every fuckin picture looked different?

        No way id be able to identify them in a beef welly bob.

        Id of been spewing my intestines up along with the others while she ate cake.

      • Just like magic mushrooms Mis, they can change colour with the weather.

  6. I find the eagerness to attach a label to yourself or your kids really quite disturbing.

    It’s not just criminals trying to wriggle out of the consequences of their actions that troubles me, but parents who want their kids labelled.

    In my nom about ADHD being used as an excuse for bad behaviour recently, I pointed that out, but why?

    It’s hardly a badge of honour for school age kids to have a “different” label attached. There was a couple of parents at the junior school the Lass used to attend. Working, respectable, educated folk, not benefit claiming chavs, who were desperate to have their slightly less bright kids labelled.

    Fuck me, some kids walk at 10 months, some don’t. They all develop at different rates, some shine bright from day one , some take a while to glow.

    • To have a trendy excuse for the kid being a dullard JP.

      In the old days theyd be written off a dunce and left to eat crayons.

      This way they get lots of attention and can blame his ‘condition’ rather than the fact the kids dumb as a post because his parents are first cousins

    • I started walking at 9 months J.P. then I ran away from home. Next thing I got labelled as a “Runnaway,” Today it would be an ASBO.

    • I grew up in the 70s. I don’t remember my school full of trans and ADHD. If it did the bully’s would of punched shit out of them.

      And if that didn’t work, us kids would have to finish the job the teachers couldn’t do.

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