Weird spindly England Coach, Tommy Tucker is a cunt.
The lazy Nazi who cannot even afford a razor was always going to be a controversial choice. but he has shown stunning ruthlessness in playing his part as a fifth columnist.
Leaving our clueless but brave lads to muddle through a brainless performance against mighty Andorra, he swiftly masterminded a spectacular capitulation against West African opposition. Anyone looking forward to seeing how he helps us to a record defeat against the Germans in the World Cup finals, if we make it that far? Thought not.
The solution is obvious, bring back the fat bloke, he had a 100% record as England manager before he fell victim to trumped up charges involving bungs from Middle Eastern potentates.
Nominated by: Twenty Thousand Cunts Under the Sea
Seconded by: Captain Magnanimous
Thomas Tuchel is a cunt, isn’t he.
Once again, a foreign manager has been employed because.English managers aren’t good enough, apparently. So far, this dull vinkel-schniffer TuckinMy Thomas has beaten Andorra (not even a real country) 1-0, lost against Afreekan chancers Senegal, and put two against the part-time drug-dealers (Albania). Same dreary shite as the Wokegate years.
At least we can be entertained by the crowd who chanted: ‘Keir Starmer is a w****r, Starmer is a w****r.’
That was, until Tuchel criticised fans, although he claims not to have heard it. “‘Eef it happened, it eez not acceptable. Lebensraum, Järvohl, schnell, schnell’
Oh. Didn’t you hear the song from the tune to KC & The Sunshine Band’s song Give It Up:
‘Na-na, na-na, na-na, na-na-na-na now, Starmer is a ****, is a ****, Starmer is a ****.”
Mein Gott. Ze futboll iz vorse zan ze chanting.
Sack the über-schizen Deutschbag.
Senegal were a disgrace. No diversity on display.
On that basis alone they should have been disqualified.
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Yes GT.
Perhaps proof indeed that “diversity” really only means “fewer white people”
Funnily enough, Italy were criticised by the Guardianista’s in 2021 for having an all ethnic Italian (white European) squad.
The temerity !
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If the FA think that Skeletor is going to breathe some life into the England team then they’d better think again.
It’s more like the England team need to breathe some life into this cunt instead.
An appointment that makes zero sense.
Should have promoted from within with Lee Carsley, who is doing an excellent job with the U21 side and didn’t do too badly at all in his recent brief stint in charge
Tommy Tuchel may well prove me wrong by guiding England to World Cup glory next year, but I can’t see it.
Good morning all
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Disappointing results against playing teams like Andorra and Senegal are not uncommon.
Other countries do not take the games against shit opposition seriously.
They will put out their second or third squad, just to give them a game and to not risk injury to the better players.
I didn’t see the England v Andorra game but I bet they put out a full squad, had an hour build up on the TV, hosted by a woman with a panel of various coloured ex professionals, one of which had to be a women’s national player.
That was followed by a half time review of all the action and an hour or in depth analysis after the big event.
It wasn’t shown on the telly here.
I suppose I could have found the game on British TV but I couldn’t be bothered to look.
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Surprised he hasn’t stood on the bench in the changing room and given a rousing arm waving declaration of arian supremacy seeing as our national team is full of Jessie Owens ☠️ ….ve aft vays of making zem run 💣
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I thought Thomas perished by falling into mount doom, maybe a big salary from the FA is more precious.
Anyway what cause are the knee bending twats pushing now? Reparations for lazy monkeys or free houses for Iranians..
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The English U21 team, much to my surprise, are all white lads bar the odd sub Saharan African.
If he carries on like that, Lee Carsley will be charged with bringing the national game into disrepute..
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🇧🇪🇧🇪🇧🇪 mein gott 🤷♂️
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Surely 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 🇩🇪 ???
Just sayin’…
Or am I missing something?
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My fault
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Is the belgie flag due to the krait propensity for invading them?
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His name is Tommy. You can’t get anymore English than that. He’s probably more English than the teams that been picked by the previous spineless cunt who gets honoured for for winning fuck all and not saying anything out of turn. I’ve enjoyed all the useless piccaninnies they choose to help the trend. I haven’t watched them in decades and hope the comb over bucks the trend.
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At least the crowd got it right, Starmer is wanker
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I’d be interested, Sick of it, if the WanKeir T-Shirts will be on sale at the next match, or were at the recent poor performance.
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His name is Tommy. You can’t get anymore English than that. He’s probably more English than the teams that been picked by the previous spineless cunt who gets honoured for for winning fuck all and not saying anything out of turn. I’ve enjoyed all the useless young blacks they choose to help towards poor performances. I haven’t watched them in decades and hope the comb over bucks the trend.
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That’s Sir Spineless cunt to you, peasant.
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We do have a member of the SS (Schutzstaffel) in charge now MBE.
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He’s probably got more common genes with the English than over 50% of the squad.
Approximately 32% of starting players in the Premier League are English (Nationality), 43% of premiership players are black. Without going through the entire league it’s difficult to come up with a percentage of white English players but it’s probably less than half of the total English players.
Some would say these stats don’t matter and bringing them up is racist. Say what you like but it points to the fact we don’t produce many top class professionals of any colour so the chances of winning a trophy is minimal.
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It’s not about what we might win but what’s been lost.
The England of 1966 doesn’t exist in spirit or reality.
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Indeed Sixdog.
I’m struggling to see the purpose of international football when so many previously homogeneous and dare I say it, uniquely diverse European teams are now made up of Africans all with quite similar names.
Cisse, Traore Mbombo etc etc.
Where by the French were once French, the Italians were once Italian, The Dutch Dutch and so on…Now it’s more a case of “we’re all the same except certain countries are further down the immigration hole than others so some have faster or better Africans than others.
The Eastern European nations are still holding the fort.
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At least Tuchel speaks honestly unlike that megacunt Wokegate.
Don’t mention the war.
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Give him five years and he will get a knighthood for services for finishing runner-up and celebrating mediocrity just like Wokegate.
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Don’t think Johnny foreigners can be knighted.
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Sadiq Khan was knighted.
That cunt is the epitome of a foreigner.
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