Back in the old days of the 60s, 70s and 80s, a Doctor would do their job. Undaunted by any ailment or situation, they would (mostly) be efficient and professional. You remember? The old days when they would actually come to your house when you needed them. Back in the mists of time…
However, these days Doctors aren’t so dedicated. In fact, a good few of them are pathetic.
I have seen and heard about Doctors getting all soft, like a woman standing on a stool when they’ve seen a mouse. One recent instance was a friend of mine in the dialysis unit who has also undergone dental work recently. The Doctor asked to see his teeth, so the lad opened his mouth. And, all the bloke did was take a top denture plate out to show the Doctor what had been done,. The Quack went all soft and said ‘Oooooh. Put that away. I don’t want to see that..’ The lad responded ‘Well, you bloody asked’.
Another one was when my old dad had some trouble with his arse later in life. The Doctor who was examining him got all squeamish and said ‘This is very embarrassing for me’. To which. my dad replied ‘I’m fucking loving it, me.’
No link, but the stories speak for themselves. And these sods want another pay rise?! Fuck me….
Nominated by Norman Link by Jeezum Priest.
Imagine being a doctor and having to touch filthy fat council house types who haven’t abluted themselves in days.
Or being Jess Phillips’ gynecologist.
Or being RuPaul’s proctologist.
The mind boggles.
Fair play to doctors who actually get stuck in. I couldn’t touch smelly lardarses without 🤮
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If a doctor has to see a black for an appointment, do they temporarily become a vet?
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Yes Thomas they most certainly do.
Ketamine all round.
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Maybe if you don’t see them leave, it’s possibly they’ve temporarily alternated their job.
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Imagine been given the job of putting a new sleeve in Angie’s flange, or having to rebore Kweer’s anus after the abuse it’s had of late.
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I wouldn’t want to go within 50 yards of Starmers arsehole I bet it stinks of shit, lube, cum and Germaloids.
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Well at least they’ve got access to the drugs cabinet..
Most hospitals look like downtown Harare anyway so most doctors probably took an “online degree course” from youtube..
https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/cdezyyy2gnro
Not fit to run a bath,never mind putting a bandage on.
Good morning.
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Indeed UT and good morning.
Imagine going to see Dr Oogabooga and he’s clearly not got any sort of UK standard medical qualifications, demonstrated by him trying to cure your slipped disc by putting on a giant wooden facemask and shaking a feathery stick, whilst leaping around the surgery, as overexcited as Harvey Price receiving the latest consignment of his mother’s used g-strings to sniff.
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Hey Thomas last time I visited the surgery I asked for an appointment, receptionist replied which doctor? Got to move with the narrative I suppose. fuck me
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My doctors surgery reminds me of Doctor Finlay’s Casebook from the 40s, with wood panelling walls, no annoying TVs in the quiet waiting area, just the old Punch Magazines. Doctors surgeries are up a flight of stairs, obviously no lifts and patients with walking difficulties are helped up them, by the doctors who came down when calling their name. I can still race up the stairs, for now. Only the nurses quarters are on the ground floor. The Doctors are still calling everyone love and darling and don’t appear to be squeamish in anyway, especially after looking up my arse.
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He calls you darling while looking up your arse Sammy 😉
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I couldn’t hear, Sick of it, due to my head being pushed into the pillow.
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😂😂😂😂
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There should be sheep dip outside every doctors surgery, just for benefit scroungers, P*kis and Blicks
No dip no see doctor
Seeing a GP these days is more difficult than winning the lottery jackpot, better to just suffer and die than waste your last months/year trying to get an a appointment
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All blacks should go to the vets. S o i. They can afford the the bills due to all the free money they receive.
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Doctor: We require a stool sample.
Iqbal: I did a fresh one on de pavement five minutes ago.
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Access to a GP or indeed any NHS services should be restricted to those who have paid full NI stamp.
See how deserted those surgeries would get over night.
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Indeed. And even ‘now’, .. 8 cunts in the waiting room with appointments, say, … it should ALWAYS be paid-up members of society to the front of the line.
7 life-dolers with appointments, 1 PAYE victim with no appointment? … the latter before the former. One life-doler with appointment. 7 paid-up no appointment PAYE’ers? .. wait your turn you lazy bastard dredge on society.
That’s only fair. Or would be.
I don’t have a doctor. Left my hometown 30 years ago, never bothered getting one. I ain’t precious, precious. 😄.
As mentioned previously, though, I’s got me 4 different vet practices for if any of my critters needs anything…
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Being a doctor used to be a vocation. Dr Kildare, Dr Finlay, Dr Frankenstein, Dr Savile (okay he wasn’t strictly a doctor, but he was always willing to do an examination/perform invasive operations), Dr Crippen, Dr Shipman. Who could possibly fault their selfless dedication to the profession?
Nowadays its all chancers and bone idle cunts who do not even turn up to surgery. I blame the covids. That is when the rot really set in. Working from home? Fuck right off you lazy cunts. .
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whats a doctor? You are fortunate to even get past the fully qualified ss receptionist these days, and if you do the next appointment is invariably a couple of months off 😩…gone are the days of real family docs and do they even do home visits anymore…mind you if they still do it’ll be kingomi from Nigeria who’d be more interested in the old dears 👛💶 ☠️
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Imagine having to be Nancy Streeting’s clap doctor, or Kweer’s GP when he consults you about his piles. I wouldn’t do it for all the tea in China
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Kweer’s young Ukrainian “friends” might be able to push the stools back a bit.
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Regular readers will know that our elder is a doctor so there’s my interest declared up front. At risk of sounding like our old pal DCI, late of this manor, how many of you would do the job? I can’t think of a job which carries more responsibility. When I met other students with whom she was at medical school I found these young folks inspiring. They really wanted to help people to the best of their ability and universally were horrified at any proposal to have a privatised health care system where poorer folks would be left to suffer and die. The training was six years long and intense. After qualifying effectively they are on probation and closely monitored and restricted for their first two years. They are also required regularly to update their knowledge for the rest of their career. It’s a bit different from doing a three year course which qualifies you to flip burgers or doing a PPE at varsity with the other rich kids and then being paid to sit in a nice comfortable office and have wonderful thoughts.
There are certainly numerous problems in the NHS and being in my position I try to find out the real story behind them, not what is put out by the MSM. I doubt you will be surprised when I say that it nearly always comes down to politics.
And Paul, we know your connection to the medical profession. Pray give us your view.
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I wouldn’t have minded being a doctor when you wore a top hat and carried a box of leeches, and if they didn’t clear up the problem, sending them off for the water cure at Malvern. Then you just collected your 2 guinea fee.
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But the cunts are prepared to mutilate children and soon murder viable babies.
Fucking Mengele is alive and well.
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Wonder how many HIV tests Dirty Ange has had over the years?
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She tested positive on her HGV test
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From past experience may I suggest one of the biggest problems of our NHS
.Not enough Doctors of a White British Ethnicity. Why not? Could it be due to the lack of places in English medical schools? Cheaper to import hundreds of ethnic persons many with suspect qualifications or in some cases fuck all ( like the clinical psychiatrist who practiced for 22years before being sussed) says a lot. I have no problem with being treated by Doctors who are obviously not English as long as their qualifications are real and I can understand them. I get pissed off when friends children get excellent A levels then are unable to obtain a place at medical school ( lack of places) being one excuse. Shit system that’s my conclusion anyway.
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Nail on the head BB. As I said above, it’s down to politics. When ours went to med school 4,000 applied for the 40 available places.
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