In the good old days, a pop star from the 60s 0r 70s would have a few hits and have their time and be gone. It was the proper way of things.
OK, every now and then a relic from the sixties would pop up on Pebble Mill at One or one of those horrible Dennis Norden ‘Where Are They Now’ type shows. Usually sporting a ridiculous mullet to look ’80s’ and singing a bastardised synth ‘re-recorded’ version of one of their 60s hits. Other than that, they would vanish, and usually for good.
However, early 2000s pop singer, Sophie Ellis Bextor appears now to be everywhere. But, for what reason, I am struggling to grasp.
First of all, her ‘prime’ and her hits were at least 20 years ago. Secondly, she was always pretty crap anyway. Substandard disco, beloved by chavs and pooves.
But, she has recently appeared a lot on our television screens. This may be because of the cheapo BBC. For the New Year’s Eve celebrations on TV, did the BBC get a bit of modern and currently big and trendy pop fluff, like Taylor Swift or Dua Lipa? Someone to ogle while festively drunk? No, the BBC went to the bargain basement and spent the minimum on Bextor and got her to headline their show. She was (briefly) big two decades ago, for fuck’s sake. She should have been headlining in a St Alban’s pub on New Year’s Eve, not on national fucking television. Bloody hell, it’s like Twinkle (minor 60s pop singer) topping the bill New Year’s Eve 1985. Absolutely small time and laughable. Who will be headlining on the BBC New Year’s Eve 2025 Right Said Fred? Jive Bunny? Chesney Hawkes?
The BBC were once the big cheese in TV broadcasting. Now – apart from their woke lunacy – they are a joke. Doing things on the cheap, aiming low and paying end of the pier acts for what are supposed to be star studded events.
Nominated by: Norman
Sophie Ellis-Bextor might be everywhere, but she’s not, alas, in the one place I’d wish for her to be: in the VIP suite of my love dungeon with all its plush accoutrements…deluxe straw on the floor, a He-Man Masters of the Universe single duvet and pillowcase and a small radiator to keep the temperature at a toasty 6°C.
Nothing but the best for my beloved Sophie.
I’d ride her faster than a gatling gun.
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You’d be better off taping her to the roof .
Marvellous reception from that utter moon-dish of a face.
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Wouldn’t shag that with urs m8. Looks like a sparrowhawk. Yeah, she’s a burd, but looks like a “bird”
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Didn’t the BBC sack her mother from Blue Peter before she was born, for being pregnant outside of wedlock?
If that’s the case, she’s probably taking their money out of revenge.
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Fucking bland, unforgettable, (both in looks and talent). I personally preferred Moloko back in the day, (whom was slightly more talented, just as bland) but would have received a damn good rogering
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They should have had fucking Lulu. I think Lulu is fucking great. Long live Lulu, Boom Bang-a-Bang, she’s a fucking tiger, that Lulu! Grrr! Fuck the BBC.
Good morning, all.
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Her fanny crusted over years ago. You do realise Lulu has been cloned multiple times over the last 500 years?
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As my interest in pop music largely fizzled out in about 1978 I have no knowledge of Miss Ellis Bextor. However as any nomination of a musical theme seems to result in numerous cunters posting links to YouTube videos I’ll get mine in early.
This is an Australian cover band whose lead singer, Kat Jade, has a terrific voice and is gorgeous with it. I’m deeply in lust with her.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuVaLWf2114&list=RDDuVaLWf2114&start_radio=1
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I believe she`s a tuppence licker, Geordie.
PS, that song* was voted the shittest song ever released in a recent “rock `n` roll” poll.
*ᵒʳⁱᵍⁱⁿᵃˡˡʸ ʳᵉᶜᵒʳᵈᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ʳᵉᵒ⁻ᶜʰⁱᶜᵃᵍᵒ⁻ʲᵉᶠᶠᵉʳˢᵒⁿ⁻ˢᵖᵉᵉᵈʷᵃᵍᵒⁿ⁻ᵃⁱʳᵖˡᵃⁿᵉ⁻ᶠᵒʳᵉⁱᵍⁿᵉʳ.
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If she’s a tuppence licker Sam then I’m off down the vets tomorrow.
And not with the dog.
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That’s not a cover.
This is a cover
https://youtu.be/UexqiHKFwKg?si=3-QWxAYywTMV6VAC
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Nothing beats the sparkly costumery and sheer razzamatazz of The Black & White Minstrel Show (BBC, 1958-1978) …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ucHqCe_0DAw&t=455s
Jolly times.
🎩
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April 2026:
Following the ousting of Dame Kweer Stalin following revelations about three young Ukranian ‘male models’, Prime Minister Lammy holds his first Cabinet meeting.
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Fuck me, we would be at war with the U.S in a week.
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Sophie Ellis Bexter has not once appeared on my TV screen.
Probably because I don’t watch stuff on the BBC. Apart from the occasional Panorama or movie.
If you choose to tune in to the BBC you deserve everything you get.
Watching the BBC on New Year’s Eve… How fucking sad is that?
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I’m surprised the beeb hadn’t chosen their now usual jet black Umbongo chanting fat cunt.
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I’m in favour of her.
https://images.app.goo.gl/PrCnodHk1YNw5pYs7
McCartney’s still loitering around after 6 decades and smells of piss.
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Does she still look like that, Sixdog. If so I’ll be waiting in anticipation, with my trousers neatly folded, with cock in hand.
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She’s still worth emptying a load into even at 46.
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Especially as she has a few natural wrinkles and doesn’t appear to have had any work done, SV.
I think she’s fantastic.
Well, looking at least.
Boring as fuck singer, but I reckon I could extract a few loud high notes from her.
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Yes I think you are right.
Posh and quite leggy.
Bet she goes like a shithouse door in a gale.
Good show.
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Easily pleased m8? I was there, didn’t even save for the wank bank when I got home
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Sophie’s kitchen disco 😂
She looks like an alien, she could have been the star of V, definitely from behind, wouldn’t want that lizard tongue down my throat.
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I imagine,as I try to avoid television as much as possible,that the never ending cunts at Al Beebazeera simply can’t make their minds up between inner city druggie rap shit by criminal dark key types and mumsy has been easy listening shite.
Anyway,fuck the lot of them.
I pray “dodgy” streaming services sink them without trace.
The soppy cunts.
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Ive nowt against her,
Doesnt figure much on my radar and doesn’t impact my life,
But shes made a good career from one song!
Like that cunt Lenny Kravitz.
One record, still dining out on it 30 years after the cunt.
And that Billy Ray Cyprus.
One record.
Still line dancing on the red carpet.
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And he is porking Liz Hurley.
Like Jesus meets Sons of Anarchy meets Randy Savage.
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I don’t know who Sandy Ravage is but Billy is one jammy fucker.
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Her estimated wealth is said to be around £8million?!!!
Kin ell.
That Murder on the dancefloor was everywhere like shit in a field.
That and that Dancing in the moonlight by Toploader.
Spoilt my summer.
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Dancing in the moolah 🎵
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You’d be forgiven for thinking – what with Sophie being a white, middle-aged, heterosexual, adult human female – that the BBC would have moved heaven and earth to keep such a person OFF our television screens!
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yep! I’d rather see Sophie everywhere on TV than that munter Nadiya Hussain.
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Forgot to mention, Sophie is also married to a white man and has given birth to FIVE white children!
The woman is clearly a white supremacist who cares not a jot about overpopulation and the environment.
It’s about time the BBC and/or the government woke up and removed this dangerous woman from the nation’s televisual screens.
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I think it’s because she attracts the BBCs core audience/employee.
The friends of Dorothy, purveyors of bum foolery/the gays are big fans of Janet’s little girl.
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I can imagine what’s going through the minds of the Indian test team whilst polishing the cricket ball and continuously asking the umpire to put it through the test-ring, to see if its misshapen. Six year old white girls.
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What?????
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🤷♂️
For ten million quid, I couldn’t name a single thing she ever put out, song or album.
Same with me for the majority of these pop star cunts, male OR female, that make their way to isac noms periodically. Same goes for most of the telly cunts as well.
Happily so, I might add. None of ’em worth a portion of my finite time.
One female singer with a fucking killer powerful voice is enough for this cunter.
Mega-gobbed black lezzer Skin, for my money .. particularly when at the mic for Skunk Anansie.
Fuck me, the power of it. Her poor microphone must have lived in constant fear of being bitten in half, though.
Did her singing job without having to be constantly fawned over by the paparazzi, took her pay for same then headed off behind closed doors to rub rashers or mash gash or whatever these so-called ‘lesbians’ get up to in their spare time.
🙂
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Don’t those Lesbian types ‘scissor’, i.e. they part their legs slightly, slide their legs over their partner’s legs, touch fannies and rub vigorously? Clam jousting or velcro rubbing are other names.
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Only famous because of Mater
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I have a serious loathing for Miss Bexter, due to that murder on the dance floor song, after my escape from Zimbabwe (formerly the 1st world country of Rhodesia), Lady Quim, myself and our youngest 2 were living in a caravan in my cousins yard in Cardigan until we managed to find somewhere to stay permanently, and this fucking song drags me back to those awful few months in 2001, waking up in cold sweats, always being in a state of readiness for attack, when I hear this song I get flashbacks to that time!, which is a shame as it is a fairly decent song compared to most in the last 30 odd years! I
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Think I posted before Cap’n but you may not have seen it, I once worked with a man surname Rhodes, who was actually related to the Great Man himself. When Rhodesia fell to the pavement apes he left for the UK possessing only the clothes he was wearing. In his latter years in Rhodesia he spent much time in a four man unit in the army trying to supress the insurgency. They were armed with Uzi machine guns which had a rate of fire of 900 rounds per minute. He said that good as that sounds if you didn’t take out the ape with a few bursts you were out of ammo. However in the hours spent waiting for action they would nip the nose off the bullets one by one with a pair of side cutters. When you then succeeded in taking down an ape the corpse would have a .22 entry wound and an exit wound that would swallow a football. Trust that’s brightened your day a little.
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I can’t imagine, Captain.
I had a lucky escape. I was offered a job in mining machinery maintenance many years ago.
All set to go, then a documentary about asbestos is caused such a scandal that the company went bust.
I think it was called ” Alice, a Fight for Life”.
Anyway, glad you’re relatively safe now.
Chin up!
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I haven’t seen her on the TV for fucking years. Don’t find her on Real, PBS America or Quest.
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Much better, dadada dadada dadada da da 😁
https://youtu.be/qnZtGDFu3k0?feature=shared
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Goodbye.
Hey hey, hey hey, hey hey, goodbye.
You never loved me….
I’ll name that tune in..
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https://youtu.be/jsaTElBljOE?si=6vg3KlIuqk8EdS_j
Na ns na na
Na na na na
Hey hey hey goodbye.
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The secret to talentless success. Target the gay audience, they will listen to any old shite.
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Forgot her music, I want to know her take on the current conflict in Iran or if full term abortion is the correct decision.
Come on bbc sign her up, I enjoyed tv chef huge furry barstools imput on what herbs pair well with the Israel Iran war..
It was smoked paprika if anyone was interested..
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Born out of wedlock 😮
Blue Peter quite rightly gave her mam the elbow.
Now, im not religious or particularly judgemental but if you are born out of wedlock then your mothers a whore.
No two ways about it.
Blue peter should of fuckin tar and feathered her live on telly.
Nice one Biddy Baxter👍
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Most musicians, when singing, lose any regional accent they have, or it’s so diluted as to be non-existant.
But just listen to Miss Double-Barrelled singing her sole hit, the Counties accent shines through. Always made I laugh.
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Jimmy Nail sang in his own accent.
He had a beautiful voice.
Crocodile shoes, crocodile shoes..
Marvelous.
Couldnt understand a single word.
https://youtu.be/oejZKuaukig?si=eOu95CILnsJNfsoG
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Nor could I.
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Pardon.. James has a cut glass queen’s English accent..
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🤣🤣🤣
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The BBC have always had their corporation approved pop stars.
I remember Cliff was forever popping up throughout the 80s, along with Lulu.
Both irritating, unflushable turds, trying desperately to stay relevant.
And whilst most youngsters preferred Oasis, it was Blur who enjoyed the BBC’s favour as state approved artists.
Why could this be?
Well. Both Cliff & Lulu were so desperate for attention, they obviously come cheap.
As for Blur. They were seen as nice art school/university types. As opposed to those foul mouthed northern scumbags in Oasis.
And they were obviously cheaper to book.
As for Jools Holland & Ruby Fucking Turner, I don’t have a clue what motivates them.
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All I want to know is does she take it up the arse, she’s pseudo posh so I’d guess so.
Crap songs and moon faced but if she asked nicely I would.
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My beer fridge in the garage died last week, ordered one from amazon on Friday. Meant to turn up today, hasn’t.
Just checked the tracking details.
Went from Northampton to Milton Keynes then onto Coalville and finally rugby..
I live in Essex..
Are amazon dropping off illegals while taking my fridge on a micheal portillo tour of England..
Look bezo you chrome dome twat why don’t you fly it to space with Katy Perry.
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You got a spray tan babe?
😁
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🤣🤣 no but I have turkey teeth. Probably wasted on you mis. Six pure white pegs..
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Have you got a CM postcode Barry? I ask because our postcode is HP and a couple of times a roughly scrawled H has been read as an N and our stuff has gone to Newport, Monmouthsire. I wonder if some Bulgarian has read a rough M as a V. After all he wouldn’t know that Chelmsford is in Essex. Tell ’em to get a grip! How are you supposed to live without a beer fridge?
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My postcode is SS which would have Bulgarians turning up daily and snapping a smart salute..it is hell living with one beer fridge arfur..
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I still really want to do her up the Gary Glitter.though.
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Onto the BBC side of this cunting.
You all may have been aware of this but it had escaped my notice.
https://www.bbc.com/lnp/ldrs
The BBC funds local journalism to report on what councils are doing in the interests of democracy. As it’s the bbc we can expect it to be impartial and not slanted towards digging dirt up on parties that lean a certain way then?
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