“Good afternoon. This is IsAC’s Cultural Affairs correspondent Ron Knee reporting. As I’m sure you’re all aware, we are once more in the middle of ‘Pride Month’. Today I’m joined by Tim Normal, the founder of ‘Normal Pride’, who’s here to tell us why he fells that ‘straight’ people also have cause to take a just pride in their sexuality, and in particular, how they should go about celebrating this. So Tim, how did all this come about?”
“Yeah thanks fer havin’ me on Ron. Well, I was havin’ a jar wi’ me mate Kenny down in the bar of ‘The Smoker’s Cough’ the other night, an’ he pointed out that we was, as you say, in the middle of this ‘Pride Month’ malarkey. To be honest, I weren’t quite sure at first what ‘e meant, then ‘e explained how it was like a month-long celebration of LGBTQ whatever, commemorating what he referred to as the ‘contributions’ of lesbians, gays, bisexuals, trannies and queers. I was fucking mad, I can tell you”
“Why was that? What specifically upset you?”
“Well it’s bloodly discrimination, that’s what it is. I mean, why is there no ‘Straight Pride’, tell me that. So I decided on the spot to form ‘Normal Pride’, for all those men and women out there who ain’t bent as a nine-bob note. ‘Great to be straight’, that’s our motto. This is now our month too”
“Indeed. The main aim of your organisation then is the celebration of hetrosexuality, but I also understand that you’re very keen to encourage this in a particular, more discrete fashion…”
“Bloody right. Kenny pulled up some picters on his mobile, of all these cunts poncing about in parades an’ stuff, dressed up like fuckin’ n*nces in all manner of weird ways, blokes with make-up on, tarts with green ‘air, carryin’ banners with ‘Queers for Palestine’ on, an’ stuff like that, creatin’ a hoo-ha an’ generally makin’ a right nuisance an’ spectackle o’ thisselfs. Fair turned my fuckin’ stomach it did”
“So you’re calling for more, shall we say, restraint and decorum on the part of those
participating in ‘Normal Pride’, I assume?”
“Thasit in one Ron. Whatever ‘appened to good ol’ British decorum? I mean, if some daft cunt called Fred has to put on a dress, shave ‘is legs, call ‘isself Freda and claim he’s a lezza, the least that ‘e can do is keep ‘is fuckin’ trap shut. I don’t want ‘im, or any other arse’ole, gobbin off in public about ‘ow fuckin’ pleased ‘e is with ‘isself an’ ‘is ‘abits. Why can’t ‘e keep this shit to ‘isself, ‘stead of borin’ the rest of us t’ tears, not t’ mention frightenin’ the fuckin’ ‘orses in the process?”
“Yes, I see what you’re driving at. ‘Great to be straight’, but stop mithering on all the time, and do your thing in the privacy of your own home”
“Got it in one Ron. Show a bit of tact an’ taste, like an English gent would. Do your job, go ‘ome an’ ‘ave yer tea with the wife, then watch ‘Corrie’. Later, you can give ‘er one up the arse if you want, or get ‘er t’ thrash you with a riding crop or whatever. Just do it behind closed doors. You don’t need t’ tell the world an’ ‘is fuckin’ dog all that you get up to all the time, dressin’ up in gimp suit an’ goin’ on a march, or ‘angin’ a flag out the winder or whatever. Just whisper it t’ yer mates; ‘great t’ be straight’ and leave it at that. No need for all that ludicrous, self-obsessed, self-promoting shit. Going on like that, I arks ya.”
“Quite. Well thanks for joining me Tim, and I’m sure that we all hope that the alphabet community will learn from your example, and tone down the ridiculous flouncing and frollicking around this month, and give us all a rest. It really does all become rather tedious after a while.This is Ron ‘great to be straight’ Knee, for IsAC, returning you to the studio”
Nominated by Ron Knee
Thank fuck it’s almost over C.A.
Another helping of this SHIT fest from Cunt em all below.
The fiscal cost to some, .. because of others zero self-control.
Pride doesn’t come cheap was a nom in mid June. The full of pride lot whingeing about everyday costs, like rent, though putting a self-pitying eternal victims glittery pink bow on everything. But there are a few pride-adjacent, shall we say, costs that the taxpayer picks up for ’em that went unmentioned in the link however …
Having been the isac-er that previously saw on some site and brought up here the ‘up to £400,000 lifetime treatment’ cost to the NHS for yer average hiv+ punter, (with even illegals being eligible!)… let me also share this little gem I spotted yesterday.
A new hiv ‘blocker’ coming to market, as in … a ‘high risk’ cunt gets 2 injections of this stuff per year, and apparently it 99.9% stops said cunt from catching ‘the virus’. Dunno, but presume, it will become available on the old NHS.
Cost per year, per cunt?
$28,000. About £20,000. Technically a whole lot *more* cumulatively than just letting the bastards catch the thing & then treat it. 50 years on this new one is a (un)cool £million.
There’s a daily tablet version of this stuff already on the market costing about 70% of that (still 40+ quid a day!), but according to the article, ‘high risk’ individuals(I’ll revisit that momentarily) don’t like the daily tablet for a few reasons. One : that they might forget to take it.. and two : there’s a ‘stigma’ attached to taking an hiv blocker, that is reduced by only needing 2 injections per annum instead of knocking back a pill daily. It literally said there’s a risk someone might see the tablets in the patients home and know what they are, so two doctor appointments is a better alternative. At an extra 6 grand annually ; it forgot to add for emphasis.
And that daily stuff IS available on your NHS service, UK cunters. 40 quid per day. Every day. Just like that. Free to eligible cunts in Ireland too, the google says. Eligible? Shameless zero-responsibility narcissists need only apply it doesn’t say, unfortunately.
I’m linking the article, but looking at it now, a whole section of ludicrousness about the testing phase – AND the stigma part – has been cut since the previous day.
About the trial subjects, our ‘high risk’ friends .. from memory :
Quote. “Cisgender men”, ‘Transgender women” (so men, again), .. and “transgender men” (so : post-strapadictomy women?) … “all of whom choose to have sex with nonbinary individuals assigned male at birth”. (so gay/gay/wannabe gay/gays). 2,000 of ’em.
Now. I dunno what testing conditions were. Baby-oil filled bespoke oversized paddling pool free-for-all rave party benderfests, or something? I dunno how all that jazz(all that jizz?) works, but I do recall that the original ‘patient zero’ flight-attendant cunt was said to sit on 40 to 50 dicks per visit at San Francisco orgy weekends when I first read about THAT cunt on Wikipedia. A ‘sexual athlete’ it used to describe the riddled fucker as.
That’s been retro-written now(I just checked) and replaced by simply describing him as having been ‘promiscuous’.
Fucking calling a spade a spade is out of the question these days, it seems.
Anyways. And, so suddenly, ‘stigma’ is a thing for them. Where’s all the pride gone?
Oh well, it’s other peoples money being burned through so rubber johnnys and(god forbid!)self-control bedamned…
That Reuters link is dud. Here’s what the cunting stemmed from, though as mentioned for some reason (outrage?) … large parts of the original article were excised since it’s initial publishing.
Just a reminder, that at £40 quid per day EVERY day of the year, many many PAYE workers work their entire year to pay enough income tax to keep a single hedonist on this stuff.
And nobody asked if that’s cool with the population.
https://www.reuters.com/business/healthcare-pharmaceuticals/us-fda-approves-gileads-twice-yearly-injection-hiv-prevention-2025-06-18/
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Also known as June to all normal people.
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Didn’t that use to be a girls name?
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Naw your thinking of April.
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Or May.
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Or Wednesday Addams
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Tuesday Weld
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How about Man Friday? He wasnt gay, although after more than two hundred years after Daniel Defoe wrote the book, some literally critics tried to say he was feminised & submissive when he was in the presence of Robinson Crusoe. Bunch of dumb fucks!
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Not forgetting those two giants ‘straight’ from the bible. Samson who got cut a bit short, & Goliath who died because he called that little annoying cunt ‘Dave.’ They don’t make real men like this any more.
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In the good old days gays were quiet about their sexual preferences. With good reason too – homosexuality was illegal. But also, an English gentleman recognised it was unseemly bragging about where you chose to insert your John Thomas. That was one’s own business and quite right too. Most gays were respectable gentlemen.
Now we have hysterical freaks dressed like Star Trek alien rejects shouting in public about their 47 varieties of sodomy. And it’s forced on everyone else. If you fail to join in the celebration you will be cancelled and ostracised forever, like JK Rowling and Graham Linehan.
Bring back respectable gentleman gays like WH Auden and Alan Turing. Today’s Pride lunatics are cunts and can go to hell.
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Speaking of weird cunts, I bet that ex-jailbird twat Boy George regrets wading in on the tranny debate…
https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/jk-rowlings-takedown-of-boy-george-was-a-joy-to-behold/
Morning all.
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He always reminds me of that cunt Steve Bray the anti-Brexit bore, with the big hat making both of them look like highly questionable childrens entertainers. I am surprised he only got 15 months for what he did. A good job I wasn’t on the bench that day.
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Pride month starts on 1st june known officially as slack sphincter Tuesday and ends on 31st june known as shitty bellend Friday.
During this period deviants celebrate such unholy acts as
wimbledon (ball fondling)
Glastonbury ( camp Ducky)
Boat race ( ello sailor!)
Cheese rolling (foreskin scrapings)
June is gay as fuck.
Your all going to Hell june.
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I’m in total agreement with what you say MMCM. I grew up being against leagalising homosexuality. A little younger when wanting a piss in public and having to use the gents, I could see then what they were up to and me being a young nieve person at the time, thought men wanting sex with other men was because they couldn’t find a woman who would be interested in them.
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I always knew when I went into the RN that I would become aware of homosexuals, and it didn’t bother me, because I automatically assumed as it was an imprisonable offence, both on shore and under the military laws, they would be very discreet about their aberrations, and indeed 75% of them were, but the odd few – and I mean odd – made it not only obvious,. but manifest. I remember once a very camp officer had cause to speak to me and another Able Seaman, and he grabbed both of us by the crotch – he told me – “you can go, but your mate is staying here”. I was just glad that I wasn’t his type, as for my mate he never did say what delayed him for 30 minutes. That was in the days before everyone ran off to HR of course.
It’s decades ago now, but now that homosexuality is allowed in the services it makes you wonder what some younger recruits go through in their early days. Deepcut always comes to mind. To be honest I was always glad my son showed no interest in “serving his country” – and anyway it is not our country any more..
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Pride – a feeling of achievement. Like the accident of being homosexual? What achievement exactly?
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I think it’s really just over-overcompensating for the – actual but in unfathomable denial to themselves – deep down shame at being the out and out, wired-wrong cunts that they are. A person could be a gay, and still societally decent(Alan Turing poor badtard comes to mind), but any cunt donning the regalia, flags, bdsm gear(for fuck’s sake!) and blocking fucking traffic celbrating themselves because they’re bent – I saw a the Google notice yesterday about road closures for a pride March 🙄🤬 – deserves any disdain that behaviour earns the cunts.
What was the old saying? … Self praise is no praise at all …
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Pride comes before a fall, and after these labour voting weirdos have ensured a Muslim majority in the UK, they’ll all be falling from tower blocks the length and breadth of the country.
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“From the rooftop to the street” will be the new chant!
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Well I`m proud to be black.
And none of you naughty sausages can take that away from me!
🌭🍉
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Can’t wait for Black pudding week.
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Sniper’s dilemma:
https://www.shutterstock.com/editorial/image-editorial/labour-party-leader-sir-keir-starmer-centre-13016007a?dd_referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com%2F&consentChanged=true
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What a line up, couldn’t see Wes, he was probably having his arse greased ready for a hard night.
I would have to go for Angie if I only had one shot, dread the thought of her ever becoming PM.
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Talking of simpering sodomites Student Nurse Nancy Streeting wants supermarkets to make “healthy food more appealing”. Fruit for fruits. I can only assume he means getting a Royal Doulton plate and arranging two large strawberries with a banana plonked in the middle:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ckg5xzpmxzgo
Incidentally Wes’s new book “The Boys Book Of What You Can Do With a Banana (with a duckie introduction from Dame Kweer) can be obtained now, published by the Pansy Press Ltd of Old Queen Street London
I wonder if Wessy will try to tempt Emily Thornberry with a Granny Smith?
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🦆🦆
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Pride Month (along with their attendant marches) gives ordinary decent Gay people a bad name.
No right minded person likes having other people’s sexual preferences rammed down their throat.
Especially not in front of children.
It’s repugnant.
Fuck them.
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How come we haven’t got a day?
Sour cunt sunday
Misanthrope monday
Far Right Friday
Send people at work HATE cards
Dear Dave
Your shite at your job
Drop dead
Love Miserable
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Everyday is our normal day, Mis. These pretending to be enjoying their abnormal life, is just a sham and that’s why they carry on in this shameful fashion.
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Thank fuck it’ll all be over in a day or two now anyways, and we won’t have to hear about any of it until next June again.
Quick look at the old google calendar, and ….oh for FUCK’S sake….
“July is National Minority Mental Health Awareness Month: This month, rally to help better understand the mental health struggles felt in minority communities nationwide. This is a month for education, support, and most importantly solidarity”.
😂
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It’s a funny thing.
I used to be in the ‘couldn’t care less’ camp where the transsexual issue was concerned. If Joe wanted to call himself Joanna or vice versa, it was a case of ‘knock yourself out’, no skin off my nose.
But the vociferous and extremely unpleasant trans lobby really alienated me by its aggressive attitude and actions towards those who simply state what is blatantly obvious ie a transwoman is NOT a woman. Now I wish they’d take a very long run off a very short pier.
These cunts seem to be of the opinion that we should all go along with their delusions, and woe betide anyone who doesn’t. Well I could put on a two horned hat, stick my hand inside my greatcoat, and strut about barking orders in French to everyone, but nobody would believe I was Napoleon.
How we’ve allowed this very small tail to wag such a very large dog is beyond me. Time to tell these cunts to do one, and to stop being a pain to the rest of us.
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Spot on Ron. Top comments.
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Thanks Leo
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Me the same, could not give a fuck who did what with who as long as it was legal. John becomes Janet ok you’re a man in a dress. Most people did not care. Then as you so rightly state Ron things got very silly very quickly. We had to abandon common sense and embrace the trans narrative or we were bigger bastards than chairman Mao.
Schools full of drag cunts, women’s changing rooms etc with men demanding access because they had a fucking wig on. I think the only decent thing the Supreme Court ever did was rule that if you got a dick and bollocks or were born a man you are a man. That ruling definitely had a large effect on the curse of transbumderism, ain’t gone away mind, still lurking in the shadows, lots of mentally I’ll men and crims trying for an easy time just waiting.
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Things did indeed get very silly very quickly;
https://x.com/Daily_Record/status/1618739269677518848?lang=en-GB
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Another classic from Mr Knee, well done Ron 👍
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Thanks Sick
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I enjoyed the wording of your warm-up/support piece as well, Ron. 😁
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I also enjoyed your cost of botty action as well Cuntemall 👍
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Aw, shucks Soi 😊… ; I wonder if needle-sharing street junkies are eligible for the twenty grand a year gift from taxpayers as well, as ‘high risk’ cunts?
Or just ones that declare themselves a bit graham norton-y.
Last year the doughnut punchers were complaining that not enough monkeypox, sorry mpox, blockers or vaccines or whatever were made available to thousands of the fatherfuckers(motherfuckers sounded silly) in the run up to some regional week-long pride fest (excuse for a heedless irresponsible wanton orgy some might suggest).
That suggests all of those individuals are already either hiv+ already, or on the expensive blocker.
Forthcoming 10 grand injections, btw. It’s market name is “Yeztugo”, for fuck’s sake.
Yes to go? I’ll bet.
There are suggestion thr markup per dose could be as high as 1000x or more.
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Indeed.
Well said that man!
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I wonder how the clinical trails went, some cunt with aids bum fucking the participants, feel sorry for those who got the placebo 😢
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The more these depraved cunts “celebrate”,the more normal right minded people despise their sordid lifestyles.
What a mess.
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We should be more in favour of Mothers Pride who have to struggle with their children but mostly with difficulty in having more problems with this lot.
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About a decade back, three men from somewhere in the USA that were fed up of all this shit, started a Twitter group looking to get numbers for a ‘straight pride’ March or whatever in their local area. Somewhere in Ohio, I think.
Just a little pushback, really, by a few jaded guys. The gay spite came back HARD on the trio, though.
By trying to make a straight pride group, it was declared they were devlared(ironically) as hate filled, spiteful jealous cis-bigots, and more.
Then – and this is why it stuck in my mind – for some reason movie ‘star’ chris evans … the Marvel cunt – was asked on some telly interview if he’d heard about the trio and their straight pride endeavor- and the cunt went fucking deluded about it.
He actually slandered them by declaring they must be (quote) … all 3 of them gay themselves, just deeply repressed and so are making this abhorrent straight pride up, just to stay in denial.
So in a nutshell, if you don’t support the whole cunts rigmarole that ‘gay’ has become, … it’s only because you’re in actual fact a big ol’ repressed gay yourself. 😄
Chris Evans sez so!
https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2019/06/06/entertainment/chris-evans-blasts-straight-pride-parade
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Quick addendum. OK ’twas Boston not Ohio, and the link is about the pandering cunt soap-boxing about it on Twitter … but he DID get asked about it subsequently, then, in an interview .. and doubled down on attacking the notion of straight pride, and the organizers in particular.
I guess the male gays like him because he is evidently both a prick, and an arsehole.
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One thing Boris got right
https://www.thepinknews.com/2019/07/23/new-pm-boris-johnson-apologise-bum-boys-slur/
I remember little Owen Jones soiling his silk knickers over this one
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The Jones Boy has been a bit quiet of late, the wee fuck.
But let’s not forget, he’s got a dedicated day too.
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He hasn’t recovered from the rant about Germany only supporting Israel because they felt guilt over the holocaust 😂
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You what, SOI?
Got a link?
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https://is-a-cunt.com/2024/04/owen-jones-25/
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Super, super proud to be a normal heterosexual male with two daughters…and extra proud to call out this 🐂💩 for what it is …. deviancy 👍
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We have one day for Remembrance day. D-Day had a day too.
And yet, these poo-pushers have a whole month. I have nothing against the turd-burglars, but a month makes me resent these garish, loud, vulgar sphincter-squirrels.
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Indeed Cap and without the sacrifices made by the heroes on D-Day and elsewhere, there wouldn’t be a Pride anything. The Nazis like dressing up bit but not too keen on hide the winkleschnauzer.
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Afternoon, Liquors.
The Nazis liked dressing up in big, camp uniforms, liked big rallies, and loathed the Joos. Meanwhile, in a large rally in a field in Glastonbury. a bunch of Gays are repeating death chants regarding the Joos.
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You mean like this, Captain?:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QATSbEK5muQ
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Exactly like that, Herr Boggs.
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There is another one:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8mJvQQRGUU
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At least where I live is like living in the dark ages. You only get to know thing if you read and watch the news ( which I don’t ) or travel out of the area. I prefer to find out the ideal fun loving way on isacunt, otherwise I wouldn’t bother.
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Well pride month is almost gone, next up black history month ffs. Enough already.
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Silky sooties
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SILLY.TWAT PHONE
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I always laugh each time theses sad cunts get a mention and prefer to get their cocks covered in shite, rather than a soft juicy minge.
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If it was meant to be, human nature would have them put their manhood somewhere decent, is another way of looking at it.
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How do you make a homŏ fuck a woman?
Shit in her cunt.
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The. New blocker drugs! What’s wrong with half a pint of epoxy up the arse. Won’t catch aids then would they. Remember all the shit about treating those who smokes? It’s their fault no one made them smoke etc etc. well I feel the same way about arse pirates, no one made them screw other men’s arses or take it up the arse. Religious exclusions apply of course. Fuck off you deviants, gays for Palestine for fucks sake..
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28th June. Armed Forces DAY…….
Pride MONTH ?
Confused.
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I think I can explain the juxtaposition.
Soldiers? : Decency, humility, manners, self respect.
qwgblt2s(2 spirited, it’s a new one!)+ ?
None of the aforementioned traits.
Also weak pandering useless cunts ‘in charge’ of the country(s) doesn’t help.
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“It isn’t every day a man wakes up to discover he’s a screaming bender with no more right to live on God’s good, clean, lovely earth than a weasel. ”
Afternoon Cuntemall, how’s tricks?
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Interestingly the current Armed Forces MInister is Luke Pollard, who – would you believe it? – is a poofter.
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Wow, … the Google tells me where you’re coming from there Thomas … (I guessed) … I know 3&4 inside out, bit never watched 2 properly… there’s ine line from it I loved, though.
Loosely :
I saw a strange omen in the field …. a horse with two heads .. two tails and eight legs …
You didn’t by any chance just happen to see two horses standing sie by side? …
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All good otherwise, thanks, good sir.
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Half of Liebours front bench are full of 🍇🍈🍉🍊🍋.Full guillotine.
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What I hate about this mob is they try to pass their antics off as ‘innocent’ and that the LGBTQ lot are all happy clappy rainbow people who are an (to quote Naga Munki Macheter on Ncunti Gayblack) ‘An absolute joy’. Nncunti himself nicked that phrase and used it himself as his term as Doctor Whoke ended.
They make books for kids – for bloody kids – about ‘kah-weirs’ who prance around hand in hand in Rainbow Land. All jolly and joyful Pride fun….
But they don’t ever mention big hairy blokes who terrorise and prey upon other male prisoners by buggering them, whether they like it or not. They don’t mention the likes of Ronnie Kray and Lord Boothby. They don’t tap into the underage activity and crimes that a lot of them are and get into. Seedy sleazy characters like Phillip Schofield and Huw Edwards, who laugh in the face of decent people, even when they get caught. Both were treated with kid gloves, and Edwards didn’t even get a scratch.
What sickens me is everybody – WH Smith McDonald’s Tescos HMV – promotes and heralds these type of people. And don’t get me started about schools. Primary Schools for fuck’s sake. In the old days we were told to keep the weirdos and freaks away from the school gates. But now the bastards are inside. As disgusting as it is astonishing.
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A splendid post, Norman.
Although this sad state of affairs is hardly surprising when even the Prime Minister of England is getting bummed (and probably much, much worse) by eastern european rent boys.
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Spot on, Norman.
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Gay shame month is nearly over!
Hurrah!
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Pride is a sin and if you’ve seen one of these events it is a celebration of sin. Sexual preference is not the same as men in BDSM outfits performing sexual acts in public.
Encouraging children to attend pride events is sick. Public bodies displaying pride flags or promoting pride events has to stop. Taxpayers money being spent on these events also has to stop.
The reason homosexual men are most likely to contract AIDS is their well known promiscuity, sucking off strangers ATM style isn’t without its risks.
Be gay as you feel you need to be, but do it discreetly away from the public. Stay away from the kids. If you’ve seen want to party do it on your own cash.
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I think that anyone that tries hard at school, marries a nice girl, holds down a steady job to pay the mortgage and brings up their children to be responsible should be proud of themselves.
People that indulge in wierd and often dangerous sex, shouldn’t be.
I know that I’m old fashioned.
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You, me and millions of normal folks Artful.
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https://biblehub.com/leviticus/18-22.htm
“An Abomination”
Yup, what possible “pride’ could you have in shoving your cock up another blokes hairy arse..!
Those god wishes to destroy, first makes mad..!
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Phuq Pride in the ass…
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