Could do with that fence in Kent. C.A.
As Glastonbury opens with a bang ( told you that minx in the tent next door was a goer), the BBC are providing us with minute by minute coverage, we’ll it seems like it.
Well, I’m breathless with anticipation!
Will Holly Chipmunk Cheeks and her pal Carol Voldemort make an appearance, selflessly arriving in a helicopter so as to avoid adding to the road chaos?
Will the final headline act be someone we’ve never fucking heard of?
But, most importantly, will the poor folk who got ripped off by Yurtel have managed to get tickets and luxury yurts, or will they have to slum it in St. Lucia as a consolation prize?
Enquiring minds want to know…. if hibernating under the duvet is an acceptable alternative to reading about this yawn fest!
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Another helping of this cultural fest for the middle classes by Lone cunter below.
My nomination:
BBC coverage of Glasto.
Jeezus. What a shitshow.
Look it up on iPlayShite.
Opener: some wierd fat tranny in a blue loetard that summed up the phrase Spandex Enormity (full credits to Saint Billy Milano)
Then Alanis bastard bastard bastard bastard “sing along, menopausal heifers, all men are bastards” Morisette. Not a dry Tena Lady in the house.
I’m out. I remember Steve Hillage playing a blinder in 1973. Hawkwind playing on into the night.
This is f&cking pathetic.
“The ultimate Leftist Middle Class activity is to raise the flag of people who massacred music festival goers, whilst attending a music festival.”
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This morning’s cartoon in the DT says it all:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/0/telegraph-cartoons-june-2025/
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True story.
I knew a guy who thought that he would make some money by buying a pie van and selling pies to motorists in a lay by.
He got a licence for his pitch.
For 2 weeks he parked up and never sold a fucking pie.
Not one.
Then people started turning up, mostly hippies with the munchies.
His pie sales suddenly took off.
They were having the first Isle of Wight music festival in the field just behind his lay by.
“I’ve never seen so many pies” he said.
“I was getting them delivered all through the day and night. I even started selling beans”.
With the money he made he brought a pier along with all the rides and amusements.
Of course he went skint quickly.
No business sense, but a nice guy nonetheless.
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Oddly, the Jews and particularly the IDF don’t take kindly to half chimps threatening to kill them.
I hope all Glahsteau goers remembered to collect their free Hamas pager on their way out.
The fuckmuppetx.
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I wonder what the Attorney General has to say about two tier policing this week after that git on stage called for murdering Israelis?
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Diddly squat 🤷♂️
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Portable Gas Chambers next year,I assume the nit infested ñìģger will be charged with inciting hate?
What do you say Rodney?
Nah that only applies to white people..
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The going rate is 2 and a half years imprisonment for inciting hatred on the internet, but only a caution for doing the same at Glastonbury via national television.
At least, that’s my prediction.
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2 tier Kweer strikes again
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It would seem the oh-so-edgy ‘vegan poet’ Mr Vylan is not quite so anti-establishment after all.
Real name Pascal Robinson-Foster, Company Director (x2), sister called Portia.
Funny how the BBC never tire of telling us Tommy Robinson’s real name, but not that of Mr Robinson-Foster.
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https://find-and-update.company-information.service.gov.uk/officers/i5qNlyEwX1Hz_-M6hO2G_ZM3IPM/appointments
Those are healthy balance sheets for both Companies.
J*w baiting must be very profitable.
Keep this up and soon he’ll have to set up a Family Trust to avoid Inheritance Tax like his mentor Eavis the Smurf.
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The state department are looking at revoking the pavement apes visas for their upcoming American tour. That would be a shame..
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But who is going to set up the trust fund?
It’ll be somebody from the tribe, I’ll be bound.
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@gt…. he’s so yah maaaaaaan, I mean it was Portia who told me to be edgy 🦍….thanks sista see you at stabbing hill next 🔪
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I have never seen so many hideously white people in one place.
Nothing a few Hell’s Angels and a gun couldn’t deal with.
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An MG 42
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A more wretched hive of scum and villains…..
Anyhow, ‘Kneecap’ and that black rapper follow in a long line of esteemed performers at Glastonbury..
Gary Glitter
Rolf Harris
Lost Prophets
We shouldn’t be surprised.
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Like wow, Hi guys!
Just on the way back from Glasto with Crispin and Jonty.
Crispin feels ill after eating a focaccia with goats cheese,
And lost his new Barbour wellies
Bummer maaaan.
The music was amazeballs!!!
Death death to the IDF
Catchy as fuck,
Boomshanka✌️
Next time im going VIP in a yurt.
Really feel the vibes that way
Only downer was some old piss smelling canadian busker called Neil,
But Rodney Stewart was far out.
Peace, love and antisemitism ✌️
Middle class Northern cunt
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So you had a super good weekend then?. Not going into uni today as I need to catch a shower and have a manicure and massage after roughing it for a few days. Poor Portia’s period came on and she couldn’t find her jammies, so I lent her my silk hankie. But it was a super weekend, shitting in those portable loos and I was super-brave by pissing against the farmer’s hedge.
See you next year dahlings. Super.
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Fuck Glastonbury, a lefty wankfest of no talent cunts of the premier league.
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‘Glastonbury? Bag o’ shite’
Paul Calf, yesterday
Morning all
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I can remember years ago the BBC were so shy of advertising that they used to cover up the name of the piano when Oscar Peterson or Dame Myra Hess were at the keyboard. As late as the 1970s, they were at pains not to let you know that Oscar played a Bosendorfer, yet here we are seeing them give a free advert to a shit show making some old bucolic farmer a multi-millionaire. Apart from that the usual bunch of whores and poofs strutting their arthritic stuff, and being “naughty” because they know they are being transmitted live, same old boring shit every year. I never watched a minute of it, even though it was the main “story” on the BBC website “news” page.
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Bucollic farmer. Hahahah, old Eavis has been a left wing activist for years. Stood on a labour council ticket for years, I believe. Don’t know if he ever got elected.
The only farmer ever that encourages people to ‘get on his land’
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Typical Labourite – a hypocrite, an idiot and as bent as a nine bob note (in the “Let them eat cake” sense)
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Myra Hess?!
What a great name.
Wasnt related to the Munich Hess’s was she? 😄
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Dame Myra who died in 1965 was a great exponent of Beethoven MIS, and she started the daily wartime concerts at the National Portrait Gallery – she was a game old love and played on radio and TV when it had to be “live”. I have an old Prom recording (1962) where she played Beethoven’s Emperor concerto, and there is a short interview just before the concert. Sir Thomas Beecham had died the year before, and he had a well known antipathy to women musicians** (he once told cellist Beatrice Harrison “madam, you have between your legs, an instrument capable of giving pleasure to thousands – and all you do is scratch it”). Dame Myra was asked what it was like playing before Beecham, no doubt expecting an eulogy. The interviewer was disappointed. “Impossible” was her answer.
Sorry about that, gents, I love Beethoven and I thought as he will never get a name check at Glastonbury, I’d do it here. And I am after the Radio 3 repeats again.
**He could be scathing to men too, he once asked a dep in the horn section what his name was “Ball. sir” was the answer. “How singular!” was Sir Thomas’s retort…….. With age comes anec-doteage………..
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I too like Beethoven WC and at one point considered getting a st Bernard as a family pet.
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Let’s be honest. Hamas ‘freedom fighters’ attacked the wrong music festival.
They should have kept their powder dry.
And smuggling a couple of pounds of Semtex and a detonator into Glastonbury would be a piece of piss.
Just pose as one of the Eavis approved drug dealers.
For a percentage, of course.
The money grubbing cunts.
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You only have to look at the headline act for last night…Olivia Rodrigo, a nice pair of pins on top of a dreary,club singers voice cheered on by all the 🐏 waving their hamas/🏳️🌈 bunting surrounded by more security and fencing than a mullahs house…wankingbury with acts and crowds to match ….. hopefully Mr vylan the double barrelled rap man will be sipping his soy latte this morning whilst smugly thinking he’s a real hardcore…take care when answering a call 📳…✌️out
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And Rod Stewart should retire gracefully.
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As should John Fogerty! Made the mistake of trying to watch him on iplayer this morning and I could have cried in despair!
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A perfect site for I Ran to test their first atom bomb.
The cunts will have to do it next…
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That bloke Bob Dylan seems very angry at the IDF, I thought he was Jewish 🇮🇱
Ah well, fuck Glasto and fucking Gaza, sick of hearing about the fucking shit hole.
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That cunt Eavis is raking it in.
And his goofy posh daughter.
It was full of sloane rangers scoffing strawberries,
Oh to have chucked a bottle of piss from the crowd straight at Rodders or Neil.
Mark Chapman gets out of nick im buying the 4eyed cunt a new copy of catcher in the rye and a ticket for a Neil Young gig.
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I think he may well have done society a big favour by offing that cunt Lennon Mis.
Imagine if he hadn’t been shot?
He’d have been on stage yesterday afternoon dressed in full Hamas/Sergeant Pepper regalia, singing Imagine in a camp smarmy voice.
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Too right Herman.
Lennon was a absolute cunt in the 70s by now hed be a monster.
The Ayatollah of Liverpool.
That nice Mr Chapman should of made a break for freedom.
He could of taken out a few more poseurs,
Bruce springsteen with a half brick
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Was that a music festival at the weekend or a Nuremberg rally?
Bob Vylan talking shite about the IDF seems to have sparked a lot of outrage on the political right.
Even Sir Keir of Two Tier flip flops has had something to say about this so called musician/rapper/cunt’s hateful ramblings.
However, not too condemnation of the arrogant piece of shit for chanting that “we’re not getting our country back”
That’s what concerns me the most. Not some nasty words about Israel’s fucking soldiers.
All enthusiastically clapped along for by a crowd of brain-dead Green party and Labour voters of course.
I’ve never seen so many traitors in one place in my life (to coin a phrase)
Good morning.
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When that gloating Dark Key started with his gloating and incitement to murder the Special Patrol Group should have smashed through the crowd and gripped the terrorist cunt.
Hopefully the cunt will receive some attention from retired Mossad operatives.
Good morning.
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Oh and it’s a complete cesspit of Middle Class Wankers and pseudo anarchists.
I wonder how many tonnes of plastic litter the laughable faggôts left behind this year?
Go Greenpeace!
O v e n.
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Never been to the festival. I once drove the wrong way in a one-way street in Glastonbury and met a copper in a traffic car coming the other way. He wasn’t pleased, I could tell. Called me a cunt, slightly more politely. Didn’t nick me though.
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Next time just lock the gates and install the machine guns on the towers. Keep the cunts in and away from decision making.
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Deaf deaf to the IDF? Why does that moron Vylan want Israeli soldiers to lose their hearing?
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Queue queue if you hate the jew
Glastowitz.
Music sets you free…
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The Buggering Babies Cabal knew full well he was going to come on and do that. They most likely gave him a very handsome amount of gullible pensioner’s money that they convince its the LAW to have a TV licence to do so.
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Some chap is claiming that security were rough with him when they caught him attempting to climb the fence. The bastards pulled him down and made him stay!
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I was at the Isle of Wight festival in the Summer of Love when Dylan and the Band performed.
At least, I think I was…
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Back in the 80’s the Hells Angels M.C. regularly did the Kent Custom Bike Show security. One year some cunt caught stealing items from visitors tents. He was spectacularly hauled up on the stage, & rather than getting a good seeing to, he was stripped stark bollock naked, then thrown out onto Stone Street to fend for himself. Happy days!
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The Kent Show was run by the HA. They ran the show too to bottom not just security.
Great days before BSH and the SOA totally ruined the bike scene.
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Come friendly bombs, fall on Glastonbury.
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Tighter security than a MoD base for a bunch of politicised dill brains.
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Gimme thee
the BBC
I need to be free
From the river to the sea
To say my thang
Cos I can’t fucking sing
I’m a dunces fool
Never been to school
But I know my rights
On stage tonight
So fuck you all
I’m having a ball
(So repeat after me …..chorus)
Fuck the gays
Fuck the Jews
Fuck the man
And fuckin’ screw you
My humanity
I wear on my sleeve
If you don’t like it bro
You can goddamn leave
I’m an artist
Don’t you know
A Compton cunt
Just watch my love grow……
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Well bad IC well bad!
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Drop a nuke on the field 🔥🔥🔥
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Bob Vylan have had their visas revoked ahead of a US tour.
Gosh.
And dropped by their management.
Oh my.
And facing criminal procecution.
Heavens!
Lost quite a bit of money there.
Not laughing now, 😂
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Marvellous!
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Shit weasels
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Lead an ill-advised chat now, you cunts.
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Chant, ffs.
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