“Ms. Jackson”
I am sorry I can’t give you this dear ladies first name, as we have not been vouchsafed it – a pity because if she had we could have had her name engraved on a silver rose bowl, as she would win the title of the most stupid, ignorant, entitled old bag of the week.
This shrivelled up old lovely saved up her pension money with a friend to have a holiday in Spain, which they had. But it was ruined for her – by Spaniards!.
Ms. Jackson feels that Spaniards should holiday abroad when she takes herself off there.
“I cried” she said. So did I, dear, from anger and laughter at your sense of entitlement.
Nominated by: W. C. Boggs
With an assist from Sam Beau
it`s Freda, Boggsy.
Benidorm gets a bad press which it really doesn’t deserve.
There are places in the city where you need to avoid the chavs and píkéys, but elsewhere and especially out of season it offers good value for money.
The hotels are mostly all inclusive and the entertainment in the many bars is of a good standard.
Benidorm Palace is worth a visit.
Mrs Cunter goes there a few times a year with her friends for a few nights out.
It is not all English.
Poniente (Western) Benidorm is very Spanish.
Levante (Eastern) is where you get the UK and foreign tourists.
This stupid woman needs to know how holiday resorts work here and Benidorm in particular.
All Spanish pensioners are entitled to a free holiday every year.
This keeps them happy and the hotels open out of season.
If a pensioner decides to go away in high season, to an upmarket resort or to one of the holiday islands they have to pay a little, but their holiday is still heavily subsidised.
Benidorm is a good destination as the fully inclusive hotels have a huge selection of foods, usually served buffet style, so there is as much as you can eat.
There are regional specialities in the food on offer.
Benidorm is in the Valencia region so paella will obviously be available and as it is only 20 minutes north of Alicante there would be arroz a banda.
Everything else would be what you would expect in any international hotel anywhere.
So there is no need to moan about the plentiful food.
Pensioners from all over Europe and beyond travel there, sometimes for a very cheap, extended holiday to escape the bad weather at home.
Thousands of UK pensioners will stay for 3 or 4 months over winter as it works out cheaper than staying in Britain and paying fuel bills.
This woman would not have known what nationalities the other guests were unless she was a linguist.
Like most thick cunts from the UK she probably assumed that anyone who wasn’t speaking perfect English (in Spain) was Spanish.
The chances are that the rude guests were Scandinavians or from Belgium.
They are rude cunts wherever they go.
Spanish people are usually loud and make a huge mess of their dining table after eating very late.
They are hardly ever confrontational, it’s not in their nature.
She probably wouldn’t have encountered any Spanish as they tend to only eat after 10pm at night, when all the other nationalities have got pissed and fucked off to the clubs to get more pissed.
To enjoy a holiday in Benidorm you need to do a bit of research.
Then it’s probably worth it.
I believe that you can even get pies, chips and gravy if that’s your thing.
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Much as I sympathise for her having spent her pension money, this old biddy should really be banned from travelling abroad. Like that other woman who went to Greece and complained about being served Greek food instead of Fray Bentos pies and mash. They’re an embarrassment and likely to cause World War III. Best keep them at home with Corry and fish and chips.
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Another stupid, moaning old bag very much in the style of Greek fan Susan Edwards, who couldn’t get bacon, beans, sausages and chips at her hotel in Greece.
You’re embarrassing yourself dear. Go to Margate next time.
Afternoon all.
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Typical Labour voter.
Fuck her.
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Er thanks Minge, but I’ll pass on that one…
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I could understand if Freda had gone to France or Germany as they are chock full of people from shufti land. A very unpleasant surprise if you are expecting onion selling cyclists in striped shirts, or blond haired and blue eyed goose-stepping lager swillers.
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In a way I admire these cantankerous old cunts who travel abroad and complain about too many ‘foreigners’ and the food etc.
No filter!
They sent us the Spanish Armada now we are sending and army of complaining pensioners.
I would obviously avoid them like the plague at the breakfast buffet.
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She thinks her holiday was bad?
I one booked a week in Majorca without doing any prior research (no internet back then), only to find, when I got there, that the place was full of Germans.
Every cunt looked like Rudi Voller.
But I made the most of it.
Because back then, we didn’t go crying on social media or flogging our non stories to desperate hacks at the daily express.
We were stoic. We were British.
Not entitled old harridans on the make.
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Couldn’t read about it due yanks and their cadging biscuits malarkey, but got the gist. She’s right. There’s foreigners everyfuckingwhere. I’ve had enough of the cunts.
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Remember taking my two young boys to Blackpool for a week. There were old cunts everywhere. Totally ruined it. Now I’m fucking old. We’re everyfuckingwhere.
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Freda could do a reasonable impression of Robert plant with that mop of hair 🎙️…a typical gormless Brit who’s as thick as the proverbial….mince 😩
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Freda needs to find somewhere the Spanish avoid.
I believe Iran is quite nice at the moment.
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Or Gaza
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Fuck me, another moaning old bag with a mouth like a cats arsehole!
I assume Freda refrains from holidaying anywhere in the UK that foreign holiday makers may be visiting?
Far do love, if you expect the Spanish to holiday outside of Spain you should extend the same courtesy.
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Freda should have gone to Blackpool then she could have complained it was full of Brits.
Most countries are nice, France is lovely, well it would be if it wasn’t full of French people.
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No wonder the UK is seen as a laughing stock by the rest of the world.
With any luck the old bag will die of heatstroke now she’s back in Blighty.
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I sympathise.
I am a Welshcunt and live in Lincolnshire. The signs are all in English. There are no Plaid Cymru candidates in elections and it is all arable farming – no sheep. These Lincolnshire cunts have no consideration.
The cunts.
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Stupid fucking Engleesh as my spick friends would say can’t take them fucking anywhere.
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Freda wants more English centred entertainment like drinking a yard of ale and burping the alphabet or bingo night with Roy Chubby Brown.
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This dozy gringa thinks that the Spanish should take their holidays elsewhere.
Why the fuck should we want to?
Spain is fucking huge, beautiful and the weather is amazing all year round (depending where you are in the country).
If I want to take a break I will go to one of the cities and enjoy the history, culture and food.
I wouldn’t go to a beach resort.
I live next to the beach, overlooking the Mediterranean.
I don’t need to visit other beaches.
I wouldn’t go to the inland cities in summer.
It’s far too hot inland and many of the people that live in these cities will travel to the beach resorts to escape the intense heat.
Places like Sevilla can get close to 50 degrees in high summer.
The only reasons that I have for travelling abroad are to see places that I have not been to before, to go shopping for stuff that I particularly want, or to try different food that I know that I will enjoy.
Destinations over the next few years will be Rome (history) , Milan (shopping) and Vietnam (food). Perhaps a few other places, we will decide nearer the time.
By Spanish standards I am adventurous.
Most Spaniards see no reason to ever leave our country.
Wherever you go in the world you will be hard pushed to meet someone from Spain.
I imagine that few Spaniards have passports.
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That is true AC, I have met very few Spaniards, Italians to a lesser extent too. Plenty of Germans, Dutch, Scandinavians, Irish and of course Brits.
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Why didn’t she just go to Blackpool?
It’s full of cunts.
Perfect.
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Freda?
Fuckin Freda?
Freda Chigago five?
Freda Southport 80?
Freda good home?
Fredas a frogs name.
But shes on point on this.
Fuckin greasy lisping cunts in tight trousers spoiling brits holidays.
Those slap happy coppers they have should be clearing the cunts out of the way of tourists rather than sat drinking peach tea in some taverna.
It would spoil my holiday.
“hola!”
Get t fuck.
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Blackpools not full of cunts!
Crackheads yes.
Fuck me,. Its the Las Vegas of the North Blackpool.
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The old hag looks like Gene Wilder.
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When I go “abroad”, I tend to hang out with the locals. Fuck the Brits!
Back in the day walked into a German bikers pub, greeted with “fuck off Englishman”! Spent all week in there on the piss with the Obermiester.
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Heinrich el Bastardo man of all cultures.
Well i went in that kraut biker bar and they kicked my fuckin head in.
They must of got us mixed up Harry
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I loved it when I lived in Germany. Great people, some magnificent and beautiful women. Superb bars and lots of fine countryside for fishing and chilling out.
I hear from my German friends that the migrants types have turned a once thriving and decent country into shit. Very familiar…
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Yeah a bit.
Poor fuckin Freda.
Twenty years without a holiday and cunts calling her Gene Wilder,
Making willy wonker jokes at her expense
Saves up her pension
Goes to Spain..
Full of fuckin Spaniards.!!
Whod of thunk it?
Last thing youd expect.
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Dozy tart
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Foreigners in their own countries? God bless them I say. If only countries outside Europe would get the idea.
We successfully made the country shit enough to keep the western and Mediterranean types out but not shit enough to keep the Eastern Europeans way for a while.
Keir’s now working on getting it down to a level where the Romanians and Albanians want to fuck off home.
Trouble is it’s got to reach the state of the surface of Mars before the rest of the cunts decide to stay away.
What’s up with the daft old cow, she’s not meant to go abroad. Probably hoping for a toy boy.
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If you go to London you could visit Pakistan, Nigeria, Bangladesh, India and Albania plus many other vibrant diverse cultures within a few miles.
They should send these TV types there like Michael Palin instead of polluting air travel. Brixton with Michael Palin, Michael Palin’s Ilford Adventure.
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Michael Portillos Great Train Journey Up Starmers Arse.
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Michael Palin? I would harpoon the annoying cunt. Wandering around in his creased trousers and orthopedic shoes and his dorky voice. Bollocks.
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Palin and his ‘nice guy’ routine always grates a bit.
A little bit too good to be true. Sort of Lineker-like.
Not the biggest Python cunt though. Eric Idle is by a country mile.
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I see Harry Redknapp’s let himself go a bit.
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