Darren Jones M.P


There are cunts and there are lying fucking cunts, and Darren Jones, Rachel From Accounts bag carrier, is one of the latter. On Question Time on June 12th he suggested that the majority of rubber boat invaders are women and children. We have all seen the young men unkempt with beards alighting from their RNLI taxis. Does Jones need new glasses (see Lord Alli for that), or he is a fucking fantasist, just like Two-Tier himself. How many women are growing beards these days?. He just made himself sound as big a fool as he looks.

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Nominated by: W. C. Boggs

42 thoughts on “Darren Jones M.P

  1. Adrian mole should stick that observation in his diary.
    Was that simp down Dover window shopping for fat quare Rodney..

    Though to be fair to him it’s hard to know what a woman looks like in the Labour Party, with butler,thornberry and dodds as your marker.

  2. Its alright to laugh and joke above individuals making fun of themselves, but when it comes to people who are looking after our affairs, it’s no laughing matter. They’re getting away with downright lies and treating us as the joke and getting away with it. But we can all see they are childish barefaced lies and its no joke.

    • To be fair its easy to misgender illegal immigrants.

      For clarity the men look like Romesh Ranganathen.
      Bearded, dodgy, unwashed.

      The women look like Ian Rush
      With large noses and a tash.

      The kids look like the singer from Supergrass with sideburns and a monobrow.

  3. We know they’re lying, they know we know they’re lying, we know they know we know they’re lying, and yet they still lie.

    It’s gone way beyond politicians just telling fibs now. This administration is an incompetent, malign, surrealist nightmare that legislates to destroy the most vulnerable in society (the sick, the elderly and the unborn child – nomination pending) and replaces them with Third World dross.

    They are pure evil.

    They hate us.

    They are the Enemy of the People.

    • I think the point is that there will always be some flannel-bloomered old Labourites (and some women too) who believe every word they say, so they will cite Jones as a reference of infallability. Even those of us who love old Boris (and I am unashamedly one) know that we have to take some things with a pinch of salt – in Two Tier & his pals case it is a whole industrial sized sackful of the stuff.

  4. This Charles Hawtry looking fucker doesnt really believe those dinghies are full of women and kids.

    But he wants US to believe that.

    I dont care if the dinghies crewed by 5year olds,
    Turn it back or sink it.

  5. He’s right in a way….all the women and children will be following very,very shortly once their menfolk have been moved out of the temporary hotel accommodation into brand new 4 bed houses 👍…he just got the dates mixed up…not long now

  6. Why are our hands tied, when we see the WanKeir in number 10, the tortoise mayor close by turning London into a third world carsey. Its leading up to vigilantism, which is only round the corner.

  7. I never see any wimmin gimmegrants washing cars in our towns; could it be that there aren’t any wimmin in the dingies?
    Boycott the car washes (regardless)!!

  8. So he thinks that fooling the public into believing that the majority of illegal immigrants is acceptable.

    Here’s news for the lying cunt.

    Each and every female illegal immigrant can and will give birth to several small sand PĂĄkĂ­s, none of whom will contribute to British society.

  9. This is one piece of arrogant shite.

    I could not think of a more appropriate candidate for:

    IS A CUNT…!!!!

    Let’s hope he or one of his family encounters one of our diverse inhabitants…☠

  10. Put them all in his houses.

    Make every m.p open all their homes and other properties to the vermin,by law,until “illegal immigration”completely ceases.

    The problem would be sorted in a week.

    Or just Oven.

    A nest of lying traitors.

    Good morning.

  11. “tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it”.

    That’s straight out of the Nazi propaganda playbook. Accept this time they’re not only coming for the Jews, they’re coming after the indigenous population too.

    Vile socialist scum.

  12. Just out of interest, and because I only know about UK politics from what I read here.
    When some lying cunt comes out with a statement like he has, what is the response from the opposition parties who are elected and paid to to make the government responsible?

    With a fucking idiot as a Prime Minister and his crew of misfits as a government, it should be like shooting fish in a barrel.

    • I’d prefer having the right to shoot an MP that comes out with such utter utter bullfuckcuntshit.

  13. Little Darren says he’s been misrepresented.

    No, it was a BIG Goebbels sized LIE, pure and simple.

    Even the biased BBC audience weren’t buying it.

    I note he failed to vote against that disgusting Abortion Reform bill passed recently. So much for his concern for women, children and babies


  14. As I see it, there are only two possibilities presented by this cunt’s comments.

    Firstly, he actually believes what he says, contrary to the evidence literally in front of his and everybody else’s eyes (not to mention the government’s own figures). This makes him the biggest fucking idiot in the country.

    Secondly, he knows full well that three-quarters of the boating illegals are what is termed ‘fighting age’ men, yet still chose to go on national tv to try and maintain a ludicrous fiction. In short, he’s a blatent liar.

    Either way, with cunts like this in charge, we are in SERIOUS trouble.

    Morning all.

  15. It’s staggering the way lying in politics has become so blatant. It used to be that it when politicians were exposed as liars, usually by some sort of journalistic sting, they were forced to stand down in shame.
    These days they just tell blatant barefaced untruths & carry on regardless, with zero comeback (& despite his popularity with many on here & some of the good things he does, President Donald Trump is a prime example of doing it.)

    Still, never mind, when 2Tier finishes ‘smashing the gangs’, everything will be fine & those poor women & kids won’t be getting burned anymore 
I won’t be holding my breath on it happening though.

    • This week the pretend “solicitor” Jonathan Reynolds has been wheeled out a lot – especially when The Donald bombed Iraq. Not only does he know nothing about defence, he knows nothing.

      He is a bald Manuel with a beard “I know noth – ing”

  16. Labour Scum.

    It doesn’t matter what species these channel cunts are, they are illegal and should be kicked out or shot.

    ‘Sink the boats’

  17. Surely the ones with beards were the children. They put the fuckers in schools and fostering. Are the powers that be no longer able to check the wisdom teeth of these fuckers? This politician should look for a new career, I suggest anus sorting in an offal processing plant always a demand for dirty Abduls kebabs. Does this utter wanker live on Pluto or something. Two foot thick rose coloured glasses bastard , traitor, cunt

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