I have the honour to nominate simpering ninny Benjamin ‘Soy Boy’ Butterworth for a cunting, and not, may I add, for the first time.
Little Benjy is a cunter’s cunt; an on-going source of delight and inspiration to us all.
Well I recall him making an ass of himself when he accused JK ‘Jugs’ Rowling of being transphobic, on the basis that a character in her novel ‘Troubled Blood’ dresses as a woman in order to facilitate a murder. Yes, Butterball actually claimed on breakfast telly that this was prejudicial to the trans ‘community’, because the public was too dim-witted to know the difference between a tranny and a person utilising a disguise for nefarious purposes. Susanna Reid pointed this out sharpish, and asked whether he’d actually read the book. Naturally he hadn’t.
Luckily for us he just ploughs on, undetered by his own supreme twatishness, and just how big a ham shanker he makes himself look. This is the plank who told us that Meghan Markle was ‘a private person’. What? The world’s most self-centred, publicity craving narcissist ‘a private person’? Yeh, and I’m the Duke of Edinburgh.
Let’s also not forget the time he told us all how much MPs deserved a pay rise, and that we needed to pay more for the BBC.
So what’s the irritating little tick said this time to put my nose out of joint? Well believe it or not, he recently claimed on ‘GB News’ that (get this) ‘TwoTierFreeGear’ Starmer was ‘doing an excellent job’, and focusing on ‘fixing the foundations’ of the nation. Oh he’s fixing things alright; just ask pensioners, just ask those running small businesses, or all those struggling to pay their food, rent, mortgage and utility bills. Just ask fisherman and Brexit voters, and everyone who wants to get control of our own borders before the country becomes a complete Third World shithole.
Yeah Benjy, Starmer’s doing an excellent job. An excellent job of selling us out. An excellent job of showing us what a lying, two-faced, treacherous shit he is. Still, don’t that trouble you, as you sit snugly in your little bit of the Metrobubble and big up Keir Stalin and Labour. You’re doing an excellent job too, by the way, of promoting yourself as a colossal cunt. Keep up the good work.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Even if he’s not a cross-dresser in private, he undeniably looks the sort to try and spy on little girls in changing rooms.
Hopefully a concerned father punches his smug face into paste.
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Hey Cuntengine,
You do work for Boeing don’t you?
Boeing.
Killed more indians than John Wayne.
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I have not punched anyone in thirty years. I would give this utter utter wanker a left right left followed by a hard kick in the fanny on sight.
Sorry. Must be the damned heat and those infernal drums have got to me!
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Benny Buttermint is on GB news.
He plays up to the part of the lefty woke gaylord.
But…
Hes pro israel, and started to slowly change his opinions on subjects.
Exposure to other points of view can do that.
GB news have cancelled Headliners😡
I used to enjoy that,
The brilliant Leo Kearse was my favourite,
But they got that bald smug cunt Josh Howie hosting it and within weeks its gone.
They seem to push certain people?
Patrick Christy, Ben Leo.
They may as well change the name to Patrick Christy news.
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Or Martin Daubney news perhaps?
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I dont mind him,
Martin Daubey.
But hes always crying.
Always on about being from a mining community but cries all the time.
Right Mardarse
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Josh Howie does for presenting what water does for a camp fire.
He has less charisma than a concrete breezeblock.
Leo Kerse is occassionaly funny but also a smug cock.
Nick Dixon I find funny and watchable.
Steve N Allen is very sharp and quick witted. I highly rate him.
Lewis Shaeffer is a god to me.
All the women ‘comediens’ they had on headliners were grade A shite.
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Wasn’t that a film with Brad Pitt?
Benji butteredarse looks like a shit Clark Kent, when he takes his glasses off he just looks like a squinting, puckered arsehole.
Maybe he is grumpy because pride doesn’t come cheap..
I assume he is a flamer..
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Well we’re having a gay old day today, aren’t we?
But I’ve never heard of Benjamin Bottomworth. Is he a friend of Keir as well as Dorothy?
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His Linkedin page says he swallows?
Make of that what you will.
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Labour fixing the foundations? More like fucking them to the point of no return.
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Somebody once described this cunt as ‘the wokest man in Britain’. If you watch him in action it’s hard to disagree.
He’s almost a caricature of the North London leftie chattering class. The metrobubble is his milieu.
Morning all.
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Knowing that Kweer loves bumders, this oily little quare has recited the Gospel According to Rodders so that when (or if) the call comes to be yet another poofter Labour MP, he will be ready to take up the call and mince for Labour on the back benches, then with his “vast” journalistic training he sees himself on the front bench doing a Streeting.
Why is it that shit-stains like this always make it so obvious they are bent?. Simpering, servile, the Julian Clary fairy voice, arse-licking as a way of life – in that respect he is a lot worse than Owen Jones, who has been known to throw shade at Starmer and some of his arselickers.
I always feel sorry for the parents in a case like this. How Butterworth pere must regret not just having a wank that night over page 3 of The Sun.
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Little Benny was brought up by his grandparents because his mother was a teenage drug addict.
His grandparents must have been so proud when he said that it was pensioners who were a drain on the benefits system, not illegal immigrants.
The speccy twat wouldn’t last 5 seconds in the real world.
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I think Little Benjy lives in a world where cunts are happy to hand over a tenner for an iced soy latte, and be on first name terms with the barista.
It’s fucking tough up north London.
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People like Ms Butteredbum are simply professional agitators.
Cruising the tv networks and coming up with the exact opposite of what most believe to piss people like us off.
Basically, what the BBC do at a corporate level.
Young Benji is indeed a cunt. Something he’d probably be secretly proud of. He’s done his job.
And he looks like a young Denis Thatcher with those glasses.
Mind you, I don’t think they’d accept the likes of him at Denis’s golf club.
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Absolutely right Field Marshal – a professional agitator. Although as MNC notes above, I think he is trying to find a way back from some of his earlier ludicrous views.
All Benji Butteredbum really thinks about is his pocket …
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…which has a hole in the bottom so that he can stroke his cock in public.
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Is that so very wrong?
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Well that depends Steamy. If it’s outside the infant school gates at going home time…
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Butters worth more for the Bent where lubrication is concerned.
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It’s weird when you hear somebody say that they think Labour and Sir Keir are doing a decent job.
It’s almost like you’re talking to some cunt with 2 heads from another dimension.
My brother in law tried it with me a few months ago whilst also trying to tell me that Axel Rudukanooboo was indeed a Welsh choirboy.
I think that after laughing in his face for 10 minutes solid, he knew that I knew he was a cunt once and for all.
Just like Benji Butterbean.
Good morning and a Happy Father’s Day to all the father’s amongst you.
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Thanks for the congratulations Hermy. More than I’ve received from my pair whose homes I maintain and whose motor cars I maintain, service, tax and insure and to whom I “lend” money regularly.
While I was typing this the elder phoned to say she is witnessing a punch-up in a filling station in Torquay. No mention of Father’s Day.
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Happy to help arfur.
Being underappreciated is a common theme with kids pal.
My daughter left me dangling until about dinnertime with her message but at least it arrived I suppose.
It always puzzles me with kids in so much as that the more you do or have always done, the more you’re taken for granted.
Where as sometimes the lousiest of parents can be placed on a pedestal.
There’s a fat fish wife who lives near me with about 7 grown up lads.
She absolutely dragged those poor little bastards up in abject poverty yet they all seem to worship her now.
Bit like the pikey’s I suppose.
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Really sorry to hear that arfur. You clearly deserve a much better thought.
Just spent the afternoon with my daughter drinking the ale she brought me and looking forward to the fresh donuts that she also brought that will go down a treat with tomorrow’s breakfast with fresh coffee …
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My daughter’s not long just left, after giving my gift and card, and sitting drinking tea and eating the wife’s excellent home made Victoria Sponge.
As good a Father’s Day afternoon as you could wish for.
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This could have been linked to the last nom, pride doesn’t come cheap, for Ben Boy it does, he looks fucking cheap, good job he is a shit stabbing cunt because there is no way he could have pulled a bird
In another life he would have been an Incel
His opinions matter not other than to the dinner party group with likes of that other badly dressed twat Jonathan Lis.
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I just have visions of Benny Bumboy and John Rentoul, both great Labour lovers sitting down to have a wank over pictures of Kweer in his football shorts. I have just realised that Benny looks not unlike Darren Jones with his grandad glasses, and curly hair. Rent-a-tool appears on Talk TV every Friday morning at 7 a.m. to make excuses to Mike Graham about the current weeks dire Labour fuck-ups, and when he has run out of excuses he giggles like a 12 year old schoolgirl.
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I suggest that the effeminate Buttocksmirk fuck off and take his bucket sized leaking anus with him.
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I bet this little fucker was persecuted and ragged mercilessly in his youth.
If any person was perfect split the kipper and head down the bog fodder, then it’s him.
And, as for girls? I bet they hazed and laughed at him viciously. Naturally, this has left Benji Boy an emotional cripple.
Buggeredworth is the archetypal liberal leftie ‘But.. But’ woke sodomite made to order. They have him on TV as an ‘alternative voice’. As in alternative to intelligent and informative. The fact that this squealing sausage jockey thinks that fiction and fictional characters are ‘real’ sums up his mental capacity. That shite about the ‘murder’ by the ‘trannie’ was pure comedy.🤣
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Benjamin Buggeredworth’s classmates must also have had a hoot of a time at trips to the swimming baths.🏊
Seeing the little lad exploding in a fit of rage, as his trunks are lobbed down the toilet. The howls of laughter, as a couple of bigger lads hold little Benji back as he screams in a red faced tearful tantrum.🤣
Quite obvious that this little shit was made for such shenanigans.
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It was pure comedy indeed Norman. He was smugly pontificating about how Joe Public would naturally conflate a disguised criminal with a trans because we’re all pigshit thick, when sexy Susie Reid asked him if he’d actually even read the book. Of course he hadn’t, the little cockhead. But he still felt that he could go after Rowling anyway, because naturally in his little woke head, JK MUST have been having a go at trannies.
Rowling would probably eat the little cunt alive if they came face to face.
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That picture…
There are ways to improve that face…
Doc Marten’s
Cricket Bat
Hammer
CS Gas
Lit stick of T.N.T in the gob.🧨
ISAC in no way condones or encourages violence of any kind. Blah Blah and all that.😉
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@norm….loved to have had him with us on our travels around the grounds in the 70’s/80’s as a punchbag for opposition fans to get their first dig in 😂…oi,oi
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The noise alone from the Stretford End, the Kippax, the Gallowgate, the Kop or the Shed would have made him shit his pants on the spot, Gelderd.
And, Butterwortth at 70s or 80s Leeds? He’d turn into a blob of liquid that would have to be cleaned up.🤣
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Bet he’s got monkeypox.
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Is he the bastard son of Fat Reg?
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Smug condescending cunt who never gets near to a man who can clench a fist if they ain’t biting a pillow at the same time.
Of course he wants a world full of weak soy boys, it’s the only kind of world he can survive in.
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Benjamin Butternuts is Walter the Softy from the Beano in humanoid form.
Allergies, mummy issues and woke.
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He also reminds me of Cedric Soft from ‘The Bacons’ in ‘Viz’ LL
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OT but anyone heard anything about our Britain first government keeping an eye on Iranian citizens in the UK legally or illegally?
Or will it be a case of ‘no one could have possibly seen that coming’, when it inevitably happens?
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Wood chipper treatment feet first for the mincing arsebandit.
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Full swing 14lb er in the face.
Irrelevant nauseous cunt.
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Definitely “bullying” material. What fun could you have tormenting this twat at school..
The Biro dart pipe would be my weapon of choice on this teacher’s pet….!
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The dreadful little cunt just needs a dose of reality,camel jockey style..
Drop the cunt into Baghdad.
It’s “lived experiences” from that moment on would be quite entertaining I dare say.
If it survives to return to these shores,immediate Oven.
Good afternoon.
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Is it just me or does benji look like one of those awful Ant and Dec twats.
Obviously not the one that can land jets on his forehead.
Who are definitely a pair of quares also.
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Sorry OT but this hilariously cringe..
https://x.com/LeoKearse/status/1933842748223975882?s=19
“Allow us to march to falestine”
My respect for the Welsh is at all time low.
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‘I have never seen or experienced anything like it’.
Clearly Dafydd hasn’t been to Merthyr recently.
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Proper haircut that on the welsh lad.
Chewed by fuckin goats.
Fuck off Blackadder
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I love the faces of the Egyptian police..
Can we kick fuck out of him yet.
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I see he says he is a nurse. Male nurses, are I believe, a bit like interior designers, ballet dancers and ladies hairdressers.
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I bet Benjamin loves to smear butter around his nuts and encourage his gay playmate to greedily lick it off.
Enjoy the image if you are just about to sit down to a Sunday roast dinner. 😋
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Has he had a partial face transplant?
Hold a piece of paper against the header pic. His left side looks like a different person from the right side.
I know we all have asymmetric faces, but surely not that dissimilar?
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Bells palsy.
Caught from unwashed bellends.
Or a stroke.
From stroking unwashed pant pythons
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You seen your daughters today JP?
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Sunday dinner, and very nice it was, too!
Been a cracker of a day, so win-win.
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