Or, Chinkies (Infiltrating Snooker)
It was only a matter of time, wasn`t it cunters?
Slowly, but surely, the `Yellow Peril` infiltrating itself into the game that used to be played only by gentleman and God. *
Yes, a record number of them have qualified to play in the World Championship this year, and it`ll only increase year on year.
Now, I have nothing really against this untrustworthy diaspora of yellow ballers, but the thing is, your average Chink does not actually possess any natural talent or humiliation/respect for the game.
It`s the same with classical music; sure they can play all the right notes (in the right order), but behind those slitty shark eyes there is … well, nothing. A total vacuum of soul or emotion. Just the desire to be technically excellent. A machine. So fucking what? And then what next?
The game used to be so full of genuine joyous characters:
■ Ray (The Green Baize Vampire) Reardon.
■ Terry (I`m Welsh, Isn`t It) Griffiths.
■ Cliff (The `Grinder`) Thorburn.
■ Steve (Not Actually Interesting At All Twat) Davis.
■ Alex (Cocaine-fuelled, Hurricane) Higgins.
And of course, who could forget lager [sic] than life `Big` Bill Werbeniuk who famously drank 42 pints in one match, split his trousers on TV and lost all his money …
… in the days when the game was sponsored by massive tobacco companies and all the players got free cartons of fags chain-smoking maybe 80-100 per session. Whether they smoked or not.
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And while we`re on it, what about our more swarthy brethren? Well, ex-pro black African Rory McLeod said “Snooker has done nothing for black people” …
Ah, right – so once again it`s all our fault for not helping poor Sooty attain fame and fortune. So, how about going down to the local snooker hall, potting a few balls and practise honing your talent? Instead of listening to jungle sounds, pimping and flogging class-A drugs to your fellow lazy-arsed slobs of wasted DNA?
The times, cunters, are a-changing. For the fucking worst.
* However, there is billiards which is still played by gentlemen. And God.
Oh, and pool for our more simple colonial friends.
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I’ve loved snooker since I was a lad and seeing those five foot slitty eyed locusts at the Woeld Championship was akin to seeing a darkıe walking in the Lake District.
And let’s remind ourselves of the biggest issue surrounding the chınky players: corruption and syndicated betting.
All the dog eaters are utterly corrupt and will do what high ranking criminals and the CCP tell them to do.
Seeing that yellow bastard winning the championship with his soulless playing was despicable, especially as he was immediately handed a large chınky flag.
At least the tiddlywınks are never going to trouble the World’s Strongest Man competition.
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Didn’t that cunt John Higgins also get done for some sort of gambling fix?
I know that there was once a white, fat cunt playing who is now banned for life for throwing matches he had gambled on.
It’s not just the yellow bastards that are at it.
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Stephen Lee was your fat white cunt and obnoxious Aussie cunt Quentin Han was another.
I think Han may have been banned for life but I’m sure Lee is now back playing.
I don’t think Higgins went the whole hog with the match fixing but I think he’d agreed to consider it. Or something like that.
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You made me laugh Sam. You did know that a jaundiced lad won the world title at snooker. I was glad due to disliking the mono eyebrow of the bigheaded cockney cunt.
The other thing mentioned was blacks playing the game. Too many colours for them. I suggest they play pool, only they can’t swim, but wish they would give it a go just for my sake.
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Hasn’t snooker been banned for being racist..
That white ball bashing into the yellow,brown and black.
Sounds like white supremacy to me..
Isn’t snooker just golf for lazy people.
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Has anyone bothered to check if they are robots?
A Chińky Terminator Steve “Boring” Davis is enough to give any snooker enthusiasts the shîts.
How awful.
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I totally agree with the late Duke of Edinburgh – “don’t stay too long or you’ll end up getting slitty eyed”. I don’t want Mark Selby to start going yellow and eating flied lice. The cunt who won a week or so back had recently served a suspension for game fixing – typical Chink behaviour.
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The rinkydinks should stick to their own sports like table tennis and badminton where they can fire shuttlecocks and ping pong balls at each other with their yellow noodle-like arms. I remember North Korea in one of the World Cups they qualified for and it was like watching a bunch of under-14s playing because they were so small and undernourished.
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Over a billion chínkzillas on the planet and they can’t find 11 people for a footy team.
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Chinky cunts suggest only 2 things to my mind when they’re mentioned.
Unabashed, wanton animal cruelty, and Covid.
Fuck each and every one of the cunts.
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The problem is that snooker is a very difficult game to play at a high standard.
It takes years of tedious practice for many hours every day.
That doesn’t suit the young generation who are looking for instant reward.
Nobody new is coming into the game.
The commentators are still going on about the ‘class of 98’ as if it was yesterday.
The chínkíés are prepared to put the hours in.
They will take over.
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I blame Ronnie O’Sullivan.
He’s more popular in China than egg flied lice.
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Ping & Pong did exactly the same to table tennis.
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Odd bunch the Chinese. On the one hand they are taking over formerly non Chinese sport, they even have a passable heavyweight boxer nowadays, on the other hand they define Islam as a mental illness to be treated.
No one is all bad i guess.
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Starmer – Gooks – Islam and a once proud UK sliding down the toilet.
Join the dots.
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Next thing they’ll be chalking a Nine-dash line on the baize and water cannoning any opponent who tries to play inside it, the corrupt and world domination seeking Bond villain cunts.
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Rory would probably play a lot better without that giant chip on his shoulder it’s quite obviously hampering his cue action or perhaps he’s also to busy with da strong bush affecting his vision 😆 seen better players at the local club… he’s quite high up at whining though 👍…as for the rinkys they’re on a spring roll it seems…bring back pot ⚫
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Pocket billiards for one hand is very popular. Especially for lady friends when sat next to you on a bus. I’ve cut the pocket out of many a decent trouser leg.
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Meaning inside the bus for more of you pedantic mobile phone users.
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The slit-eyed who won the world championship had been banned for a couple of years for being part of a betting and match fixing ring.
I did laugh, the cunts called Tingtong 😂
Not really, it’s Xintong but close enough.
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Untrustworthy Kitchen sinks.Full Chinese oven please UT
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Steady lads, don’t forgot they are chums of the treasonous cunt Stoma.
He as now given them the Chagos islands, signed up to the Chinese run WHO lockdown plan.
Beware before you get 31 months for saying ” I am going down the Chinky”.
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Course the split links are good at snooker.
A cue is basically just a large chopstick at the end of the day.
Plus they see the table differently.
A more ‘horizontal’ perspective.
Like peeping through venetian blinds.
Why the japs made good snipers in WW2.
The filthy. Bastards.
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They can see you coming from the side without moving their heads.
“You could blindfold these cunts with dental floss”
~ Dice Clay ~
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Is it because they is yellow?
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Keep a slit eye out for upcoming chinese snooker prodigy Snoo ka lu pi.
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I wonder if they have a Chinky version of Big Break with a slanty eyed John Virgo playing for prizes like a minibreak accompanied by a government approved minder.
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Ahh the Chinese, a great bunch of lads.
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Besides their questionable gambling practices, we could learn a lot from the Chinese.
Such as, putting our own country first, not giving a hoot about globalist agendas or carbon emissions, using every last piece of every animal for food, impressively low tolerance of crime.
Oh, and stunning women, you’ll rarely see a fat one.
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‘And that’s a bad miss’ ..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Utxu7pI8CeU&pp=ygUVTWl0Y2hlbGwgd2ViYiBzbm9va2Vy
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The rinky dink who won the world snooker championship was suspended for so many months (can’t remember how long) however he did not get done for taking part, he got done for ‘knowing it was happening’ Mark king is banned for 5 yrs for ‘throwing’ a match john higgins got fuck all even though he was secretly filmed offering to throw a match for cash. the game is corrupt as fuck now.
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