Sir Keir Starmer [35]

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Sir Keir Sellout

Hands up if you think that our beloved (sic) PM Sir Keir Starmer is an utterly monumental cunt. Mmm let’s see now, Fifty million and one, fifty million and two…
Just when you thought that this Saturn-sized cockhead couldn’t turn into an even bigger cunt, he expands into one the size of Jupiter.

I’m sure you’ll all remember this gold-plated Remainer’s pathetic attempts to convince us that he was a born-again Brexiteer. Well anyone daft enough to fall for that will no doubt be disillusioned as the details of the deal to ‘reset’ our relations with the EU emerge.

For instance, there’s something called the Youth Mobility Scheme, a visa route for under-35s that will set the stage for millions of new migrants. It will be lauded as reciprocal of course, but there appears to be no cap on numbers, and who’d want to bet against there being many more arrivals on our shores than departures? Freedom of movement through the back door, it seems.

Then we’ll apparently see easier access to EU markets for UK food prducers. Good huh? Er… no. The UK will once more become bound by EU food standards, with the European Court of Justice holding sway.

Then there’s the question of fishing rights, a totemic issue during Brexit. European boats (esp French cunts) already have huge access to our waters, but Sir Surrender will now apparently give agreed access until 2038 to get this ‘reset’ over the line.

I venture to suggest that as more details emerge, the worse this deal will look, particularly once the small print is scrutinised. There doesn’t appear to be any deal on the return of migrants, for example, or any prospect of one. Our ability to negotiate trade deals with other countries, particularly the US, may well become more difficult. And again, we’ll become law-takers, and subject to ECJ jurisdiction, with no say in the creation of regulations. Still, Parliament will be able to rubber-stamp them, I suppose.

A new deal then? Looks more like the makings of a cave-in to me, and even more sinister, the start of Labour’s process to sneak us back into the EU. Arise Sir Keir Sellout, Order of the Supreme Cunt.

The Sun.

Editorial Addition by Night Admin:
Just when you thought the UK couldn’t run out of any more money, here’s a deal which nobody voted for that’ll cost the UK £101M per year for….wait for it….99 years.

BBC News.

The Times.

Nominated by : Ron Knee

63 thoughts on “Sir Keir Starmer [35]”

  1. He is also in the process of giving up the Falklands for a Argentinian rent boy.

    Gibraltar for a barbary macaque, as a replacement foreign secretary..

    And Jersey and Guernsey just for shits and giggles.

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    • Morning BZ…why couldn’t Starmer, just for once, be patriotic?
      Surely there are any number of proper English faģgoty rent boys willing to plough the P.M’s sloppy furrow?
      No need for yet more foreigners.

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      • Morning Thomas, Rodney would be worried that a english rent boy could be far right. And the fat quare would probably love getting railed by one.

      • Rodney’s idea of rough trade would probably be Wes Streeting, he might be made up heavier than Eddie Izzard but he was born in the East End

  4. The full scale of his cuntitude is yet to be seen.

    The first PM in my lifetime to empty prisons just to fill them again with people who don’t agree with him. If it was Russia the left would be bleating about political prisoners.

    Back under the jackboot of the EU with none of the benefits.

    Coming for every penny he can take from you.

    This cunt will burn in hell but he is taking us all with him.

    I despise Starmer, not just his politics, his very essence.

    Rumour has it Angie is plotting to take his job, can you imagine the one person who’s probably substantially worse becoming PM?

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  5. How the fuck did the position of Prime Minister come to this?
    We’ve gone from Boris (an utter cunt, obviously, but at least he was proper English) to that dozy bird (temporarily) to a fucking bud-bud ding-ding to an out and out communist and not very well closeted bender.
    Jesus wept.

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  6. The international criminal court said we had to give back the islands to some other island in a deal that will cost us £100 million a year for 90 years. Fuck me eu surrender two tier what a bargain. Just thought who the fuck are the international criminal court? What crimes did the U.K. commit in these islands? This is a fucking joke. All the pensioners have been culled, small businesses crippled, highest energy costs in the universe cos of repeated wank government policy. Hey what the fuck it’s only £100 million plus a year. What could we do with that little amount?

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  8. It is beyond belief the lengths Starmer will go to in avoiding the actual issues in the UK.

    A trade deal with the US, actually nothing other than no tariffs on Steel and reduced tariffs on cars
    A trade deal with India, no fucking idea
    A deal with the EU, surrender and back doors opening (no pun intended)

    The Chagos deal, so many issues on that one, no account taken of the indigenous people, the fear of international courts finding against the UK and the Yanks who don’t care as long as they can use the base on Diego Garcia.
    I do wonder about the reports that the UK/Yanks have to inform the Mauritius government of any military action takes from Diego Garcia, let’s see how that works.

    In all of the above there is a lack of backbone while pretending they are acting in the best interest of the UK, meanwhile back in the real world of UK nothing has improved at all and most things have gotten worse.
    The headlines of legal immigration has halved to 460,000, well deep fucking joy, remove all the zeros and it may be worth talking about.
    The cunt boats are at record levels, despite Starmer saying they are deporting record numbers of people who shouldn’t be here but refuses to put a real number of boat cunts kicked out.

    We are TRUELY fucked

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  9. There isn’t a single redeeming feature about this cunt, which I’ve never seen before even Stalin and Mugabe had charisma and presence, he’s almost completely robotic in movement and thought!

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    • Yeah that Mugabe was a right character., as long as you were Shona and agreed with him. Bit short on economic policy, very strong views on arse pirates as Madame tatchell found out when he tried a citizens arrest on him.. very impressed by the speed and moves of his bodyguards. Bit of North Korean training.

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  10. This ubercunt has even replaced Tony ‘Son of Satan’ Blair as my no 1 cunt of all time. Absolutely an eleven out of ten on the cuntometer.

    In his short time as PM, he’s sold out our pensioners. He’s sold out the WASPI women, energy consumers, small businesses, the farmers, and now his biggest sellout, the Brexit voter, and naturally our fishermen with it (and naturally, we’re handing over billions to Brussels once more for the privilege of Sellout being bent over and royally rogered by the EU).

    Starmer is a snivelling, lying, two faced, treacherous, cowardly rat. Christ only knows who he’ll fuck over next. In case I haven’t already made it clear, let me state that loathe this creepy, despicable cunt more than words could ever say.

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    • Morning Ron.

      He’s started selling out his own Ministers, as the alleged u-turn on heating allowances would seem to show. I shouldn’t imagine helmet-head is too pleased about that, even if the details of who will get what and when have yet to be revealed.

      I won’t be holding my breath.

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  11. The only good thing regarding the Chagos sellout is that not many of those annual payments will be made before Sir Kweer is six foot underground, providing food for the maggots – about the only useful “work” the flabby faced coward will ever do.

    As regards the EU – I guess he has been sucking Macron’s dick again (a more profitable exercise than doing it to two penniless Ukrainian male models.

    I honestly, genuinely believe that – with the possible exception of Miliband the nutter – that nobody else could do as bad a job as that motherfucker. People were scared of Corbyn, they are scared of Dirty Ange, but could they REALLY do much more damage than Kweer has done?. I think it is time he “came out” of the Cabinet.

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    • Another possible similarity between the two is that both have form on the subject of cottaging, but so far only one has been caught.

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  13. He’s a globalist WEF puppet who doesn’t believe in the Nation State. He even said he prefers Davos to Westminster in a rare, unguarded moment of honesty. Every other word he has uttered has been a bare-faced lie.

    Understand that and then it all starts to make sense. Everything he does is designed to weaken and ultimately destroy Britain from within. So he encourages mass immigration by cancelling Rwanda and doing sod all about the illegal invaders, he allows millions of Indians to work here without paying NI, and he allows uncontrolled entry for under-35s and their dependents from the EU.

    He’s destroying farming, fishing and our oil, gas and energy-dependent industries. He’s freezing the elderly. He won’t allow a national enquiry into the Rape Gang scandal. The judiciary are in his pocket, administering 2 tier justice. He indulges overgrown schoolboy Millibrain with billions for his big boy’s toys which are destroying the environment and killing our energy and food security. His useless complaints girl is taxing us to oblivion and we get less and less for our money.

    As well as the Chagos surrender he quietly signed the WHO Pandemic Treaty this week, which no one seems to have noticed. This gives an unelected, unaccountable foreign quango the right to lock down the country instead of the elected Government of the day.

    The cunt knows he’ll only get one term, so he’s implementing a scorched earth policy to leave the next Government an impossible task of repairing what’s left of the UK in 4 years. And it’s noticeable that he’s gone into overdrive with it all as if his past is about to catch up with him. I’ll leave to others the subject of Ukrainian rent boys.

    Sorry, that was a bit lengthy, but my hatred for this cunt is visceral and I need the catharsis.

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    • Oh well said my son!

      I’d add that even the cunt’s manner is agin him. He pathetically tries to put on a show of gravitas, but he quacks in a manner reminiscent of John Major, and his ‘serious’ expression is always one of a man who’s been baking a shit for a week or more.

      He could always get ‘CUNT’ tatooed on his forehead, but he wouldn’t be telling us anything we haven’t already known for years.

      Keir Sellout; political hologram.

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    • An unbeatable summation Mr Twatt.

      That our political system has shat out this lying coward,technocratic traitor and vermin loving cunt to sit atop the Westminster dung heap is both utterly appropriate and yet also unsettling.

      There is a very great deal of mither brewing.

      Good.

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  16. Q. How many rent boys does it take to burn down Kier’s house?
    A. As many as can be shoved into his passage way.

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  17. It shows what a clueless walloper he is, when the talks about him being ousted for the peaceful cum receptacle angie.

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  18. There is no human emotion, no flicker of humanity or empathy, just soulless. When you see him at PMQ’s he is sat there in battery saving mode viewing everything in infrared and accessing threat levels from the opposition benches. Its like he was sent from the future, his mission objective to overturn Brexit one EU diktat at a time. Just needs The Terminator theme music, the cunt.

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  19. Stalin Starmer is due a trip to Unkle T’s special heater.Monumental cock.I wish his mum swallowed his dad’s jizz.☹️

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  20. Sir Keir Starmer isn’t one to make a lot of noise, he works away quietly in the background and gets things done. And his latest triumph is to re-negotiate Brexit, something that needed doing since the monumental cock-up performed by the Conservatives, which didn’t come as any surprise because they managed to make a balls-up of just about everything else too. This was recognized by the electorate in 2024 and the Labour party swept into power in a landslide victory. It was understandable when the whole country heaved a sigh of relief after fourteen years of Tory misrule. I expect Sir Keir to go from strength to strength and look forward to him consolidating his position around 2029.

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  21. I had a nightmare last night.

    I dreamt that the front doorbell rang. I opened it only to see that it was Sir Kweer, wearing a Pride lanyard, keffiyeh and high visibility elf and safety donkey jacket (all the clothing symbols of everything that’s gone wrong in this country). He spoke and said – “Hi. I’m from the government and I’m here to help”.

    I woke up screaming.

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  22. I hope this lying traitorous ulcerous corrosive vermin gets his just desserts in some petrol station off the M62…

    ‘You know you’ve been Benito’d…’

    And Ange can join him. Hung by her knickers.

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  23. I reckon after he’s finished, this cunt will have done more damage to the UK than Hitler and his Luftwaffe ever did.

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    • Indeed.

      Our PM at the time had a spine, and wasn’t going to let Hitler get his invasion force across the Channel.

      Shame the same can’t be said about our Keir (and his Tory predecessors, come to that).

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