EMERGENCY CUNTING 🚨
India and Pakistan are at each others throats, not that I care a jot about that – unless the nuclear option happens. I’m more concerned that we have 1.6 million Pakistanis and 1.9 million Indians in the U.K. (that’s two big city’s worth – needs a cunting in itself that one) and how long before:
A) we have the predicted blood on our streets, in schools etc.
B) ‘Passport Britains’ go off to get involved and are either captured, hurt or injured causing our weak PM no end of him posturing and getting us embroiled in it all. Not to mention there would, again, be riots on our streets. Diversity is our strength, or so we are told.
Nominated by : Fortress Cuntimus
Bud bud ding ding, tickets please One to Bradford, one to Leeds
One to Heckmondwyke if you please
Bud bud ding ding, tickets please
Smelly brown bastards, let’s hope they wipe each other out with as least damage to wildlife as possible.
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Several underwhelming pictures from pakistan showing bombed buildings. Some of them still looked in better condition than half the unbombed buildings nearby.
They defiantly say they’re going to rebuild. As good as before. *Better* even.
I expect shares in corrugated sheeting to do okay out of this.
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Morning Cuntemall, maybe an errant Trident missile could be launched ‘accidentally’ from a submarine stationed in the Irish Sea and destroy most of Bradford.
We could just blame the curry-wallahs.
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Good in theory, Thomas, but I see Trident is Boeing-manufactured.
Could hit anywhere BUT the targeted shithole.Still gonna take a few untermensch(even honky ones)out wherever it may land these days, so not all bad, but still…
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(Good morning, btw 😬)
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Perhaps it’s why Starmski’s letting into the UK more Indians. There probably a better deterrent to the medieval cousin shagging mudslimes than our own people..
When the Muslims attack them and kill/rape their citizens, they respond/retaliate..!
Starmski’s Bolsheviks won’t even have a fucking enquiry…☠️
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It’s just a ‘dog whistle’ issue to Labour.
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It will be interesting to see how the fatsos “engage” with the approaching bloodbath. Police & Crime Commissioners will need go on courses to expand their lexicon of platitudes, and practice hand-wringing. Of course, in Reform held areas, the insurrections will be put down with extreme prejudice.
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The only Kashmir worth anything was led zeps 🎸….hope it kicks off in englandistan and they sort each other out 🥊…oops forgot it would be 🔪🗡️💣😵💫…our 🏳️🌈 police are going to get some 👟🏃♂️ practice in 👀
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If they kick off big time it will kick off here, hopefully wipe each other out, here as well.
Fucking Muslim MPs banging on about Gaza and building an airport in Pakistan, all cunts.
Pakistan have vowed to retaliate for the missiles fired by India and did 10 rupees worth of damage.
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More like made 1,000,000 rupees worth of improvements!
I hope the cunts wipe each other out before we get shitloads of “refugees” coming over here for some more cultural enrichment.
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Indifference to either bunch(es) of cunts aside, … I rewatched War Book since mentioning it recently.
If it kicks off proper, there would of course – as fucking always – be global negative repercussions for Joe & Josephine Everyman.
And to me it’s the equivalent to if 2 rival knackers go brawling in the street in a city 100 miles from ‘your’ house. I hope the fuckers manage to kill each other if I’m forced to give an opinion, but otherwise why the fuck should it affect my existence one iota?
The backwards cunts.
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Come on laddy buck get your scimitars sharpened and show them what wars all about.
Send them to kali the six armed goddess of death and no mistake men sahib.
Nice war then curry for tea by jove.
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Morning, MNC. I wonder if they still drink Camp coffee over there? If so, it will be a hangover from the Raj and too many chota pegs!
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Morning 20,👍
Oh ive no doubt they do!
Look wistfully at the picture on the jar and pine for the good old days of British rule when they were part of the Empire 🇬🇧
Day’s of the Railway’s,cricket, crochet on beautiful lawns, polo,
Washing your arse and hands after a Tom Tit,
Tea in fine china.
They loved it.
That speccy nappy wearing cunt Gandhi spoilt it for everyone.
Little anorexic wifebeater.
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Croquet.
Not crochet.
Doubt narinda sadu and gopal saddhu could knit?
By jove (head wobble)
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I think India will win this one with their superior weaponry of heat-Sikhing missiles.
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I don’t get it…
Lol!
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I`d like a Kashmiri curry please, 2 chapatis and a mixed vegetable pilau rice.
🍛
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Oh ghee!
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Diane Abbott stands in solidarity with the people of Cashmere.
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I support the opening of recruitment offices in Batley, Bradford, Burnley and all similar places of fly-blown squalor so that they all fuck off abroad to knock seven shades of shit out of each other….. and I wouldn’t let a single one of them back in. Get fucked, the lot of you.
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If it does kick off here you can guarantee our media outlets will try their very best to smother the story. Aided and abetted by old bill, of course.
Any white persons in the vicinity will get the blame and a royal kicking and swift justice from the fatso’s,
That said, I’d be more than happy to see it happen.
Just keep out of the way, whitey.
I’ve always seen Indians as mostly industrious types.
Park keys? Well, we all know what they’re mostly like.
They’ll be the ones to kick off first.
Mob handed and bladed of course.
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If the nation and people of paki-stan want one single modicum of an iota less disrespect from me (albeit brief, I imagine), .. then there is one route to that.
Flatten the Taj Mahal. Show the world some flapping fabric-roofing and extra-bollocksed Tata’s broken down by the roadside ain’t gonna cut the mustard any more glitz & glamour wise. Up your fucking ‘war’ game, folks. Shit or get off the pot. Or off of the communal-shitting bridge, of course.
I would give a reciprocal example the other way around but cannot think of a single thing *worth* a rocket or two on the other side of things.
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Looks like a damp squib after all.
Most disappointing,why the hopeless smelly cunts can’t bring themselves to have a full scale war is beyond me.
War is back in fashion again,get cracking you dirty bastárds,flatten each other..
Oh and hopefully destroy the disgusting myth of British “multiculturalism” to smithereens once and for all with your inate displays of feral mob savagery.
Goat’s Head Oven.
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I personally have never been able to tell the two sides appart. Like Bolshevics & Menshevics they all look the same to me.
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One side smells of poo whilst the other stinks of shit.
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My grandad was very impressed by the tailors of India.
A made to measure linen suit in 24hrs!
Ive a picture of him wearing it.
A young man.
Happy to see the world and different cultures and ethnicities,
And shoot them.
He said he had a pet monkey whilst serving in India.
Although he was a bit of a bullshitter when telling stories to a 7yr old openmouthed MNC.
He wasnt much of a zoologist come to think of it,
Was probably a street urchin.
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My grandad was stationed in India around 1900 as a young soldier. They looked after the Indians & the Indians looked after them. He would get shaved by one of the servants with a cut throat razor. So trust was essential.
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That means after the war there would be 0 park keys and 300,000 injuns to run corner shops. Result.
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No doubt the begging bowls will be out shortly, if they’re not already.
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Could you donate for me JP?
Im a bit strapped for cash at the moment.
Just add mine alongside your donation.
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I’d like to ask, if they decide to annihilate each other with their nuclear weapons, do we have anything to worry about regarding nuclear fallout, or are they far enough away that we won’t be affected?
i can’t think of anything else that might interest me.
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No problem, Mis.
I’ve donated the usual.
2 French centimes and an Egyptian coin worth about an old ha’penny.
An old ha’penny.
3 buttons ( one wooden but not vintage)
Two safety pins, one bent.
A hairgrip.
A used second class postage stamp.
And because I’m a generous soul, I just put your name on the envelope!
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Just drop a big fucking nuke on Islamabad and fuck the muzzies to hell.
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I’ve just fucked the present lot off and these will follow. All in a days work.
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The nuke threat is a huge issue. Otherwise who would give a fuck?
Afternoon all.
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Pakistan, its inhabitants and its diaspora, are a rotting, infested sore on the arsehole of humanity.
Horrible kiddy fiddling, goat bothering, carpet kissing bastards
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Indian’s? Don’t they still live in Wig Wams?
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So the scalping was for insulation purposes. Now I get it!
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Every flight to Pakistan must be fully booked so the smelly cunts can get back and defend their homeland.
Right?
Wrong. There are no underage white girls or welfare handouts in Pakistan.
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