Notwithstanding reporting on all manner of depraved African pantomimes and feral chaos at every turn,it reads like a pîss take by Ali G( before he became a woke snowflake)..
“We dey watch in brief for di family of di deceased. We no dey here for di defendant and dis na serious mata of national importance and we dey here to see say dem do justice.”
What a treat,like reading a transcript of David Lammy’s latest Cabinet meeting.
Fortunately it’s all paid for by taxation fuck your winter Fuel payments,pay for a lunatic with a bone through its nose to give you the “news”..
Hopefully Sam Beau is available to clarify the mess..
Nominated by Unkle Terry.
Jokes.DEFUND AUNTIE BEEB.LIEBOUR SCUM OFF OUR STREETS!🤬🤬
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Listening to BBC Pidgin is actually a simulator to tell if you’re having a stroke!
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Stop the pidgin,
Stop the pidgin,
Stop the pidgin,
Howwwwwww
Nab him,jab him,tab him,grab him, stop that pidgin nowwww 🎵….raaas 🥥
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That’s fucking hilarious!
Who taught them, Idi Amin?
Stupid cunts.
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The Lammy School of Linguistics (Principal : Dawn Butler) Come on down and sign up, baby, innit – you dig?
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Dis pidgin shit, u cunt mek itup.
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The BBC assume that the Ns that this is aimed at can actually read or write, I doubt the cunts would recognise the words they speak init.
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Bejaysus. That’s mad meta-stereotyping that is, so it is. You’d have pure craic reading it at the same time, after a couple of scoops begorrah.
Potatoes!
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Fucking gremlin leprechauns put that in the wrong spot, Soi… the mischievous wee cunts!
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Mud ut tu cell. Nig dot cum.
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If I may add some further clarity..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9SII0KYZHuM&list=PLajyiGz4JeyOQE_Elqfh6-zeDYkUwrrxc&index=5&pp=iAQB
Fuck me,what a Set of Di Cunts.
Good morning.
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Facking smegwits
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Fuck me. Western civilisation peaked with the Victorians. It’s been in steady decline ever since, and what’s left of its rotting carcass is being picked at by vermin.
👹🧐🇬🇧
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3rd World Britain at it’s best…!
Hundreds of years of education down the fucking toilet of appeasing DIVERSITY…!
Makes me fucking fume…🤬
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Is that what they speak in Daktari?
Good morning, everyone.
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Da BBC eat da poo poo.
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Couldn`t find a BBC-Geordie, but then I haven`t got why-i Player, y`bugger man.
Perhaps Mr Twatt could shed some light?
🤨
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Testing: nig
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No asky me Sam, I gone full pidgin nig now.
Iz cool innit.
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🐖
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Not sure the language barrier is totally fixed…. I’d been holding out to see what sentence(if any) the 2 little zero-worth cunts would get for throwing that big heavy chair thing from a mall balcony in Westfield, at their court case on May 5th .. which had been set for weeks. The pointless cunts could’ve killed someone, broken necks, flattened a pushchair.
However.
“…. the hearing had to be adjourned because interpreters had not been booked for both sets of parents, who had attended court as appropriate adults to support their sons”.
Isn’t there a Google speech to text to speech translator available at the touch of a button, you dozy collection of cunts? More wasted time, more wasted funds …
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Could Uncle Terry oven them for free, on a first come, first served basses ?
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The entire corporation requires Full Oven Sammy.
Very Full Oven,with Lenny “da rayceests” Henry on top..
Oh and his cousin,Gary “apartheid” Lineker.
Dear me,festering boils on Britain’s arse.
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If you need any help Terry, The Bottom Inspectors are on hand.
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Pop them all in your Industrial sized oven Unk
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I pay di licence, if licence to kill.
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Fucking hell, how patronising can the BBC get?
If I were a nig I’d take them to court for racial aggravation.
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And you’d win tens of thousands. Just have to be brazen enough to go for it, is all.
Incidentally your wording reminded me I knew a guy years ago that used to call Eskimos ‘ignigs’…
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Pidgin as been around for years! Where the fuck have you been??
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I’m all for this, but the complete restructure needs to be followed through.
Defund the BBC, sell off Broadcasting House and relocate the savage- loving Quislings to a mud-hut located slap bang on the roundabout leading to the Rotherhithe tunnel approach (southern end).
That’ll learn them and fuck off.
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This excellent nom. explains why MOBO means Mumbo-jumbo Of Black Origin. I always felt it had fuck all to do with music because if that shit’s music my arse goes grouse shooting.
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They call it “Pidgin” but really this level of command of the language is what you would expect from a three-year-old. The shocking thought is that for the adults who speak this way English is their first and usually only language.
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Come on. Be fair. Londoners deserve their own channel.
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Thick, ignorant cunts.
I don’t care if English is not their first language, whenever you learn another language it’s not just the words, it’s also the pronunciation.
If you try to pronounce words in any foreign language and use the wrong emphasis then nobody will understand you.
These fuckers have no intention of fitting in.
They want to form their own ghettos with their own way of speaking.
And the fucking BBC are facilitating them.
Learn how to communicate in English or fuck off.
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Romeo an’ dat ho Juliet
Lenny Henry da fift’
Di dope merchant of dat Venice
MacDonalds
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Just had a look at bbc pidgin news. Fuck me sideways we are paying for this crap!
On a brighter side the news in pidgin is more intelligible than some of the essays handed in by my A level students during my very very short teaching career. Oh my poor benighted England, can you forgive us for allowing this goatfuck..
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https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/articles/c3d4er3dym0o
“UK release white paper on immigration process for visa applicants for legal migrants”
Weirdly, despite the article being written in this bongo gibberish, they managed to get “immigration process” and “visa applicant” spot on.
You see, they can talk properly when it suits them, like when claiming asylum and applying for benefits.
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Don’t get wad alla fuss is abut?
, Dey talkin de english lik wot it sounds lik an dat.
Me no understand.
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The dumbed down for savages BBC news in pidgin has been around for years, I used to entertain my (then) infant grandchild by reading it aloud.
Oh, how we laughed!
What really, really boils my piss though, is listening to some white boy talking like he’s from the hood!
You fucking spaz, you wouldn’t last 3 seconds.
Innit.
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