Dead Pool [359]

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 358 by picking the Former Uruguayan President Jose Mujica known as “Pepe” who has died aged 89 just seven days before his 90th Birthday.Mujica was a guerilla fighter who served 14 years in Prison before becoming a senator then cabinet minister in Uruguay.He assumed the Presidency in 2010 and served a 5 year term and was recognised I believe by Guinness World Records as the poorest president in the world using his 1987 clapped out blue beetle whilst in office and donating his salary to charity.He was also a farmer and lived in a small farmhouse unlike most world leaders.

On to Dead Pool 359

The rules

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and its first come first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)You must nominate a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

34 thoughts on “Dead Pool [359]

  1. Bill Duke
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Warren Buffett
    Nancy Olson
    Annette Crosbie.

    Nice work Shaun.

    • Erich von Däniken
      Frederick Forsyth
      Woody Allen
      Henry Winkler
      William Shatner

  2. Esther Rantzen
    Gerry Connolly
    Stanley Baxter
    Cardinal Estanislao Esteban Karlic
    James Whale

  3. Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Nigel Starmer-Smith
    Renée Richards
    Dave Scott (astronaut)

  4. Don King
    Melvyn Hayes
    David Daker (actor)
    Barbara Knox
    Ratko Mladic

  5. Coke Zelensky
    Coke Macron
    Coke Mertz
    Coke Starmer
    The last three nearly had heart attacks on a train but managed to wipe the table clean cause Zelerensky has plenty of supplies, so all sat shocked, smiles that they couldn’t hide.

  6. Clint Eastwood
    Sophia loren
    Beast of Bolsover
    Billy connelly
    Bruce willis

  7. In again Shaun.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Jane Morgan
    Ray Anthony
    Maggie Kirkpatrick

  8. Eddie Richardson
    Freddie Foreman
    Sammy Gravano
    Skinny Joey Merlino
    Gene Gotti

  9. Well done Shaun

    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Sandy Gall
    Dame Julie Andrew’s
    Alan Bennett
    Roy Hattersley

  10. Dick Van Dyke
    Mel Brooks
    David Attenborough
    June Lockhart
    James “Jim” Lovell

  11. The Dalai Lama
    Eva Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch

    Well struck, Shaunie.

  12. Can I just pick one?

    Cliff ‘colostomy bag toting, Op YewTree dodging, k*ddie fiddling chutney ferret’ Richard

  13. A true man of the people. We’ll never get anyone with that level of humility….
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    Virginia Mckenna
    George Takei
    Walter Koenig
    Lindsay Wagner
    Bill Clinton

  14. Richard O’Sullivan
    Tessa Wyatt
    Lisa Minelli
    Justin Welby
    Prunella Scales

  15. Sepp Blatter
    Michel Platini
    Jerome Valcke
    Jack Warner
    Geoff Hurst

  16. Harriet Harman
    Anthony Fauci
    Larry David
    Engelbert Humperdinck
    Gillian McCutcheon

  17. George Soros
    James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
    Vince Cable
    Klaus Schwab
    Michael Hessleslime

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