Daniel Kretinsky

A cunting for a cunt who is likely to become an even bigger cunt, considering he is endorsed b y minnows like Jonathan (not a solicitor) Reynolds MP, the BBC (whose gushing tribute by Simon Jack of the BBC appears below) and the unions. Kretinsky, has strong links with Russia, he himself is a Czech ex-lawyer (lawyers are the biggest cunts of the lot – think Kweer)

This is the money-grubbing arsehole who has bought Royal Mail (who are now guaranteeing that the £1.75 a throw First Class stamp will ensure delivery “within three days” – where has the “next day” guarantee gone?.

When this extraordinary deal was Okayed by the government last year he had seemingly won over every bastard in the industry, even though the “binding” deals stink worse than a prop forwards jockstrap. It is clear that the government (the last one as well as this piss poor shower of arseholes we have now).

We will see deliveries “every other weekday”, to upgrade you will need to have a smartphone – old cunts my age don’t have such contraptions – they are going to operate boxes on the side of post boxes.

It seems that Royal Mail is now in steep managed decline – selling off Royal Mail reminds me of when that old grinning poofter Branson sold off Virgin to the gullible Zavvi, when he knew the bottom had fallen out of the CD/DVD market. Buying something off that shyster Reynolds is a guarantee of failure.

I think we all ought to be given homing pigeons – with any luck they might shit over Labour MPs and their idiot supporters. The deal might be good for the government, the unions and the BBC, ut as sure as fuck it is not going to be good for the public.

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Nominated by W C Boggs.

16 thoughts on “Daniel Kretinsky

  1. We actually have the Tories (in the guise of the coalition government) to blame for this.

    They privatised Royal Mail in 2013, selling 70% at a ridiculously knock down price on the London Stock Exchange.

    The remaining 30% they sold off in 2015.

    Thus ended 499 years of state ownership.

    Cuntishness of the highest order

    • Mind you, the government still owns the Post Office 100%. That hasn’t exactly covered itself in glory in recent years either.

  2. If its not Royal Mail going down the pan,you’ve got Parcel Farce to make your valuables disappear without trace and not forgetting the Post Office who are delighted to put you in prison if the computer says No.

    It’s so disastrously crap you’d think the whole lot was fun directly by No.10.

    “Sorry you weren’t in….now Fuck Off”..

    Dear me.

  3. Bloody hell is there nothing the cunts won’t sell. Surprised the rinkey dinks didn’t have a crack at buying the PO.

    • The PO would need to be privatised before that could happen. I wouldn’t put anything past this government.

  4. Depending on where you live will make your mind up for you concerning whether you pay cash or card. My small Town has a lot of little shops who only deal in cash only and the others who do both would prefer cash because lots of transactions are small amounts and doesn’t make things worth their while after being charged for the use of card payment.

  5. Rarely had a problem with Royal Mail.
    We’ve had the same postie for about 10 years.
    Nice young fella, nearly as handsome as me!
    Count him as a friend.
    Not that I see him that often.
    I’m usually at work, so the wife has more to do with him than I do.
    I can tell when a parcel’s been delivered cos the wife always has a warm glow about her when I get home from a hard day’s graft.
    😁

    • Be robots delivering the post soon.
      🤖

      R2D2 stealing money out of the birthday card off your gran.
      Getting bit by dogs
      And not shutting your gate.

      The day is near,
      Metal Mickey is going to be your post.
      You watch.

      Actual posties will be like the cart horse, the carrier pigeon and muffin man.

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