”Police raid barbers and vape shops suspected of being fronts for crime gangs”
Well fuck me who’da thought it. Don’t all 200 metre long high streets need 9 Turkish barbers and 7 Vape shops?
It must have taken a brilliant bit of intelligence gathering to investigate this. Or perhaps it was on Facebook.
Whatever. We can rest easy now the new breed of highly intelligent plod are on the case.
Nominated by Cuntstable Cuntbubble.
Close shave ..Would you trust a turk with a 🔪 at your throat from behind 😩…. something for the weekend meester 🩸🩸🩸
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Intelligence and cops in the same sentence?????
Fuck me that is pushing it.
I see they have said there was no far right conspiracy in the Southport riot.
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No ‘far right’ conspiracy indeed. I’m sure that our beloved PM will pay due attention, the cunt.
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I’m sure our Kurdish “friends” are quaking in their fur lined boots at the thought of a visit by Lesbīan Nana cops..
https://www.westyorkshire.police.uk/freedom-of-information/september-2023-foi-1757169-23-specific-leeds-incident
Cunts.
Good morning.
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After reeling off a list of rules and regulations that allows them to do nothing and say nothing about this incident, this sentence appears;
“Additionally, this could damage the public’s confidence in the police’s ability to appropriately carry out investigations which are of high media interest.”
Wtf? Ignoring the glaring split infinitive, what kind of double-think is this? Are they daft or do they think that we are?
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Superintendent: Next up, those Hand Car Washes.
PC: What’s wrong, guv? I fink der great.
Superintendent: Are you certain?
PC: Sure, they’re full of swarthy, straggly Illegals who search through yer car looking for anything wiv your address on it, and always seem to be exchanging fings secretly in de corner. and only deal wiv cash, and pay no tax, and scatter when a police car arrives, but dat’s alriight, innit?
Superintendent: You’ve convinced me. Let’s leave them.
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More likely.
PC “Obviously we would need to investigate our own officers for knowingly supporting these money laundering operations by frequenting them as customers”.
Superintendent “Yes indeed, lets leave them alone” .
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Nowadays in every town/ city there are many/ to many of these type of shops.
Every fucker with eyes knows they are money laundering businesses.
In fact, if it’s run by an ethnic and deals in cash it’s a criminal operation.
So, in the high street in plain view, paying council tax/ NI/ income tax/ business rates.
Therefore the local/national government is in fact receiving illegal criminal money.
WTF….!!!!
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The proceeds of crime are included in the UK’s GDP figures. So Plod better not close down too many of these great additions to the nation’s cultural diversity. It won’t look good for Rachel if GDP falls again.
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Along with immigration, our two growth industries.
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Notice the diverse fatsos don’t include nail bars. Perhaps they need them all?
Good morning, everyone.
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I was amazed to hear this news. I mean, who’d have thought it?
Morning all.
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It’s fake news.
A Far Right conspiracy.
Morning Ron / all.
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Ever since Blair and The alcoholic Campbell came to power there has been a politicisation of the police and legal systems . As long as they’re likely to vote Labour then there will be a tolerance for all these places.
Good Morning.
PS There use to be a caff adjacent to our local car wash. About 5 years ago I am in the queue waiting to pay for my coffee and the car wash boss man is in front of me with 4 cups of coffee. I told the girl on the till to charge them all up to me. The car still gets done quicker and better than the rest of the punters and I am greeted as if I am a VIP customer. Best money I ever spent.
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Many years ago, at Paddington station, I saw a Met Police recruitment poster which read,
‘If you can read this advert, you could join’
Some wag had crossed out the later part of that sentence and written,
‘You’re over qualified’
Probably apt back then, definitely apt now.
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What rattles my cage the most with this shit is the sheer volume of lemmings in my town that use these swarthy cunts scalping services.
On the last count there were 7 of these establishments in a quarter mile radius – half of which are usually empty while the other half are full of local half wit blokes or kids with their doting mothers all waiting patiently for their broccoli haircut 🥦
If the brain-dead masses are going to indulge these dodgy foreign twats then they are making it all the more easier for them to take the piss.
Grade 1 oven
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Oven indeed my Good Sir.
Full and immediate Oven.
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Barbers shops and Vape shops run by foreign types, I bet you can count the legal ones country wide on one hand.
It’s an easy catch for plod, no need to get off their arses just watch cctv.
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I’m sure not getting off their useless, lazy, disinterested arses appeals …. but watching cctv? … that sounds a bit like work.
Sicknote time! Put us down for a couple of weeks, doc. Backpain/vertigo/stress, I don’t care. One of the undisproveables.
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I’ve only met 3 fuzz (on the job) that had any enthusiasm for what they were doing as a career. Two at covid roadblocks. All 3 young, early 20’s maybe. Not enough experience under their belts to look around and be disillusioned (yet) by the overarching uselessness/apathy of their older colleagues, .. and likely then to ultimately give up and become as and disinterested then useless through a ‘what’s the point?’ realization.
When in Rome …
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Funny should mention disinterested fuzz, I have just been out to the local shop and I saw ‘neighbourhood’ police woman, first for years.
Wandering along gazing at her mobile phone, there could have been an earthquake and she wouldn’t have noticed, still ticks a box, more bobbies on the beat 😂
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As usual Interplod are 2 years behind everyone else, honestly Police intelligence should never be used in the same sentence, it’s a bit like fun run or happily married…
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In my small rundown town, there’s ONE Turkish Barber Shop and TWO Nail Bars. I must go and investigate next time I’m in the area, when dodging the tumbleweed rolling down the street.
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Massage parlours and tanning salons too. Ironic, as most of the proprietors are well tanned already.
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Low-rent, cheap-signed “Mobile phone/laptop/console repair” places too … upon seeing 3 of those in a row on the main street when visiting the town I grew up in a few years back, I knew the place was done for. ‘Twas the last time I ever went back there.
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Little tip plod, deliveroo and just eat are using illegals to make food deliveries..
Oh and pàķi inbreds have been raping white girls for the past 30 years..
I think that covers it.
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They don’t gaf. The Hamiltons are protected. You,on the other hand ,are ear marked for replacement.
I’ve yet to see a white deliveroo or just eat driver yet. All swarthy shifty cunts you would cross the street to avoid. They’re usually accompanied by a noxious odour that’s a mixture of B.O, halitosis and curry. Fukin disgusting.
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Some of those cardboard cutouts, depicting police officers in uniform, have done more in reducing crime, than the real thing.
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The mscreant responsible for felling the Sycamore Gap gap turns out to have been a pikey, complete with history of sticking two fingers up to planning controls and generally being a pain in the arse to his neighbours. Who’d have thought it? Been nice if the old bill had taken an interest in his activities a little earlier. I’m sure he’s got a history of grossly overcharging for shoddy building and garden work. Probably likes dags as well.
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To be fair his excuses for all the incriminating evidence are comedy gold.
He has either a massive pair or balls or none to many brain cells, I suspect the latter.
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I loved how the news report slipped in that his mobile phone ( with all the incriminating evidence) was found
“in his jacket pocket, hung up in the caravan”
Might as well have put it in bold type, highlighted in yellow, with a border round it!
😂😂😂😂😂
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When I was a kid, one day I saw a Securicor convoy. The armoured van, 2 squad cars, 3 army jeeps .. roll up to a bank. Father told me they were protecting big money from a potential heist… and in particular I remember he said those cops are armed. And all on high alert, watching all around for any suspicious or furtive movements etc.
Always remembered that.
Roll on 20 years. Heading towards the bank one day, saw a similar convoy. First cop car came through an amber light, the van + others held back. Cop pulls in to the kerb right at the bank door. I’m passing to the front of the cunt and I see him reach over to the glove compartment, and my brain sez to itself ‘Oh, he’s reaching for his shootah’, so he can sit and scan the street, ready to nullify any threat.
Annnnd .. he straightened back up having pulled a fucking “Take a Break” women’s red-top gossip rag which he proceeded to start reading.
If it had been the days of us carrying cameras everywhere like today, I would have made that farcical cunt famous. (Tabloid front-page famous, like).
Just another cunt, part of a fraternity of cunts.
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& some had a sticker on the back saying Police follow this van. Well, I have never seen one, unless it just happened to be a coincidence.
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Tracker
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Ay up boyo’s
No slagging off the goat bothering cousin shagging peacefull’s..
It’s blasphemy…💩
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/05/08/man-who-burned-koran-faces-charges-for-harassing-islam/
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They make the Keystone cops seem intelligent
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Morning Edward,
Observe the robust and intelligent interrogation for the “criminal” act of flying a drone. The one on the left looks well dodgy.
https://youtu.be/k4BMSCJF68s?si=pL1Lq9PMtFX8Hm3E
This bloke’s channel is worth watching. They go for what they think is an easy target.
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It really is.
This one’s great;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQtKguUNzmw
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Hi Arthur
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Every grow operation busted locally: Vietnamese names will invariably show up in the lists of those charged.
Every local nailbar: owned and run by the same ethnicity.
The nailbars (usually taxpayer subsidised via business grants) show up shortly after the grow operations are set up.
Local Police: Remarkably, apparently unable (or unwilling) to see any possible connection…
Remind me again, was Vietnam ever part of our empire?, is it a current warzone that people are fleeing from?, hasn’t Vietnam one of the world’s fastest growing economies? (A couple of years back, helping an ex-sqaddie neigbour out with his Lambretta, I could order a custom chromed part from Vietnam for him and have it here in just over a week).
So, why are these cunts here then?
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I’ve often asked the same question about Turks, Russians and Albanians Truc
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It has only taken the thick cunts about 25 years to figure out what the rest of us knew ages ago
This is to appease the growing number of people rightly concerned about the migrant hordes.
Starmer knows they wont have the numbers for quite a while . Sadly for him , anyone you speak to now wants them all out.
It is coming chaps
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