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White van man, the men who keep Britain running are in need of a 21st century overhaul from the outdated cliches of years gone by according to truck manufacturer Isuzu UK who commissioned the study of 1000 white van-driving tradesmen.
Gone are the stereotypes of discarded cigarette butts, crisp packets and empty cans of fizzy drinks littering the cab, ‘clean me’ written on the exterior and some hardcore pornography on the dashboard. Today its more about salads than pies, recycling, yoga, herbal tea and a skincare routine. And don’t even think about wolf-whistling at some random bit of fanny on the street.
They are probably still far-right racist Little Englanders according to sneering Labour cunt Emily Thornpiggy, but she needs to keep them onside for when she blocks the U-bend and needs an emergency plumber.
What say you, Miserable Northern Cunt?
He’s busy exfoliating listening to whale music.
Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator
We need our white van men!
I for one can’t relax on the road unless there’s a white van so close up my arse (at any speed) that the bellend driver can read what station I’ve got on the radio.
Keep dangerously selfish tailgaiting English! 🏴
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Head over to France Thomas, those cunts are close enough tailgating you to change the radio station for you.
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You ain’t wrong there gentlemen.
A couple of evenings ago I had a white transit up my arse, eventually got to over 90mph, then realised that that kind of speed on a dual carriageway at 5pm was asking for trouble.
I pulled over, without slowing down, and the cunt flew past me like I was stood still.
Are these things secretly fitted with a fucking rocket booster or something?
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I’ve hired a Transit occasionally FMC to shift something big and/or heavy. I must say I’ve been impressed not just with the straight line speed but also with the rate they’ll go round bends on the back roads of Bucks.
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Indeed Arfur. Why bother paying out for something flash and impractical when a transit is clearly faster than anything else.
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😦😦
This is outrageous.
I’ve read the article and it’s a hatchet job on white van man, the lifeblood of industry.
I certainly do Not have a nightly skincare regime!
And as a spokesman for WVM we don’t now lead a environmentally aware lifestyle!
As for what they said about pies!
😡
Cheeky bastards.
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Morning MNC/all.
Rather than allegedly faffing about with skincare routines, tradesmen ought to be more concerned with their professionalism and reliability.
I had two plasterers simply not turn up to jobs they were booked in for, the indolent, lying cunts.
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Morning Thomas 👍
That’s not on, leave them a review.
Sort of related, try getting a tiler!!
I phoned loads, none were interested,
One said. Maybe in a few months.
They must be raking it in?!!
Ended up doing it. Myself.
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Viz handy hints quite useful here.
Having trouble finding tradesmen? Just visit your local pub in the afternoon.
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When are you getting an electric van? Milk float man.
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Surprised the term is still allowed ….it should be replaced with ‘you can have any colour as long as it’s black’ …what we need is a great big melting pot back in the charts as well 🎵
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I have 2 white vans. They are both covered in shite, I like cunt, I can’t be doing with puffs or lefties.
Neither is an isuzu and neither ever will be. Neither is a tranny van either, come to think of it.
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In the header pick,
That’ll be Britain’s only woman removal company. 😁
That’s impressive parking but not sure how they managed it?
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Doesn’t matter where that is, there is guaranteed some officious little dickhead looking at his watch and proudly proclaiming “You can’t park there mate! You’ve got two minutes to move it or I’ll have to write you a ticket”.
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I thought it was Pikekeys knicking the lead from that roof.
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Neat bit of parking in the header pic.
🛻
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It’s a delivery from Silentnight, Sam.
Being a helpful sort, the WVM thought he’d deliver it directly to the bedroom. Saves having to lug it upstairs.
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I’m a proud white van man, currently a Custom, though I feel I can no longer tell people I’m coming in a tranny. The dog dispenses abuse from the passenger seat. All I have to do is open the window and say “look at that cunt” and he unleashes a tirade of hatred, usually at a group of cyclists.
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Yes, coming in a tranny is a sentence best avoided now.
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Unless you’re applying for a job at the BBC or the Labour Party.
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Obviously a dog that is well trained. Congratulations.
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I drive a white van on occasions and the cab is a mess, yoga? What that little green fella from star wars..
Wolf whistling in London, not with all the black sack Pàkis walking about.
I just shout Allahu Akbar and the traffic magically parts for me.
“Get out of the way hammerhead”
I take it the people that answered this survey also said angie was the fourth most attractive women in Britain.
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Quite frankly that article read like yet another Homośexual Plot to ruin the country.
Therefore I assume it was actually written by the Prime Minister.
Good morning.
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Hear hear Unkle.
I don’t believe a word of it. It’s either made up or the WVMen interviewed were taking the piss with their answers.
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Local lad who’s a kitchen fitter has recently been seen dazzling the public with a new set of Turkish dentures and an all year round jab-a-tan.
And his van looked suspiciously clean.
A sign of the times.
Great nom pic admin.
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The film “Sex Lives of the Potato Men” put white van men further on the map. Still laugh at one of the comments written on their van “I Wish My Wife Was As Dirty As This”. Just carry on lads, so long as the drivers are white too and not the opposite with a van load of shackled women passengers.
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O/T, should have put this on the Hewitt nom.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14649679/Jeffrey-Epstein-victim-Virginia-Giuffre-dies-suicide.html
Don’t fuck with the royal mafia gangster family boy’s….☠️☠️☠️
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@doc….oh dear you’ve just drove straight through admins warning sign 😜… penalty points incoming 😖…🚐
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Good day to bury bad news though..!
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Was there something stopping you posting it on the appropriate nom?
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Only just seen it on GB news.
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Why would that prevent you posting on the Hewitt nom, where other cunters posted about this woman’s suicide?
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SORRY…!! Didn’t read the o/t message.
Naughty corner for me, 6 house points deducted…🤐
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#Admin…doubtless we all take your point about scallywags going O/T and we’ll at least try and keep things on point.
Presumably you’ll not mind things loosening up after the topic is exhausted or in the runup to a new nom?
I enjoyed a bit of O/T friendly posting this morning with Jack and others before the 8am nom.
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Most cunts driving white vans are boat people delivering shit for Amazon and occasionally heading down to Dover to collect more relatives from the beach.
How do we expect anything to remain the same when the culture and inhabitants are being replaced.
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” other stereotypes like fluffy dice hanging from the rear view mirror”…..
Seeing as there’s a cab at the back of most white vans they don’t have rear view mirrors relying on side mirrors.
Be like a ashtray on a motorbike.
Who wrote this article?
Harvey price?
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I haven’t seen “I wish my wife was this dirty” on the back of a van for years.
Or a cock and bollocks to think of it.
Good morning.
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On a bathroom products delivery van I’ve seen
‘Who is Armitage and what is shanking?’
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Thinking about it, a right good shanking is probably Dirty Ange’s pet name for what she’ll give you in return for a few drags off your cigarette.
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Further information. I’m glad you keep your vans gleamingly white, which helps we cyclists from accidentally bumping into you.
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Also, where are all the white van Nistelrooy’s on our football pitches gone to, instead of all these chocolate coloured what’s our names.
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Good nom.
Most white vans round our way are driven by Polaks. Indigenous male sources of practical assistance seem to have dried up thanks to drugs, bennies, and constant propaganda telling them how shit useless they are compared to blacks, wimminz, and transy trouser botherers.
On the subject of wimminz, I notice more and more painters and decorators, plumbers and even builders are lezzas. I suppose there are plenty of openings for that sort of thing in these liberated times. Fuck off.
Good morning, everyone.
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Anyone else remember the scene from one of the Sweeney films where Regan encounters his new driver?
Upon discovering an apple in the glove box, Regan declared that it should only be filled with Sandwiches, crisps and Mars bars.
We should have that kind of inspection routine for white van man.
Any sign of limp wristedness in the cab, take away their driving licence.
And if they’re not British, deport the cunts.
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Bloody Good Show FMC.
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Hope all the white van pretend women (not that I’ve ever seen anyone) are clearing off also, after the Supreme Court having given the correct wording of what real women are.
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I’m off to yoga class anyway,
Salad for tea! Yummy.
Namaste🙏
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Have you put in a quote for the house clearance of that bloke who died in Rome 👍
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Other colours are available for cunt vans, it not just white anymore we are multicoloured
That’s progress 👍
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To be fair, not all tradesmen in their white vans are lounging about eating pies and listening to their radios.
Some are snorting cocaine and inviting prostitutes into other people’s homes.
Gawd bless the door cam.
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Second only to the pinhole shower-cam… any landlords reading can I get a fuck yeah?
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I only just noticed that the bloke in the link is indeed a dead ringer for MNC!
Dropping off the illegal immo he has just been paid £2000 to smuggle into Blighty.
‘Day labourer’ if anyone asks.
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Jesus!
Your right LL!
He’s copied my look. 😡
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Turned my white T5 into a pop top camper van..
Cornwall here we come…🏄
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Aren’t they waycist?🏴🏴🏴
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I wonder if they have them in the US; talking of which, where is General Custard these days?
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Probably deported back to Disneyland.
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In the 80s and 90s, I occasionally used to help out my mate Barry, who was a delivery driver.
He had a dark blue Transit, and its contents were as follows…
Cigarettes (Park Drive).
Chocolate (usually Yorkie or Fruit and Nut).
Food cartons (McDonald’s or Wimpy mainly).
Jazz mags (Mayfair and Knave usually).
Tapes (Thin Lizzy, Slade, Motorhead, Quo).
Newspaper (Sun or Mirror tabloid).
Baz has retired now, But he’d be horrified at his van being tainted by such disgusting woke and emasculated shite.
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He also had window stickers. Piccadilly Radio 261, Manchester City FC (nobody’s perfect) and a Yosemite Sam ‘Back Off Varmint’ one.
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Sun faded Two month old copy of the Sunday sport on the dashboard. _/
17 year old cash in hand monkey boy in passenger seat _/
16 Ginster pasty wrappers on the floor_/
The smell of leaking silicon and dirty JD Sports tracksuit bottoms _/
Random out of date phone chargers in glovebox _/
Wing mirror held on with gaffer tape. _/
Driving back to the spiritual homeland of South Essex _/
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