https://www.biggreenprize.com/win-an-electric-car-uk/
Sometimes you almost feel sorry for Ed Miligoon. A simple individual, easily outwitted by a bacon sandwich and led into blind obedience to a charismatic cult leader. Even if that leader is just an uneducated, autistic, Swedish mutant and knows as much about the climate as Harvey Price knows about nuclear physics.
Anyone capable of independent, rational thought knows that Nut Zero is impractical, unaffordable and completely futile. But the cult member is not capable of independent, rational thought of course. So on goes Ed, destroying the nation’s energy independence, forcing heat pumps, EVs and solar panels on all of us just to please the mighty Guru herself, St Greta the untouchable.
Except that Ed’s Fantasy World of unlimited free energy (yeah right) does have a habit of crashing into reality. Take electric cars for example – basically no one wants one. So welcome cunters to the Big Green Prize Company, who have hit upon the brilliant idea of………giving them away free in a prize draw.
But why stop there I ask? Can I have one as a raffle prize for our local Church fete? How about giving them away with boxes of Cornflakes? Or tubes of Pringles? And wouldn’t pulling Christmas Crackers be much more exciting if you knew there was a chance yours contained ‘Congratulations, you’ve won an EV’.
Actually, on second thoughts I think I’d rather have a paper hat, a corny joke and a piece of plastic shit than a milk float.
Despised and ridiculed in equal measure.
Nominated by : Geordie Twatt
Have the Ed Miller Band gone electric yet ?
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From the expressions on the faces of the audience anyone would think they were its proud parents at school speech day, watching their shaved monkey perform.
What a bunch of twats!
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His face screams out”Extra cheese Gromit”
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Why does that Greta always remind me of gollum
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She lives at Nr. 2 Down Syndrome Way.
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I despise the window licker
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I think it’s her parents we should execrate Edward.
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Particularly the mother.
Greta is obviously afflicted with fœtal alcohol syndrome.
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Good photo Admin.
I couldn’t believe my luck when I found it. It’s just too perfect. Cheers – NA.
Miligoon is mentally tearing off her gym vest and navy blue knickers.
If he’d ever looked like that at my daughter when she was 17 he’d be in hospital having that microphone removed from his rectum.
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Damned right GT.
Sinister as fuck.
I think she’s safe though…his dick would be malformed and smaller than a newborn baby mouse’s.
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Was thinking of entering this revolutionary competition but decided against it when I looked at the EVs on offer and there wasn’t a ride on electric mower on the list 😩….
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I have an electric lawnmower. That’s my contribution to achieving this Net Zero bollocks.
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I have an electric shaver.
Does that make me holier than thou?
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@gt….pffft you need a V6 monster from shaveoffyourface.com guaranteed a smoooooth glide 🪒
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Electric lawnmowers are crap. Some electric shavers are good though. I have a Braun.
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Agree. I have a patch of grass no larger than a cricket wicket. It’s cut once a week with an old Honda 173 petrol mower that I’ve had for years, it starts first pull runs like a dream, even has a thing for striping the grass.
Itvhas seen off two battery powered modern electric contraptions, one I bought one I was given. Both shit.
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Tbh, I rarely shave.
But when I do I put the bristles in the blue bin for recycling.
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True, Arf’ … hedgecutters and strimmers too.
Mains-corded or petrol respectively?… yup! … Rechargeable battery version, after the first few outings? … I’ll oil the rusty shears instead, frankly…
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The gormless cunt Milliband is personally responsible for losing the UK economy £150Bn in north sea oil revenue and raising everyone’s energy bills by £900 per household per year for the same reason.
In his quest net zero, he is currently shipping in LNG from the US and Asia, which has a carbon footprint four times larger than piping it out of the north sea or better still, using the gas we have on shore, under our own feet.
The incompetent, useless thick cunt.
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Come on Odin, no need to hold back on here, tell us what you really think of him.
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I think he is at best a clueless cunt and at worst a fucking imbecile.
Carefully not to mention the obvious conflict of interest using some net zero fucktards out of the US to advise him on net zero, where the same company has just partnered with the company his brother is a director of.
Why the press aren’t stringing the cunt up by his bollocks over this baffles me.
They could end his green bullshit in a morning, but choose not to.
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The silly cunts use the argument ‘the price is determined by international markets’, yes and if we extract it we get the tax revenues regardless of where it ends up, but we can’t do that because it not net zero compatible 😂
Talk about shooting yourself in the foot, Mad Ed is shooting his fucking head off
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Are we allowed to push him out of an RAF helicopter over the Sahara desert?He is such a colossal prick.
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The RAF probably haven’t got any working choppers or pilots.
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What’s up with your eyes?
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Cutbacks!All thanks t ok Herr Starmfurher
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It might prove interesting to keep track of the prizewinners. That Omaze house raffle on the telly is becoming famous (infamous?) for the fact that many of the winners don’t move into the house they have won and some of those who do move out again within weeks. I would be very happy to win an electric car. I would liquidate it immediately as their value is sliding constantly.
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I think you married men should tell your wives individually, they didn’t need some Supreme Court to tell me you were a real woman. I guarantee you will get your oats later. I’m already booked for tonight.
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Look, we all know the story.
Wind is ‘x’ times cheaper, that’s it no more needs to be said (x = any number)
Can’t see the problem, renewables are the future, green jobs, world leaders… yawn!
I quite fancy winning an electric car, use the battery to power my central heating boiler when we get power cunts 👍
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I heard Millibands mum was on the way to the ‘bortion place with little foetus Ed in situ, but she got talked out of it by that ‘Here to talk if you want’ busybody’s granny.
OK. Made it up but if someone could show it to the current HTTIYW tool, .. it might at least open her eyes to the (potential) folly of her ways.
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A bit unfair on Harvey Price is that, He knows his way around a meltdown.
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I would trust Harvey over millitwat anytime
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As I’ve tiresomely mentioned before,I’m all for the mad cunt to race ahead with his “green energy” bollocks, extra taxes and bans on everything he doesn’t like.
It will finally break any belief even the thickest cunt might have in politics,voting and paying even the slightest attention to the ramblings of an aloof,venal “elite”.
Anything that fucks the Gravy Train,even briefly,is most welcome.
Miliband and the others living at our expense are wicked lying cunts who need to be held to account..
On a pyre.
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Too right unc, what gets me is the fact they can destroy a country (ours) get voted out and just waltz off into the sunset like fuck all has happened! no get them made accountable for the damage they have caused to both it’s country and people and gaol the spasticated fukwits.
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That Layla Moran is in the nom piccy.
She definitely needs a cunting nomination…!
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Layla Moron, drippy Liberal pansexual (no, me neither) Palestinian gobshite.
I can’t help feeling a few weeks of sexual torture in CuntEngine’s love dungeon would do her the world of good.
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The energy supply issue could be resolved by my new invention:
The human trash compactor.
Immigrants are fed in one end and through my secret procession of compressors, each volunteer is crushed to a 6″ cubed concentrated brick of organic energy which can be chain-linked together to form a mushy, wet battery to power the vehicle or household device of your choice.
Got to work out some design-for-manufacture kinks, but the device should go to market by the new year.
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Breaking news …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crldey0z00ro
Starmer changes his mind. Again.
What an intrepid leader we have.
😕
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(It`s the law).
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Apparently it’s Earth Day today.
As in, bury Mr. Millipede in the earth.
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Me first
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U.K. emits just on 1% of the global total of Co2. China emits at a conservative guess 35% and they are mining coal, building coal fired power stations at break neck speed.
They will not hit their max Co2 output till 2030 according to them. All this cheap power is used to power factories producing equipment for “renewable energy”scalextric cars, dodgy batteries and other green shite which we then import. Millibars is psychotically delusional. Given the info a fucking wood louse would see that U.K. headlong fall to net zero is the biggest, costliest vanity project ever. As regards reducing Co2 and saving the World our tiny contribution makes no difference whatsoever. The whole setup is bollocks and Eid millibrand is a cunt that will cost us a fucking fortune (not his of course)
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What are the prizes in this competition?
Not green crap is it?
Light bulbs that make the room dingy?
Bicycles? A sack of brown rice?
Competitions fall by the wayside unless they have good prizes.
I do that Omaze competition.
Win posh houses!
One was in the Scottish Highlands,
Had a jetty on the Loch.
Id like that.
But mostly down south.
That London, and Surrey.
Wouldn’t even go and view it,
Straight up for sale.
Couldn’t afford to run some fuckin mansion, the bills would be beyond a humble removalman.
And bet the neighbours would be utter cunts?
Margo and fuckin Jerry.
Naw, sell the cunt and get somewhere nice in the beautiful pennine hills.
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Just clicked the link.
Eleccy cars?!
What the fuck am I supposed to do with one of them?!
Some glorified fuckin go kart.
Can you refuse it?
Have the market value instead?
In. Cash. 😁
What a awful competition.
Your worse off if you win.
I’ll stay one step ahead and not enter.
What holidays do you win?
Two week in a wigwam in Wales?
Fuck, right off👎
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“Oh he was awful Richard. He waved at me from the hot tub balcony and said they hadn’t connected up the power but he was ‘making his own bubbles’.
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Those hot tubs LL, what’s the point of that?
Having a bath in the garden. 😕
I’d use it for cooking.
Make hot pot in it.
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There’s a Lubbock joke in this somewhere, but I’m a bit classier than that.
Over to one of you lot …
😄
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As MNC is presumably physically larger than Stuart Lubbock, he’d be able to accommodate Barrymore past the elbow.
And beyond. It could be a world record.
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Or even just a P.B., if not, maybe.. 😳
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Europe net Zero by 2030, definitely
No-one will have two bob to rub together.
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That nom picture above is a who’s who of fucking mutants.
Pob has just inserted his forefinger in Layla’s snatch and arsehole and is having a crafty sniff. Layla is thinking that Pob’s finger was nice but she’d rather suck on Greta’s little pink buds. Ed is playing with his micropenis through the holes cut in the bottom of his front trouser pockets whilst imagining Greta’s buds being rubbed in his face like a bacon sarnie and Greta Mong is wondering if a black man’s cock is as big a s her mic and what she would do if she had one in her hand.
Boom tish.
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If you want to sell tickets, might I suggest other options.
Force feeding lammy jaffa cakes till his heart explodes.
Sorting out Rodney’s adenoid problem with a hammer and a power drill.
Having beaker power the national grid with treadmill in front of a septic tank.
Should raise a few bob as well as alot of laughs.
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Did a job today, young couple,
Nice enough,
But vegans🙄
They offered us a brew,
I didn’t ( never do)
My. Labourer asked for a coffee.
” do you take sugar?. Only we don’t have sugar”
I got him some Sachets out of the van I keep for this reason.
My labourer to me ” no sugar!!
Whats that about?”
He was in culture shock,
He has 3 sugars in a brew.
I only drink brews I’ve made myself,
Avoids disappointments.
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The world of the small businessman is fraught with these dangers Mis.
One gave me soy milk in my coffee once and I honestly had to stop myself spitting it out in front of the customer. Even her dog who follows me around on my visits and usually laps up the dregs didn’t want it.
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People who enter this shitty competition?
Drive a Nissan leaf with a political sticker in the rear window.
Vegan, speccy, Wears sandals,
Likes hummus, likes yoga,
Has greasy hair,
Supports trans rights
Likes Palestinian neck rags,
Thinks Nelson Mandela was a Saint.
Wears a duffle coat.
Carried the baby in a papoose.
Has a gay dog.
Mithers bar staff about ingredients in the pub.
Has tickets for Mumford & sons
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