People Who Donate to the Myanmar* Earthquake Appeal
… are particularly Thick Cunts.
After a rare plea for international humanitarian assistance by junta chief Min Aung Hlaing:
“I would like to invite any country, any organisation, or anyone in Myanmar to come and help,” he said in a speech shortly after the disaster, claiming he had “opened all ways for foreign aid”.
And so, following on from this heartfelt outpouring of anguish …
“Made up of 15 UK aid agencies, including the British Red Cross, Oxfam and Save the Children, the DEC is asking the British public for donations before the monsoon season arrives in two months.”
Take special note, cunters …
“Baroness Chapman, minister for development, said public donations to the DEC appeal would be matched pound-for-pound by the government, up to the value of £5m.”
It`s a hard ask, I know, but cunters, for the sake of humanity, please donate to this worthy and deserving cause. And remember …
Just $10 will buy up to 10 rounds of ammunition for an AK-47.
$50 will enable Ming Butt Fuk to buy a new uniform pre-festooned with an array of colourful medal ribbons.
And $200, or more, could provide the top echelons of the Junta with new mobile phones so that they can coordinate more strategic genocidal incursions in the slaughtering their own people.
Thank you.
* Myanmar is a piece of arid dirty sand near India(ish).
Nominated by : Sam Beau
Myanmar is a piece of arid dirty sand near India(ish).
It is also the country that persecuted and kicked out Muslims.
Good enough for me.
Where can I make a donation?
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I think he means Burma.
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She. Apologies Sam.
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Anywhere that kicks out and persecutes muslims sounds like my kinda country shame the one I live in is not the same.
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The header picture looks like Birmingham after a tidy up.
I have a couple of tubes of gorilla glue if they want to stick some buildings back together..
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“To where shall we migrate, oh tribe?”
“Wise man, how about the Mediterranean with its warm climate?”
“Wise man, how about the Americas, with its bountiful fruit and land?”
“Wise man, how about the isle of Briton with its lush green fields and beautifu, though sometimes overweight people?”
“No tribe, we shall settle in Myanmar with its earthquakes.”
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We could always relocate them to the environs of, say… Mt Etna.
What could possibly go wrong?
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The Rohingya Muslims that Myanmar have been clearing out for the past 50 years are so fucking awful that Bangladesh, home of possibly the poorest, most smelly and disgusting Muslims on earth didn’t want them.
I like the sound of Myanmar.
I may plan a holiday there.
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Good to see Baroness Chapman, Minister for Overseas Development getting a mention there.
That wouldn’t be Jennifer Chapman, would it? The woman given a peerage by Rodney for keeping her gob shut over the identity of her child’s father?
https://www.thenorthernecho.co.uk/news/18966197.peerage-former-darlington-labour-mp-jenny-chapman/
Let’s just say the last time a bird looked as adoringly at me as she’s looking at Rodders was the day Mrs Twatt caught a glimpse of my bank statement.
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You could have stopped at ‘people who donate’ ……
Fools and their money. Easily parted.
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Stating the bleeding obvious. Shan’t donate, but suggest living elsewhere. Preferably earthquake free.
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Never donate to thieving organisations, only cash to personal involvement.
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If a charity has paid staff, a corporate headquarters and can afford to advertise on the television then they are not charities in my opinion.
And the government pledging to match all donations pound for pound?
What gives them the right to give away tax payer’s money?
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Between the greedy counts in the NGOs and the greedy cunts in Burma you’ll be lucky if one percent of your donation actually gets to someone in need.
And the hell with calling it Myanmar. According to Wikipedia, the Burmese cunts can’t even agree on how to pronounce it. Until they do, it’s Burma.
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The fucking Government donating is fucking us donating. So that means that every £10 donated by us will be matched by err, us! Fuck off.
Good afternoon, everyone.
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Has anyone set up a Gaza flattening fund.
Burma, didn’t we give it away after WWII, fuck them a natural disaster saves the junta wasting bullets.
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Correct Soi. After we kicked out the Japanese in WW2 they wasted no time in telling us to piss off and were the only former member of the British empire not to join the commonwealth. Fuck ’em.
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I applaud their splendidly “brisk” treatment of the raghead…but I don’t think they are skint
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZOFcGHmBB4s
Overall,it must be said,you cannot beat a military junta..
Especially when it’s propped up by the good old British taxpayer.
Panto of Cunts.
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Maybe we could ask the Burmese to donate to the Birmingham Bin Strike Appeal.
Dirty Ange has sent in the Army, all 3 of them, to clear up the Ropers’ mess, so that’s blown our entire defence budget for 2025. Please Burma, or whatever you call yourselves these days, our needs are greater than yours.
We’re more skint than you are.
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Come on over, baby, whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on
Yes I said come on over, baby, baby, you can’t go wrong
We ain’t fakin’ a whole lotta shakin’ goin’ on…
Fuck em.
The slant eyed yellow cunts.
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My grandad (maternal) served in Burma and India during WW2.
He’d tell a very young enthralled MNC war stories about it.
He got malaria out there. 😢
I think they brought it on themselves.
Earthquakes are a sure sign you’ve angered Buddha.
And a vengeful Buddha can only be appeased by the blood of a thousand rohinga Muslims.
Chop chop
Get busy
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My uncle used to tell me war stories, he was a Japanese POW…☠️
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It’ll be like the earthquakes in Haiti and Nepal.
Will anyone be able to tell the difference?
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It looks like the earthquake has made millions of pounds worth of improvements.
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Buddhists…
They’re the cunts who enjoy setting fire to themselves in the street, eh?
With a mindset like that you’d have thought they’d welcome the occasional earthquake or two.
Some people are never satisfied.
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You can’t trust a Buddhist- FACT.
I certainly don’t.
It’s the religion of poseurs..
“Actually, I’m Buddhist…”
Said every poseur ever.
Ponytails, sandals, yoga and meditation,
Sat lazing about more like.
” Actually you can get fucked. ” is the reply to any Buddhist
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Ps
Including that fake cunt the Dalai Llama.
Hate that cunt me.
Reincarnation of a god?
What a shortsighted God?
That Wears milk bottle bottom specs?
Right lazy cunt him.
Likes the meet and greets with fellow lazy cunts like Prince Charles.
Swanning about doing fuck all in flip-flops and a orange bedspread.
God alright,
God of the fuckin workshy
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I’m a bald fat cunt does that make me a Budapest
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Great nom.
There’s a country on the edge of Western Europe that’s run by a quasi dictatorship, been ravaged by a crumbling economy, soaring inflation, a break down in policing and is on the verge of becoming a Muslim caliphate.
Yet Britain can’t bank on the citizens of Myanmar parting with their cash after listening to the heartfelt pleas of a Sky Sports commentator during Leicester vs Wolves on the telly.
They couldn’t give a fuck and neither should we.
Charity begins at home.
And that’s where it fucking ends in my book.
Fuck ‘em!
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Off topic
Acting legend and ethnically confused singer Steven seagull has released a album where he is now carribean.
He’s been italian, red Indian, a delta blues blackman, Japanese, now he’s Jamaican and he wants the poonanny!
Enjoy😅
https://youtu.be/3v4-zYghodc?si=2cIDj-gwmXSIWk35
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https://youtu.be/b2Dl0IpjXtA?si=5TC0x9ELjYdckCSG
A Russian mongol.
I knew he was part mongoloid.
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That’s even worse that John Wayne playing John Wayne playing Genghis Khan in The Conqueror.
Back in the 50’s they didn’t let little details of him being white and nearly a foot taller get in the way.
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And with the possible exception of “Under Siege” all his films are shit.
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Indeed arfur.
Miss July ’89 bursting out of the giant birthday cake saved it.
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Anyone else notice the ‘outcry’ about the cuts to USAID’s budget and how Trump’s actions had a devastating effect on Myanmar’s ability to deal with this crisis/tragedy/devastation/whatever?
Newsflash – an earthquake outside of the US has fuck all to do with the US.
The US has earthquakes, tornadoes, landslides, wildfires, flooding…you name it.
When do other countries put their hands in their pockets and send aid to the US? Try never. So until such time as that changes, everyone else can fuck off and get on with it.
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Can’t see anything on jet2 or tui etc for muzzy free holidays ☀️ will be keeping a keen 👀 on it should they start 👍… meanwhile I’ve sent my leftovers from last night’s cockroach foo Yung 🥢… Match that chappers
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How I wish I was able to use my knowledge of both engineering and diabolical evil to design and manufacture a machine that could be secured on Dover beach and scan an approaching inflatable vessel for signs of life, the clever bit being a long-range melatonin scanner, whereupon the chain gun reduces any invading spongers to mist from three miles away.
Come on M.O.D, let me do a pitch…it’ll cost no more than a million quid each!
Hell, my company’ll machine the components for cost price for the sake of patriotism.
Once successful, a non-naval version would be commissioned with dozens of units surrounding Bradford.
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An excellent suggestion, Cunt Engine. Start with a grant for a `feasibility study` and blow the entire wedge on `fact-finding
jolliesstudies`, just like the real ones do.My idea would be to install a long heavy-duty floating spiky barrier several hundred yards offshore (like a massive road `vehicle stinger`) so that the dinghies get punctured before reaching land. Of course, if a big one bursts you run the risk of propelling one or two of the incumbents in a coastwards direction, but that’s a risk worth taking I think.
Or maybe just deploy sea mines like in WW2.
🛥️💣
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Just arm Daily Mail readers and let them go for anything darker than a latte.
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Illegal immigrants to the UK should be deported to Burma.
They don’t love the Muslims like our government do.
The Burmese believe in tough love.
And ethnic cleansing.
They cleaned the shit our of those rohingas!
Hunting them in the jungle.
They didn’t put in a application to build a mosque there.
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ADDENDA: to my original nomination, I forgot to mention that about 90% of your donation will immediately go towards the charity`s `admin` or `fee` before the rest gets squandered.
💰
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Does that include the £ for £ match from the Government?
In which case, that would mean the UK taxpayer would be lining the charities “Admin” pockets to the tune of £4.5m, with a meagre £0.5k heading overseas.
I’ve read, incidentally, that relief workers are finding it very difficult, despite the appeal from the Junta chief, to actually get supplies over the border to those in need, so sorry, if I had £200 to spare I’d donate it to 89 year old Ethel, so she can put her fucking heating on for more than a hour a day!
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In my town we have a diaspora of Karenni/chin Christians from the southern Burma hills, they never ceded to the British and definitely not the ubercunt Burmese military, and are/were mercilessly persecuted. Eventually accepted in rural Australia after years of documented uncertainty in Malaysia. Moving to a safe but culturally alien country is very hard for them.
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Boo hoo.
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They’re dear little folks!
I’ll pass on your regards😬
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Anyone have Jean Marsh in the dead pool?
A fixture on UK TV in the 70s with Upstairs Downstairs.
RIP.
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She also starred in episodes of The Twilight Zone, The Saint and the best sci-fi series of all time, UFO.
Contact Moonbase!
Launch the interceptors!
Tell Lieut. Ellis to bend over, I’ll be right there!
https://www.pinterest.com/pin/60024607526392608/
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Oh aye, IY. Watched UFO because of Gabrielle Drake.
And Catherine Schell in the Guardian of Piri (Space 1999).
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O/T
The Complaints Handler, Mucky Ange and the Dalek have published their tax returns for last year.
Clammy hasn’t as bananas aren’t yet recognised as legal tender.
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I’m not going to look, Geordie.
I’d probably have an aneurysm.
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I wouldn’t bother anyway Jeezum.
The numbers they’ve published are probably as credible as Rachel’s CV.
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😄
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Myanmar don’t know what that is, anywhere near BURMA by any chance?
sick of the natives changing names of formerly honorable colonies!
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Aung San Suu Kyi used to be a favourite of western liberals even winning the Nobel Peace Prize but she didn’t like the Muslims destabilizing Myanmar and fucked them off to Bangladesh. Many have conveniently developed selective amnesia regarding their support for her as she has become the political equivalent of trying to pick up a dog turd from the clean end.
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And Bangladesh want Labour MP Tulip saddiq to answer some questions back home… They’ve put out a warrant for her😂
Labour unpopular at home and abroad.
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I know a lot of you envy my high intensity lifestyle full of excitement and the cut and thrust of the international jet-set lifestyle,
But get this-
My whole life (55yrs) I’ve never liked liquorice allsorts.
Couldn’t abide them.
Now I like them!
Isn’t that weird?
Half a century then BLAM!!,💥💥
Turn ducky for liquorice allsorts.
Someone phone Arthur C Clarke.
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You haven’t had a bang on the head recently Mis?
Like those people who wake up in hospital speaking a foreign language or have a Jamaican accent.
“Nurse, dis jerk chicken needs sum gravy n ting”.
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It’s not unusual, as someone famous sang, dammit on the tip of the tongue.
Tastes change. I used to love Sherbert Fountains. You can still buy them, but the very thought makes me gag.
I used to hate sprouts, now I love them. I don’t boil them to death, like my lovely Mum did. I panfry them, shredded, with a leek and chopped smoked bacon, in butter with a pinch of salt and loads of fresh ground black pepper.
Yummers.
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Gotta say JP,
That sounds pretty good👍
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Like this?
https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.getsurrey.co.uk/news/health/i-woke-up-italian-accent-30627210.amp
It’s beyond reasonable doubt.
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Baddaboom
Baddabing
I likea my chips witha the gravy capish?
Like a mama useta make.
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You want cunts? I’ve got ’em.
Katy Perry and Blue Origin.
A trip into space – fucking space – for a load of wimmin ethnics and a brain dead has been pop bimbo.
First of all, what is the fucking point of it? What does it achieve?
‘But… But it’s ‘historical’. It’s the first all women space trip.’
As I said, what the bugger does it achieve? Fuck all, that’s what. And also, why are they – apart from Thicko Perry – all black or ethnic?
Imagine the obscene and eye watering amount of money that this trip cost.
Also, people train all their lives and dedicate themselves to becoming astronauts. They gain all kinds of qualifications. Yet, a thick as pigshit mixed with concrete pop trollop usurps them, because she’s a celebrity.
America – and woke – at its most crass and empty. Fucking offensive. It’s gone from Neil Armstrong taking a giant leap for mankind, to a fucking empty headed pop imbecile and a load of black women.
Beeb Cunts Link:
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvg8e5gq8ljo
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I think, Norman, that there’s a nom about this that may appear shortly, so we can really let rip.
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No way they’ll return alive.
All woman crew.
Can’t reverse park a car but thinks she can pilot a rocket ship?
Dead by Friday.
You watch
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