No, its not the latest supervillain from the Marvel Universe, Ali C. Lopez or Gorlock the Destroyer as it is better known as is a trans thing, blogger, social media personality and influencer.
Looking like Jabba the Hutt and the Predator aliens love child its anyone’s guess what it is influencing, maybe its own gravitational pull or time zone? Having been given the moniker in 2023 by a Twitter user following an appearance on the Whatever Podcast, Gorlock has now due “to the internets meme culture, helped solidify their place in pop culture”.
What a ringing endorsement for western civilization and society. Like a bow tie on a dog turd. A sick caricature of womanhood and female identity too. Maybe Surkeer wants to start showing this freak in schools too like the TV drama Adolescence. But its only naughty Andrew Tate and far-right incels who we need to worry about poisoning young minds.
Nominated by : Liberal Liquidator
Send it to Kent at once.
Dinghy flotilla finally and decisively repulsed.
Good morning.
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Holy shit! that’s gotta be AI surely?😱
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Looking on the bright side, these things tend to top themselves early doors, or they end up on the Not On Normal Courtyard Exercise wing and then top themselves.
Either way, the gene pool gets a little boost by cunts like this removing themselves from it.
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Coronary thrombosis in the making.
Followed by myocardial infarction and rapid death.
The sooner the better.
Morning all.
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My guess is it will be beaten to death by an enraged husband or father when it gets caught tugging its tiny pud in the women’s toilets.
Surprised more of them don’t go out that way to be honest.
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I can picture Angela Eagle, Kim Leadbitter and Jess Phillips strumming themselves off over the breakfast table looking at that photo just as Wes Streeting does when he is looking at photos of Auntie Kweer in his football shorts. Grotesque porn for the bent.
Good morning.
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I’ve seen other videos of this creature online and it does genuinely appear to think it looks good.
The reaction of the bloke in the green check shirt on the video is the only way to deal with these people. No point in debate, just laugh in their fucking faces.
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More like Gorlock the Cement Mixer.
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When it was born why did no-one think to pop it head-down into a bucket of water?
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Ffs. Arfur I’ve just aspirated my after breakfast coffee.
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Did no one think to put a lid on the bucket to stop it slithering out after it had been aborted. Or was the afterbirth possessed by Satan and devoured the newborn.
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Apparently, Cunt Engine has put a bounty on The Creature .
Ten thousand smackers ! 🤑
To be delivered alive to the love dungeon, Wooten Bassett.
He wants it for his’ Carnival of Filth ‘.
The Dorty Fecker 😃
Good morning.
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My guess would be that WC Boggs (Taiwan) Ltd. will be putting it in their next production to facilitate some sort of liquidation scam.
At least being in the U.S. she is not a benefit claimant and a one person drain on NHS resources.
Good Morning
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Our widescreen cameras can just about accomodate shapely Emily Thornberry, but even then, we had problems shooting the naked wrestling in mid scenes with Diane Abbott (don’t worry Thomas – you haven’t missed it, it is in our summer release) but I don’t think the equipment has yet been invented to capture her (except possibly a strong elephant trap).
The best use I can think for her would be to come over to the UK and sit on Rodney’s face and give the most powerful eructation known to man as she does so. The first British Pm to be gassed to death.
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Hi Jack, how’s tricks?
This creature is not on my guest list.
Not after the last time I arranged the capture of a lardo into my dungeon.
The broke the service lift.
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Now, now Thomas , we know that the unusual piques your interest 😁
I’m sure you could do something magnificent with this Beast 😍
It could even be the pinnacle of your ‘ career ‘ !
I’m sure you’ve descended beyond ‘ coy ‘ now.
You filthy beggar 😂
Ethel and I are in good spirits. 👍
Good morning 🌄👍
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The gorgeously cute girl on the far left hand side of the panel is trying so hard not to piss herself laughing at this mutant in the video.
The only thing this freak is capable of destroying is a large tray of steak and kidney pukka pies in a single sitting.
The fucking gut on it!
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Off topic is it St George’s Day today wouldn’t have guessed as there’s fuckall in the media. We must be racist if we mention it.
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Fucking foreigner. Time we took back control and had an English patron saint.
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We could adopt St. Fiacre as mentioned on these pages a month or two ago.
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Gaaaahhh! – me fucking arse grapes!
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We do! St Edmund the martyr in the reign of athelstan between 924 – 939 AD, hope that helps.
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St. Edmund was replaced as England’s patron saint by St. George in the 15th century. Hope that helps.
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It’s a challenging wank, that’s for sure.
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It’s been 2 hours, Chuff, .. Unless I misunderstood ; are you still working at it or did you chuck in the towel(or cross the line)in the meantime? 😄
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One thing’s for sure, Sir Two Kweer would snog it.
Good morning, everyone.
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🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡
Seriously this belongs in papa lazarou’s freak show or a very high security mental health institution….I despair that someone would actually support this monstrosity into believing the utter bilge it spouts… 👽🛸Zargon look there’s earth,nah forget it there’s nothing intelligent there 😩
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Sounds expensive that my dear sir.
Give it a phosphorus grenade to cuddle instead.
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Prepare the rubber room for it 😄
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I more or less knew who they were before listening with my sensitive ears and with trepidation I had to for my comment. Yes I was right, a load of yanks croaking nonsensical grammatical English. What do you expect, when they don’t have a language of their own.
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Happy St George’s Day, it seems appropriate to have a fucking dragon as the first nomination, slay it now!
Oh dear, over to Thomas 😂
🏴
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I’ll remind ye once again that the existence of the likes of that IS of course a shameful reflection on a supposedly premier species, … the fact it has a fan club just compounds that.
Michael Barrymore has 1.7 million adoring Tik Tok followers is another fact just to hammer that point home, (awight at the back, there?) …
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Surely Garlick the Destroyer?
Is it in the Liebore Cabiniet yet?
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OT:
https://www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14635473/amp/Civil-servant-faces-jail-pocketing-40-000-bogus-expenses-faking-sick-note-travel-world.html?amp_js_v=0.1&usqp=mq331AQIUAKwASCAAgM%3D#
Oven.
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Third world Britain..!
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Tip of the fucking iceberg.
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He must have been a DEI pick, ah well we live and learn 😂
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I can’t help but wonder how many other people in his department are shitting themselves now.
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Scum oven Unkle
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O/T.
Do you think news night will invite him back…?
https://youtube.com/shorts/ROoHROu7Fwc?si=brI6pGMeDBizjXyl
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He (interviewee) fucking hammered the cunt, but with measured tone.
‘I know better than you what I think’ … nice!
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Disgusting. Tolerance of same is endorsement.
There’s another nom-worthy thing I’ve seen reported but will not be norming, so will air the repugnant gist here.
‘Onlydowns’. Here’s the description :
“A woman with Down syndrome has been artificially created to pose as an Instagram influencer, with additional content on OnlyFans and Fanvue”.
It was so popular, apparently, that like flies around shit, the lowest of our species have piled in to copy that, .. and – as I said earlier in this topic – there’s a fucking audience for this stuff. Paying to jerk off(presumably) to artificially created Down syndrome people/avatars.
Skipped nomming it as am not into anyone potentially taking the piss out of actually disabled people who had no choice in the cards they were dealt at conception.
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Wtf?
We desperately need a severe cull.
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I think you’re all beastly.
Gorlock the defiler is just a young girl, with big bones.
It’s none of your business what LL likes to wank over.
Slap her arse LL
Surfs up👍
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Hehe , you rotter Miserable.
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He’s a top secret CIA experiment that went wrong.Kill it using a flamethrower 🔥🔥🔥
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Misgendering is not OK, Edward.. 😉
(tbh until it was clarified in the third paragraph of the nom, I thought ‘he’ as well.)
‘It’ probably the better word all around, though.
As in : IT is a fucking disgrace.
A fucking mutant.
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It is
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It’s evident who’s a freak when the Meths dealer says, “I think your mate’s had enough.”
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I am the God of Hell Fire!
And I kill it with….🔥🔥🔥🔥
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=en1uwIzI3SE
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Excuse my manners but what in the fuck am I looking at?
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A cunt, mutant, disgrace probably on its way to being a millionaire, if not one already. (Estimations vary).
Let that settle in, fellow cunters…
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It’s probably already been spit roasted several times by Two Tier and Sillyband.. sloppy seconds anyone?
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It even qualifies as a modern art masterpiece.
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