Virtue signalling ( or covering your arse)
This excellent comment from Norfolk Cnt.
April 4, 2025 (Link to full comment here – NA)
A little O/T (but relevant to the state of this once-fair Land). Was perusing on my way home some nibbles to accompany a delicious beverage later. Amongst the KP nuts, crisps and other assorted tucker, I found a self-congratulatory packet of lentil chips virtuously announcing it was palm oil free, trans fats (surely transphobic that) and fucking HALAL COMPLIANT. 🤬🤬🤬 This wasn’t to reassure the native Brit that their food was free from barbaric, zero-animal-welfare-standards, ritualistic practices originating in 7th fuck kno where. It was to appease the ever growing curse of a belligerent, alien, hostile species in its aim to take over Europe that they can impose their ways right to down a sodding supermarket aisle amongst my favourite snacks. In East Anglia!!!
Well, inspired by this, I took a look at the snack tray, something I leave accessible to my family, who I love dearly but go through my cupboards and nick all the good shit!
The snack tray distracts them, and the leave my Godiva chocs alone.
Proper sweet’n’salty popcorn. Vegan. ✅
Sun Bites sour cream, vegetarian. Packet made with 50% recycled plastic. ✅
Crunchie, Partnering with Fairtrade Foundation.✅
Picnic. 100% Sustainably Sourced Cocoa. ✅
I could go on, but I think you get the idea, but what I personally, really, actually want to know is, who the fuck reads a wrapper when you’ve got the munchies?
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest (with an assist from Norfolk Cnt)
A genuine Food label containing strong ‘your species am dumb’ signalling :
‘Bavarian Mountain Salt, a premium rock salt pure & clean, made by natural processes in the Alpine wilderness and purifying naturally for some 50,000 years’
Best before 06/2026.
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Magnificent, CuntemAll!
Actually superceeds the ads for bottled water filtered through ancient rocks and bottled at source!
Move over Del Boy, you’ve been out hyped!
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Halal compliant!!! Do Fuck off..
There should be no labelling on food, make eating like Russian roulette..
Did that contain peanuts!! Oh dear I hope you have your epipen on you.
Just looked at a bag of roast beef and horseradish crisps, vegan friendly..
Why would a sickly, weak vegan be scoffing down a bag of roast beef crisps.
Stick to turnips and beets..
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Halal compliant. Yes…..in the making of this beef jerky, the cow had its throat cut whilst still alive, then strung up on a black and tackle to allow it’s blood to slowly seep from it’s body, so it slowly died in agony.
Anyone eating halal prepared meat is a cunt
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block and tackle…..cunting phone
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I only eat ham if it’s Halal and Kosher.
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Roast beef and.. Vegan friendly!
😂😂😂😂😂
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It’s a little known fact that fascism was defeated by the raspberry ripple:
https://www.benjerry.co.uk/values
‘We believe that ice cream can change the world’
Yes of course it can, you pair of self-important purveyors of overpriced dental rot and obesity.
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…and owned by unilever. Corporate cunts
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Their cows better not fart..
Climate destroying cunts..
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B&J: Stolen native American land should be returned to native Americans.
B&J’s HQ in Vermont is on stolen native American land.
Not a problem if you signal the right ‘values’.
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I stopped buying it when they started with the bumming thing.
It wasn’t clear if if they meant bumming your missus. which is obvi fine, so I erred on the side of caution.
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@gt….TBF the chocolate 🥥 chaing gang surprise with real flakes of the colonial yessum massa rare fruit was without doubt the reason slavery was ended …long live bum and chum 🤟…who knew that overpriced slush could be so empowering 🍦
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I’d enjoy chocolate even more if I knew beyond any doubt that a whole village of darkıes were ruthlessly taken advantage of during its production.
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Does Sam Beau check the the labelling on her wildebeest stew available at the local ethnic store, may contain wildebeest flavouring 😉
Food labelling purpose, to give the consumer information to make an educated choice but the reality is to shame or con the consumer into buying the more expensive option – kerching
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I appreciate that was a rhetorical question, Sicko, but to put your mind at rest, I cannot read and so eat the wrappers as well; which are probably more nutritious than the food inside them.
🍫🍉
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Eco friendly eating the wrappers, we need more of that 👍
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… bizarrely, I am able to write.
🫤
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I do fervently hope that all products marked “halal” are improved at the factory by essential added pork scratchings.
Additionally,just for fun,why doesn’t some boffin change the advisory”may contain nuts” to “definitely contains cunts”.
Lovely.
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They all deserve the full fat oven Unkle
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Happy Ēostre/Āsteron everyone and all Admins.
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Let me check…..when is the UK ‘racists’ day?
Ahhh…yes, April 23rd. No doubt the police and the media will have a field day covering that. Arresting people for being patriotic to their homeland and waving the English flag.
When the BBC show nearly 4 hours blanket coverage of Eid, and make a big thing about ‘paddys day’ you would hope the same would be afforded to St.Georges day……but it will be quietly brushed under the carpet no doubt
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St Banned’s Day will have the porkers on tenterhooks to arrest old ladies waving George Cross flags.
While those smelly bums waving Palestinian flags and bummers with their rainbow flags will get a free rimjob off PC Plod.
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err ok.
I was just wishing everyone a happy easter.
Meanwhile…at Cunt Engine’s house
https://youtu.be/HcVq3KHIRJg?t=79
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Here an exclusive pic from my love dungeon, the first time any cunters have seen from the sharp end, as it were:
https://images.app.goo.gl/7DTS6
Safe pic, ironically.
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Happy Easter Harold.
Jesus came back from the dead
Why not call it Sacred Zombie week?
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Don’t those old ladies waving their St George crosses about realise the cunt was a fucking foreigner, ffs?
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Traitors 😡
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Same to you Harold.
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Just a reminder that Tesco have got an Easter half price offer on lamb legs and beef joints if you have a club card.
Get in quick and fill the freezer up before the dakis rinse the lot.
Afternoon all.
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Cheers Odin The Mrs acually told me about this yesterday.
And we went today at 7am to Tesco Prestwich.
The chest freezer is now full.
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@norm…. disgusting, the other offer for 🪳 and 🦗 pie with afters of 🐌and 🐞 crumble should have been your choice and no clamouring with unsavoury types, much better class of people in the ‘climate saviour section’ 👍
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I would much prefer labelling that tells how many people were killed or maimed in the manufacturing of this product.
Like how many African children died mining the minerals for the tesla battery’s that the liberals just set light to.
Or how fingers did lammys staff members lose trying to keep him from eating all the jaffa cakes.
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Good comment.
It’s hypocrisy at it’s finest, to stand in Waitrose checking that some product is Fairtrade or cruelty-free, then gaily adding out of season strawberries and asparagus tips from Peru, before climbing into their EV road monster, powered by rare earth batteries mined by child slaves for the trip home.
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I was fuming, when the Dreamies had an LGBTQ rainbow across the packet.
What the fuck has sodomy and fake tadgers got to do wirh cat biscuits?
I didn’t buy them, until the LGBT shite was removed (and it has been now). Anyway, my cats like the Bonkers treats from Morrisons. And they’re cheaper.
I’ve seen some real shit, when I’ve been in the supermarket with Mrs Norman.
LGBTQ lager in Tesco, Fat Reg Marmrite, loads of Ramadan and Eid shite, gay garden gnomes. Horrible stuff.
And, of course, there are things that are specifically aimed at the BAME and Treeswinger community. Coca-Cola have spread anti-white rhetoric. And those cunts at Walkers making KFC flavoured crisps. And, we all know about almost every TV commercial featuring blacks.
And, the amount of classic sweets that have been ruined. Fruit Gums, Fruit Pastiles, Midge – sorry – ‘Mini’ Gems, Wine Gums and Licorice Allsorts. All now changed to be ‘vegan friendly’. Much loved and iconic institutions altered, just to appease a few psychotic whinging social media lefties. Who gives a fuck about vegans/ If theu don’t like certain things, then theu shouldn’t eat them. Vegans are cunts anyway. They claim not to like meat. Then they want and eat meat substitutes. Vegans are and always will be complete fucks.
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I like the fact JP has the foresight to distract sticky fingered family members with a snack tray of lesser quality items.
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Biscuit related subterfuge?
Bloody Good Show.
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Hoarding the Viennese Whirls and passing off the near out date fig rolls.
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Busted!
I actually do stock it with items like Mars Bars and Crunches, the genuine ones too, and not the Lidl/Aldi ripoff fakes.
It’s that I like Lily O’Brien and Hotel Chocolat, and if I don’t keep them otherwise occupied, they nick MY good stuff.
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Who’s Lily o Brian?
Some old bird you met down the Darby and Jone club?
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Makes lovely chocolate, Mis. Tons better then Cadburys shite.
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I still have a soft spot for Smiths Chipsticks and Mars Milky Ways.
I tried some ‘Jack’s’ Tesco Value Salt and Vinegar sticks. They were shit. Dry as fuck and tasted like pickled piss.
The Tesco version of Milky Way are OK. But still not as nice as the orignal.
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Smiths crisps were my favourites.
Horror bags. 👍
Fangs, bones, claws, and bat’s.
Marketing at its finest.
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Used to love them horror bags a fair bit of pocket money went on them.
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Used to love them horror bags a fair bit of pocket money went on them.
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I loved Salt and Vinegar Bones, Miserable.
Salt and Vinegar Chipsticks are the best.
But only the real Smith’s ones.
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I saved the packets as a little lad Norm,sent them off (smiths factory in Stockport)
I got a cardboard Dracula mask I wore till it fell apart 😅
Here’s the advert
https://youtu.be/aF9ISi9g_AQ?si=JMEz6N0_G4oj5QCg
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If you survived an aeroplane crash in the middle of nowhere with very little chance of staying alive, unless you ate some of the passengers having already died, would you eat the bodies of loved ones first or last, to stay alive.
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I’d sacrifice myself, Sammy ( because I’m noble like that), not that I’d ever be on board a plane with my family.
Go on holiday with them?
My idea of Hell.
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I would eat the tastiest looking fucker or the nearest one if I was finding it difficult to move
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I’d eat any of them accept the black ones, 🤮
Hollow them out as waterproofs.
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😁
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All these companies that want to sell food items to peacefuls want the halal badge on the packet. The companies have to pay for the privilege it’s not free. Thing is money talks merit walks. Soon you will be seeing packets of lard with non halal printed all over it.
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Some food labelling is downright deceitful.
I remember some store selling beef sausages ( an oxymoron, if ever there was) labelled 100% British beef.
However, a check of the listed ingredients read:
Beef 13% ( guaranteed 100% British)!
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Yorkie – Not for girls.
Remember that?
It was true.
Birds didn’t have the jaw strength.
But you’d get a prison term now.
Those new women the ones with big Adams apples and a magnum tash would be okay maybe,
But most women would cry if a Yorkie fell on they’re foot.
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Remember Space Raiders, MNC?
And Salt N’ Shake crisps?
I’d love a bag that had mini muslims in, made of maize and you can shake them up with a little sachet of bacon flavouring (made with real bacon).
Before eating them, you could line them up outside a play mosque made from a shoe box and drive a toy car over them, see how they like it, the little maize cunts.
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Think you can still get Space raiders Thomas?
Muslim crisps?
Eid and onion
Jeddah cheese
Eaten at weddings when the bride has finished having her face painted and come off the bouncy castle 😁
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I painted my wifes face on our wedding night MNC.
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Snap!
Well played sir.
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Afternoon UT/all.
In Wales, brides get their faces painted like this: 🐑
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I used to like Yorkie it made me the man I am today with a fondness for lorries and for some unknown reason hammers
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My wife operates a snack and coffee bar within a local show on occasions, and she gets so many cunts coming in asking about ingredients and telling her all about their intolerances, so now if the say ‘do any of your products contain nuts etc etc’ she just says ‘YES’ to everything. Cheese roll…..yes, it may contain nuts, fried egg…yes it may contain nuts.
Covers her arse…….and importantly fucks those cunts off.
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She could save herself a lot of time, CC, if she just put a notice up saying
No, it’s NOT!..
Then pointing at it.
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FFS, makes me wonder how we ever survived eating anything in the 50s/60s.
No fridge, no freezer, just a cold marble slab in the outhouse.
No food labels, if it weren’t mouldy in your gob it went…
Never ailed fuck all…!
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Do Weigh & Save shops still exist? I haven’t seen one in ages.
No packaging waste, buy just as much as you need, and no virtue signalling labels. Which all seemed very laudable, until the day I saw someone with a cold whose runny nose was dripping into the tub of flour.
I decided someone else could save the planet for me.
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These cunts who mither about ingredients,
Is it sustainable?
Is it. Ethical?
Does it have transfats?
Is it halal?
Does it contain nuts?
Fuck. Me.
Queue 40 deep behind them.
It’s not give us a clue!
Your buying a packet of crisps you twat.
Never heard of anyone dying from a packet of crisps.
Give up your money, fuck off and try not to choke.
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Should tell ’em to step to one side and read the blurb on the packet, lazy arsed bastards who can’t be bothered to check for theirselves!
Probably one of them “mystery shoppers”, going round trying to make the lazy, disinterested checkout girl look, well, lazy and disinterested!
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Don’t think I’ve ever read the ingredients on anything JP.
I’m motivated by taste, not some sickly cunt scared of peanuts,
Or someone who worries about calories, just taste.
Couldn’t be doing with all that palaver.
Long as it doesn’t have arsenic, rat droppings, or spice,
Count me in.
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I just check there’s no mushrooms, I’m allergic, got an epipen and the lot.
Can’t even have “drizzled with the best truffle oil” on owt, ’cause truffles are funghi.
I can eat a chocolate truffle, though, and them coconut mushrooms.
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Never heard of that before JP.
Mushrooms eh?
Not really missing out, apart from on a full English.
If you feel like your missing out a tunnocks teacake with the chocolate sucked off make a excellent substitute!!
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Sort of like that bowl of almonds and brasil nuts I leave out for Carol singers, at Christmas, Mis.
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Indeed, Google it, nothing with funghi.
So if my kids try to murder me with a ham and mushroom pizza, I’d see ’em coming a mile off.
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As a nipper, my dad worked as a salesman for Bosch. He caught me drawing swastikas on his boxes of samples.
I got a good hiding for that…
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I mean I was a nipper, not my dad 🤣
⬅️ Anyway, who’s this cunt?
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My cocoa beans are harvested sustainably
My avocado an toast also supports many poor people
I feel cleansed knowing that I am doing everything possible to promote the green an net zero nuts bollocks.
So what, if they have to travel 5000 airline miles to reach my table.
It’s the environment that I care for and the poor people also, before I forget.
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I hear those soulless corporate vampires Mondelez are elbowing the dark Toblerone.
No doubt to do with cocoa and treeswingers. Not upsetting them and all that.
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Indeed, Norman.
I have seen a similar news snippet about dark chocolate Toblerone.
I hate dark chocolate, so don’t gaf.
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I believe it’s to do with a scarcity of cocoa beans, dark chocolate uses more cocoa, so that’ll pump prices up, people buy less and your profit line drops faster than a Mondelez executive off the top of a tall building.
Therefore, stop producing the dark chocolate version, for a while.
The white chocolate version is absolutely shite, BTW.
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Talk about first world problems.
If you were properly starving you would eat almost anything and not give a flying fuck on whether its sustainable or some toothless umbongo is being exploited in some African toilet.
Most of these pricks look like they have allergies or take vitamins.
You know what food packaging would really shock them?
‘Produce of Israel’.
Boycott the Hanukkah biscuits!
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We all consume roughly about a credit card side of plastic per year, LL
and thats just the tip, I still try to avoid as best one can.
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Would you even eat Dianne Abbott? Out?
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I’d have to pour vinegar on her piss flaps first Thomas.
Be like two slightly warm out of date black puddings.
And I wouldn’t do it for anything under a tenner
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Oh and I get to keep the Beatles wig.
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Thats just too much chiggen lickin infected sauce for me.
Standards must be adhered to THCE.
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