Dominic Littlewood (4)

Following a mention in a recent thread, I decided missing Mitchell brother Dominic Littlewood need cunting again. For every BBC uber cunt like Gary Lineker or Nagging Munchabutty there are a dozen of these pricks, cunts for hire presenting braindead dross for jobless ball scratching slobs. He is like the BBC version of Yosser Hughes….gizza job…I can do that!.

The slap headed Essex monkey gimp has carved out a bit of a career on the box as some crusading consumer rights hero, fighting for the little guy and the terminally stupid not vetting tradesmen correctly with such shows as ‘Cowboy Builders’, ‘Saints and Scroungers’ and ‘Don’t Get Done, Get Dom’. All highly ironic of course as the fucking BBC and its TV license fee are one of the biggest crooks in the country.

Anyway, here is some cops from Texas tasering our Dom for making another shit TV programme.

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Nominated by Liberal Liquidator.

32 thoughts on “Dominic Littlewood (4)

  1. Does tv shows about cowboys and scammers while working for the biggest bunch of grifters and thieves the BBC.

    Is there a cloning room at the Beeb that churns these muppets out.
    One plus point he will never be a bigger cunt than Gary “black man” Lineker.

    • I reckon Lineker’s a brown hatter. All that cash, fame, lifestyle, all the lefty totty sliding off their chairs at him. And he’s single? Long term?

      When this wanker’s star starts to fade, he’ll “come out” on some national media outlet, weeping, desperate for attention.

      So brave.

  2. Cunt got to stare at Melinda Messenger’s lovely great big blue eyes while pretending to hassle crooked builders on one of those shows 15ish years ago … and for that alone, I hold some resentment towards the cunt… there but for the grace of god I go and all that … 😄

    Beautiful great big blue eyes that lass has …

    • Morning chaps, if you happen to remember where I live, you might also know that that’s where Melinda’s from too.
      I used to see her out in the pub in the 90’s and, well, holy shit…she really was utter perfection.
      She used to have this dorky husband (Wayne) who we used to give shit to, just being 20-something arseholes…he was probably a decent guy, sick of twats trying it on with his missus!

      • Did she have one of those spinny washing-lines or a standard straight line one, Thomas? Must’ve been a well-worn path from the garden perimeter to the thing, that’s for sure …

      • Legs man, are ya?

        But in all honesty the temptation to steal her scarf off the washing line and have a sniff would have been there for the local pervs … 😄

    • He does, for burglary.

      Looks like a burglar, walks like a burglar, talks like a burglar…

      Most likely a turd burgler too.

      • Fckn little muppet. I have a criminal record, some of it bad luck, some I don’t regret but some because I was a cunt, and I’m not proud of it.

        My ass has been rehabilitated, as you lot can clearly see.

        But the idea I could then make a living being a snidey little shit, causing problems for people no worse than I was, no thank you.

        Self righteous little fckr is gonna pick the wrong bloke one day.

      • How many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn’t engaged in criminal activity to some degree?

        What the ruling classes fail to recognise is by making things illegal – like murder or arson – these activities acquire a certain mystique.

        For example, how many of us can honestly say that at one time or another he hasn’t vandalised the Blue Peter garden – trampling the grass, pouring petrol into the fish pond, setting it alight and murdering all the goldfish?

      • You should all be deported.

        I never realised I was sharing a site with bloody criminals!!

        I wondered where my crisps had gone out of my locker.

        Criminal record?
        Id have you flogged you dirty gypsy bastards.

  3. Before he became a consumer hero he was a part time travel expert.
    Giving his valuable views on holiday destinations.

    That was his first gig.

    Reinvented as a daytime superhero.
    He must give a good gobble to get these cushy, completely unsuitable and undeserved jobs.

    He looks like a shaved chimp.
    Probably has the same IQ.

    The cunt.

    Good morning everyone.

  4. Never trust a slap head (especially ones with a beard)

    As an aside why are all Union bosses slap heads, must be a requirement for the job 😂

  5. Thanks for letting me know the annoying little potato headed cunt is still with us. A lump hammer would’ve done a better job.

    The comedian Jeff Innocent might look similar, but far better at making me laugh.

  6. Little Littlewood is a total wanker, and a totally deluded lone (he is the slaphead’s Keir Starmer). He would be last on your list to officially open your charity shop in the local High Street – you give that sort of gig to a former “star” of Hollyoaks. I wouldn’t mind betting he would pay YOU to let him open it.

    He is the sort of ugly cunt who was made for daytime TV – what he lacks in gravitas he makes up for in self-regarding bullshit.

  7. I’ve only vaguely heard of the cunt.

    Another off the production line of cheap as cheaps daytime tele filler I assume.Shite in other words.

    Morning all.

  8. I would pay to see him really ride the lightning, get him strapped in ol’ sparky.
    I would be grinning like a Cheshire cat when they shouted roll on one.

  9. Is that picture above the promo shot for his newest forthcoming bottom-of-the-barrel afternoon TV show, “Cowboy Proctologists” ? where Dom steps in & finishes off the jobs done badly by immigrant colorectal surgeons whose diplomas turn out to be poor, misspelled photocopies in poundshop plastic frames?

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