Inspired by Miserable Northern Cunts comment about seeing a delivery robot in Altrincham recently, I decided to have a little wander around the t’interweb to see what was what.
I came across this.
Well, I don’t know about you, but I can see all kinds of problems here. I’m not very tech savvy, but couldn’t some computer freak devise a program that could divert the drone?
What if it smashes into a newly build loft extension that isn’t on Google maps yet?
How about if the motor fails, and it drops on some poor twats head?
I suppose, if you lived somewhere really remote and needed emergency supplies/medication, this method of delivery could be a lifesaver.
I could think of endless scenarios, that don’t end well, as I’m sure you lot could, but fgs, is this really progress or just showing off?
Nominated by : Jeezum Priest
How do they deliver to blocks of flats if the door number is only visible from the hallway?
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Could they be reprogrammed to deliver anthrax to illegal immigrant hotels…☠️
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The one I saw was swaggering down the road like it was Liam Gallagher.
I felt a instant deep revulsion and visceral hatred for the little cunt.
They brought in immigrants as cheap Labour,
Taking jobs that should be filled by English workers.
Now these.
No sick days
No sick pay
No overtime pay
No holiday pay
No pension contributions.
A capitalists dream.
Android slave labour.
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Do capitalists dream of electric sheep Mis?
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To be honest Termy,
I blame that Isaac Asimov for putting ideas into people’s heads.
He’s got a lot to answer for that fella.
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Good nom.
What if it accidentally drops an H-bomb on Parliament?
😳
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A Guy Fawkes drone😀
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💥💥💥
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Let’s all club together and generously buy some nice packages of sausages and bacon to be droned into the middle of some mosques during evening prayers.
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Great idea Thomas, combine said foodstuffs with a thermobaric bomb and voila cooked on impact, ready to eat.
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For London area stab proof drones only.
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But realistically BB, think what fun could be had with a .22!
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What a spiffing idea, oodles of fun with little outlay. Much more exciting than potting little bunnies back of the woods. Which I have not done for over 40 years don’t like bloodsports anymore. Would I be allowed to use .22 magnum (flatter trajectory, higher velocity) better to overcome the swirly winds in built up areas.
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Crossheads BB
Do more damage on impact.
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Fuck that a Barrett light 50.
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Sounds good on paper.. i saw kfc had launched self driving delivery vehicles in China.
Imagine that in our low trust society, the chimps would tear it to bits in under a hour.
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An hour?
If it has KFC inside it, then its life expectancy will be measured in minutes.
What’s left will be sold for scrap to buy cheap bling, more KFC and brightly coloured clown shoes to attract the opposite sex.
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If they take the jobs of immigrants who drive their Sprinters like a weapon it can’t be a bad thing. Perhaps Just Eat could do something similar and make the scooter scum redundant too
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Drone mischief? .. I imagine an A.I. controlled drone or 2 working in conjunction could take down a jumbo jet around departure or approach.
The Amazon thing? .. backwards progress. How many of the things would need to be in service with all associated costs to break even against the Couriers who are still doing the rounds anyways with bulkier or heavier items?
Arghh. Fuck the world anyways etc. (I’m in a hurry today) … laterz!
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Perhaps they should ask the lags in h.m. prisons, they seem to be well savvy with the delivery scenarios 💊💉….
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What the fuck are they droning on about now.
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I’ve never in my life had a problem walking to the shops.
Never.
If it was a considerable distance
I could drive there.
In what world would I need some fuckin droid to go the shops for me?
You’d have to be in seriously bad health Or as I suspect
One right lazy fat nerd cunt who Wears star wars pyjamas and works from home.
They’re basically doing kids chores at the moment,
Nipping the shop
Washing the pots
Mowing the lawn etc
But they’re ambitious!
Be lawyers, doctors and politicians in a couple of years
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Oh and when you go the garage and query the invoice?
Be a fuckin Terminator or Robocop who steps out of the office to discuss it with you.
Three daleks behind him.
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Its the ultimate in laziness, Mis. Unless you’re disabled.
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Bugger.
Well that puts an end to my charity appeal scam for waterhole water delivery.
💦🔫
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Dump everything into the Amazon Desert, or is it the rainforest and be done with.
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It’ll never happen in Liverpool. No wheels to pinch.
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They’re stealing kids pocket money for going. At least its saving the odd life these days.
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Also the husband or wife who nip for that imaginary loaf, to start another life.
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This is the one I saw
https://youtu.be/D-_0u0RsVWQ?si=oITFhQMcLbwPzvn6
Kill it.
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Hear its accent?
Camp yank.
Like Roddy mcdowell..
And that boffin said they have the potential to replace vans?
Bollocks.
Let’s see the little cunt deliver a fitted kitchen 300miles.
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Bet it can’t bring you your slippers and the morning paper.
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They’ve been running for years in Milton Keynes Mis. Our younger lives there and sometimes uses them, reckons the system works a treat. The American accent might grate but they speak better English than the dooshka delivery drivers. Speaking of whom they’re the people whose jobs are put at risk by the robots. Seems to me your job is one of the safest out there. It can’t be off-shored and the sun will rise in the west before robots can move folk’s furniture and paraphernalia between homes. It’s stairs that will defeat them.
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It stairs that ultimately defeated the Daleks too.
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What these drones are doing, is shoplifting.
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We’ll end up watching drone dogfight, my mother watched in their last war.
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My company should start designing drones large enough for personal transportation.
Under the guise of the enviroment, sustainability and all that nonsense, we could get a goverment grant, develop an amazing drone and I could use it to swoop down on a film set, scoop up Sienna Miller and deliver her directly into the chute on my roof that leads to my love dungeon, where her sojourn would be delightfully arduous.
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Sounds like a winner.
You should get to work on that ….. interfrastically ….
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I shall set to work the moment I have consumed my delicious pendigestatory interludicle, Cuntemall.
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Like this, Thomas?
https://images.app.goo.gl/i15Dz2zdwrqZr5B46
Now all it needs is a couple of mounted M2 ,50 cal machine guns on the front to really get the party started.
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It’s an exciting business opportunity.
A bit like being on safari but in Birmingham,the locals could ambush the contraption,chuck a bit net over it and hold it for ransom.
However it also seems likely that Bezos would deploy his Amazon branded Reaper drones to extract a bloody revenge.
Great t.v.
Good morning.
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Can they deliver Salma Hayek?
Asking for Ron.
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Morning GT/all.
Salma Hayek in the bikini in ‘From Dusk Till Dawn’ is utter perfection:
https://images.app.goo.gl/YoSkQ
Safe pic.
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Where is Ron, maybe he has been kidnapped by Salma 👍
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I can just imagine his suffering as she smothers him with her tits to the point of asphyxia and then brings him back round by sitting on his face and wiggling her arse…Repeatedly.
Poor Ron. If only I could take his place, I would.
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Did you twig the filthily deceptive wording in the link, about the new truck fleet?
“Amazon expands zero-exhaust emission deliveries with the UK’s largest-ever order of electric trucks”.
“Zero-exhaust emissions”. Pure fucking cuntitude. A true statement, technucally, but omitting more fact than it contains relevant to the subject however.
Saw another similarly lie-based headline claim this morning already…. “A wrong turn onto a bridge at the US-Canada border has a Detroit woman facing deportation, claims the A.P.
An illegal immigrant with no right whatsoever to BE in the U.S., who just so happens to have picked Detroit as her place to stay in illegally is the more factual description.
So : “A wrong turn onto a bridge at the US-Canada border has an illegal immigrant facing deportation” would have been way more accurate. Half a dozen more deceptions by omission in the article, then. And AP claim to be an impartial news source, in the multiple begging pop-up’s to go with that story.
The car was being driven by her illegal-immigrant brother, the article goes on to NOT mention for 9 fucking paragraphs.
The cunts.
https://apnews.com/article/detroit-immigrant-detention-bridge-canada-border-820a956eba7d09d6f956d6a148b9bf6b
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Clarifying a point or two … they DID mention the brother several times throughout. Just chose to leave-out his non-legal status until the end. You can tell it was constructively designed(the writing) to do that. Deceitful. SHE was 7 years there on the dirty.
“Every dollar you donate will go towards unbiased articles like this one”, they claim(the AP), the thoroughbred hypocrites.
And so, finally : the “the cunts” at the end of the original post… did I mean the AP, or the 2 illegals with that?
Come onnnnn!! … I meant the whole fucking lot of them.
p.s. I’ve driven across that bridge! No arrests/detentions *when you’re not breaking the law* was my experience of it. 5⭐️
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Likely to be seen belly up, smashed to bits, burnt out, stripped of any useful components and the contents gone.
What next? Armed robocops? “You have fifteen seconds to comply”.
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Every cloud has a silver lining. Imagine the scene – Dame Kweer is anxiously waiting outside his front door. That duckie new suit that Lord Alli has bought him for the Pope’s funeral is due to be delivered – the brand new drone, with it’s rotor arms honed to perfection goes a little too low and decapitates Auntie Starmer. They send the head off to Rome and as a special favour, they allow it to put in the tomb with Francis – ooo-err missus! – Lady Starmer becomes a rich widow for acting as Rodney’s beard for twenty years, and the rest of the cadaver can be boiled up and will keep the inmates at a migrant hotel fed all weekend. Go down a treat with some Daddies sauce and chips. It will be Halal as well, as all the blood will drip down the driveway in North London.
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London could be great again if they employ some Jewish ED-209’s to patrol the streets.
“Please put down your cousin. You have 20 schmekels to comply”.
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Or get some Mr Meseek boxes
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Will the late pontiff be fucking some sense into Keir the cunt. Or will Keir the cunt be giving the pope an eternal nosh? (allegedly)
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If you go from 3 minutes 40 seconds in this clip you will get the idea:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtDYcCCDbzU
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Going by the state of amazons vans i see with all bits hanging off and dented to fuck, they wont last long. Blocks of flats, drones, cameras = a perverts delight.
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Moderated for a word on a site where you can say all the swear words, for fucks sake.
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What word would that be?
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My favourite barred word in this site is “đwårf”, MJB.
They’re hilarious.
And creepy as fuck.
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P e r v e r t s, mb.
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What if I say its dwarfed into insignificance.
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Not … jew?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PmCLeTqD4hY&pp=ygUiU291dGggcGFyayBtb3ZpZSB5b3UgY2FudCBzYXkgZnVjaw%3D%3D
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Is dwarf no longer a trigger word?
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Fuck!
It still is.
How come Sammy got away with it?
Jammy bastard.
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There’s nothing like the personal touch.
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Clueless 🤡🤡🤡.Not planned through.
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