This, an ad for Paco Rabanne
Well, I don’t know about you lot, but £55 for a scent?
No, me neither. Why do these brain dead people advertise on daytime TV?
Do they really think anyone of worth is watching ITV3 and thinking “Oh wow! There’s my next car?”
In fact, why are they advertising owt that costs more than £5k?
Someones missing a trick, here.
Del Boy Cars, one lady owner. No, it’s not a cut and shut.
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
I know everyone thinks this, but I consider myself immune to advertising, in fact if an ad is annoying, preachy or bi-racual/gay all it will do is ensure I never buy that tat.
The only way ads influence me is when I’ve already decided I want something, then I might take a look to see which brand I want. Again, certain brands have lifetime bans in my household. LG (Load of Garbage), Sony (cool gadgets but prone to dying for no good reason), Ford, Citroen, Fiat, Renault, Gillette, Budweiser, Halifax… the list goes on.
Jaguar, wtf???
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The effort and especially the amount of money put into advertising baffles me. It’s the biggest con since the South Sea Bubble. Who but a complete moron would be influenced by any of it? Electric car anyone? Bud Lite? Cadbury’s Creme eggs?
Do fuck off.
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Mrs Cunter puts on the telly the moment that she gets up.
Background noise.
I have seen some daytime programmes but they are almost all about buying something cheap and trying to sell it for a profit.
Adverts tend to be about funerals or charities on the scrounge.
I don’t think that many daytime television viewers will be interested in giving to charities.
They will probably be waiting for their next benefit to be paid so they can top up their pay as you go mobiles and buy scratch cards.
However, a £55 bottle of scent may be worth putting on the shoplifting list.
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Good point, Art.
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I suppose the companies involved have so much money that they have nothing better to do than waste it on television advertising despite knowing their product is already a success.
Quite off-putting if you ask me,like a plumber turning up to your house in a Rolls Royce,not a good sign.
But,naturally,everyone involved in the “advertising industry” are complete cunts and they can stick their products up their hoops.
Anyway,I’m off now to buy a new kitchen that I saw on TV that had a voice over by a lesbîan and starred a grinning wőg married to a chīnky.
Perfect.
Good morning.
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Ads are no longer aimed at whit people.All for the effnicks.As far as I am concerned Jaguar can shove their pink vibrator up their rear end.Bunch of 🤡🤡🤡
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WHITE.SPASTIC PHONE.
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The most nauseating one I’ve seen in the last decade must be for McCain oven chips.
Every single actor is a darkıe of some hue or benders touching each other. 🤢
It’s enough to put you off your chips.
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Advertising only up to £5K. Thanks to Rachel From Accounts/Richard lll, most people watching daytime TV would be hard put for anything over £5
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Another good point.
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‘Del Boy Cars, one lady owner’
The other eight were slags.
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😁
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I’ve always believed, If anything needs to be advertised, it can’t be much cop. Otherwise why bother. They’re not here to help you, they just want your money.
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The great thing about TV ads is they tell you what’s best to buy.
And that’s nice of them because it saves you having to think.
However, if owt’s advertised on the telly I don’t buy it,
Not least because there’s too many blacks.
As far as I can see you might as well take a running jump,
Except nowt’s ever been any good anyhow.
So you just have to buy what you can and hope for the best.
Most of what you get for your money you may as well sling on the fireback.
Specially with all them blacks and that.
Besides, would we be any the worse off if we didn’t have any of this rammel?
Fuck them.
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A fair point.
I think that the first ever television advert was for washing powder.
How many times since then has the powder been improved.
The last batch of adverts will tell you that the tablets are at least twice as good as they were only last year and you won’t get the dreaded boomerang smell which we have all had to put up with.
The first ever advertised washing powder must have been complete shit.
They were lying to us all along.
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I don’t mean to be a know it all cunt, but the first advert to be shown in Britain on September 22nd 1955 was for Gibbs SR toothpaste. The soap powder adverts are more famous, though remember Craig Douglas (“gets straight to the heart of the wash”), Jessie Matthews (“lovely drying weather, isn’t it?”) and camp old Desmond Carrington (“can I do your washing for three weeks duckie”?). Thinking is I don’t know which powders they advertised. If they did them today Alan Carr would no doubt do Fairy.
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I stand corrected, but you get the point.
Whatever happened to Vim?
Fuck all of the modern day stuff.
Vim worked.
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Vim’s still available.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Classic-Scourer-Whitening-Powder-Bleach/dp/B07XL5NL9C/ref=sr_1_6_mod_primary_new?
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Kitchen Gun® & Toilet Grenade® …
https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&v=t2UY_3RNggU
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-7NDP8V-6A
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I remember Vim, but according to dear old Mollie Weir all you needed was “a big bucket of Flash – it does the job in a quarter of the time”
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I’m still reeling from Jif being rebranded as Cif.
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Talking of modern day stuff that doesn’t work Artful, has anyone else noticed how fucking useless fly sprays have become? A fly buzzing around in the bathroom last night, sprayed the fucker square-on with a fresh can of “Raid.” Went in there this morning and the fucking thing was still flying! EU elf and safety regs I reckon.
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I’m sure that in past, better times, adverts used to be aimed at the people they thought may be watching. Now anything goes. If I’m watching bangers and cash, junk and disorderly,, the motorbike show etc do I really want to buy cream for a dry minge ( use more spit ), or pissy pants. Also sick and tired of funeral plans and betting ones. Just fuck off and let me enjoy my programmes, cunts
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And black cunts on them. Most of the stuff I watch hardly have any coloured gentlemen featured. Perhaps that’s why I watch them
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The Malteaser advert has a white man in it.
Grandma’s companion.
He is obviously made to play the part of a fucking retard in front of the sophisticated black family.
My in-laws are all black.
I have never heard any of the women refer to shagging as ‘getting it on’.
Load of shit!
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I have just asked the wife how her mum would have worded the phrase (doesn’t like to think of us) ‘getting it on’.
“No wanna tink of us grine’
Now that, in the ad would be more appropriate for their target black viewers.
I know that she gets annoyed by the ad where the black woman refuses to eat her lamb without mint sauce.
She says to me,”What fucking black woman would want anything other than pepper sauce?”.
If you are going to use black people in ads at least get it right.
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As you say sir Mali, time was adverts were targeted with a certain precision. I was playing the Queen of the Night aria by Diana Damrau on Youtube when a message popped up; “Recommended for you, Ed Sheeran and Justin Beiber!” I suppose you can see where they’re coming from but it made me laugh out loud.
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The adverts for bingo sites are clearly created for intellectually subnormal people. I can’t imagine a world where I’d be tempted to bet what little money I had because I was charmed by dancing cows, pandas or even flying saucers. If anyone was ever in any doubt of the contempt the general public is held in by advertising agencies, just watch a few of these adverts. You won’t have to wait long either because they get shown about every 15 minutes so the viewer is assumed to have memory loss as well as being as thick as pigshit.
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Another thing that fucking irritates me, although it is seen more on billboard adverts than TV, is people with their arms folded heroically and looking to camera in a knowing superior way, for example, anyone working for the NHS. There’s a particularly annoying one seen around Bristol featuring three or four kids who’ve been picking up litter and then stand around heroically with their arms folded. They should really be keeping their heads down and keeping quiet until they are old enough to have tits or a job. I don’t feel like I’m explaining this very well, but it always brings my piss to boiling point when I see it.
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Many years ago, before mobiles, there was an ad for a telephone which had a flashing light instead of a ringer — for the benefit of deaf* people.
I often wondered how many they sold.
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* “Hearing deficit condition” for our gen-Z viewers.
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Advertising is a curse. Just going off from what you tell me, why do you think they use witchdoctors and their witchcraft. This is from a person who doesn’t watch advertising. Its brainwashing in my opinion. You shouldn’t be swayed into buyers things, it should be the other way round. You consult by going to a doctor for instance, remember.
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I do the simple things by going shopping and making my own mind up, by reading and choosing what’s best. The thing we used to do before being brainwashed. Take notice from someone who went through war rationing.
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Spent a few minutes contemplating the last time advertising ‘got’ or worked on me. Television ad, it was, … verrry much had to have what was being sold …
It was called the Big Trak, and the google says that was the run up to Xmas 1979. So I was 5.
$1.1 trillion was spent on advertising last year. Up from $600 billion in 2020. Badctrrnding, that right there! Cunters are wondering why so much of it exists, when it doesnt affect them specifically?
Its because you’re heavily outnumbered by children, and children-level DUMB-as-kids (adult)cunts …
Bollocks shows, useless ‘comedians’ trash advertised in trashy ads … all aimed at the lowest common denominator. The old 80/20 rule …. you mightn’t be swayed by the ad your usual supermarket is pushing on TV currently, .. but you’re paying your percentage TOWARDS the ad bill when you go there anyways. Same on every fucking (advertised) thing you buy, even if you never even saw the ad(s) in question.
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^ bad enough typo to warrant a correction. ‘bad trending’ the fucked up wording, re: quoted ad revenue hike.
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No point in my company advertising.
No darkıes could afford our product.
Come to think of it, neither can most honkıes.
It’s good to exclude the riff-raff.
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I bought one of these brilliant devices after seeing the advert, still got no idea what it does but ‘I love it’
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX68-on7kZk
1min 8sec
The power of advertising 👍
Just seen the news, Katy Perry is going into space on a large cock, I thought she had already done that with Russell Brand 😂
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Russell should be branded with cunt on the forehead.
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If like me when watching the only channel available and some annoying cunt comes along with another station and interrupts what you are watching, you would immediately fuck it off. That’s what I’ve been doing ever since.
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Due to this nomination being aimed at brain washing consumers, l shall leave it to the ones who can’t cope and the best of luck.
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Dunno about the rest of you but I’ve never seen a advert and gone and purchased something on the back of the advert.
You’d have to be gullible as fuck.
And any advert with a ethnic in the first few seconds gets instantly boycotted.
Know your audience and get fucked🖕
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What are you saying my X-ray specs I ordered won’t be genuine…
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Look, don’t laugh, but on the strength of a TV ad, I bought a rechargeable battery powered floor scrubber.
I’m old, my knees are knackered, I can’t get down there with the hand brush, bucket and rinsing rag these days, and a mop just don’t do it.
So I buy this thing, that’s supposed to be like using a scrubbing brush, charged it up, wet the floor and turned it on.
Well, it flung me all over the kitchen!
It took me about 20 seconds to turn it off because the fucking thing was like an out of control elephant vibrator.
Never again. Never!
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Women’s natural scents are priceless. The aroma that comes from their vagina sends me into ecstasy. My eyes and nose are all I need. I could live down between their legs pleasuring myself. Its only fools who want to pong of crude expense. Its getting the word out there. Its my money you only need.
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I used to prefer the classified small ads in the newspapers – discreet ads, not mean for TV audiences:
You know the sort of thing, as seen in The Islington Enquirer:
SURGICAL APPLIANCES: Discreet fittings arranged – apply Box 25 Starmer’s Truss Company
then of course the personal ads:
RETIRED GAY VICAR seeks riding instructor who is strict, own whip supplied. Stable lads welcome. C. Bryant Box No 69
SHOWER ASSISTED MASSAGES WITH TOPLESS HAND RELIEF from Angela Lisle Street, Leicester Square
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The adds first started out in the local shop window. The innocent owners didn’t realise what they were for. The one I always remembered was, Large Chest for Sale.
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I remember the early Monty Python’s Flying Circus sketch. The dirty bloke looking at the shop window adverts.
‘Chest of Drawers… Chest and Drawers… Cor!’
‘Large white pussycat for sale…. I’ll ‘ave a bit of that.’
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Every advert I see has a treeswinger in it.
That dancing fat black cunt in the Aldi adverts being a particular bete noire.
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OT. Roy Keane on Sky yesterday at St James’ Park.
‘Manchester United aren’t good at anything.’
Too true. They aren’t even good at being shit.
The useless hapless incompetent inept cunts couldn’t score with Phil Foden’s mum.
And three quarters of Manchester has already done that.
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These adverts you talk about having seen black blokes in that look out of place, is called apophenia.
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Wife: Tahiti looks nice!
Husband: Simon, Tahiti
Pilot: Wilco
Concorde banks to new course
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0Dn5k_MtZM
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Splendid, a fine example of exactly what I meant, says JP, hurling the remote at the screen whilst howling
” You spozzy cunt! “
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Some ads do work, the one that popped into my head yesterday the 13th as me and the old girl were charging around like nutters in our classic original mini was the christmas one from the eighties with 2 minis under the mistletoe and the tag line ” minis have feelings too” nuff said.
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I really don’t watch much TV, I’m a reader of crime fiction, but come about 4ish in the pm, I like to watch a bit of TV ( while the chef flambes my fillet mignon, dontcha know!)
Recently, Endeavour has been repeated, which was on far too late at night for me when originally shown.
Splendid, ticks all the boxes, gory crime, old fashioned values, not a mobile or iPad in sight, the occasional quare and absolutely no strong, independent wimminz!
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Endeavour is fucking shit.
The same script writers as Scooby Doo.
Absolute nonsense.
The Opera or Ancient Greek themed murders, just to work to Morse’s strengths.
The one about the broken down bus and the deserted hotel was ridiculous.
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Oh, it’s just the kind of mindless stuff that suits at this time of day, Art.
I’ve got chilled wine and snacks. I don’t want to be mentally challenged at this time of day, or indeed, this time of life.
I just love that there’s absolutely no so-called modern anything about it.
I’ve not seen the one you mentioned yet, but didn’t Shaggy and Scooby get filmed having a threesome with Thelma, and had to push the blackmailer over the cliff to her death, before they were exposed as pornographers and not wholesome college kids ( and dog)?
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I think Endeavour was originally broadcasted on Sundays at 8pm. Too late for you, Jeezum? That said, we recorded it and cut out the adverts, to watch at a time that suited us better. I reckoned it was pretty good.
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But I’m an old git, don’t have Sky, got one of them Firestick jiggithingums, haven’t got a clue how it works, or how to use it.
And yes, S-c, it’s not so much that it starts at 8, but doesn’t end until 10.
I’ve tried, but I start nodding off about 9pm, then wake up feeling like shit.
So I go to bed, read for a bit and drift off.
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I can sympathise with that, JP. We don’t have Sky or Netflix or any of that shite. Just regular freeview terrestrial channels and an HDD recorder to make the viewing experience tolerable. I’m currently watching Gal Gadot’s Wonder Woman which I recorded a few weeks back…
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HDD recorder?
What’s one of them?
Actually, don’t answer, or maybe do for the benefit of others.
I’ll ask the kids.
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Something like this, though ours is a few years older.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Panasonic-DMR-HWT150EB-Smart-Recorder-Freeview-Black/dp/B015341TJS/ref=sr_1_6?
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Thanks. Bit pricey but I could manage that.
I’ll consult the Tech Freak, aka Younger hubby.
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The bus one was series 8, Arty.
Now, that was shit.
It was OK for the first half dozen series.
The last three were utter dog dirt.
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I think Endeavour was originally broadcasted on Sundays at 8pm. Too late for you, Jeezum? That said, we recorded it and cut out the adverts, to watch at a time that suited us better. I reckoned it was pretty good.
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Endeavour was great up to series six.
The last three were woke drivel and misandrist anti-white shit of the highest order.
And the final episode was the biggest load of bollocks. Shite that’d be better suited to EastEnders. A once great show ruined.
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I’ll bear that in mind, Norman.
I hate to have something I’m enjoying spoilt because some twat thinks it’s clever to shoehorn something that would never have happened in that day and age in order to gain ticks on a scoresheet that lives in their head.
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I like the old 70s cop shows.
The Sweeney.
Target.
Special Branch.
Kojak.
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I hate that advert on the radio. With that cunt Paddy McGuinness. It’s a travel agents advert, with McGuinness saying in that professional northerner voice ‘Don’t be a silly booker.’ ‘Bookin’ geniuses’ and ‘Be a smart booker’ amongst other shite, saying booking instead of fucking. That’s obviously the idea of it.
Ads like that – aimed at Benidorm flocking British scum – make me cringe.
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