Football supporters can be absolute cunts. Not all supporters I hasten to add, or even most supporters. But over the years, a certain hardcore have ‘distinguished’ themselves as cunts around the grounds of our fair land, and high on the list of such worthies are supporters of Millwall FC.
Having had the misfortune to witness first hand the actions of these Gadarene swine on a couple of occasions, it comes as no surprise to see them disgracing themselves and their club once more during the 5th round FA Cup clash against Crystal Pace at Selhurst Park. Early in the tie, Palace striker Jean-Philippe Mateta received a kick to the head from Millwall keeper Liam Roberts. As a result of this Bruce Lee style flying kick, Roberts received a straight red card, and the injured Mateta was subsequently given oxygen before being stretchered off and rushed to hospital, where he is likely to need surgery.
As if this wasn’t bad enough, some of the travelling support chanted ‘let him die’ as the striken player lay prostrate on the ground receiving medical assistance. Millwall supporters have long been known for their utterly uncouth ‘nobody loves us, we don’t care’ attitude, but this constitutes a new low even by their abysmal standards.
‘Nobody loves us’; you certainly got that right, you moronic bunch of pigshit thick cunts.
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But the injured player was a coloured gentleman. Can’t see the problem
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Not the first time I have heard that chant, normally sung when a player has taken a dive.
My favourite chant of all time was when a young chap invited his lady friend onto the pitch at half-time and proposed to her. The Coventry fans all sang “Does she take it up the arse, does she take it up the arse, e-i addio does she take it up the arse?”
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Did she?
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Up the arsenal most likely.
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Remember the time after Beckham had married the the pogo stick and each time he went to take a corner, the opposition fans would chant, does she take it up the arse, does she take it up the Arsenal.
We British always pronounce Arsenal with 2 syllables, with arse being 1, where the stupid yanks stretch it to 3 ars-en-al. Silly cunts. That’s what you get from countries that don’t have their own official language.
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Or, is it ar-sen-al. One cannot tell, with their twang.
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Another yanky fucking laugh. Whilst we say, “he’s behind you”. The silly cunts buried in the Canadian basement, say “he’s in back of you”. Daft bastards.
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Yanks are geniuses though.
They manage to find an extra syllable in the word “vehicle”.
We say “veh-col”.
They say “veh-here-col”.
It’s hysterical and annoying at the same time.
They also manage to miss syllables in other words, like caramel. They pronounce it “car-mel”.
You’d think they’d get that right considering how much sugar they stuff into their fat faces 24×7.
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They also pronounce laboratory, “lab-rat-ree”
And aluminium, “aloo-minum”
It’s a wonder that they still know how to breathe.
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They also pronounce cousin as
‘my wife’.
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Another belter. “That brick is coming tord me”. No, it’s coming towards you, silly twat.
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The yanks are one of the few countries in the world, that don’t have an official language of their own.
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The one that always gets me is when they say ‘nook-you-lar’
for ‘nuclear’.
Fuck me, it’s really not that hard!
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What’s, “At This Moment in Time” all about you silly cunts. Just say NOW. You crafty cunts are only biding your time, but I can see straight through you.
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Once had the misfortune of meeting the Spice Stick Insect that Davey Boy married. She is the most up herself haughty ill mannered cunt in Christendom. It was in the Old Trafford bar, and she was a complete cunt.
And, if she did take up the old Rick Whitter, it must have been like putting his John Thomas through the eye of a needle. It must have felt like bumming Skeleton from Super Ted.
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I am a Coventry fan and can vouch that she did indeed take it up the arse.
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Premier league players, or those that follow them? For the life of me, I cannot decide which are the bigger cunts! The braying imbeciles on the terraces, or those being paid an absolute fortune to kick a ball around for 90 mins and pretend to be interested? I would rather go visit the Markles and look at their holiday pics than watch football!
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Cant remember which team it was, but didnt one set of supporters wear surgical scrubs and call themselves “the treatment”, i present this to the floor m’lud.
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The most cynical evil bastards are the Leeds fans. Always look for their result first, hoping they get their comeuppance. Think they might be the first club to win the league and get relegated the following season. Laughed my bollocks off at the time. They hate Manchester United the most, through jealousy. You can walk round Leeds and see signs in the pub windows “Mancunians not welcome”. One reason is because the silly cunts sold Eric Cantona to them and the rest was the end of Leeds history.
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I remember going to Eland Road with my Dad in the early 80s Notts away pen was very full, Leeds score everybody goes up, oh fuck it’s full of Leeds wankers.
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Steady on Sammy…funniest thing I remember is the lawman scoring for citeh with the back heel 😂…swings and roundabouts eh
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There was one funny moment, Gelderd-ender when the Leeds fans made me laugh. It was decades ago when I was waiting with other fans of my team, for the train to take us to our match, whilst Leeds fans were waiting for their transport, hoping for a good result to get them out of trouble. When we broke into song with “Going down, going down and again”, then Leeds fans wittingly replied with “So are we so are we”.
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But the King was far from happy about doing it. Denis is – and always will be – a red. That City side was good (but nowhere near their 1968-1972 best). But after playing with Bobby and George, it was a comedown for Denis.
And, I’ll telly you who were real cunts in the old days. Forest.
Their firm were right cunts, real hard bastards some of them. Vicious vindictive fuckers.
And, the Nottinghamshire Police were proper bastards.
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@norm….yep the pigs were a bit naughty in the gelderd,we used to stand just in front of the walkway and they loved coming down into the throng for a bit of action and …err spittle collecting 👍…now it would be swapping manicure tips 💅
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I’ll telly you? What the fuck, Norman?
It was a heavy dialysis today. Gorgeous nurse, mind you.
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Not to mention Jordan and McQueen. They really hated that, Sammy.
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To their credit, the Millwall fans did boo like fuck when they’re cucked players tried taking the knee for Burn Loot Murder and Saint George Floyd back in 2020 or whenever it was.
The inevitable outcry of “racism” from the lamestream media and the cowardly employees of Sky, Al Beeb, BT sport etc al, was as glorious as it was pathetic.
The kneeling was only ever going to really work in the empty stadiums during Convid.
Once the fans were back in it became a bit of a psy-op because while 50 percent of paying fans would boo, the stadium tannoy system would pipe fake applause out in an attempt to drown out the boos. (See Wembley during the European Championships in 2021)
So yes, Millwall fans may well knuckle dragging cunts but they were ok by me when they were the most unashamedly vocal against that filthy Marxist anti white bullshit.
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Anybody been following the game as long as I, when programmes use to name the teams and the colour of shirts and knickers they will be wearing.
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Lol. Knickers. I remember that one as well.
Afternoon all.
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I recall a Man United vs Chelsea game in 1985.
One lad on the Stretford End used a pair of knickers as a slingshot to fire a meat pie at the away end.
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Waste of a good meat pie that Norman!
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Good?
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Derby fans used to nick the darts from the pub before the match and dip them in dog shit before lobbing them at the away fans.
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Not an Edwards meat pie, Ron. It was al they were fit for.
And. I think I recognised the knickers and all.
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On a related subject, I’d like to point out that the boos that will accompany the National Anthem at tomorrow’s Carabao Cup Final will NOT be coming from the Toon supporters.
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@geordie….hope you beat the republic of chipped shoulders 👍
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Nocastle have already won because Scousepool are an illegitimate football club that should have been wound up by the high court following their fans’ crimes against humanity at Heysel in 1985.
Boo hoo hoo…..Hillsborough. That was accidental. Heysel was deliberate. Big difference.
Scum. Just scum.
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That superb Everton side of 1985 would probably have won the European Cup. Had they not been banned because of Heysel.
And, all this crap about the Heysel and Hillsborough ‘tragedies’. Pairing them together.
Let’s get it right. Hillsborough was indeed a tragedy. But Heysel was a massacre. I also remember the Munich 58 flags at Heysel, and that fat fuck Sammy Lee posing in front of them. Fucking fat little cunt.
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And still they bitch, whine, complain and point fingers, Norman.
I’m sorry, but which other team’s supporters were trying to force their way into the ground without tickets? Nocastle fans? Nope. Arsenil fans? Nope. Chelski fans? Nope. Let’s skip to the part where we ask if it was the Scouse fans – yeah, it was them. All them. Shocker! But it wasn’t their fault. Do me a fucking favour.
Three times the team I (used to) support (Spurs) were denied European football because of the ban imposed on English clubs following the Scousers murderous rampage in Heysel.
Scum. Just scum.
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Is it still allowed to sing ‘who’s your father referee’ or is that too hurty these days.
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‘You’re a bastard, you’re a bastard, you’re a bastard referee’.
On the subject of the Millwall chant, it strikes me as ironic that the FA can ‘investigate’ the club for their supporters’ supposed homophobic chant against a Palace player, but apparently not for wishing death on another.
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Absolute cunts of the highest order.
The Den in 1974, when Manchester United were in Division 2.
Our lot had a reputation and could be real bastards. But Millwall were fucking psychopaths. Atilla The Hun and Ghengis Khan wouldn’t have been out of place in their firm.
We battered them at Old Trafford. The Grey Ghost, Gerry Daly got a hat trick (with two of his classic penalties), and Pancho got the other goal.
But, the return fixture on September 16 was madness. Gerry won it for us again, but the fighting could have had a Wagnerian soundtrack. I remember the fighting spilling onto the pitch. The coppers were all but useless, and I remember Martin Buchan looking on with a ‘Fucking Hell’ look on his face. But, while Doc’s Red Army could be – and were – cunts. Millwall were barbarians. Their 70s firm made the ICF and the Chelsea Headhunters look like Rod, Jane and Freddie.
Mind you, we did sign Gordon Hill from them. Bes left winger I ever saw.
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It was a pleasure to watch Merlin and Stevie Coppell on the wings back then.
But, to see Hill or Coppell play with an at his peak George Best would have been mind boggling.
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A player built like a brick shithouse, was the trotters fullback Roy Hartle. If wingers got past him uninjured, they were classed as heroes.
Mates who picked up a hefty lass at the clubs were rated in the Roy Hartle mould. If you had one under you, you wouldn’t get up in a hurry.
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I remember Willie Morgan squaring up to Roy Hartle once.
I think Brian Kidd, Francis Burns and Alan Gowling saved Willie from getting his head knocked off.
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And that cunt Jim Ratcliffe is blubbering,
He whines that he will ‘walk away’ if he keeps getting ‘abuse’.
It makes fuck all difference anyway. As he is firmly up the Glazer’s arse.
What does he bloody expect? To be treated like the reincarnation of Sir Matt Busby? He has no love for the club, just like those Florida inbreds.
Ta-ra then Jim, you cunt.
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I dislike football, but am considering purchasing a Season Ticket to go and abuse the old farquer whose face resembles scrotum/elbow skin…
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Ironic, Hugh. That he is named Ratcliffe.
Because he looks like a rat that has been shaved.
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Ratcliffe is a mardy soft cunt.
Been in the job two mintues, and he’s crying like a baby.
Louis and then Martin Edwards took years of shit off United supporters, and a lot of it justfied. But never once did they throw a tantrum for the media.
At Old Trafford, you take the rough with the smooth. If Rat Features gets into bed with the Glazers, what does he expect? The surly cunt.
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Ratsarse has some nerve, Norm. Threatening to run away if he gets hurty words thrown in his direction.
The fans are rightly pissed off with the Glazers’ ownership. They have mortgaged Man U up to the eyeballs and creamed off dividends into their own pockets. In effect using the club as a vehicle to make shit loads of money for themselves while running the club’s finances into the ground. That’s the gist of what they’ve done and Ratsarse should fucking well know that’s how the club has been run. He should be outraged and distancing himself from the financial mess the Glazers have caused. But he isn’t.
While Fergie was in charge, winning things and keeping revenue streams way up high, it disguised what was happening. Now Man U are not doing so well, it’s become more and more obvious how morally corrupt the Glazer’s ownership has been.
It’s taken 13 odd years for the club to sink to these depths and I’ll bet it’ll take at least that long to get back to the level they were at in the ’90s/’00s. They could go the Spurs route and have a brilliantly run business but has a shit teams which wins fuck all silverware. The Levy Method as it’s known. Cunt.
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40 years ago-
https://youtu.be/emkW_QdMahg?si=_lj1nwt91fNgy5KP
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I remember this, Harry.
Maggie Thatcher went divvy. As did the ‘outraged’ tabloid press.
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I don’t follow football.
It’s a bit common isn’t it?
But these yobbos and the chanting is just black humour surely?
Ok not very nice, and a bit uncouth.
We on ISAC aren’t exactly little angels.
Let them have fun I say!
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PS
I wish someone dead most days and have since a small child.
That’s just natural.
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The worst football fans that I have ever seen are the ones that follow the Polish national squad.
Fuck knows how much it costs other countries to police them, inside and outside of the stadiums.
English supporters come a close second.
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We used to lead the way!
Best hooligans in the world 🇬🇧🇬🇧
The rest are Johnny cum latelys.
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The Manchester United Red Army of the 1970s and 1980s. And City’s Young Guv’nors were also a force to be reckoned with.
Arsenal’s Gooners were also tasty bastards in he 80s.
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Should send the cunts to help Ukraine and attack Russia…🔥
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Italian Ultras are the heaviest. Juventus in 1984 were fearsome, evil bastards. We barely got out of Turin alive.
Roma were real fuckers as well. One lad got stabbed in the arse by an Italian psycho.
Often unsung, but really nasty and well organised firms of the 70s and 80s? Tottenham, Forest, Middlesborough. And, of course, the dreaded Cardiff City.
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@norm….the subway army wolves and Birmingham Zulus were tasty on their own midden as well had a few run ins with both back in the day 👍…tbh we got bad press when unwarranted 🤣
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I remember being at New Street Station in the early 80s, Gelderd.
There to see United play Birmingham City. A brick came through our train window And much trouble was also had after the game.
There were some right tasty firms in Brum.
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This cunting has reminded me of an old Manchester vs London classic from the mid 80s.
The week Coronation Street great Patricia Phoenix had died of cancer. Those Chelsea cunts in the away end started singing (to the tune of ‘For He’s A Jolly Good Fellow’, ‘You better fucking believe it. Elsie Tanner’s dead’.
We gave them a blast of the Coronation Street theme tune. So, the away end starts wailing the EastEnders theme. Didn’t occur to the thick Chelsea twats that they are from the West End of London.
Anyway, it goes quiet for a few seconds. Then the United fans (me included) let fly, with an ear splitting chorus of ‘Lofty is a virgin! Lofty is a virgin! Na-Na-Na-Na.’ Followed by a deluge of meat pies, bog rolls and anything else we could get our hands on.
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CCC
10 bonus points for the use of Gadarene swine
😝
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Talking about thick as shit..💩
https://is-a-cunt.com/2021/10/david-lammy-12/
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wow, blast from the past!👍
iSAC at its best.
Fiddler
Freddie Frog
cunty Chops ..etc
I read that with a massive grin on my gorgeous face.
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Lest we forget…
My old mates.
Birdman.
Les.
Fred West.
Quick Draw McGraw.
Titslapper.
Rutt Tuff Creampuff.
Freddie The Frog.
Lord Richard of Fiddler.
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Just spent the last hour reading old noms.
They’re fuckin ace!
Very funny,
One of Captain Maggie Vs Fiddler epic squabbles,
Me calling someone a “tinfoil hat cunt”
DCI getting the hump,
RTC getting sarky with Miles Plastic.
Golden age of ISAC 👍
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I read the one a few nights ago where miles plastic declared the turin shroud unequivocally, ‘scientifically proven’ (my arse) 100% de facto genuine. Then the likes of Gutstick and Vernon (and our Norman who had seen the thing uo close) effortlessly skewer his certainty with just the right amount of sarcasm.
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I liked Miles .
A dreadful antisemite like.
But how many other cunters can fill the devout catholic, poetry fan vacancy?
A unique eccentric character.
Been a few odd ducks on here,
I like it,
Mixes things up a bit.
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Can’t be forgetting Opinionated Cunt either.
He was a funny lad and didn’t have much of a filter and just came out with whatever was on his mind. I thought Cunt Engine was going to challenge him to a duel on one of his noms.
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Aye , Opey was autistic LL,
And had a handicapped brother.
He was interested in travelling and other cultures
While I don’t approve of that I did like the fact he’d go against the popular consensus.
Said what he thought and to hell with it!
That’s admirable.
Cuntamus Prime was another slightly off kilter Cunter.
He got banned,
But not sure why?
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I recall Cuntamus Prime’s swan song post (hey! if you still read here CP) .. but the biggest mystery to me was Technocunt’s exit. There one week, gone the next but I saw no ‘event’, bust-up etc. Was a pretty non offensive type, I thought.
Can anyone clarify, seeing as we’re on the topic?
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Cuntemall@
Think he moved to another country?
Scandinavia somewhere,
Might be wrong?
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Technocunt was toying with the idea of moving to Denmark if memory serves.
He and his wife had a trial run, staying there for some time before returning to the UK to think about a possible permanent move. I think they were all set to take the plunge and then didn’t. After that it’s a bit hazy and I don’t know what happened. A few cunters wished him all the best and to give us an update, but he never did.
If you’re reading this Technocunt, do let us know how you are. And what the F we should do with Windows 10 being killed off in October. I know you know.
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Oh, and….
Black and White Cunt.
Camp as Christmas Krav.
Big Vern.
Chas C.
And, of course, Dioclese.
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Norman Whiteside and/or Bryan Robson vs Terry Hurlock.
Proper players and proper hard men.
That’s a definitive United/Millwall memory for me.
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Salt of the earth, pie and mash, “I don’t care if he comes round ‘ere”, “knock ’em in the Old Kent Road”, Pearly Queens, Berkeley Hunt, Stanley Holloway. Luvverly!
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I recall Stanley Holloway’s grandson Michael was a major fanny magnet in the 70s. He was one of the Tomorrow People and drummer im pop band Flintlock.
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I bought the DVD boxset of The Tomorrow People a few years ago, thinking it used to be ace when I was a kid.
It’s really crap. Don’t know why I thought it would be good now. Oh well.
Mike Holoway is 64 now. How time flies and yeah, I bet he bagged a ton of lovelies when he was in his prime. Lucky sod.
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‘No one likes us we don’t care ‘stickers
They took the time to design, pay for printing and then go out and stick on trains, lamp posts etc. That a whole lot of effort for man babies to make considering they don’t care. Bunch of closet homosexuals, playboy soilders and failed nazis with a micro cocks and wives more butch than them…
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Worst cunting ever.
Grow a pair of bollocks you soppy cunt.
Cunts like you are what is wrong with football these days.
MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I recall that Ipswich beat this lot in the quarter finals on the way to winning the Cup in 1978. They attacked the team bus and Bobby Robson – not a man known for his rage – said “Take out the stone throwers and burn the bastards.”
Back to the second division we go.
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At least the shower of shit I used to support (Spurs) gave you 3 points and your first win. Not that it did you any good mind.
Not having a go, but the standard of the EPL is really poor at the moment. Southampton can’t win a game. Leicester are pants and haven’t improved since the horse faced RVN took over. Ipswich had a go, but can’t seem to get it together. And to make matters worse, the filthy murdering scouse cunts will win the title without ever really having to work for it. Lego head Arteta has taken Arsenil as far as he can. It needs someone else to push them on to win things. Chelski look world beaters one week and shit the next. Villa can’t win after playing in Europe. Man U and Spurs are utter bollocks. Who would have thought Amorim would be worse than Ten Pints? The Fat Aussie Wanker needs to fuck off back to Celtic. About the only bright spark this season has been Forest.
I saw a vid on YT about how things are heavily stacked against promoted teams. I think that’s true, unfortunately.
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Flame throwers, take out the flame throwers and burn the bastards.
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Not only are the supporters mostly underclass shite, they are hugely proud of it. Even the smell of piss grandmas turn out to abuse away supporters.
If ever an area proves we can grow our own scum it’s Bermondsey. Allegedly the Krays and the Richardson’s main bone of contention was who had to take responsibility for the shithole.
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Off topic
Tornadoes battering the US.
Ought to see the damage!
Like a bombs gone off.
Missouri and southern states,
The Bible belt.
Must be Gods judgement 😁
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Ps
I DO hope General Cuntster is ok?
The thought of his flat destroyed by a tornado and him dangling from a tree branch in his MAGA undercrackers calling for help brings a lump to my throat and tears to my eyes……😁
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I wouldn’t take the piss too badly…..you know he’s armed at all times, right?
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Mmm, so I’m led to believe.
I walk the earth unafraid and unarmed.
A clean conscious😇
What’s he going to shoot at me?
A unverified fact?
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Perhaps there really is a benevolent God after all…..
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Just clocked a bit of the Old Firm Derby on the telly.
Celtic’s team? Black, foreign, black, another foreigner, errr black., and a little Japanese chappie and there’s another black one..
Rangers’ team? Black person, foreign, black, and – well – more black. Oh wait, there’s a Scotsman. No, it’s a foreign bloke…
Whatever happened to Scottish blood and thunder? Big Jock Stein will be turning in his grave. Scottish football is as rotten and as awful as English football.
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