I can imagine the panic the flunkies at buck house flew into when this idea was floated.
‘fuck me, this list HAS to keep EVERYONE happy guys…..this is going to be a major task. Then we have to brief the King on everyone on his list so he has a reasonable understanding as to who they are when quizzed. It HAS to include all ethnicities, religions, genders, and the commonwealth’
‘but, isn’t it the Kings list, not ours?’
‘fuck off…we can’t have him upsetting people by leaving certain ones out’
‘but shouldn’t it be a genuine list of the music he likes?’
‘don’t be fucking stupid……it’s a list to keep everyone happy, whether he likes them or not’
‘but that’s not an accurate reflection is it?’
‘no, but nowadays accuracy is less important than inclusiveness, so that’s how it’s going to be, OK?’
‘but, that’s bollocks’
‘yup’
Call me cynical, but when this list was released none of the content came as any surprise to me. The only person that should have been surprised was the King when he saw it and thought….who the fuck are half these, I’ve never heard of them.
Nominated by Chuff Chugger.
So basically he’s just a cunt that listens to Radio 1.
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I thought Stormzy would be on there.
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Too drunk to fuck by the dead Kennedys and Hit it from the back by Mobb deep are conspicuous by their absence.
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https://youtu.be/LZ5fIKmn1ok?si=Ol1RThirdm6F9trK
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Guaranteed to clear a room quicker than one of lammys curried goat farts..
Who gives a fuck what jugheads musical tastes are. Fucking phoney.
Do the country a favour and run a sword through Rodney before the government bans them..
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Funny you say that Baz, they literally did, yesterday.
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https://www.google.com/amp/s/news.sky.com/story/amp/ninja-sword-ban-in-place-by-summer-after-relentless-campaign-by-family-of-murdered-teenager-13336451
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And all copies of kill bill, volume one and two, termujin.
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So that’s what passes for news.
What some old cunt who is totally out of touch with people and who is closeted in one of his many palaces listens to.
You would need to be either a serious royal arse licker, or demented like he is to give a flying fuck.
I remember him making a total cunt of himself when dancing with the slag Diana.
He actually thought that he was cool.
Music just isn’t his thing.
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I think he poked Diana Ross who is on the list. He must have a thing about the name Diana.
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Needs some slipknot, duality maybe?
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I think you meant Cradle of filth.
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People = Shit?
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Or indeed any slipknot sir Mali.
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I can imagine Charlie the Chimp Boy listening to his favorite tune while some Palace lackey butters his scones:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leim_e9wFX0
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Oh too bad!
This one’s almost as good:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxFIGWm9M6w
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Surprised he didn’t have ‘The Queen Is Dead’ on that list.
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My boy lollipop?!!!
His pet name for Harry.
Megan he calls Flake.
What a shit list.
He’s got the hearing of a bat with those Jodrell Bank ears and he listens to this shite?!
Hey , how goes Bob Marley like his doughnuts?
On his fuckin headstone.
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Fuck off, the only music Jugalugs listens to is ‘God Save Me’ and Handel’s Coronation March.
Bob Marley my arse.
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I thought the same, if he can name a piece of music that wasn’t created by someone who has been dead at least 200 years, I’d be amazed. I wonder if he has hired a “cultural advisor”? Whilst ignoring about 1000 years of British history and culture.
There is a reality TV show on at the moment featuring the Rees Mogg family. There is a daughter of about 15 or 16 and J Rees Mogg described her as his cultural advisor. He was asking her about rap music and she named one rapper who I think has been dead about 20 years. Even a 50-odd yr old woman like me knows more than that about the stuff and I actively avoid it as well.
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Typical posh boy.
“One does like the reggae,
I sometimes anchor the yacht off the coast of Jamaica,
And get the butler to bring me jerk chicken.
Easy now boi!
Me like de rice and pea, get me?
Well? Does one?”
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The Royals love all that multicultural so called ‘music’ shit, touring their precious Commonwealth to sit in front of whooping savages prancing about in grass skirts with bones through their noses and stuff.
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Would have thought Middle Eastern Arab music was his thing now that he has allegedly secretly converted to the religion of piss.
Oh wait… isn’t music forbidden?
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I agree 👍
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I couldn’t help myself..👍
https://youtu.be/yqrAPOZxgzU?si=n88ZucItwmvp8JaM
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It’s put me in a bit of a quandry. When my turn comes on Desert Island Discs (it would have been a greater honour under Roy Plomley) and they say if you could only keep one of the eight, which do I choose? “the Best Of Drill Rap – Volume 1”, or portly Emily performing her greatest role?: The great thing about Dick Wagner was he had big beefy birds in the main roles – not the AnalEase sort, all bones and salt cellars
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKVMXePq4zw
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One remembers a singular performance by that curious fellow, GG Allin.
The ambience was to die for. It is with great fondness one recalls the impromptu interludes, signalled by Mr Allin defæcating on stage.
One just had to be there, what!
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It’s unfortunate that this nom has been printed on the day it is announced the King is back in hospital with “side effects” of his cancer treatment, so I won’t comment on his musical choices, but suggest a few tunes that didn’t get included
Vaughan Williams Symphony No 3 (A Pastoral Symphony) – the height of Englishness
Anchors Aweigh
There’s Always Something There To Remind Me ( a fair piece, that Sandie Shaw)
anything by Kathy Kirby (lovely knockers)
Emily Thornberry singing Brunehilde’s Immolation Scene from Die Gotterdammerung by Wagner (well we can but hope! – I have the Swan Vestas)
Boiled Beef and Carrots (traditional)
and Where Did Robinson Crusoe Go With Friday On Saturday Night?
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He’s out of hospital now, back in one of hus castles or palaces, attended to by a horde of private doctors and nurses, no piss-riddled NHS for Charlie.
I wish him no ill, but I’ll save my sympathy for poor chaps like Norm that have to suffer the ritual humilations the NHS calls treatment.
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I fully agree about Norman, and anybody else who has to suffer under Student Nurse Streeting, he of the red lipstick and black knickers and stockings, it’s just I don’t want to get charged with lese-majeste!. I know what side my bread’s buttered!
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Charles is a fucking cunt.
It’s maybe the side effects of selling out to the religion of peace and being a treacherous bastard which is making him ill.
Hopefully.
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Morning HJ/all.
I hope he dies as soon as possible, the WEF loving immigrant ignorer.
Fuck him and all royal parasites, I hope they’re all murdered.
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More fool him for relying on the scam that is homeopathy.
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From what I’ve heard SCB, you may have made a spelling mistake.
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To their credit, they saved my arse yesterday, Termujin.
On the dialysis machine, my Blood Pressure dropped to 85. I coudn’t see properly, there were cramps. I felt dizzy and other unplaeasat shit. I had a very bad turn The oxygen was deployed, I was positioned properly and I was given a shot of something. Took a bit of time, but it did the trick. A support worker and a nurse from the Phillipines of all places did it. She is a bloody marvel (and,yes – when fully fit – I would). When I clocked her lovely face and banging figure, I knew I was over the worst and getting better.
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Good for you Norm, but, really, a doctor does some doctoring and a nurse some nursing, and it’s amazing?
Worth every 100 billion.
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Well, that’s true Termujin.
I’ve paid in since I was 15. So I’ve a right to expect it.
When Joe Daki or Madame Congo never put in a penny and get the same treatment? That really stinks.
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Where’s Deutschland uber Alles?
The list looks like irritating shite.
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You should see the bloke that wrote it.
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Jello Biafra?
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He forgot ‘Bring Your Daughter To The Slaughter’.
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Fck it, it’s Friday, here’s a good one Charlie forgot.
https://youtu.be/BPiW0tkWfeg?si=u_JtfClZR1c-IVih
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The clash’s song ‘white riot’ may have to be included shortly Charlie 😩
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Charles Windsor is a complete nonentity. Literally nothing qualifies him to be head of state.
Unlike my good self when East Anglia is free and the Italians and Danes pay for the deaths of Boudica and Edmund.
Wibble.
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The only qualification required is to be born out of the right cunt.
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Don’t forget, plebs:
The king’s cancer (and Kate’s) is far more important than your your terrifying cancer, you proletariat scum.
Not that I actually wish cancer, specifically, on him.
Anything fatal is fine, preferably an amusingly Habsburgesque condition that only kills inbred royal parasitic filth.
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I wouldn’t mind Field Marshall Kweer going the same way as Edward ll (the red hot poker treatment, but with his shower of shit it would probably be pansies)
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What a load of cufflink shuffling shite.
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My faithful springer had his anal glands expressed yesterday, and it was more fun than anything those fucking royals say or do, surpised that the german or greek national anthems arent on the list.
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Once again, Alice Donut’s ‘The Son of a Disgruntled X-Postal Worker Reflects on His Life While Getting Stoned in the Parking Lot of a Winn Dixie Listening to Metallica’ doesn’t make an appearance on one of these royal cunts lists.
But ‘My boy lollipop’ – a song metaphorically about sucking dick – that’s there? .. fuckin’ weirdo!
Anyways, the whole fucking thing is just key-jangling wank.
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Of course, the world nad his dog knows that he has had this done for him, and that he has been ‘advised’.
Kylie Minogue? Mille? I can hear it now.
‘Put in something gays like. Put in something black. Oh, and put in those that are women.’
Where are Charlie’s beloved Three Degrees? At laeast they looked nice and could sing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AewGIIykcig
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Not the first time that royal spin doctors have manufactured musical tastes.
Diana Princess of Wales/Hearts/Cocksuckers. It was put about to the tabloid vermin that Duran Duran were her favourite band,
In actual fact, her favourite bands were Dire Straits and Supertramp.
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What, no ‘Oh Diana’ by Paul Anka?
Or, how about one for his current one Camilla?
The Divine Comedy and ‘My Lovely Horse’.
And where are Kid Creole and his lovely Coconuts?
‘Oh Harry… I’m Not Your Daddy’.
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That list….
All wimmins and blacks, I notice…
No Beatles?
No Stones?
No Kinks?
No Queen?
No Clifford of Richard, even.
In fact, nothng English whatsoever.
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The fucking jug eared cretin spent 73 years sitting on the sideline waiting for his mum to croak so he would become king.
He knew that it would happen so you might have thought that he would have some plans on what he would do once the day came around.
The only things that he has done is stick his tongue up the Muslim arse.
“Defender of the faiths”
Opening up Windsor Castle for Ramadan.
The fucking cunt.
Now he wants to show that he is down with the people.
A play list of shit music.
Nothing operatic or classical, obviously.
He doesn’t want to be seen as posh.
Bob Marley?
Yes, of course.
He was a darky wasn’t he.
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One of the very few channels on the Beeb I can be bothered to listen to is 6 Music.
At the moment it’s some 6 Music Festival highlights or something cuntish like that and all I keep fucking hearing is chippy black shite. Like there’s absolutely fuck all else but that.
Last time I checked, there’s about half a dozen Beeb stations dedicated to and catering to that crap.
Was a time when 6 music was for genuinely decent edgier or whatever music but alas, like everything else one holds sacred, it is being desecrated by Multi Culti BLM loving talentless rap influenced garbage.
Needless to say it’s now off and Spotify playlists are on.
Cunts.
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Tell a lot about a man by his choice in music.
Whether or not he just follows the crowd.
Does he have rage in his heart?
Is he romantic?
Is he a boring little cunt?
I’m always interested to see what people put on a pub jukebox.
Sometimes you can guess,
Other times you think
” Hello, didn’t expect that!
I’ll have to revaluate that lad.
He dances to the beat of his own drum!”
Not me.
I like the music of Captain and Tenille, Leo sayer and Brotherhood of man.
Some easy listening for Friday.
https://youtu.be/yjb0j9l1sz4?si=jDiDqjdDXDpXyMHX
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Cheers for Slayer, Miserable.
Some easy stuff is acceptable. Like this one.
The greatest ever song written about state sponsored torture.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24qn991dxiQ
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A lass I used to work with many years ago used to unwittingly reveal her baggy stomach flesh when she had to reach up for something.
We nicknamed the excess skin the “Apron of Death”
With a nod to Slayer.
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Leo was no crumpet magnet. But – somehow – his songs made the ladies go all unnecessary . ‘When I Need You’ or ‘I Can’t Stop Loving You’ were as effective as four double gins.
So, thanks Leo.
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“Tell a lot about a man by his choice in music.”
I wonder what you think mine says about me?😃😃
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zhwJBgw6gDo
A creature of love?
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I’m quite a sensitive soul at times.
A friend of mine died last year and this song reminds me of him
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jPMv9zJ1LE
Hope you’re at peace now buddy.
I wish I could have helped somehow.
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#notmyking.Jug eared WEF stooge.I hope he’s eaten by one of his plants.
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