Confratulations to Lord Biryani who has won DeadPool 356 by picking the US Golden Globe winning actor Actor and Singer Richard Chamberlain who was best known for his role as Dr Kildare.Chamberlain was 90 and died yesterday from complications from a stroke just 2 days before his 91st birthday.
On to Dead Pool 357
The rules
1) Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pickis already been nabved.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Lord B.
1
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Sophia Loren
Bruce Willis
Phil Collins
0
Shooting Lord Biriani👍
0
Thank you you fine fellows.
1
Esther Rantzen
Stanley Baxter
Richard Scolyer
Jim Edgar
Jose Mujica
1
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
William “Bill” Lawry (Australian cricket captain & broadcaster)
0
Congratulation Lord Biryani
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Locklear
James Carville
3
Cheers General C 👍
2
Oops!
Sophia Locklear?
That should be Sophia Loren.
LOL!
Cheers to you Lord B
2
Swap Oprah Winfrey for Sophia Loren.
0
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
James Hong
Buzz Aldrin
James “Jim” Lovell
0
David lammy- deep vein thrombosis.
Angela rayner- toxic shock syndrome
Ed milliband- falling wind turbine
Kim leadbeater- assisted dying
Keir starmer- over dose of pàķi jizz.
7
Amusingly specific demises!
0
Beanie Sanders
Vlad The Impaler Putin
The Ayatollah Ali Khamenei
Steve Bray
Nicolás Maduro
0
In there, Lord B.
Amazing, eh? All that top crumpet Chamberlain acted with.He was seen as 60s to 80s fanny magnet,and he was a poof all along. Still, RIP.
Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
Andy Taylor (Duran Duran/Power Station guitarist)
Elvi Hale (Anne of Cleves in 1970 Henry VIII series)
Jane Morgan (The Day That The Rains Came singer)
Ray Anthony (Last member of the Glenn Miller Orchestra)
2
Cheers Norman.
I always picked him because of his spectacular death in The Towering Inferno. Silly cunt took Robert Vaughan with him.
3
What a cowardly cunt he was in that film.
Towering Inferno always made me laugh after I started working in Construction.
Paul Newman the ‘Architect’ was the hero in that movie, showing concern about cheap wiring :
The average architect wouldn’t recognise grades of electrical cable if you strangled them with it. They only care that it’s not on show anyware, and always seem to think switchrooms should be size of broom closets 😉
4
Greg germann
Peter hook
Frank gehry
Twiggy
Mario andretti
🎯your lordship
0
Boom!!
Anyhoo.
Roger McGough
John Gorman
Cleo Laine
Noddy Holder
Caren Marsh Doll.
0
Ozzy Ozbourne
Brian May
Dianne Flabbott
Trevor McDonald
King Charles III
1
Don King
Melvyn Hayes
David Daker (actor)
Barbara Knox
Ratko Mladic
0
Bill Duke
Annette Crosbie
Eileen Derbyshire
Warren Buffett
Nancy Olson.
Nice work Lord B.
0
Pete Murray, Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, George graham
0
Tony Blair
Cherie Blair
Camp Cliff
Paul Stookey
Millicent Martin
Good darts Lord Biriani
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
0
I thought he played a wonderful part as the priest in the Thornbirds, mi’Lord.
So perhaps not so strange that he turned out to be a friend of Judy.
Well played.
2
Freddie Foreman
Eddie Richardson
Sammy Gravano
John Gotti Junior
Gene Gotti
0
Tom Baker
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Robert Gillespie
Susan Stranks
0
David Irving
James Ivory
Ken Livingstone
Petula Clark
Vera Miles
0
pope
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Henry Winkler
0
Vanessa Redgrave
Marianne Faithful
Barry Manilow
Duke of Kent
Jim Dale
1
Marianne Faithful kicked the bucket a while ago I think.🤔
0
Morning Sir Limply
I do hope you at least slightly resemble your avatar👍
0
Geoff Boycott
Henry Blofeld
Billly fucking Bragg
Harold Bird
Sandi Tosvikg.
0
Michael Aspel
Bill Roache ( Ken Barlow)
Michael Fish
Robert Redford
Derren Nesbitt
Well done your Lordship, RC was a regular of mine, beat me to it!
0
Micheal Caine
Jimmy Tarbuck
Billy Connolly
Robert Duvall
Robert Wagner
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Flight Lieutenant John Cruickshank VC
Dame Julie Andrews
Sandy Gall
Alan Bennett
Tom Lehrer
Many Congratulations MiLord
0
Harriet Harman
Gillian McCutcheon
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
It makes you wonder where he was when he died. Was he being looked after by everyone known to man to make sure he reached a hundred, when unfortunately he happened to be murdered by the man in the next bed, because of being recognised as the man who was shagging his wife.
0
Dicky was famously if discreetly not of the hetero persuasion so unlikely to be taken as the perpetrator of wife shagging. Perhaps his male partner? I have a black American acquaintance who has some very interesting anecdotes re Dicky in the pursuit of his arse while making a TV commercial with him.
1
Virginia Mckenna
George Takei
Walter Koenig
William Shatner
Lindsay Wagner
0
George Soros
James Abbot Thompson (suicide)
Vince Cable
Klaus Schwab
Michael Hessleslime
0