Congratulations to Wanksock who has gone and won Dead Pool 354 by picking the final Battle of Britain Pilot John “Paddy” Hemmingway of Dublin who died today at the grand old age of 105 meaning “The Few” are now none.Hemmingway served in the Invasion of Normandy and Dunkirk being shot down 4 times.It was fitting perhaps that he died on St Paddys Day.
R.I.P to Hemmingway and his remarkable generation of pilots.
On to Dead Pool 355
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been nabbed by someone else first.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting and not necessarily in chronology of death.
Congratulations W@nksock.
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
Len Deighton
Nigel Starmer-Smith
Royston “Roy” Clarke (Last of the Summer Wine)
1
Stanley Baxter
Jose Mujica
Jim Edgar
Mia Love
Richard Scolyer
0
Absurdity-peddler-in-chief Jorge Mario Frankie-baby ‘the pope’ Bergoglio
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Henry Winkler
0
Congratulations Wanksock
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
1
James Hong
Buzz Aldrin
James “Jim” Lovell
Dick Van Dyke
Mel Brooks
0
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Socky.
1
A sad day,na connection with our past has gone. I am at an age when funerals seem to be a regular occurrence, 3 so far this year.
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Alan Bennett
Dame Julie Andrews
Sandy Gall
Tom Lehrer
0