is a cunt.
Once a treat, we all remember the “glass and a half” don’t we.
Well l and older cunters will, because Cadbury can’t make that claim anymore
Even the King can’t endorse the dog chocolate they purvey these days.
He’s withdrawn the Royal Warrant.
Good on you, but you’re still Jug Eared.
Cadbury, as we all know, has been bought out by the Grinch, otherwise known as the company that has turn Mis favourite Ritz crackers into bland pap.
I don’t know what the fucking hell it’s all about, unless it’s a plot to get us all used to a delicious dish of crickets?
Nominated by Jeezum Priest.
Just when you thought….there’s nothing more to fuck up or go wrong….
Then Mondelez appear on the horizon and have swept up dozens of brands across Europe in no time. What do these brands have in common? Answer: now they’re shite.
They tired moving the Marabou (ace Swedish choco) production from Sweden to Poland. The Unions said Fuck Off and it didn’t happen.
However, the corporate cunts did find a way to change the recipe. Palm oil greasy boke chocolate.
I hope the Russian Army marches on Mondelez chocolate and they all subsequently die of dysentery.
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It’s all about the money!
The Hams don’t care about the end consumer oh no!
Just make sure the psychopaths in charge can pay themselves and the share holder handsomely by massively reducing costs and driving up profits….
Shit Ingredients = shit product!
A tab of Soylent Green anyone?
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They are bringing in all the chocolates for free, for you to cook at your leisure, either have them spit roasted, or the old favourite in a pot.
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And their adverts are bloody stupid.
That goriilla playing the drums to Phil Collins.
What the fuck was that bollocks?
And those revolting doughnt punchers making out that the Creme Egg goo is spunk. Disgusting shit.
And then there was Fat Reg…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5WvlhVK1yP8
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I gave up eating Cadbury’s Dairy Milk chocolate when I was diagnosed with diabetes the best part of twenty years ago. I used to love that stuff, and I mean love. And those thick yank twats have gone and fucked it up? Well that’s sacrilege. Isn’t there an American expression, ‘if it ain’t broke don’t fix it’?
Mind you, I remember being in a bar in the States many moons ago and buying a can of Guinness. It tasted like they’d emptied a bag of sugar into it.
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🤣🤣🤣my sides hurt.Tough bollocks.Yanky shite.
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