Congratulations to Shaun who wins Dead Pool 339 by picking the Mexican boxer Israel Vázquez who has died aged 46 following a short struggle with cancer.Vázquez was a 3 time Super Bantamweight champion.In his 15 year career which ended in 2010 he won 44 of 49 fights and memorably fought fellow Mexican Boxer Rafael Márquez a total of 4 times with both men winning 2 games.
On to Dead Pool 340
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Thelma Barlow
Ursula Andress (Phwoar)
Jackie Stewart (F1 driver)
Sian Phillips
Lord David Steel
Jolly good show Shaun
0
Ian Smith (Neighbours)
Joanne Woodward
Noam Chomsky
Jean Marie Le Pen
Stanley Baxter
0
Michael Caine
Danny Devito
Val Singleton
David Essex
Nerys Hughes
0
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
Greg Wallace
Joe Biden
0
In there Shaun.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Jane Morgan
Denis Law
Stuart Hall
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
0
Congratulations Shaun.
Desmond Morris
Renée Richards
Len Deighton
Dave Scott (Gemini 8 and Apollo 9 & 15 astronaut)
Roberta Flack
0
Queen Camilla
King Charles
Elton Bum
Gazza
Liza Minelli
0
Eddie Stobart
Nancy Olson
Eileen Derbyshire
Annette Crosbie
Alan Greenspan
Nice work Shaun.
0
Jimmy Carter
George Dubya
Bill Clinton
Joe Biden
Barack Obama
1
Kier Starmer
Tony Blair
Rachel Reeves
David Lammy
Angela Rayner
And yes, that is a wish list.
5
Congratulations Shaun
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Sophia Loren
Heather Locklear
Oprah Winfrey
0
David Blunkett
Camp Cliff
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Millicent Martin
Good darts Shaun
0
Colin Jeavons actor
Phil Taylor darter
Camilla cunt
Harry halfwitt
Sleepy joe.
0
Termujin has Camilla.
0
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
Bruce Willis
Mel Brooks
Dick Van Dyke
June Lockhart
Marion Ross
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
0
James Ivory
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Berry Gordy
Vera Miles
0
Pete Murray, Kenny sansom, Wendy Craig, Eric Clapton, Phil collins
0
Mary Berry
Jack Nicholson
George Hamilton
Henry Winkler
Steve Miller
0
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
William Shatner
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Woody Allen
Lance Henriksson
0
Paul McCartney
Alan Hudson
Ann-margret
Kim Novak
Dick van dyke
0
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Alan Bennett
Sandy Gall
Dame Julie Andrews
Well done 👏 Shaun
0
Don King
Brian Murphy
Julie Goodyear
David Daker (actor)
Ratko Mladic
0
Cliff Richard. Cause of death- erotic asphyxiation while deep throating a stallion
John McElynn- drowned in horse semen
Danny Dyer – beaten to death by real hard men, not some ‘mockney’ wankers
Adam Woodyatt – prolapsed rectum
Doria Ragland – trampled by elephants
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
RFK Jr
David Irving
Rosemary West
0