A couple of days ago my beloved whispered into my ear those words every bloke longs to hear; ‘I need some new winter clothes’. For fuck’s sake woman, it seems like only last week that you needed some new summer clothes.
Seeing the look on my face, she offered her deal. ‘If you come and help me choose, I’ll buy you lunch’. Well there was an offer I couldn’t refuse, especially when she told me she’d be looking for lingerie into the bargain.
So off we went around what seemed like every shop in town, where she was in and out of the changing room like a rat up a drainpipe. ‘Do you like this, or the previous one?’. ‘The previous one’. ‘What’s wrong with this one?’. Fuck me.
To amuse myself on the many occasions that she disappeared between the rows of mannequins and the racks of clothes, I looked at the huge pictures of the women modelling each store’s range of gear. Now do you remember the time when these would feature some drop dead gorgeous babe looking like a million dollars? Well that ain’t no longer so. No, it seems that in these ‘woke’ days, you’ve got to go for a different, more ‘realistic’ approach with your models; for which read ‘ugly’. Or fat. Or ugly and fat. Or ugly, fat and effnick;
Now if you happen to be a bit ‘between genders’ as a model, you can really cash in these days
Cosmic. I mean for fuck’s sake, when blokes are being trailed around the shops, THIS is what they want to see on offer in the pictures on the walls;
The rest of you ugly cunts can do one. Stores, you’re doing yourselves no favours as far as any normal bloke’s concerned with this sort of display. Give us our fantasies back, you cunts.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
The first ugly looks about as appealing as Harvey and could instil fear into the England front row.
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Didn’t know wives we prisoners. The first two made me heave the last got the thumbs up. The second should be wiped off the face of the earth. After second thoughts, so should the first.
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Jeez – Alex Vassectomy (ugly.org.2) is a stunner!! The only thing he/she/they could model for is Haloween.
It’s all to do with equality. Instead of their being an unequal number of beautiful people everyone is now required to be hideous, in case ugly people take offence.
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Not everyone can be gorgeous, I was banned from modeling as the photographers would weep at my beauty, and that was just the men. The females got wet elsewhere.
So it’s nice to see gargoyles getting a chance in life..
Nice to see pixie balls has a career option after her political career tank’s..
I bet Ed loves the hairy chest..
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Beckham’s kid.
The ugly one with the teeth.
Looks like Skeletor Spice meets Plug from the Bash Street Kids.
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And who else here is sick to bastard death of seeing fat black women in their underwear on city centre advertising boards? Repulsive lardbuckets like Lizzo.
And Fred Perry – that once casual classic and ska staple – has some revolting skinheaded trans freak advertising their gear in their shop window. A long way from Wigan Casino.
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Fat black women shaving themselves – hideous.
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Agree 100% Norman. Since retiring I don’t visit town centres any more. Why would I bother? Where I see it is on television where every programme and the adverts are replete with ethnics. The black females are enough to put you off your lunch and their voices are enough to turn the milk. At least the muslims have the good manners to cover put their females in bin bags.
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“between the genders”
Yes, but heading which way?
This old grandad fell out the ugly tree and hit every twig. Looks like the kind of nasty, man-loathing doughnut-puncher you’d find at a KD Lang concert.
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In Frank’s Skinners stand-up, he spoke of television/movie casting and that there is (or was – mid 90’s) .. and ugly folder. Some productions need ugly cunts, .. and some cunts who want to be ‘in’ things .. weren’t attractive enough for general front and centre.
His bit on it was you have to reassure a friend that went for casting & can’t get work either end … “It’s their loss, mate, .. trust me …you’re fucking hideous” 😄
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I’m always asked to start modelling.
But I’m bashful.
A shyness that is criminally vulgar.
Besides it’s for deviants isn’t it really?
Hey look at me!!
Hey! Hey,!
Nice aren’t I?
Dunno what that fat dollop of shits doing modelling (1 mcgonnegle or summat.
Or that little rentboy from soft cell (2).
I’d be best modelling Marlboro cigarettes rather than some fruity cowboy.
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I’ve been to a modelling agency.
Moving furniture obviously.
It was full of these young wannabe models
Boys an girls.
Girls were all like stick insects with bucktooth smiles.
Boys all looked like they’d been rescued from Huw Edwards cellar.
I was the prettiest in the room.
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Did they coax you into a “private” studio to do any glamour shots?
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Yes.
Looking coyly over my shoulder sucking a lollypop 😀
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Good day from ISAC’s other roving news reporter Willie Stroker.
Ugly models? Really?
Following my last post (over three years ago), viewing ISAC on the odd occasion it has become obvious to me that Ron simply has far too much time on his hands and has seemingly nothing better to do other than to sit at home, hour after hour tapping away on his keyboard with trvial and frankly banal observations of things that are going on in the world. I rather suspect that most subject matter does not impact on any aspects of his daily life. One exception to this may of course ironically be his recent nomination “Bores”. And “Wasps” perhaps?
Whilst fully appreciating that the quality of life has diminished significantly post Blair (and which will undoubtedly continue in spades under the newly appointed shower of dangerous anti British fuck wits), England is still a fantastic country in which to live compared to many others around the world.
For the first time in my life in the run up to the recent general election I felt that instead of moaning about things I owed it to myself and the country to try and do something to help, this was in the form of attending several meetings (for a certain well known political party) and spending 5 days canvassing and distributing leaflets. Like many other sane, logical independent thinking people am fed up to the back teeth with the downward spiral of lies, hypocrisy, nonsense and downright breathtaking stupidity being force fed to us all each and every day. Ultimately it was all to no avail, but I had the satisfaction knowing that at least I tried.
With the exception of my one off political involvement, it has helped me considerably in the last few years by blocking out any negatively, doom mongers (including ditching two friends who I have known since the 1970’s) and depressing MSM news channels/articles (including both BBC and GB News) of which there are sadly far too many. Cancelled my BBC licence a year ago, no longer watch any live tv, and am all the better for it.
As I write this the sun is shining, have a roof over my head, enough food to eat, hot and cold running water, heating, access to “free” healthcare, am not living in a war torn area and as such can sleep soundly and safely in my bed. Realise most of the people in the world are not nearly as fortunate as I am and instead of wasting time and trying to find fault with everything I prefer to focus on life’s positives. At 65 years old and knowing that my time on the planet is finite I prefer to spend my time constructively and with purpose.
Ron, do try to get a life FFS, do yourself a massive favour and try to make the most of the time you have left, rather than continually seeking self adulation by churning out copious amounts of tediously predictable humourless drivel which you obviously think passes for wit. In the overall scheme of things no one in the world truly gives a fig about what you (or anyone else) think, get the feeling you have probably already managed to lose any genuine friends and have had to switch to boring “friends” online. It is no wonder regulars like myself have left the once great ISAC site.
Sorry Ron, I know you’re not a bad chap and mean well, and that my post is harsh but my personal opinion (which I have myself adopted) is that you really need to get out more.
Well, on that highly confrontational note, you will all be glad to know this is my last ever post and final contribution to Is A Cunt.
Over and out, and best wishes to all (including you Ron)……. Willie Stroker.
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Eamon Andrews says he doesn’t need you Willy for Ron Knees this is your life.😆
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Exit stage right.
Way to go.
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Make the most of it Willie, by the time you are 70 the lights will be going off (and heating) on a regular basis in Winter.
Don’t have a go at Ron, while his noms may not be world changing they are by the most part very amusing and if he and others wish to participate in ISAC it is their business, after all, it is still almost a free country.
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Thanks Willie.
It’s done my ‘self adulation’ no end of good to know how much you appreciate my contributions.
All the best to you too.
Ron
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There are two ways to deal with this weird world, Willie.
One is your way. Switch off and ignore it all. A time honoured method. Good luck and well done.
The other is to occasionally let off steam on ISAC either by cunting or commenting on cuntings.
I enjoy Ron’s posts. Although point taken that he probably has too much time on his hands.
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Indeed I do. It’s called ‘retirement’ and it’s bloody great!
Not sure why Willie chose to have a go at me in particular.
‘Hour after hour tapping away on his keyboard’. Huh? Takes a few minutes to post a nom.
‘I suspect that most subject matter does not impact on any aspects of his daily life’. Absolutely correct; just making observations. It’s what people do about all sorts on her
‘You need to get out more’; Actually I’m not long back from lunch with some of the friends Willie seems to think I no longer have.
Boring? Maybe I am, but that’s for other cunters to decide. If enough say the word, I’ll fold my tent on here.
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Hehehe 😂
Nice to see Willy again eh Ron?
Dunno what you’ve done to piss him off so much but I’d think again before letting him do the eulogy at your funeral!
😆
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Keep up the good work Ron. 👍
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Please don’t leave Ron.
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What happened to the Villa, no wonder you are a bit down Ron, still there is always the champions league 👍
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Ron got named, but did we not ALL get a little bit shamed? ….
#cancelISAC
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Nope.😀
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No.
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Willie fell out of the wrong side of his bed this morning, Ron. You just happened to be in his line of sight.
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Have to admit,
It’s a pleasure to see the occasional cat set among the pigeons. 😁
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@ Miserable.
I’m puzzled, genuinely.
I’ve always enjoyed putting posts up on here and reading the posts of others. Some are posts are serious, some light-hearted, but always interesting.
Reading back over Willie’s post, I see this again;
‘…try to get a life ffs. Try to make the most of the time of the time you have left, rather than continually seeking self adulation by churning out copious amounts of tediously predictable humourless drivel which you obviously think passes for wit’.
Ok. I’m the bloody first to acknowledge that I’m no Will Shakespeare, just a bloke posting on a website, so maybe I do post tedious and witless drivel at that; fair enough, it’s a point of view.
But being told that I need to get out more, need to get a life, probably have lost all my friends, that I should try to make the most of the time I have left etc by someone who knows NOTHING about me or my life other than from my comments on here, well, I find that just…odd.
Oh well… enough already.
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Ron@
Wouldn’t let it bother me.
No offence to Willie, I always liked him,
But he says he doesn’t contribute anymore
And never will again,
Why worry about his opinion?
We all have opinions,
Why worry about one?
I frankly couldn’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about me or what I post.
I’m here to amuse myself and myself only.
Anyone doesn’t like it?
Suck my arse🖕
Post what you want Ron👍
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Ps
Don’t know how to tell you this Ron,
But just been in the ISAC canteen and Willy has curled out a massive shite in your Villa mug.
Everyone’s a critic ☹️
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Not keen on that post from Willie.
We have a small community of extreme Right Wing inmates.
Long may it continue.
The alternative is Orwellian Starmerism..
so keep at it Ron,an asset to the forum.
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It’s one thing for Willie to leave. But another thing to go out cunting a cunter for no apparent reason whatsoever. Humour is part of parcel of this site. Shame Willie seems to have lost his.
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@mmcm…. I decided to start commenting on Isac after ages of just looking was for the exact reason you say…. HUMOUR and lord knows there is precious little of it about in this realm anymore 👍….oh and also for the great nominations by fellow like minded cunts who are as pissed off with most events that occur these days …#isac4ever
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If real-life conjecture is on the table, a person could imagine Willie was clutching a rejection letter from Benetton or somesuch that he’s sadly/bitterly held on to, in regret, for decades as he typed/posted what he did. Something has to have hit a nerve when someone from ye olde(better class of) ISAC days steps out of retirement for a one-off hatchet job/parting shot.
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@Uncle Terry?
Extreme right wing? I don’t know about others but I’m not extreme right wing. Just a Conservative.
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By the way,
A shout out to everyone’s favorite Unkle for his brilliant phrase Orwellian Starmerism.
I might have to appropriate it is Cacklin’ Kami steals this election…
Orwellian Kamalaism
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Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten into!
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Good to see Willie out canvassing for the Communist Party of Great Britain.
Everyone needs a hobby to stop things from going stale.
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Willie,
Your last post was 3 years ago? I didn’t notice you’d been absent.
And nobody will notice your absence this time.
Hey Ron,
How are you? Give my love to the Missus.
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Who’d you vote for, General? 😄
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Who did you vote for 😂😂😂😂
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Hi General.
Thanks. The missus sends her best.
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I’m sure the General voted for Kameltoe !!
The love in between her and Two Tier is going to be vomit inducing if she wins.
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EmA,
Trump / Vance
Soi,
She might win. I can see a scenario where she sqeaks out a 270 to 268 electoral College victory.
The media and pollsters are so dishonest I honestly don’t know what to expect.
And that doesn’t include the vote and count shenanigans that are sure to follow.
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Trump won’t take it well if he looses, despite Farage’s advice. He has already said he will accept the result if the election has been fair. That means he won’t accept it.
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Whoever wins, it will go down as an historic election.
The first U.S. presidential election in history where neither of the main candidates is white!
Naturally I voted for Chase Oliver, Libertarian Party candidate and bona fide white man to boot…
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I knew, GC, .. just joshing. I was imagining in the interim a ‘Fuck’s sake, is today the 5th?’ response from you in jest.
As far as that insincere, shallow, – just plain DUMB – cunt and her campaign .. I thought it was nice of her to get an all-out retarded citizen take to the mic and ramble on in a retard-y way for several minutes recently. Then the words ‘Singer Cardi B’ came up on the screen.
If a person who invited … THAT .. on stage to speak for it gets the keys to the WH, …. your country is doomed! A fucking farce! It was already at rock bottom prior to that but the cunt kept digging down…
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No worries CeA.
It does seem like this election was dragging on and then all of a sudden today’s the day.
Did I call you EmA?
Sorry about that. I’m a bit distracted by trying to do some homemade plumbing repairs.
I’m not succeeding in fixing the leak but I am inventing some new swear words.
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I’ve been called worse! 😁
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I hope you read this, WS.
You’re a disgrace, Sir!
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I liked WS when he posted along with Ruffers and a cunter called Bertie. They were all quite similar in humour and informed on subject matter (the fucking psychodrama post-Brexit years mainly) but were good fun. All a bit odd JP.
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Me too.
Bertie was a great poster who took no shit and didn’t suffer fools.
I liked him a lot.
Dunno why Willy bothered to post if only to have a pop at Ron?
He was a good poster,
Vegetarian, PIL fan and had a allotment like all the best people.
I think he should do General Cuntster next.
Just for balance 😆
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👍 Seconded 🤣
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Why did you want to post that ? Rhetorical, you’ve already left but it begs the question.
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Imagine if Dick surfaced?
A bile spewing Bushmills inspired rant. No cunter safe from his verbal zingers.
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Fiddler was THE BEST poster ISAC has ever had,
His scathing acidic wit was what I first liked about the site.
Jack the cunter too.
But Fiddler on the warpath was quite something to behold 👌
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Willie Stroker
Who loves you, baby.
I miss you, old boy.
Say Hi to your bread knife for me.
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Bye, then!
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Anita in the header pics a catch eh?
Typical girls PE teacher.
A fish supper with it’s udders hacked off.
Is she a Labour backbencher?
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Mrs Twatt and I stopped shopping together years ago. It was either that or divorce on the grounds of irreconcilable differences over her wardrobe.
It used to be much like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lvYf73Y4Ww
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How is Mrs Twatt … pet?
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Mrs Twatt is fine, thank you Sam. But not so yours truly.
In the chocolate box of life the top layer’s already gone.
And some bastard’s taken the orange cream from the bottom layer.
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Geordie, I’ll send you the orange creams from my boxes of Christmas chocolates, I loath them.
PS, are you short of novelty Christmas socks? I’ve got a drawer full.
I’ve re-educated the Girls, they now buy me Sloe gin.
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What size are the socks?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfSWT3sYHuc
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Probably the greatest motion picture ever made, Geordie.
Hoowaay the leeards. Or something like that.
Forgive me, I`m black.
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A wonderful film. Bob’s eyeing up all the totty in the ladies boutique. And Thelma asks him about something meaningless and middle class. Bob simply replies, ‘I couldn’t give a shit.’
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Back in the 90s I very much enjoyed accompanying Mrs Terry to some fancy department store,probably Kendalls in Manchester,whilst she looked for a new bra..
Some of the women mooching about would have given Hugh Heffner an embolism,frankly the place was,to quote Wes Streeting,”knee deep in quality gash”..
These days it’s frankly impossible to visit a town or city without seeing adverts for 20 stone blek wimmin in bikinis or a bloke with AIDS in a wedding dress.
Quite off-putting and likely to lead to going to the pub instead.
Good health!
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Used to love going to the boutiques and department stores in Manchester with my mum. Tez.
Those ‘changing cubicles’ in the 70s and 80s. Loads of yummy mummies, MILFs and gorgeous ladies trying things on. With only a small Western saloon type swing door as a barrier.
And a young lad being there didn’t bother them at all. Certainly not in those days. I even got a sly wink (I said ‘wink’) from a couple of them. They could see schoolboy was nervously eyeing them up (you couldn’t not) and they knew that.
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I was once waiting outside the M and S changing rooms; the wife was inside with our daughter, who was trying on clothes.
There was a strange. not too clean woman who started on me for being a pervert; ‘hanging about the women’s changing rooms, shouldn’t be allowed, disgusting’.
To my relief, the woman who was supervising said to her ‘he’s waiting on his wife and daughter’.
It’s odd; women were going in and out of the men’s changing room all the time. That it seems is completely acceptable.
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I was asked to model for a new skin product a while back …
https://live.staticflickr.com/8571/16624664921_031aab606d.jpg
But they don`t make it any more.
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Never mind Sam, L’Oreal do a Carbon Shower gel, rub it all over, you know you are worth it 👍
https://www.loreal-paris.co.uk/men-expert-total-clean/men-expert-total-clean-shower-gel
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That must be what Justin Trudeau used.
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Oh fuck me that second link will give me fucking nightmares for weeks. How in the name of all that’s holy can a man ponce around like that. In private I could not give a flying fuck what they do as long as it’s legal, but to publicly announce to the whole universe that you are a total transbender is beyond belief (mine anyway). So bad that in an apocalypse scenario I would not eat the bastard even if I was starving, I certainly would not turn my back on the weirdo. This World is getting embarrassing really embarrassing
,
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Did see that Michelle Keegan once near St Ann’s Square.
She is so hot, she left scorch marks on the road.
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I saw that Kevin Keegan once near St James’s Park.
He was so hot, he left scorch marks in his underpants.
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Always admired Kev as a player. He was at his best at Liverpool.
I also had respect for him after he faced down the Toon hordes after they kicked off when Kevin sold that chippy cunt ‘Andrew’ Cole.
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Linekunt left scorch marks on the pitch, I seem to recollect.
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Surely you mean “skid marks”, Geordie? A bit like the infamous Gary Lineker – he`s a skid mark.
💩
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Talking of ugly models, have you seen that dreadfull looking half caste woman going on about her “pee pants” and the dykie looking “funeral director” conducting a gruesome looking funeral with the coffin in a motorbike side car. Horrible.
But Rachel From Accounts needs money, and I can see unlimited opportunities for them if Keir Starmer sets himself up as an agent. Take Dawn Butler – a natural for a Weight Watchers advert “Want to lose twenty pounds of unsightly fat, Dawn? – cut your head off!”.
Jess Phillips would be the first name that comes to mind for a toothpaste which tackles halitosis.
AnalEase Dodds – anything to do with personal hygiene products – she would be the “before” in the “before and after” type ads. Remember the Lifebuoy soap adverts?. Somebody whispers “B.O” and she will take her annual bath. She still has half of her 1976 bar.
Lisa Nandy for sports bras, Rachel for rubber knickers
They are sitting on a goldmine – then there are all the poofters for men’s cosmetics and the Tesco adverts.
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Two Tier could advertise breeze blocks and grouting.
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You beat me to it. “Bulky pee pants” is not something I want to think about as I sit down for a meal.
Ron, it’s not just the quality of the posters in the shops, it’s the quality of the ladies in there. They seem to think they have to show how science has advanced by squeezing 25 stone into leggings. I usually looked intensely bored after a few minutes shopping with the missus, and am encouraged to go to the pub. I duly oblige.
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Speaking of ugly cunts beaker the badly carved totem pole has been taking independent advice for his net zero lunacy from wait for it, a company he sits on the board for.
These cunts ain’t even trying to hide it..
Come on big don..make these fuckers irrelevant.
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Apologies to the Admin Team and the illustrious Mr. Knew for going off topic but here’s the predictions nobody asked for.
The Presidential Election goes one of 2 ways:
1A. Old Flatback squeaks out a 270 to 268 Electorial College victory. (There’s another scenario where she wins by 1.)
1B. Trumps win with almost 300 Electoral College votes. (I make it 296.) 312 if he takes all 7 swing states. Maybe close to 350 if he pulls off a few upsets in Hew Hampshire, Virginia and New Mexico.
2A. The Republicans take the Senate with 51 seats (out of 100.)
2B. The Republican majority is 52 if Trump has coat tails in Ohio and they win there. If he has them in Michigan and Wisconsin they go to 53 or 54. Pennsylvania isn’t out of the question for the Republicans. Nevada is a long shot and Arizona and Virginia are losers for Republicans no matter how well Trump does in either state. Nevada is a loser no matter how well Trump does.
Best case for the Republicans is (I think) 54 seats.
3A. The Republicans have a 9 seat majority (out of 435) and the outcome is totally up in the air. In truth there are only about 20 seats in play give or take a few. But these will control the outcome. It could go either way. especially since the Democrats have spent a lot of money in their races. But neither side will have a large majority.
Due to redistricting caused by a bullshit court decision that said the state must have at least 1 majority black district, they will pick up Alabama 2.
Keep an eye on the Long Island (State of New York) seats and those in California’s Central Valley. Both are Republican outposts with Republican seats in Deeply Democratic States.
There’s a few more around the country. Most notable is Alaska where a fucked up ranked choice system gave a victory to the Dems and Arizona districts 1 and 6 where Republicans hold seats in districts that went for Biden by small margins.
There’s a lot of talk about Trump accepting the decision if he loses. But watch what the Democrats do if they lose. There are reports they are already drafting resolutions that would prevent him from taking office because he is an insurrectionist.
If they take control of the House of Representatives they might be able to do that. If they can’t stop him from taking office they are drafting Articles of Impeachment.
Hang on because this is about to get very ugly no matter who wins.
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Let the games begin:
https://nypost.com/2024/11/05/us-news/widespread-voting-problems-reported-in-2-heavily-republican-pennsylvania-counties/
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Donald for the cup!
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He is ahead so far – the BBC are as sad about that, as they were elated back in July when Kweer won. Yet they still try to pretend they are unbiased.
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How a minger like William Eilish gets on the front of publications like Vogue and the like, I’ll never know.
She is bog awful. Like a human goldfish or a Star Wars creature.
Feel sorry for young lads today. There is hardly anyone in the rock or pop world who is worth a Hilary Swank.. I suppose Taylor Swift is the only modern pop star who fits the bill.
And Chappel Roan is just simply fucking repulsive. And she is a total cunt.
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If you have never seen a really raddled ugly old dyke in the flesh, here is your chance so to do for free:
Warning: Link contains photograph not suitable for children or people of a nervous disposition.
https://www.bbc.co.uk/showsandtours/shows/with-great-pleasure-27nov24
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Christ almighty WC, those spectacles! WTF was she thinking?
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Absolutely O/T.
Gone 9pm, the mongs have been at it since 3:30pm (yes, it was still daylight),
There’s now 3 or 4 brain dead cunts competing with each other, as to who can let off the loudest, most deafening airbomb.
My rat dog is wrapped in a blanket, the TV is at megadeath decibels and the heating is rivaling that of the earth’s core.
The poor little toad has just peed himself.
If you can and want to, please sign the petition for only silent fireworks to be sold to the general public.
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Another O/T,
Just how many BBC cunts are out on a taxpayers jolly reporting on the American election..
FFS, what a fucking bobby’s job.
If you are still paying the BBC’S Propoganda tax, STOP NOW…!
I THOUGHT THE ” CLOSED SHOP” WAS A THING OF THE PAST…💩
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Here’s a story about my best ever sales call.
I worked on the fringes of the fashion industry supplying material for accessories. I had made an appointment with a well known fashion house in, I think Carnaby Street. The premises are quite small and my contact there can only find a small box room to hold our meeting but it has a table and a couple of chairs. I get my gear out and start the old sales spiel. I am about 5 minutes in when a bloke walks in and says he has the room booked for an important dress fitting. Simon says Wanksock is an important supplier( I sold them fuck all) and there were no other rooms so we agreed to share the room and we shifted up. Next thing that happens half a dozen outfits are brought in and Camilla, stunning model, comes in, and asked if she minds these 2 chaps having their meeting whilst they do the fitting. No she says carry on. I do while she strips off completely about 6 inches from my face. I can see it now, beautifully trimmed and smelling of wild honey. She had about 6 outfits to try on , bloody brilliant. I acted the professional and carried on extolling the virtues of my products! Anyway that’s my one contact with any models.
GO DONALD! !!!!
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RIGHT NOW
Newsmax is calling the race.
Trump wins Pennsylvania.
That gives him exactly 270 Electorial College votes and that means he is the 47th President of the United States.
There are other States outstanding but it doesn’t matter now. It’s not about who wins but by how much. He is ahead in Michigan, Wisconsin and Arizona at the time of this post.
Waiting for Trump to speak now.
Old Flatback went home without speaking to her supporters.
Trump / Vance
MAGA
We stopped the steal.
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Trump also picked up 1 Electoral College in the State of Maine giving him 271. (If my count is correct.)
No other media outlet is calling Pennsylvania or the Trump win.
Although, Bret “Trump Hating” Baier of RAT News is claiming he spoke to someone at the Harris campaign who concedes Trump is winning Pennsylvania.
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RAT News is calling the State of Wisconsin for Trump.
Making it 281 Electoral College votes.
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Walked away for a bathroom break and came back to someone (didn’t hear who) calling Michigan.
Newsmax is reporting a total of 304 Electoral College votes.
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We don’t like each other General,
But congratulations on your new president.
Hope he kicks ass as you yanks say.
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RAT fucking News is also calling him the winner.
https://www.foxnews.com/politics/fox-news-projects-donald-trump-defeats-kamala-harris-become-47th-president-united-states
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Republicans knocked off Liberal fucking cunt Sherrod Brown in the Ohio Senate race.
Republicans lead in the Pennsylvania, Michigan and Wisconsin Senate races.
And now Sam Brown (R) has taken the lead in the Nevada Senate race. The race hasn’t been called yet but I never thought that it would be that close let alone happen.
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Trump is winning the popular vote by about 4 million.
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Congratulations, General. 👍
Did I not tell you not to worry?
That it was the Republicans turn to rig the vote this time?
Like the Donald, I am never wrong. 😁
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Well played General.
As the golden haired one might say ‘there is so much love here and you are beautiful, beautiful people, unbelievable. Kamala is a big dummy and she would have been a disaster. Believe me.’
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It looks like The Donald will win. Look at this old ratbag Harris supporter throwing her toys out of the pram:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-14046699/msnbc-joy-reid-meltdown-donald-trump-wins-florida-election.html
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Joyless fucking Reid!
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The airport departure lounges will be busy today with all those celebrities fleeing America.
Or shall I call Bullshit on that..
Plus the Pàki goblin mayor is leaving as well.
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Lets hope Trump puts the cunt on a No Fly List and has a small to medium orange jumpsuit ready.
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Hey Barry,
To your point…I don’t think Canada will be building a wall to keep our American Libs.
And I don’t think we’ll see a bunch of them pile into Dinghys and float across the ocean to Keir’s Multicultural Green Republic of Facistan.
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Go on 🐫 toe give us one more inane cackle 🤣…and then back to 🍟🍔 it’s nearly brunch time ….🍊😁
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Trump wins, fucking get in – that should sour the milk in Starmer’s cornflakes
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I am not sure he can eat his cornflakes this morning, he will be too busy shitting himself at the thought of going toe to toe with Kemi at lunchtime.
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