There’s a legend that in the days of the Roman empire, some wag once scrawled on the walls of a government building the words ‘non suffragium, Senatus in’. ‘Don’t vote, the Senate will get in’. The story may be apocryphal, but it’s bloody hard to disagree with the sentiment. It’s a case of ‘the more things change, the more they stay the same’.
I’ve come to the conclusion that I despise our poilticians to the very depth of my soul. They are scum-sucking pond life that feed on the very bottom. Naturally they all claim to seek office for altruistic reasons; they just want to serve, they don’t want to get on board the gravy train. But to me they are self-serving to a man and woman; arrogant, ambitious for power, devious, cynical, venal, chancers, spivs or plain incompetent. Often they’re the ‘perfect storm’ of most if not all of these things.
Just the briefest look back over recent years serves to illustrate the point. We’ve had a host of scandals such as cash for questions, cash for honours, cash for influence, dodgy donations, the Iraq WMD dodgy dossier, election result betting, the Westminster expenses outrage. We’ve had a sackful of sleazos such as Aitken, Vaz, Archer, Parish, Oaten, Onasanya and Pincher. We’ve had a roll-call of cynical bastards and incompetents like ‘Back to Basics’ Major (not forgetting the fragrant Edwina), Mandelson, Johnson, Corbyn, Abbott, Bercow and Bliar, the biggest cunt of all. Oh, and let’s most definitely not forget those who set themselves against the expressed will of the majority over Brexit and Scottish independence; step forward Sturgeon, Grieve, Cable, Lucas, Soubry….
Let’s get bang up to date with the latest bunch of devious chislers. I give you Lammy and Rayner, Reeves and Cooper, and of course shifty Arsehole-in-Chief Sir Keir Two-Tier, Sir Keir FreeGear Starmer, liar and hypocrite. Meet the new boss, same as the old boss.
I could cunt on for pages, listing the outrages and the perpetrators, but you all know where I’m coming from I’m sure. They’re all the same, opportunist flies buzzing around the same arse. They campaign on a platform of promises for a new start and a better deal, promises of integrity and accountability. But these things are there to be cynically thrown aside amid mealy-mouthed excuses and hand-wringing once they’ve served their purpose and are no longer expedient politically.
The parliaments of the UK are riddled with incompetence, cronyism, hypocrisy, trough-swilling and deceit. They are swamps which cannot be drained. A plague on all their houses. Don’t vote indeed; the government will get in.
Nominated by Ron Knee.
Its like gambling, people are putting money on the wrong horse.
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This new lot of sixth-formers in Whitehall are the biggest cunts on record.
If anyone can prove otherwise please tell me.
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People (not us on here, of course) have a tendency to want to see the good in others. That’s why the general public, despite everything that our politicians have burdened them with, think that they’re “a bit useless” or “better the devil you know”.
People ought to lift the scales from their eyes and realise that politicians are murderous, evil psychopaths and the higher up the food chain, the worse they are.
How many people need to be murdered and raped by immigrant darkıe filth who the politicians have let in, by their intentional designs to ruin the country?
Kier Starmer clearly thinks “not enough” as he fellates Unkle Klaus’s fascist willy.
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“Shifty arsehole in chief”, Ron, I’d say SHITTY arsehole in chief. I bet he has been doing a great deal of brown-nosing and arselicking these past few years. Trying to get up Macron’s ringpiece yesterday was especially nauseating.
Slightly off topic, but that mincing poof Justin Welby is trying to hang on to his job as Archbishop of Canterbury even though he has known for over eleven years of a prominent kiddie fiddler in the C of E. Welby would make an excellent Labour MP to join the ranks of the bum boys who feel they are so superior. His own colleages want him gone, but little Juston hangs on like dirty glue
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Morning Mr B.
Welby sits in the House of Lords, so I wouldn’t say you’re off topic my friend. He’s just another of the cunts as far as I’m concerned, except that he wears a smock and a big fuck off hat at the same time.
It’ll be interesting to see whether the mithering, self-righteous arsehole can ride this one out.
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/justin-welby-archbishop-hampshire-police-canterbury-cape-town-b1193459.html
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PS
It’s only taken Starmer a few short weeks to reveal himself to be a complete liar and a hypocrite, who’s surrounded in government by a bunch of utter incompetents.
Millions voted for Liebour in desperation for change, and look where Liebour’s ‘loveless landslide’ has got us.
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In my view Ron, anyone who facilitates that sort of disgusting behaviour by remaining quiet is almost as guilty as the person doing it. Far too many clergy, laypeople from the church, teachers and school governers are implicated in child abuse, to the extent you wonder about the likes of Welby themselves….
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Indeed Mr B.
Looks as though another time-honoured political practice, ‘the cover up’, has been in full swing there.
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Welby is merely a sympton. Religion is a cancer on society. The way the law defends religious belief is nonsensical. We should be free to call out believers in gods as the fools that they are. Unfortunately that probably rates as free speech and as has been demonstrated recently, the politicians are not going to wear that.
Morning Ron, all.
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He’ll probably leave the job and then the evil cunts will fix him up in the house of lords so that he can spend the rest of his days with cunts just like himself
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I always suspect roles like Archbishop of Canterbury and (for example) Health Secretary were created for wimpy little poifs who just can’t bear the idea of getting their hands dirty by doing ordinary work. Imagine Justin or Wessy being in the service or police officers, or even ballet dancers. it would be too much like hard work. I think even Health Secretary is too much for Wessy and Foreign Secretary FAR too much for Lammy. He looks as if would shit himself if he had to run for a bus
One of the problems is that there are far too many MPs who went straight from university to being a “researcher” for some bum boy MP who takes a liking to him then gets given his own safe seat. Hopefully by the time Kweer and Rachel from Accounts have fucked up the country there will be no such thing as a safe Labour seat.
If you are a wimminz, all you need to do is “research” for one of the dykes and hold her shaving mirror up for her. Far too many inverts on the green benches.
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He’s already in the House of Lords – perk of his job
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Trump / Vance
MAGA
Fight! Fight! Fight!
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Agnetha / Anni-Frid
AꓭBA
Sing! Sing! Sing!
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Keep making fun of us Mme Beau but remember…
The Winner Takes It All
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Careful General, or you’ll find yourself finally facing your Waterloo
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An old mate said to me, those that seek power are the one’s who should be kept well away from it.
GGGRRRRHHHHH….🤬
CUNTS AND TRAITOR’S, the whole fucking lot.
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This country deserves everything it gets, its like groundhog day without the laughs.
Bunch of corrupt, useless cunts get them out and replace them with a bunch of useless cunts with a different coloured rosette.
The fucking conservatives are above labour in the polls again?
It’s like the last 14 years never happened..
It’s time for IQ testing and tax record checks before you get the right to vote.
Plus any immigrant that can’t trace its family back five generations can’t hold any position of power in government, national or local and the civil service.
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Well said sir.
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Good Morning Barry and everyone,
Anyone who thought, 2TK, Ange “Growler” Rayner, Lammy, Dawn Butler et al, were the answers to the countries problems in July must have been delusional. Never has buyer’s remorse kicked in so quickly.
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You get what you vote for.
Or sometimes, what you don`t vote for (🤫)
Guten Morgen meine kleinen Frankfurters !!
🌭
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But sometimes the system is just twisted.
Reform polled more than the Lib Cunts in the popular vote, and ended up with 60 odd fewer seats!
This situation has been happening for donkey’s. It’s hardly a reflection of the ‘will of the people’.
Right this second, you can lay money on the weasel Starmer to be trying to find ways to take us ‘closer’ to the EU. We might have left in name, but the forces are at work to make sure that we’ll stay tied to that blob.
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Does it really matter? This country is now a scum filled pile of shit with a puppet cunt, who appears to believe he’s in charge, being told what to do by militant peacefuls and the WEF.
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Guy Fawkes was the last bloke to enter parliament with good intentions.
Good morning.
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It’s going to take a while for the Gravy Train to completely derail but I hope to live to see it.
There are many factors pushing the country toward extremes,such as uncontrolled immigration,housing costs,the failing health service etc etc..
The standout for me at the moment is the Nanny State,or to put it another way,the remorseless expansion of every type of state control,bureaucracy and oversight.
The Dead Hand of Government indeed.
As it expands it simply consumes more and more money with no positive outcome for Joe Public.
Growth of the private sector is likely to fail totally whilst the bloated public sector continues it’s march toward utterly bankruptcy,taking us all into another Great Depression.
Britain’s Weimar Republic is upon us,or perhaps a medieval caliphate within two decades.
Get the deckchairs out,it’s going to be quite a show.
The fucking vile cunts.
Good morning.
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It’s depressing and alarming at the same time Unk.
I’d say that mass immigration is a huge factor in terms of the ever growing pressure on housing, education, health services etc.
The biggest problem of all is the seeming lack of political will to get to grips with this; the cultural and social implications of this failure are there for all to see. Starmer and co won’t even acknowledge that there really IS a problem, but they’re in their little bubble, and don’t face the consequences outside of it.
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If the Donald can cut the head off the snake to stop woke culture and globalism in the USA we will feel the benefit eventually. Our poundshop politicians are just copying them .
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The Labour party are a bunch of psychos and the Tories are just Labour lite.
Maybe we need a showbiz media savvy, outspoken maverick billionaire with a head of golden hair?
Not you Branson, fuck off with you.
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Politics attracts the depraved like a fresh dogturd attracts flies.
What you need to understand about politics is that political allegiance to a party is all bollocks.
We might believe it but they certainly don’t.
They went the same posh schools,
They were in the same dorms at school
“Winker, Cameron hasn’t fetched me my crumpets the rotter!
They mix in the same social circles
Their dad’s are mates.
They aren’t in a political party out of any convictions but out of opportunities.
They seek office for money, power, prestige and to grease the wheels in their favour,
And that of friends , family and business associates.
I knew this in my teens.
It’s a rigged game.
They aren’t like us.
They hold nothing sacred.
The country, the people mean nothing to them.
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Spot on Mis, I agree with every word.
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To be fair Granny Rayner has always been more Oxfam charity shop than Oxbridge.
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Aye, she took a different route.
Kissing arse at the trade union.
Wrigglesworth didn’t toast her crumpets at school,
She had to work a bit harder to get to the trough
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Documentary on the telly last night on this very subject i.e. the failure of the politicians. One of those interviewed was satan himself, Tony Blair. Looks older now but that familiar smirk was nailed on, never slipped for a moment. Stared into the camera and stated with no hint of conscience or self-doubt that he did not throw open the gates on immigration. I’ve obviously been living under an illusion for years.
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So have the rest of us arfur. Saint Anthony indeed.
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A special place in Hell awaits the shit eating grinner
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Or just a special hell?
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OT, but cunts shouldn’t be allowed to remove themselves from the Wall of Cunts should they? — Gary Lineker.
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Lineker will be back doing what he does best, talking shit for millions of pounds. Probably with the peacefuls at Al Jizzera.
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I suppose he could move into lateral snacks; perhaps Quavers® or Monster Munch®.
🍟
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People don’t vote for individuals, they vote for parties.
I would imagine that few people actually know who their MP is. They have never met them, they have never spoken to them and they wouldn’t be able to recognise them in a crowd.
Because of that the party’s manifesto becomes vitally important.
It is, or should be, a list of promises to the electorate.
If the governing party does not fulfil their pledges to the voters then they should be taken out of office after a year and not allowed to stand for re-election.
They have proved themselves as incompetent liars.
The complete term of a government is far too long to wait.
“We will stop the boats!”
Well you have had a year and there are more immigrants arriving every day than ever before.
So fuck off.
“We will not touch the pensioner’s winter fuel allowance!”
You broke that promise after only a few weeks.
So fuck off.
“We will build half a million affordable houses!”
Sorry cunt. After a year you are so far off target that you will never catch up.
So fuck off.
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Stalin attacked farmers.
Mao attacked farmers.
Kunt Kweer attacks farmers
Do you see a pattern ?
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Farmers aren’t good at socialising?
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Farmers, collectively, aren’t good at socialism.
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Tony Martin had the right idea about socialising.
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I am wondering how long it will be before somebody attempts to off one of the latest batch of politicians?
Personally my moneys on a coup by either the armed forces or the peaceful persuasion.
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A coup
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Edward Longshanks – The problem with Scotland is that it’s full of Scots.
Two In The Stink – The problem with Parliament is that it’s full of cunts.
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It will need a Trump-like character to sort out the cesspit of Westminster.
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These political pricks also have have delusions of grandeur. Once in power, they should also stick by their first intention by law. Otherwise, out on their arseholes.
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Speaking of politician cunts, beaker the punched Toby jug has just reiterated the £300 drop in energy prices won’t come till 2030.
By that time prices would of gone up by £3000..
Someone please stamp that dangerous fool to death..
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I defy any honest person entering parliament not to become tainted with by the instituted scamming and “grabber” culture that exists there. It is ingrained un the very fabric of the place.
The days of “putting a bit back to society” never really existed. O.K. one or two may have played the “white man” but it has always been a place for chisellers. The difference today is those chisellers have not come from owning successful manufacturing businesses, or even a successful carer after experiencing life in industry, They come from “Student politics” “internships” “studying politics at uni”. They are unable and unwilling to work with anything that is tangible, ie. made of wood metal or even plastic:- they can only have “ideas” and plans. Putin, Starmer, Johnson, Bliar, Kim whatever, in fact any of the twats, I doubt they could put a shelf up. Clueless to a man and only know which way to put on a (photo opp.) hard hat because it has a peak.
My Liberal mp told me he still supports p.r. even though, as I pointed out Reform got shafted. “I don’t approve, but I am happy to go along with it if it serves me.”
Wasn’t happy with me posting H.M. Gov. site figures for the weekly small boat arrivals, insisted they were refugees not illegals, and now doesn’t answer my letters. Am I bovvered? Am I F.
Mornin’.
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p.s. forgot to mention, Starmer and Reeves have now become landlords, renting their own gaffs because we are paying them to live in Downing St.
What a couple of small time players.
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I’d force the bastards to fill them with illegals. At their own expense.
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It’s not just politicians, it’s the entire entourage that surrounds them, then the civil service.
The entire system needs to be reset, who said drain the swamp.
If you switch on any political program there is always some former advisor to some MP or No10 special advisor and the one thing that becomes a common thread is that the all are fucking thick, many straight from university into political roles.
Even if there is an MP who wants to do something useful if it doesn’t fit with the civil service ideology it won’t happen.
What can MPs do, answer make our lives a misery, death and taxes are the sure things of life, thank fuck we now have a government of service, but they never promised to be of service to the people.
It’s COP 29 this week and who is there, well no one of note that’s for sure.
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If the last 4 months have taught us anything it’s that Sponger harbours a visceral hatred of Britain and the British. So he takes every opportunity to get away from this ghastly little dump and play the international statesman.
But he does seem to be spending more time abroad than is absolutely appropriate or necessary for a British Prime Minister.
Trouble at home perhaps?
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If only he’d fucking stay there, the oily cunt.
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Remember when he said he prefers Davos to Westminster because Westminster was “just a tribal, shouting place”?
True, but you are not held to account in Davos, no pesky voters to please with broken manifesto promises or bullshit soundbites for the media.
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Our new(old) mp got in again after being ousted last time round in the fall of the red 🧱….the blue labour mob fucked up and didn’t take advantage with their big majority, hence the red 🧱 got built again and he ensconced himself back in his 🐖trough…now I know they all claim ridiculous amounts of expenses, but this turd when last in office hosted a ☕ and 🍰 morning at the local hospice and was beaming from 👂2 👂on the front page of the local rag asking for the community to support the great work etc,etc….then was promptly found later to have claimed his elevenses back, If I remember it was around £6…..💩 the lot of them down the 🚽 and make sure it’s gone with a good 🪠….#housesofturds
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Fuck that 💥
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Kweer is a fudge-packing ventriloquist dummy with the Schwab fist rammed firmly up his jacksy and he’s fucking loving it.
Sham marriage and sordid little secrets he’s desperate to keep quiet about.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v80GFZKzlCE
Many a true word spoken in jest
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Point of orrrrdah admin.
I penned a nom about the cultlike nature of the MAGA movement, complete with link. Despite being highly upvoted, and breaking no rules, this nom has not been published. One could be forgiven for thinking this was done to protect the feelings of certain cunters.
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In my limited experience, it usually takes about 2 – 3 weeks for a nom to see the light following submission.
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One wannabe politician (Lineker) gone yesterday.
A second one gone today?
Go on Welby you woke, lefty bellend, cheer us all up.
Fuck off and make it two in two days.
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I don’t want to piss in your cornflakes geordie, ” I will leave that to the deviants on this site” but he is only standing down from MOTD.. the insufferable cunt will still do the fa cup and the 2026 world cup..
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Trump has appointed his new border czar, Tom Homan who said;
“If you’re in the country illegally, you shouldn’t feel comfortable. If I’m in some other country illegally, I’m not going to feel comfortable. When you enter this country illegally, you have committed a crime, you’re a criminal and you’re not off the table.”
Time will tell if he can deliver on what he says but it must fill voters with more confidence than seeing some fucking wet wipe like Pixie Balls-Cooper simpering on about ‘smashing the gangs’.
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https://x.com/BostonTea84/status/1856256945377702121?t=hTpZEo6ouhEVRpFHWwWpFQ&s=19
Best line ever..I could just imagine all the libtards smashing their TVs to pieces.
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Brilliant Baz! I can see why Big Don likes him.
I’ll be keeping an eye on Tom.
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https://x.com/charliekirk11/status/1855833836963443143?t=UEZ0Wnawp8SuttgmRudKtA&s=19
Here is another one LL.
Making AOC look a right cunt.
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Good man
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