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“I’m looking at the world, through rose coloured glasses, everything is rosy now”, as an old song says, and if you are of the same mind, who wish the whole word could be like “Hello”, where all is shiny, duckie and bright, I suggest you take a trip over to Starmer’s cocksuckers website, known as Labour List, founded by the late Mr Derek Draper. There you can read that Lord Mandelson is in the second round of becoming a University Chancellor (all that young meat to persue if he’s feeling like chicken tonight), the wonderful plans for Rail Nationalisation, which will probably go the same way as all of Starmer’s other “missions”. It’s not just at home, but overseas the good news continues. Kamala Harris assures their eager members that “we have momentum” (and not the sort that Kweer so despises).

It’s the place where Blairism meets Lewis Carroll.

This is a pretty typical piece of wishful thinking – apparently we all loved the budget. Here is the link, but I am feeling a little sad – this is my first Labour List nomination without Derek 🙁 :-

LabourList.org.

Nominated by : W. C. Boggs

34 thoughts on “LabourList”

  2. A comic for cunts, sorry lying cunts.

    Since July

    Hated by pensioners
    Hated by small business
    Hated by farmers
    Starmer has one win, the most unpopular newly elected PM ever
    Transport Secretary resigns.

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  4. Since writing the above, we all know Kamala is toast (yet another Kweer “mission” down the lavatory) and hapless old Mandy – the camp old twat, got beaten to the chancellorship by William Hague. Back to late nights on Hampstead Heath again…….

    But I am sure there are still raindrops, roses and whiskers on kittens – not to mention warm woolen mittens over in LL land.

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      • I could think of more pain inflicting objects to use though. In the meantime a fist would do.
        Cunty’s solution would involve the Liemore MP’s and a tank on Salisbury plain. A Carbon unfriendly game of hide and seek.

  6. How will poor, bereft Kate Garraway manage to enjoy her Christmas without poor Derek t̶o̶ ̶m̶o̶n̶e̶t̶i̶s̶e̶ for company?

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  7. I cannot bring myself to check out the link, WC, but the David Lammy, page might make for a good read. Travelling around the world eating free dinners and pitting his wits against the world’s other great minds. A head to head between Lammy and Kissinger would have made a good watch.

    Good morning, everyone.

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      • Actually, it looks like Kissinger is moving in for a kiss and Lammy is backing away, understandably perturbed!

      • Poor old Henry kicked the bucket a year ago today Thomas. Good timing and a lovely picture of Hammy Lammy – the best I have ever seen – so like we see him every day.

        Actually LL might be a good place to advertise Boggs Pornographic Film productions (Taiwan) Limited’s latest offering “Red Hot Spankers” with Angie Rayner and Rachel From Accounts offering bottom marks for naughty boy pupils and Kim Leadbetter and Jess Phillips representing the hairy chested lesbian brigade. Plus this film has a bonus – a real bitch fight at the Lesbian Labour Ladies Wrestling Group – Jess “Hammer Head” Phillips, furious that Kim “Gripper” Leadbetter has stolen all the limelight this weeks demands a no holds bar contest – the gloves are off – and everything else – as they fight naked. Cross-buttocks, flying tackles, backbreakers and headlocks made all the more difficult by them being covered in oil. But the hair tearing and screaming between Hammerhead and Gripper is captured in full stereo sound. £35, but to Labour List subscribers a special price – £45, for soiling our companies name advertising with them

  11. I prefer the Labour lisp, seeing as more than a few seem to have trouble with public speaking.

    Lots of wailing over big red, the bus wanker, her with the face of a Chlorinated chicken.. fucking fraudster, putting up people’s insurance premiums.
    Shower of shit..

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  12. The only things these cunts are good at is letting a load of freeloading carpet kissing cunts in and giving loads of money to snail eating cunts for doing fuck all and there’s 650 of the useless shitebags

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  13. Labour list?

    Some suits
    Taylor Swift tickets
    Those tapes from Diddies party
    A mobile phone
    1 bottle of orange tan
    An idiots guide to economics
    EU membership
    Some of those magic Biden votes
    A personality for Keir
    Some dead pensioners
    Private medical care

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  14. What we are currently experiencing is akin to being stabbed in the front by these Labour cunts.

    Instead of spending 15 years or so being stabbed in the back by the Conservative cunts.

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  15. I didn’t read list as I’ve been advised to try to keep the blood pressure down..

    I wonder if The List contains some excellent forthcoming govt entertainment specials..?

    a mound of frozen grannies.

    half of British farmland sold off or compulsory purchased for use as pitches for thousands of solar panels and windmills.

    increased unemployment combined with a deluge of welfare spending and vast wealth poured into failed schemes to get people back to work.

    a seperate peace treaty with Hamas with “leave to remain” in the UK for all “freedom fighters”.

    a war with Russia.

    compulsory state funded dresses for all men aged 20 to 45.

    self taught doctors from Angola in every hospital.

    500 extra carriages for the Gravy Train…

    Vote Oven.

    Good morning.

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  16. They’re all cunts. Utterly unspeakable Marxist cunts.

    Anyone involved with Labour should be sectioned under the mental health act and then executed with a sledgehammer to the back of the head.

    The collective IQ of the UK would go up half a dozen points overnight.

    LABOUR SCUM! OFF OUR STREETS!

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