Dead Pool [339]

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Congratukations to CuntyMort who has hone ànd won Dead Pool 338 by picking Labour Titan and Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott who died yesterday in a care home from complications of alzheimers disease aged 86.Prescott was a Labour MP for 40 years and became deputy leader when Tony Blair took over as leader following the death of John Smith in 1994.He then became deputy Prime Minister for 19 years following the Labour landslide of 1997.He was known as 2 jags and later after admitting having an affair with his secretary 2 Shags.He will also be remembered for getting in a fight in 2001 after being hit by an egg on the campaign trail.

On to Dead Pool 339

The rules:

1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.

52 thoughts on “Dead Pool [339]”

  2. John Williams (Composer)
    James Galway
    Roger Whittacker
    Richard Chamberlain
    Michael Aspel

    Well done CM, another pinko bites the dusy

  7. 2 Jags handled his Top Gear interview quite well, if memory serves …

    Anyways.

    William Shatner
    Erich von Däniken
    Frederick Forsyth
    Jeffrey Archer
    Maury Povich

  8. Cuntymort… Good shot mate.

    And ta-ra to the Blairite Walrus.

    Patsy King
    Andy Taylor
    Denis Law
    Allan Oppenheimer
    Jane Morgan

  9. Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Sandy Gall

    Well done CM

  14. Eddie Stobart
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Alan Greenspan
    Nancy Olson
    Jean-Marine Le Pen

    Nice work CM.

  16. Dame Eileen Atkins
    Dame Judi Dench
    Dame Joan Plowright
    Dame Joan Collins
    Dame Suzy Izzard

    There ain’t nothing like a Dame.

    Good shot, CM

  18. Congratulations C Mort

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    #^&^@#*!(%^$
    Oprah Winfrey
    Barbara Streisand

  19. He had surprisingly dark hair didn’t he. I always wished I could have been a ladies favourite and love machine like big Pres.

  21. Colin Jeavons
    Sian Phillips
    Robert Gillespie
    Brian Cooke
    Patrick Murray

    Splendid shot CM!

  23. Tom Baker
    Purnella Scales
    Jimmy tarbuck
    Phil cool
    Prince Michael of kent

  24. James O’Brien
    Vlad the Invader.
    Two Tier Keir.
    Antoni Guterres.
    These are more of a wish list.

    Genuine prediction –
    Larry, Chief Mouser to HM Government.
    It will be a sad day, but he’s getting old, poor thing.

    • If you Google Larry, Chief Mouser, you’ll find articles about plans for his demise, which appear to include a three day holiday for public mourning, a state funeral, including a 21 gun salute, a horse-drawn gun carriage and…..

      I’m exaggerating somewhat, but I am serious about news articles on No. 10s plans on how to announce Larry demise.

  28. Harriet Harman
    Wayne Osmond
    Larry David
    Anthony Fauci
    Engelbert Humperdinck

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