Congratukations to CuntyMort who has hone ànd won Dead Pool 338 by picking Labour Titan and Former Deputy Prime Minister John Prescott who died yesterday in a care home from complications of alzheimers disease aged 86.Prescott was a Labour MP for 40 years and became deputy leader when Tony Blair took over as leader following the death of John Smith in 1994.He then became deputy Prime Minister for 19 years following the Labour landslide of 1997.He was known as 2 jags and later after admitting having an affair with his secretary 2 Shags.He will also be remembered for getting in a fight in 2001 after being hit by an egg on the campaign trail.
On to Dead Pool 339
The rules:
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.No duplicates and it is first cone first serve.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid pool unless they have already been taken by someone else already.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily in chronology of death.
Tony Blair
Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
David Lammy
Angela Rayner
19
If only.
18
This isn’t a wish list… however, I am hoping you are right.
3
It is a wish list. 😁
7
John Williams (Composer)
James Galway
Roger Whittacker
Richard Chamberlain
Michael Aspel
Well done CM, another pinko bites the dusy
5
Dust!
Fucking phone.
3
Whittaker did his Last Farewell 13/09/23.
6
Thanks DD
2
Indeed, Dickie.
A sad loss to the nose flute community.
🪈
6
Scratch Roger Whittaker.
Put in Pete Murray
2
Noam Chomsky
Jean Marie Le Pen
Stanley Baxter
Joanne Woodward
Israel Vazquez
3
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Camp Cliff
Millicent Martin
Petula Clark
2
Renée Richards
Desmond Morris
Stuart Hall
Len Deighton
Roberta Flack
2
Kamal
Mohammed Mahatir
Maria Venuti
James Hong
Paul Hogan
2
2 Jags handled his Top Gear interview quite well, if memory serves …
Anyways.
William Shatner
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Jeffrey Archer
Maury Povich
2
Cuntymort… Good shot mate.
And ta-ra to the Blairite Walrus.
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Denis Law
Allan Oppenheimer
Jane Morgan
3
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Alan Bennett
Dame Julie Andrews
Sandy Gall
Well done CM
2
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
2
Clint Eastwood
Beast of Bolsover
Linda Nolan
Marky Ramone
Eric Clapton
2
Nice shooting Cuntymort👍
3
Cliff Thorburn
Danny DeVito
Clive Lloyd
Roberto Duran
Nerys Hughes
1
I really don’t see how Roberto Duran can die.
Invincible!
0
Diran was my hero when I was younger.
Alongside, Marvin, the Hitman and Sugar Ray.
0
Brian Murphy
Don King
David Daker (actor)
Julie Goodyear
Ratko Mladic
1
Wendy Craig, Kenny sansom, Eric Clapton, Ron atkinson Eric burden
1
Eddie Stobart
Eileen Derbyshire
Alan Greenspan
Nancy Olson
Jean-Marine Le Pen
Nice work CM.
1
Fuck it Clapton gone, try ray winstone
0
Dame Eileen Atkins
Dame Judi Dench
Dame Joan Plowright
Dame Joan Collins
Dame Suzy Izzard
There ain’t nothing like a Dame.
Good shot, CM
3
Sophia loren,Chris tarrant ,Biden, William roach ,penn
1
Congratulations C Mort
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
#^&^@#*!(%^$
Oprah Winfrey
Barbara Streisand
3
He had surprisingly dark hair didn’t he. I always wished I could have been a ladies favourite and love machine like big Pres.
2
Ron Jeremy
Jo Guest
John Astin
Sandi Toksvig
Gazza
0
Colin Jeavons
Sian Phillips
Robert Gillespie
Brian Cooke
Patrick Murray
Splendid shot CM!
2
James Ivory
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Berry Gordy
Vera Miles
1
Tom Baker
Purnella Scales
Jimmy tarbuck
Phil cool
Prince Michael of kent
0
So, OVsf.
Prunella Scales has been claimed already, by me.
2
James O’Brien
Vlad the Invader.
Two Tier Keir.
Antoni Guterres.
These are more of a wish list.
Genuine prediction –
Larry, Chief Mouser to HM Government.
It will be a sad day, but he’s getting old, poor thing.
3
If you Google Larry, Chief Mouser, you’ll find articles about plans for his demise, which appear to include a three day holiday for public mourning, a state funeral, including a 21 gun salute, a horse-drawn gun carriage and…..
I’m exaggerating somewhat, but I am serious about news articles on No. 10s plans on how to announce Larry demise.
4
I think a state funeral would be richly deserved, considering his many years service. His department is the only function in HM Government that works.
4
He should have taken the opportunity to scratch Starmers bollocks though. Bad cat Larry.
2
Mary Berry
Jack Nicholson
George Hamilton
Henry Winkler
Steve Miller
0
rrrrreeee rroooooo
https://youtu.be/dV3AziKTBUo?t=18
0
Sepp Blatter
Michel Platini
Jerome Valcke
Jack Warner
Geoff Hurst
0
Are you gointg to the Man United game this weekend, Emperor?
0
Not from Australia.
Heading back for Xmas. Got a ticket for the Newcastle game on 21/xii.
1
Sadiq khan
Humza yousuf
Klaus Schwab
Alex Ferguson
Robert de niro
2
Harriet Harman
Wayne Osmond
Larry David
Anthony Fauci
Engelbert Humperdinck
0
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
0
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
RFK Jr
David Irving
Rosemary West
0