Something seriously wrong as my previous nomination has not seen the light of day? (No idea, but carry on – NA)
More worrying still is that there are no prior posts for this most deserving of Cunts? She renders anything she appears in completely unwatchable. If theres a single organism on the face of the planet who thinks anything other than a flaming car is improved by Jill Scott’s presence they need locking up sub cunts like Keane, Neville and Wright grit their teeth and pocket the paycheck too gutless to acknowledge how shit this cunt is. It started out harmless enough, the gormless geordie giraffe gets some publicity when her football matches were shoved down our throats.
And no one honestly gives a fuck about the Lionesses as a spectator sport, if anyone did then sky or someone else would attempt to monetise it and have a separate women’s football channel, they don’t because they know what everyone else knows, no one would fucking pay for it. Yet still sky , talkSPORT and these cunt pundits pretend rather than calling it out for the utter shite it is. Prime example is when one of the retards on talksport announce record breaking attendance for a women’s football match at the emirates, without mentioning the fact that the tickets were basically free to children and equivalent to vanarama conference league prices
She wins a biggest cunt in the jungle competition in full knowledge that she’s a useless cunt cashing in on their 15 mins of fame, then she starts believing she offers something to sports panel shows and other twat fests
And nobody on this site says anything? a worrying decline in cunting
(well, apparently not now – NA)
Nominated by : Cuntus Rex
“… the gormless geordie giraffe …”? – Correct me if I`m wrong, but I`m sure Geordie Twatt might argue that was the late & infamous Jackie (you`re in my little black book) Charlton.
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She’s a cert for the part of Wicked Witch of the West in panto at the Newcastle Hippodrome.
https://images.app.goo.gl/HHN1QErKd3yJ1zRd8
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I don’t think I have had the pleasure. But I wouldn’t want it anyway.
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Whoever she is, I bet she can make a belting cup of tea.
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Ah can she do a bacon sarnie with sausage though. A better solution would be to take her to Thomas’s love dungeon. Or rent her out to make Taiwanese snuff movies.
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She doesn’t like handling sausage, Cunty. Never touched one in her life.
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Pointless tart.
Get back into the kitchen.
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Does she have any other use? Or is she one of those Sapphic cunts? EG Lickalotopus. Allegedly.
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Today’s nominations appear to have a decidedly homophobic slant. Do you people realize the offence this can cause?
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Yeah ! Good isn’t it.
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Homophobic? Moi? You got that in one.
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Well, forcing shit like ‘Grandad’s Pride’ onto primary school kids, and creme egg commercials simulating spunk swapping, and LGBTQ propaganda shoved in peoples’ faces.
Do you people realise the offence this can cause?
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sorry to be a pedant (and I waiting to point this out to plod one day, “homo-phobic” as a literal translation would men “same fear” – it doesn’t mean anything and, therefore, cannot be an offence. If they are referring to hatred of pooftahs, then it should be more specific. Phobia is an irrational fear – hatred of pooftahs and mozzers is not irrational.
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I suspect Allan is the editor of The Guardian.
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Hey…. I know I’ve been gone a long time and all, but did I miss the part where cunters starting attacking each other and where sensitive (R)souls are easily offended? On this site of all places?
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Challenging wank.
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I’d rather wank over Dianne Flabbot’s meaty flaps.
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Fuck me, what a gurning cunt.
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I don’t watch women’s football or that daft jungle programme.
Hence I’d never heard of this cunt.
It’s amazing what you can learn on IsAC.
It came as no surprise when I checked Wikipedia and found out this gargoyle is a lesbian. Most of women footballers are.
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You garnered enough interest to see who the odd looking cunt was?
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Isn’t that the point of perusing this wonderful site, it has educated me no end looking up obscure b movie actresses with big tits, weird jap films, cunts like this non entity, Jordan’s latest tit job and numerous other fascinating things.
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They probably all compete to see who is going to have a sniff of Sandi Toksvig’s jockstrap
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Do you get a free gas mask and crucifix with that, W.C?
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England legend…..🤣🤣🤣 who dreams up these headlines 🙄…if she turned up with the rest of her legends on the field in front of my house i would make sure to watch and have the best 90 minutes of mirth since Royston vasey was aired ….utter 🐂💩 virtue signalling by all concerned, the best part is the headline that states the WSL 😩 a super league FFS do me a favour the standard is schoolboy at best …isn’t it ron hmmm 👀
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This leg end should get a good roasting.
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England Legend? Oh, my sides.
That’s nearly as bad as the cunt on the BBC who compared Mary Earps to Gordon Banks.
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Not seen her doing any pundit bollocks but she can’t be any worse than the other fucking silly tarts they roll out, all England legends 😂
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who’s the gobshite that makes Angera Rayner sound posh?
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Angela even, unress you is Chinesey
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No fucking idea who she is, so hardly likely to stir up my cuntosity.
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No, me neither.
After a little research I’ve discovered:
1. Lesbo
2. From Sunderland
3. Been on ‘I’m a cunt get me out of here’
And that’s where my interest ends.
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Looks like Feargal Sharkey on a bad day.
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Never heard of her. Now don’t want to.
Afternoon all.
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I’ve no fucking idea who she is. I can maybe name 3 or 4 male footballers at most, but not a single dykeballer at all.
Cant stand football, never watch it either on TV or live and regardless of whether it’s played by split arses, blokes, or indeterminates as in this case.
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‘The legendary Lioness claimed top spot in the popular ITV show.’
She’s a legendary lioness.
She’s tall.
She was on I want to be a celebrity.
Roy Keane thinks she’s an ugly cunt.
https://youtube.com/shorts/becUWLQtCNs?feature=shared
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“Often described as the joker of the team” – probably about as funny as she is talented at kicking a ball around.
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OT, but football related.
It appears that Erling Haaland is just as much as a shithouse as his dad was.
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He one of those Scandi noir novelists?
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is he short of a few chromosones? asking for an arsenal friend.
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and what fucking whiny cunts citeh are. Every schoolboy playing football or rugby knows that the opposition isn’t going to wait for you to get back in position.
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🤔….?
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I presume it’s mainly lefties promoting this third rate pretend football.
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I wonder how her media career would have progressed if she’d declared she was heterosexual and living with a white fella.
Having said that, I wonder how her earlier incarnation as a wimminz footballer would have fared too.
The sight of wimminz doing mens things has long since lost its novelty value (apart from the patronising and fawning over wimminz football) and the media have reached a point where being just a wimminz isn’t enough.
It would appear that being gay is as good as being a Freemason when it comes to career advancement.
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Never heardof the cunt, have I missed something?
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Nope
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Pointless tart.Not interested in wimmins “footyballs”.Jog on dear.Unkle T’s giraffe heater please.
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Homophobe?
I love how lefties can manufacture offense out of anything.
But hey…let’s humor them and use a descriptive word that conveys the same meaning and won’t offend anyone:
Starmmophobe.
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New to me, does she play volley ball?
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Hate football. Hate cunts that like football. Women in football make me smile, because it annoys the sort of cunts that like football.
Swings and roundabouts.
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Please don’t refer to her as a geordie, she’s a mackem (Sunderland) cunt
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What a revolting tuppence-licker!
Imagine the state of her jock strap after extra time.
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