Dead Pool [336]

Congratulations to Georgie Twatt who has correctly predicted the very sad demise of the legendary British actress Dame Maggie Smith who died in the early hours of this morning in Hospital at the age of 89.She won the Best Actress Oscar for the Prime of Miss Jean Broadie in 1969 and Best Supporting Actress for California Suite in 1978.She was one of the few performers to win the coveted triple Crown of Acting.She received a total of five BAFTA awards , Four Emmy awards ,Three Golden Globes and a Tony as well as her 2 Oscars. Her Famous roles include Miss Bowers in Death on the Nile ,Reverend Mother in Sister Act ,Violet Crawley in Downtown Abbey , Miss Mary Shepherd in The Lady In The Van and Professor Minerva McGonagall in the Harry Potter Series. She is survived by 2 sons and 5 Grandchildren.

On to Dead Pool 336

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)No swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

46 thoughts on “Dead Pool [336]

  1. Congratulations Geordie.
    Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Stuart Hall
    Renée Richards
    William Leivers*

    *Man City right back in 1956 FA cup winning team v Birmingham City.

  2. I reckon I’m on a roll with Dames, so here’s another five:

    Dame Alan Bennett
    Dame Derek Jackobi
    Dame Stephen Fry
    Dame Ian McKellen
    Dame Eddie/Suzy Izzard

  3. In there Geordie.

    Patsy King (Prisoner Cell Block H Governor)
    Andy Taylor (Duran Duran guitarist)
    Denis Law (King of the Stretford End)
    Jane Morgan (50s American singer)
    Allan Oppenheimer (Voice of Skeletor)

  4. Maggie Smith was a good actress.
    But there’s no doubt that the MSM and woke hordes will focus on some imaginary feminist claptrap instead of the lady’s abilities.

    When Tina Turner passed away, all we heard (BBC, Grauniad, Sky etc) was wimmin, black, abuse, oppression, racism and Ike. It was a shock if someone mentioned her singing or her recording career.

  5. The Dames are falling for our friend Geordie!

    Congratulations

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  6. Sad news indeed. She was brilliant as McGonagall.

    Bruce Willis
    Ted Turner
    Stephen Darby
    Esther Rantzen
    Darren Eales (for everyone who isn’t Geordie Twatt, the ex-Chief Executive of Newcastle United)

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