Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 334 by picking former Formula 1 racing driver Rupert Keegan who has died aged 69 in Tuscancany following a long illness with cancer.After winning the Formula 3 championship in 1976 he secured himself a place in Formula one the following year.He participated in a total of 37 races between 1977 and 1982 however failed to secure any championship points with his best result coming 7th in the 1977 Austrian Gran Prix.He raced under Surtees and Hesketh during his time. Regarded as a playboy with a reputation for being a self confessed “bad boy” who was once nicknamed “the next James Hunt” he went on to become a racing instructor and also competed in the Champion Auto Racing Teams in the United States.
On to Dead Pool 335
1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)Mo swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.
5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.
Tony Blair
Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
Angela Rayner
David Lammy
Come on grim reaper! Up your game!
11
Tony Blair
Kier Starmer
Rachel Reeves
Angela Rayner
David Lammy
Come on grim reaper! Up your game!
3
Gene Shalit
Stanley Baxter
Roberta Flack
Joanne Woodward
Abdullah the Butcher
0
Congratulations Shaun
James Hewitt
Roman Polanski
Heather Locklear
Sophia Loren
Oprah Winfrey
0
Richard O’Sullivan
Tessa Wyatt
Lisa Minelli
Justin Welby
Prunella Scales
0
Out of curiosity, who is Shaun? I’ve never seen him in any of the comments or nominations yet he constantly wins the Deadpool. Is he a moderator? Anyway, well done Shaun (The man of mystery.)
1
He’s the bloke who taught Death how to do the job.
Pray he never nominates you, Jill.
4
Hope he does. I’m almost done now anyway.
0
John Prescott
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Camp Cliff
Millicent Martin
Good Darts Shaun
0
Dame Maggie Smith
Dame Vanessa Redgrave
Dame Julie Andrews
Dame Judi Dench
Dame Joan Plowright
There ain’t nothing like a Dame.
2
Val Singleton
Terry Waite
Gloria Hunniford
Tony Adams
Mary Peters
0
Leslie Caron
Brigitte Bardot
Jimmy Carter
Lee Majors
Sir Albert Edward Patrick Duffy KCSG
0
James Bolan
Richard Chamberlain
Pete Murray
Richard Chamberlain
Michael Aspel
0
Do ‘Bully’s prize board’ rules apply?
On their way out of life,
Soon to be dead
Nothing in this game
For two in a thread…
2
James Ivory
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Berry Gordy
Vera Miles
0
Micheal Caine
Jimmy Tarbuck
Billy Connolly
Robert Duvall
Angie Dickinson
0
Cliff ‘k*ddie fiddler’ Richard (why won’t this wrinkled old God botherer die)
John ‘Cliffs spunk gobbler’ McElynn
Danny ‘I’ve had harder shits’ Dyer
Adam ‘the worst one trick pony actor ever’ Woodyatt
Helen ‘scales no neck reptile of of Coronation Street’ Worth
0
George Soros
James Abbott Thompson (Suicide)
Vince Cable
Rupert Murdoch
Paul Gadd
1
Virginnia Mckenna
Joan Collins
Walter Koenig
Gene Hackman
Neil Kinnock
0
Shaun strikes again !
like a USMC sniper
0
Well done Shaun.
Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
Alan Bennett
Sandy Gall
Tom Lehrer
I am cross with you Geordie🥴 You know what you have done, I had always thought of you as a decent bloke.
0
June Spencer (The Archers)
Caren Marsh Doll
Noddy Holder
Cleo Laine
Michael Cronin.
0
Congratulations Shaun.
Desmond Morris
Len Deighton
Renée Richards
Stuart Hall
Sir Terence English (Papworth heart transplant surgeon)
0
Putin
Rudy Giuliani
John Astin
David Irving
Rosemary West
0
June Lockhart
Mel Brooks
Dick Van Dyke
Earl Holliman
Robert Wagner
0
Alan Greenspan
Eddie Stobart
Jean-Marine Le Pen
Eileen Derbyshire
Hassan Nasrallah
Nice work Shaun.
0
Kamal
Maria Venuti
Mohammed Mahatir
James Hong
Paul Hogan
0
The Dalai Lama
Eva Marie Saint
Alex Ferguson
Gary Glitter
Rupert Murdoch
Well struck, Shaun.
0
Ron Dennis
Joanna Lumley
Stevie Nicks
Darth Heselthine
Clint Eastwood (sadly)
0
Erich von Däniken
Frederick Forsyth
Christopher Lloyd
Michael J Fox
William Shatner
0
5 cunts in Lebanon
1
Patsy King
Andy Taylor
Alan Oppenheimer
Jane Morgan
Denis Law
0
Oh aye. In again Shaun.
0
Vince McMahon
Ric Flair
Dory Funk Jr
George Takei
Alec Baldwin
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Dame Fester Rancid.
Ian Cuntly.
Levy Bellend.
Michael Adebolaja &
Michael Adebowale, the two sooty muslim cunts that murdered Lee Rigby. Soldiers of Allah. Stahmer will let you out.
0