Dead Pool [335]

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English racing driver Rupert Keegan, of the RAM Penthouse Rizla Racing team, August 1980. (Photo by Michael Putland/Getty Images)

Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 334 by picking former Formula 1 racing driver Rupert Keegan who has died aged 69 in Tuscancany following a long illness with cancer.After winning the Formula 3 championship in 1976 he secured himself a place in Formula one the following year.He participated in a total of 37 races between 1977 and 1982 however failed to secure any championship points with his best result coming 7th in the 1977 Austrian Gran Prix.He raced under Surtees and Hesketh during his time. Regarded as a playboy with a reputation for being a self confessed “bad boy” who was once nicknamed “the next James Hunt” he went on to become a racing instructor and also competed in the Champion Auto Racing Teams in the United States.

On to Dead Pool 335

1)Nominate 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.Its first come and first serve.No duplicates allowed.You can always be a cunt and steal someone elses nominations from the previous pool.

2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who will be ignored.

3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.

4)Mo swapping picks mid pool unless your pick has already been taken.

5)Hits are awarded based on chronology of death reporting not necessarily chronology of death.

38 thoughts on “Dead Pool [335]”

  4. Congratulations Shaun

    James Hewitt
    Roman Polanski
    Heather Locklear
    Sophia Loren
    Oprah Winfrey

  6. Out of curiosity, who is Shaun? I’ve never seen him in any of the comments or nominations yet he constantly wins the Deadpool. Is he a moderator? Anyway, well done Shaun (The man of mystery.)

  8. Dame Maggie Smith
    Dame Vanessa Redgrave
    Dame Julie Andrews
    Dame Judi Dench
    Dame Joan Plowright

    There ain’t nothing like a Dame.

    • Do ‘Bully’s prize board’ rules apply?

      On their way out of life,
      Soon to be dead
      Nothing in this game
      For two in a thread…

  14. Cliff ‘k*ddie fiddler’ Richard (why won’t this wrinkled old God botherer die)
    John ‘Cliffs spunk gobbler’ McElynn
    Danny ‘I’ve had harder shits’ Dyer
    Adam ‘the worst one trick pony actor ever’ Woodyatt
    Helen ‘scales no neck reptile of of Coronation Street’ Worth

  17. Well done Shaun.

    Group Captain John Hemingway DFC
    Flight Lieutenant John Cruikshank VC
    Alan Bennett
    Sandy Gall
    Tom Lehrer

    I am cross with you Geordie? You know what you have done, I had always thought of you as a decent bloke.

  19. Congratulations Shaun.
    Desmond Morris
    Len Deighton
    Renée Richards
    Stuart Hall
    Sir Terence English (Papworth heart transplant surgeon)

  22. Alan Greenspan
    Eddie Stobart
    Jean-Marine Le Pen
    Eileen Derbyshire
    Hassan Nasrallah

    Nice work Shaun.

  24. The Dalai Lama
    Eva Marie Saint
    Alex Ferguson
    Gary Glitter
    Rupert Murdoch

    Well struck, Shaun.

  30. Dame Fester Rancid.
    Ian Cuntly.
    Levy Bellend.
    Michael Adebolaja &
    Michael Adebowale, the two sooty muslim cunts that murdered Lee Rigby. Soldiers of Allah. Stahmer will let you out.

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