Rishi Sunak (19)

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‘Suntan kid’ (Also now known as the drip. C.A.) is a clutching at straws , hypocritical double dealing u turning clueless, cant even think of an umbrella in a deluge let alone run a country cunt of the highest order.

A few weeks back and , if I remember correctly, a high ranking army geezer suggested it would be a good idea for the said army geezers army to conscript new soldiers, cue the Suntan kid , I’m definitely sure. I read his response to the conscription remarks as no way Jose, not on my shift , no conscription happening here. A few weeks later and big nose has called a general election, all of a sudden national service is on the cards. I fucking hate politics and politicians, they always rely on Joe Publics incredibly fuckin short memories to get away with half the stunts they pull. Don’t forget Covid lockdowns for the masses (and not the chosen few) amongst other things like completely shattered promises on immigration and ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION. Fuck you Sunak , fuck you too Starmer, where is an Enoch Powell when you need one

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Nominated by Paul.

130 thoughts on “Rishi Sunak (19)”

  1. Has he resurfaced yet? Last I heard he had hit the mattresses, mafia style..

    Time for the fake tories to move aside and let reform have a free run..

  3. I saw that pencil necked twat Robert Peston make Rishi Sunak promise that he definitely maybe possibly wouldn’t cut and run to the U.S to take a plum job as thanks for the lobbyists and big business who really run the country.

    Of course he will. The cunt is going through the motions until the 4th of July when like a prisoner for the drop he will be finally put out of his misery. I suppose he is in a bit of a unique position in being able to make whatever batshit election promises he likes safe in the knowledge he will never have to deliver on them.

    • For sure LL.

      That cunt is so wrapped up in his obsession with wealth that I am certain his PR gurus already have him booked on the circuit.

      This jug eared samosa eating pencil neck is going to rake in millions after he has left office.

      He’s totally fucking off to the US, going to nosh up with Harry and Sparkles.

  4. Agreed Barry Reform before it’s too late.
    Poison pàki thinks boosting police numbers is a good thing.
    Bollocks not in the current form anyway, who the fuck wants more of the raghead serving woke cunts ruining our nation.
    A pàki or a poof running the nation no fucking way
    C’mon Britain the first bit of eurosense in I don’t know how long vote right.
    You know it’s right

  5. IF this government had done all those things they are promising to do IF they get back in, over the previous 14 years, then this country wouldn’t be as shit as it is.

    All this bollocks about immigrants, police, roads etc etc should have been dealt with over the years they have been in…..I’ve called for it and the majority of people I know have, so why not do it then, and then expect us to believe they will do it over the next 5 year stint??

    Politics in this country now is so dumbed down, has it go so dumb they expect people to believe this?

    …..and, for my sins I am a paying member of said party, and even I think they are shit, but fortunately less shit than anyone else we could have come in.

    • I was a paying member until they decided that my vote wasn’t worth shit and they were outing the fuckers I elected as leader and replacing them with this cunt without a vote.
      For that they will pay on 4th July.
      Reform is needed and I’m voting for some.

    • In consideration of his hosts, he packed in early because he thought that it was the French way of doing things.

    • I think his curry was getting cold and his wife Akshitty muttface insisted he poppadom home on time or she’d have a right onion bhaji with him.

  7. In the head to head with Kweer and Suntan the only thing I heard that was actually of any relevance was when Kweer said ‘If you are so confident in Rwanda why did you call the election before it could be tested’, he is right.
    The cunt Sunak says the flights are booked for 5th July, so why not have an election on the following week or in few months time when there would be several flights to Rwanda, the answer is because our spineless cunts will back down to the fucking courts.
    The reason we are having an election on July 4th is because he knows it’s all Bullshit. He knew he was going to loose so may as well get it over with and sit back and let labour flush us further down the toilet.

    Thanks Rishi you fucking spineless bastard!

    Vote Viktor Orban, well he will be on my ballot paper.

    • He never intended to send anyone to Rwanda, that’s why he refused amendments that would have made it watertight leaving him with no more excuses. It’s also why the GE has to happen before every fucker realises it.

  8. Re: header pic fuck umbrellas they are for women and wimps, be a man it’s only water.

      • Eh?

        No-one said there was anything wrong with that.

        I was merely answering the nominator’s question “where is an Enoch Powell when you need one?”

      • I think S.c.Baker that Chuff Chugger and myself were simply agreeing with your Enoch comment not disputing it

    • Unlike Powell, I can’t see Farage endorsing Labour in the near future.
      Or fucking off to Northern Ireland.
      America, yes.
      Like Sunak after the election.
      Farage and Sunak… strange bedfellows. 😂

  10. I think that the problem is that there is too much money to be made in politics.

    It’s very easy to be in opposition.

    All you need to do is criticise everything that the party in power does and you get paid more or less the same money and expenses.

    The difficult bit is actually doing something for yourself and for the good of the people.

    Starmer is going to shit himself when he wakes up on the 5th of July and realises that he now has some responsibilities and it will be him that will have to face criticism when he fucks up.
    Which he will.

    In the relatively recent past politicians were not paid at all.
    They did the job because they wanted to make a difference.

    On the night of 4th of July you will see all sorts of useless, clueless morons smiling and cheering when the gormless public vote for them to be a MP.

    None of them will be in the slightest bit interested in actually working for the people who voted for them.

    They will be smiling and happy because of the enormous pay rise and their access to unlimited expenses.

    The second home in London is a bit of a bonus too.

    All promises and pledges that got them to The House of Commons will quickly be forgotten.

    • Politicians are good at politics (well, some of them are) and useless at everything else. That’s why the country’s in such a shit state and getting shittier by the day/dinghy load. Anybody who could stop the freeloading and hard faced shite conning their way in here would win by a landslide. A landslide that caused a tsunami would be very popular.

  11. Born to Indian parents who arrived here via East Africa. Educated at Winchester, Oxford and Stanford (California). Multi-millionaire member of the global elite who keeps a Green Card in his back pocket. Married to an Indian heiress worth more than the King.

    Being Prime Minister is just something to embellish his CV. He has no emotional attachment to the UK, which is why he left the D-Day events early. He simply doesn’t understand the deep, visceral love and respect the British have for their grandparents’ generation and what they went through for the sake of the whole world.

    Why would he? He’s not British.

    • Agree….like most of these non native scrounging cunts. Use the UK for what they can gain out of it, and fuck everything else it stands for.

    • His only redeeming factor is that he’s not a spaki. Otherwise, he’s a wannabe mothercare model and part-time waiter.

      Small cock.

    • They need to change the law. Not born here! Can’t be PM, like in the US. Will never happen!

  12. I couldn’t give a fuck what this foreign accountant says or does.

    He’s a useless windbag Cunt.

    A politician in Britain,virtually all of them are vermin.

    The Tory party has pressed self destruct and decided years ago to take us all with it.

    Pathetic spineless grifting scúm.

    Nothing short of a military coup will do stop us sliding into the cesspit,such is the wretched state of our political class.

    A Fifth Column working against our security and national identity.

    Mass Oven.

  13. Macron’s election will be in two episodes; First one on the 30th June, second one on the 6th July, so either side of our single episode election. I wonder if the result of his first episode will have any influence in our election and whether our election will have any effect on his second episode? Maybe I’m overthinking this.

  14. Sunak has missed a major opportunity in his election campaign.

    If he had ‘promised’ to axe and finish the BBC, he’d probably get back in on that alone.

  15. Rishi leaving the DDay tribute says to me he didn’t see the importance of the event.

    Didn’t care.
    Preferred talking shite on Telly.

    He hasn’t got the attachment to our culture or history like we have.
    He only cares about money.

    He’s a pen pushing Bean counting cornershop little ethnic.

    Nobody voted for him.
    Nobody will vote for him in the election.

    As for Enoch Powell , he wasn’t a racist.
    He was a canary in the coalmine.
    He had the foresight to see what unfettered immigration would do for our country and warned us.

  16. Its hilarious when the BBC and Guardianistas say the Tories are right-wing. Where have the cunts been living for the last fourteen fucking years?

    • I tend not to do the Mr Grimsdale impressions anymore,

      DCi loved them didn’t he?

      I miss DCI.
      Level headed, straight speaking, first responder with a sharp tongue!

      Perfect for this site.

      • Loved the plod though.
        I siuppose he saw them at their best.

        Shame nobody else does.

      • He probably attended nightmarish scenes with the police and saw a different side to them,?
        Dead children etc.

        Things that would make us probably feel the same.

        But he’d argue with 20 fellow cunters and I respected that.

        He knew his own mind and didn’t back down.

      • I agree if you work with the police you see a different side. The Met have a bad press these days but having had regular contact with them at work for years I was much more pepared to cut them some slack.

        I also miss DCI as well as RTC, Gutstick Japseye, Komodo, Fiddler and some others I can’t recall at the moment.

  18. Fed up with the same globohomo salesmen in suits with PPE degrees from Oxbridge and a stint at an investment bank, civil service or judiciary.

    Fucking grown in vats of grease and privilege, then shat out to run as an MP in a town they’ve never visited, have anything in common with, or government department they’re not qualified for.

    Sunak might be brown, but like Barry Obama, he’s steeped in the world of the Blairite and globalist, and the dodgy military adventures of that psychopath’s world.
    Our lot of toads for the past 30 years are all the same, and would greedily suck on Chinese or Saudi winky while selling off chunks of our nation at a loss.
    Kweer, Rishi, Ed Davey, Clegg, Mavis, Johnson, Millipedes (both), Cameron, Gideon and their spiritual mentors, Anthony Lynton B.liar, Mangle-bum, Broon and Campbell the pisshead.

    ‘Prick us, do we not bleed?’

    No, you drip stinking, sickly grease, enough to fill all the deep fat fryers in Glasgow, you catastrophic, nation-killing cunts.

    • My local MP before I moved was Michelle Donelan. The same Michelle Donelan who previously ran for office in Wentworth and Dearne in good old South Yorkshire. In fairness she’s done OK for the area but still, politicians should be required to represent their local communities wherever possible.

  19. That header picture, I get a feeling he wanted but was denied an umbrella by a higher authority, “go out there and show your humility “.
    Street shitter.

  20. Has there ever been a more lame duck political non-entity to hold office than this little bastard?

    He makes David Cameron look like Winston Churchill.

    The Tories have foisted a few of these cunts upon an unsuspecting public far too often over the last decade and a half.

    I hope they get completely wiped out in the coming election.

    #Zero Seats

  21. A mate of mine has a son who joined the army a year ago.
    So far, since basic training, his accommodation has consisted of Travellodges and Premier Inns.
    Why? Because there’s not enough barrack rooms.
    How the fuck is Rishi going to house these national service conscripts he’s dreaming about?
    You can’t run an army with squaddies who have to be back at mummy’s by tea time.
    Yet another well thought out policy by numb nuts himself, and not at all a ‘back of a fag packet’ job.
    Soppy cunt!

  22. Don’t worry Rishi, when you’re voted out you can always take up work as a Roland Rat impersonator

  23. The problem with Fishy is that there’s not an issue he and the Tories haven’t fucked up that Labour won’t make worse.

    By the way…be advised…NO TALKING IN THE DEADPOOL!!!

    • The medias relationship with Labour will be like it is with the Dems over the pond. Biden is not held to the same standards as Trump was by the vast majority of the media as will Starmer and his MP’s be. The front bench will be packed with poofs, wimmiz, ethnics and commies all of whom will use their privilege to deflect criticism.

      • You are quite correct LL but let’s not forget the Trannys and Cross Dressers…i.e. the Rachel Levine and Sam Britton types.

    • Eh, General?

      The Grim Reaper, aka Shaun, doesn’t seem to mind, as long as you’re begging him not to nominate you own self.

      • Hello JP,

        I hope you are well or at the very least on the mend.

        An entire discussion between myself and multiple members (the cream) of the IsaC Faithful vanished.

        *WARNING*

        The following may be offensive to younger or more sensitive Admins.

        They can’t put up an early morning nom on time but they can delete a thread because the subject matter is deemed subversive.

        What is this August body coming to?

        Next sarcasm and smart assery will be grounds for banning.

      • Quit whining.

        This site is free.
        It’s run by the admins on a voluntary basis.

        We aren’t even asked for a donation.

        Ever considered they are understaffed?
        Running the kids to school?
        Finishing work?

        Show some gratitude.

        I’m with Admin🤘🇬🇧

      • MNC,

        Stop overacting and kissing ass. It’s called sarcasm.

        Post your email and I’ll send you a clue.

        Jeeze! Your* always on the Troll!

        *Intentional misspelling so he’ll understand.

      • If you’re so impatient to wait a few hours in a morning do some work?

        Get out of your mobility scooter and go for a walk.

        Your always a victim.

        Be a man for once.

      • Oh! I’m so stung!

        Honestly, your* dumber than a Labour Leadership Conference.

        *Did it again because he STILL doesn’t get it!

        LOL!!!

        But now I fear I must put an end to this as I’m trying (not very successfully) to not feed the Troll.

        Toodles!

      • Evening Minge.👍

        I like him!
        He’s grown on me, like mold.
        I sort of see him as a stress ball.

        Or a chew toy.

  24. Where do you start with Wishi Washi?
    He’s basically Joe Biden with a pulse, yet more politically inept.
    I cannot recall a more insincere, cretinous, abject politician in my lifetime, and I include Flabbot in that statement. At least she has some kind of belief, however distasteful we may find it.
    Just watch the imbecile, if you can manage it. He looks desperate. Pedalling his rizla thin pledges like some teenage trainee flogging extended warranties at Curry’s.
    Yet the great British thicko public will still vote for him in their millions, even if he won’t win.
    I’m hoping to see reform end up as the main opposition party, but too many voters are as indescribably thick as he is.

    • What makes me laugh is his idea to bring back National Service.

      Telling the youth they have to do it for a year and half.

      He can’t be around the military for longer than 35 minutes without dashing off
      the Cheeky fucker.

      • Any fucker who thinks they will be taught self-reliance, discipline, work ethic etc is dreaming.

        Sounds like Rishi should sign himself up? Its not like he is going to be busy in the next month.

      • Farage had it right on the D Day fuck up when he said Rishi doesn’t understand our culture.
        The lefties in the media tried to claim this is racist, to little avail I’m pleased to note.
        But in a sense, they’re kind of right, it is about race.
        He’s not British in the real sense of the word.
        Would they expect an indigenous brit to understand the traditions of India if they were proclaimed Indian prime minister by default?
        No fucker would.
        So there you have it.
        A chancer can only grift so far.

    • Spot on FMC.

      The cunt has succeeded in being the biggest lightweight zero conviction waste of a vote in living memory..

      In the face of unprecedented competition for the title.

  25. I’d do the parliament version of the Ten Little NogNigs and watch them squirm.

    • Of course Sunak’s a cunt. They all are. Labour, Conservative, what difference does it make? You know that whoever gets in, they’re going to fail and then they get voted out again. It’s just a fucking game and us voters are the losers. When is someone going to form a party that actually succeeds, so we can keep voting to keep them in? I wouldn’t recommend holding your breath.

      • Evening Allan, I must say that it’s heartening seeing how high Marine Le Pen is riding in the polls.
        We need our own version. Maybe Julia Hartley-Brewer slaughtering mużfilth with a mounted 50 calibre on the back of a military vehicle. Waves and waves annihilated as they emerge from evening prayers.
        I’d watch and rewatch that clip until my eyes fell out.

  26. If I ever become Supreme Dictator my policies will be:
    Legalising weed and decriminalising all other drugs

    Scrapping the identity bans for Venables and Thompson, claiming back the money spent on protecting them from their own personal funds and arresting those who helped to keep the bans in place

    Kicking out ALL the boat people, even the ones that have already been granted asylum

    Reforming the benefits system so that only people who show genuine proof of need can use it

    Abolishing the license fee

    Raising taxes for ALL migrants in order to stop the boat people taking the piss.

    Bringing back hanging for child abuse cases and introducing mandatory whole life terms for all other murders and rapes

    Renationalising public infrastructure

    Prosecuting everyone involved in carrying out the Post Office and (with those still alive) infected blood scandals.

    Remember to vote OpinionatedCunt on July 4th

    • Decriminalising weed (by which I assume you mean organically grown weed, not the filthy muck grown by criminals) and mushrooms will never happen in this country. When you consider the range of ailment just those two compounds above help with, big pharma would bump you off faster than a Boeing whistleblower.

    • I’d like to serve as Home Secretary.

      I suspect the Special Patrol Group would be very busy indeed.

      Make Britain Tidy Again.

      • I would love that job…except for the part where I have to bow to Chucky…and the Prince of Curls…and other members of the Royal Litter.

        Might I make one suggestion Your Omnipotence?

        You should not only tax all immigrants but you should also tax ALL foreigners living abroad.*

        *Where did that come from?

      • You’re a foreigner living abroad, Cuntster.

        At what rate would you suggest we tax you?

      • SCB

        If I was Ambassador as OC suggested I would be living in the UK.

        Pay attention next time before you try to stir up some shit.

      • SCB

        Suit yourself.

        It won’t be long before you say something stupid when you try to Troll me again.

        That’s what got you banned last time.

      • It’s pointless for me to converse with a thinking impaired Troll like you.

        Toodles!

      • GC.

        FYI, once more, I have not been banned from this site, nor from any other site for that matter.

        I submit that your insulations tantamount to calling me a cunt, which is against site rules, as I read them. Please desist.

      • “We have a zero policy on trolling. All trolls are cunts, so of (sic) you’re a troll then just fuck right off.” – IsaC Important Stuff Page.

        Unlike your…if she weighs the same as a duck, then she’s made of wood logic…this rule is quite specific and needs no “as I read them” justification.

        Since I came back I tried to be as gracious as I could. I ignored you and the other “troldfolk”.

        But you cannot seriously expect me to be silent and not respond when I’m constantly Trolled…especially when I DIDN’T START IT.

        That goes for baiting, instigating, denigrating, poking, prodding and picking as well. In other words:

        DON’T TROLL ME AND I WON”T HAVE TO RESPOND.

        You have a responsibility for this matter. What happens from this point forth is up to you.

        And for the record…as some of the long term members of the IsaC Faithful are well aware…there absolutely was a member named Shit Cake Baker who was banned by the old regime.

  27. Oh, I forgot to mention designating ER, Animal Rising, and ALL Oro Palestinian groups as criminal organisations, with lengthy prison sentences for their head honchos. The far left needs to be brought to heel and made to submit.

  28. In my time as an adult I’ve witnessed John Major, Gordon Brown, Theresa May, Liz Truss and the inept Rishi become prime minister via the skulduggery of their parties alone.
    I think there’s enough historical evidence there to suggest that from now on, if a government wants to oust its leader, it should be forced to call a general election.
    After all, we’re told it’s all about personality, of which none of the above had much of, let alone ability to lead .

    • FMC.

      Your lucky.

      I’ve watched every inept cunt in the UK destroy our UK.

      • Oops. Very remiss of me.
        Will an insincere Rishi like apology suffice?

      • I was bitterly disappointed when I realised the ‘ gravy train’ was just a euphemism ☹️

  29. From a personal standpoint, I hope to never see or hear from another politician again..

    Do we really need them in this day and age.. the world is computerised and connected to the Web..

    Should interest rates come down 0.5 percent, vote now, polls close in 24 hours..

    Should Blair and Campbell be tried for war crimes? Don’t dally, only 10 minutes left..

    At the next Palestine march, should 500 wild bulls be released into the crowd..

    The one millionth voter gets to release the bulls..

    See simple and fun..
    If you miss out, don’t worry another vote tomorrow..
    Save a small fortune in the long run..

    • But then you’d miss out on the debating from all those wise MP’s. Like the three who bothered to turn up for the vaccine harm debate.
      Sunak is the biggest piss taker the Uk has seen.
      Sir Kweer may try to beat that record.

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