Congratulations to Shaun who has won Dead Pool 325 by picking Simon Cowell MBE ( Not that one!). Cowell was a conservationist and TV Presenter who set up Wildlife Aid and starred in the Documentary Wildlife SOS. He founded Wildlife Aid in the early 1980`s and devoted himself full time to the organisation in 1994 after suffering a nervous breakdown whilst working as a commodities trader.Cowell was 72 and had been suffering from lung cancer for the last 2 years until his death yesterday.He is survived by his 2 daughters and his partner.
On to Dead Pool 326
The rules.
1)Pick 5 famous cunts you think will conk out next.It is first come first serve and no duplicates are allowed. You can always be a cunt and nominate someone elses nominations from a previous pool.
2)Anyone who nominates the worlds oldest man or woman is a cunt who we will ignore.
3)It must be a famous cunt we have heard of.
4)No swapping picks mid-pool unless they have already been taken.
5)Wins are awarded based on chronology of death reports not necessarily chronology of death.
Jimmy cricket
Phil cool
Tom Baker
Jim Dale
Russell grant
0
Bob Newhart
Eleanor Bron
Arthur Scargill
Norman Tebbit
Dr Ruth
0
Doreen Lawrence
Harvey Price
Ron Jeremy
Jo Guest
John Astin
0
Cliff “K*die fiddler and colostomy bag wearer’ Richard
John ‘spunk vacuum’ McElynn
Adam ‘worthless cunt actor’ Woodyatt
Edward ‘gormless cunt Leo off of Howard’s Way’ Highmore
Cindy ‘butt ugly Abby bint off of Howard’s Way’ Shelley
0
King Charles
Duke of Kent
Duchess of Kent
Barry Manilow
James Whale
0
Tony Blair
John Prescott
Peter Yarrow
Paul Stookey
Millicent Martin
Good darts Shaun
0
Seeing as it’s peg seller season and lucky heather vendors I claim Simon Bates as a replacement for Tony Blair
0
Don King
Brian Murphy
Julie Goodyear
David Daker (actor)
Ratko Mladic
0
Imelda Marcos
Billy Connolly
William Gaunt
Dick Lester
Esther Ranson
0
Robert do Niro
Katie Price
Sam Fox
Belinda Carlisle
Gary Barlow
0
David Attenborough
Dick van Dyke
Paul McCartney
Esther Rantzen
The Pope
0