Women with Boys’ Haircuts, and Kojak Cunts

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I’ve always liked long flowing hair on birds.
Jane Seymour 🤎
Kate Bush🤎

It’s attractive.

Nowadays some women have short hair, like lads.
It’s okay if it’s for medical reasons or if your a fish supper,
But it’s not really attractive.

More alarming is birds shaving their nut bald!!
Sinead O’Connor started this but she was a bit mental.

Nowadays a lot of black birds are doing it,
The Hot Chocolate look.

Modern day saint Doreen Lawrence is one to rock the Malteser look.

She was going bald anyway to be fair
Like a well worn fuzzy felt.

But why don’t they just wear a woolly hat?
Or a Beatles wig like Di Abbott?
They’re giving in too easily.

I don’t like perms either.

Sort yourselves out women you look a right fuckin mess.

You sexy thang!!

Nominated by: Miserable northern cunt

62 thoughts on “Women with Boys’ Haircuts, and Kojak Cunts”

  3. I blame the slap headed cunts who referee ‘elite football’. Don’t the shiny domed bastards realise that they are role models for the yoof and seniors alike? Wimminz have become confused by it all. Selfish, I call it. Grow some you losers.

    Good morning, everyone.

  4. I wonder if being a female slaphead also makes you a screaming anti white racist.

    Seems to follow a pattern. Doreen Lawrence, Sasha Johnson etc.

    • Diane Abbot’s probably got the Errol Brown look as well under that culturally-appropriated syrup.

    • You have to make allowances, and remember that wimminz see things differently. Everything is sweet, pink, fluffy and Palestinian in the world of the wimminz.

  5. For £400 pound a day plus all the other fiddles plus the constant stream of arse lickers I’d shave off my flowing grey locks.

  6. It was okay when Skin from Skunk Anansie did it because that was part of her whole act but was not, is not and never will be attractive.

  7. I thought for a minute the great forest whitaker had died..
    The giveaway was no lazy eye, just a lazy racist grifter..

  8. Just as there are too many poofters in politics, there are two many lezzas these days. They have all “come out” albeit obliquely – I wish to fuck they would all go back in again.

  10. Fuck me!
    Is that Millie Tant blacked-up in the header pic?
    Disgraceful.

    • Back in the 90’s I had a one nighter with a girl from Tanzania, petite, about 5′ tall with glorious jet black hair down to her knees. And a cunt like an aircraft hanger.

      • In 2012 I spent an afternoon in Tirol Therme near Bad Gastein in Austria. I was observing the young ladies when I saw coming towards me an attractive bird with the hairiest growler you have ever seen, not quite down to her knees but certainly mid-thigh.

  12. Watch out Miserable, the definitely not gay Will Smith might try and bitch slap you for taking the piss out of balding black women.

  13. This nom was a bit unfair.
    Because even with hair she looked a bit of a mess.

    And I shave my head., some would shout hypocrisy.
    But I’m a bloke!
    I’m meant to be unappealing to the eye.

    Yul Brynner shaved his head,
    A budding actor,
    His frizzy ginger hair meant he couldn’t get work.
    Shaves his head….king andI, Westworld, Taras Bulba.

    It suited him.

    Telly savalas is another.
    Had a mullet , nothing,
    Got out the razor… Kojak, and starred as King kongs roll on deodorant in the remake.

    It’s ok for men.
    It doesn’t work for women.
    Same as drinking pints, spitting tobacco, opening stubborn lids on jars etc.

  15. Short hair or a shaved head on a woman is a sure sign of a lesbo or nutter.

    Long dark hair for me every time.

    Except on the snatch.
    That has to be tidy and sparse.
    No shaven havens.

    Blondes don’t do it for me either.

    • Blondes, brunettes, redheads, i like them all. Just as long as the colour is natural and not some vivid pink or blue, which has always said ‘damaged goods’ but more recently suggests ‘humourless vegan SJW fuckpig’.

  16. And anyone insinuating this nom is down to racism ,
    Or white privilege can get fucked!

    It’s not just my opinion.

    Family man and comedian Bill Cosby refused to drug and rape bald chicks.
    Turned his guts, found them repulsive.

    Barak Obarmpot went ape shit when wife Michael considered going bald.
    Said she’d look like George Foreman.

    And OJ Simpson wouldn’t glove up unless a girl had flowing blonde locks.

    Nobody likes it.
    Accept jugeared heterosexual Will Smith.
    He can only get a erection if a lady looks like uncle Fester.

  17. I like medium-length hair on women, about neck/shoulder length, and without any bright dye. that seems to be a massive warning sign, combined with anything shorter than a pixie cut with long fringe, which can look good on slim women.

    Another to avoid is the ‘Karen’ cut with Hitler fringe and highlights, usually accompanied by sunglasses propped up on the bonce.
    It’s like red trousers on a bloke.

    I’m a balding cunt so tend to keep mine really short.

    • I’m afraid that’s what makes me a smug bastard Cuntamus. You see next week I’ll be 73 and I have as much hair as I had in my teens, no sign at all of any thinning or receding. Rachael who cuts it says I could get away with claiming to be the right side of 60.

      Don’t you hate smug bastards?

      • My grandad on my mum’s side was the same. Full head of silver hair until death at 91.

        I’ve followed on the paternal side: my dad, his dad, his brother, all bald/balding on the top by 30.
        It never worried me and i never wear hats unless its roasting outside and i’m working. A bloke I work with sometimes tends to remark on it a bit much but I notice he’s getting a little thin on top himself and it smacks of insecurity.

  18. Sorry, can’t get behind this one. I think some women look fucking spectacular with short cuts. But they’ve got to suit it/be able to carry it off. I’ve seen a handful of sexy women with flat-tops in my time. Plus I do like the skinbyrd cut too.

    If you really wanna go close cropped I would’ve absolutely pumped Jessie J when she shaved her hair off. Sexy as fuck.

    I know it’s not for every man tho…

  19. I used to have a regular call on a site in Luton where worked a young Pakistani woman. We used to chat freely about anything and she would make me a coffee on arrival. I remember thinking what a shame it was that other Pakis were not normal like her. She had the most beautiful hair, black, wore it long in gentle waves and it shone like a hand-polished limousine. I’d known her for a few years when she went back to Pakistan for a few weeks. On her return her beautiful hair was hidden away, she no longer spoke to me and avoided eye contact. You will have deduced that she got married, whether to a cousin I know not.

  20. It’s obviously some sort of outward manifestation of mental illness .

    Probably resulting from racism .

    Revered academic Dr Shola Slugwhammerbamma has a shaven head with a tuft on top that’s got shells woven in it.
    And she’s batshit crazy

    https://images.app.goo.gl/apGrutyBRxm2tUtD9

    She thinks everything is racist and shouts a lot.

  21. I think radical feminism has a lot to do with the more extreme haircuts. Its an expression of individuality or fighting the patriarchy they say but nearly always end up looking like the same cliched rainbow haired pierced leftie whackos. A crying shame really as some of these girls a naturally good looking and now look like angry bitter man hating cunts.

    YouTube

    • Good god LL, what a vision from hell, disturbing, truly horrendous. This I think is a manifestation of today’s view that you cannot say anything to anyone which might offend even very slightly. A true friend of any one of them would point out the fact that they used to look human but now they look like cunts. Hopefully they are all dykes. Any man who found them attractive would have to be a dangerous nutter to be avoided at all costs.

      • There is some truth in Lawrence Fox claiming women under 35 are too woke and primed to believe they are victims.

        Chasing birds as a young lad must be an absolute nightmare now arfur.

  22. I have trust issue with bald men, especially the Bobby Charlton types – always have the feeling they’re cross dressers in their spare time.

    Skinhead wimmen, that’s a whole new world. Butch dykes and sheboons have me all confused. The zoo or the circus?

  23. Not a fan of short hair on women in the slightest. It’s just wrong.

    I couldn’t imagine getting down to it with a short back and sides boy’s haircut staring back at me.

    Nah fuck that.

  24. Oi Oi Oi Skinhead Skinhead Skinhead.

    18 88

    Oh bald birds like er in alien not neo Nazi fantasies…..

    I’ll get me coat…….

  25. Doreen Lawrence shouldn’t sleep too close to a radiator.

    Her head would melt.

  26. I’ve always been into thick, dark, lustrous hair, on top and down below. Can’t beat it.

    Great shout Miserable.

    Morning all.

    • Same here Ron. As a young man first glimpse of pubic hair and I was hard before she had her knickers past her knees.

  27. You’re not fooling me with the header picture, that’s Uncle Fester in blackface………

  28. Some ladies suit the short look.
    Always fancied shagging Julie Andrews when she was in the Sound of Music.

  29. My sister used to have one of those pixie haircuts as a kid. People kept thinking we were brothers because of it.

    • I’ve always liked tomboys and short hair is fine with me, although they sometimes ruin the effect by having long dangly bits in front of their ears.

  30. Question fellow cunters, I am now an old cunt. But reading this made me wonder, can you get love bites on a bald head??

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