Jesus Christ this is getting exhausting. Every day two new Swift articles pop up, her awkward pointy features in massive article headers, and titles kissing her arse and making her out to be the world’s greatest woman. Am i missing something here? I was under the impression that the BBC was supposed to be neutral and not prompted particular ‘products’, yet the continuous marketing campaign, is either for that theoried election psy-op, or her agent gave them a load of cash.
Anyway, the latest gutter trash article from the formerly renowned BBC is about two depressed ‘Swifties’ in their 30s (their THIRTIES. As if that wasn’t sad enough since her market is late teenage girls) looking for guidance from Miss Swift on relationship woes. Here’s a bit of advice, ladies, perhaps don’t go around in your 30’s calling yourselves Swifties and worshipping a woman famous for being unable to hang onto a man.
Apparently they’re finding solace in Taylor Swift being as hapless a failure as they are when it comes to forging successful relationships. The only difference is Swift has successfully turned break-ups into a lucrative business every time she releases a more-of-the-same song about getting over another ex. It’s so powerful that not one of those ex’s have given a shit.
The big takeaway from the article is that modern dating is hard (no shit) and that people are waiting far too long, are too indecisive and are wasting time. A lot of women, like the two in the article, end up as depressed, childless, husbandless, lost sheep with only the bottle for company. It’s a pretty depressing end to 60+ years of life. Yeah, that IS pretty depressing.
Of course they’re all completely blind and blame everything on men, completely without awareness that women shoulder likely over half of the blame for this mess. As for Swift, is it any wonder she can’t hold a man when she’s off touring for 90% of the year, and is an anti-Republican Country singer. Two things that go together like Macaroni and Chee…rios.
So to Taylor Swift, fair play…milk the idiots dry.
To the sad sacks still absolutely obsessing over her over the age of 23, it’s really time to grow up…
Oh, and to the BBC, fuck off because ‘other artists are available’.
Nominated by Migrane.
I’ve let you off without a link because it’s obvious to anyone who has looked at the BBC web page or turned on a BBC radio station that your assertion is correct. Though I cannot agree that she has a rat face C.A.
A nonentity that needs to swiftly go as it came.
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Who?
Dashed if I know.
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Never heard of her.
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Utter mess she may be, but there’s no denying that she’s very pretty (for now). Much better looking than the ‘Swifties’ who will be, without exception, obese, blue-haired swamp donkeys.
With the coming advancement in user-generated AI porn, I’ll have Taylor Swift doing all manner of disgusting filth.
The first sketch will be a giant capybara with Taylor’s head biting at the bleeding, prolapsed anus of a confused June Whitfield.
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Cunt Engine @. Or performing smear tests on Dwàrfs Who Menstruate.
Dressed as Snow White.
Great, Smashing, Super.
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Hi Jack, the thought of what poor Snow White had to endure at the mutated hands of those sinister dẁařfś…it makes this entirely innocent image to be one full of saucy promise…
https://images.app.goo.gl/Dj9kd95GwSSjSU6D9
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She’s very long-limbed. I always wondered how Sophie Ellis Bextor would look lwith her head and minge shaven and wearing black contact lenses. Imagine the little grey aliens appearing in your room one night and then their ‘queen’ straddles you while they rub their vestigial genitals in silent approval.
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I’ll have some of what you’re having…
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Gotta say CP, all joking aside, Sophie Ellis-Bextor is my ideal woman.
She’s absolutely beautiful.
Who’d be your favourite famous bird?
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Afternoon Thomas. I was mates with her husband many many years ago. I still can’t get over her marrying him. He was a fat little fucker with a dribbly nose when I knew him. Anyway, maybe I’ll tap him up on your behalf, put a little proposal to her and ask him to be out at the time and not respond to any horrific screaming picked up on the Ring camera?
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I don’t really have one favourite Tommo. Any number of actresses from Hammer and Bond films in their prime.
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I feel dirty now .🤣
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A fine example of the galactic levels of Cuntishness displayed by this odious paki broadcaster.
Fawning over braindead “celebrities” whilst also spewing out nonsense about the “Climate emergency”..
If you are bothered about the polar bears then there would be no concert tours and no fabulous famous people,they are not “carbon neutral”..at all.
Get to Fuck.
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She doesn’t look quite normal to me. She’s an AI robot, I’m convinced of it.
Morning all.
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Does my diamond necklace qualify as carbon-neutral – the stones are made out of glass? 📿
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the constant promotion of Swift is as sad as their promotion of Stormzy. Posh twat producers and editors in their thirties trying to make the news relevant to yoof.
As embarrassing as the middle-class social studies mongs who graduate and become youth workers, dressing down in ripped jeans imagining they can build a rapport with their wards by patronising them… mm’kay? kewl, kewl.
It’s all too late, Beebcunts. The average age of your viewers is 62.
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I think she’s lovely 💪♥️
Good morning. 🌄👍
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Hmmm, I would though…. especially with her in that mirror dress and the boots.
https://hollywoodlife.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/10/taylor-swift-amas-american-music-awards-2018-outfit-embed.jpg
😛😛😛
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I’m telling you, it’s a robot!
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I’d like to unzip her like James Bond did with his fancy watch.
Get her to keep the boots on and dig her heels into my chest while I’m knobbing her.
All to a soundtrack of Dark techno/cyberpunk
https://youtu.be/rSpwqZJJGCM?t=59
It’s clear to me now that I’ve read too many of Thomas’s posts and its having an adverse effect on my psyche.
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I would bend her over in that dress and boots, while i was dressed as Austin Powers.
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The power of product placement saw LALD IN 1973 always wanted the magnetic Rolex, Took me until 1988 to purchase said submariner from King Fook in Hong Kong and 36 years later I am still wearing it. Fucking magnet and buzz saw never worked.
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Fuck her…
Wey aye man!
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She is going to need a tit job before I mount it.
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https://www.yourtango.com/sites/default/files/2022/taylor-swift-boob-job-before-after.png
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Not bad. I’d look at her twice.
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Just BBC privately educated wankers trying and continually failing to get down wiv da kidz. Daddio.
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It’s no good i can’t get June Whitfieds prolapsed anus out of my head.
I think i may need therapy.
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better in your head than your mouth.
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I wouldn’t mind a go on Taylor Swift and if I do get all my Christmases come at once, you can expect her latest break up hit to be titled ‘He left me farting blood for a week’
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Id like to hear the album she releases after that relationship ends.
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The working title of said album will be: ‘You treat me like a three holed activity centre’.
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To be fair to her she’s just the next in line. Elvis, the Beatles, Elton John, Madonna, Jackson now it’s Taylor’s turn. 1.1 billion dollars worth.
The BBC has always been sycophants to the pop star elite. Anything popular and the BBC latches on to it for a slice of the clicks and some young chicks for their staff.
I
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This is more like it!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ond09u9bekA
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The silly bitch can’t sing. Here she is with the Stones, crucifying as “Tears go by” with Mick, hoping it will be drowned out by the screaming crowd.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFZvbrCI3oo
The Stones must have been paid a fortune to put up with this shit.
Just awful – a true cunt for cunts only
Big Al
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Kunty Perry is another one.
She is 40 years old this year. Yet she is still doing bubble headed crap pop aimed at teenage knobheads. She always was shit, but a joke’s a joke. Mind you, it’s probably the onlt thing she can do. Saw her on some chat show, and she would struggle with a Ladybird alohabet book.
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I would use her as a kum sponge. She did at least have fantastic tits.
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When I think of the backlash Phil Collins got in the late 80s for being everywhere.
This bony bint is way more ubiquitous than he was. Go into HMV (any one) and it’s all gay shite and Taylor bloody Swift.
And no fucker with half a brain is fooled by her re-recording her catalogue for artistic integrity and to be free. My Newton Heath arse. She’s done it to make even more money and to fleece her gullible bellend fans. Swift is like Ed Sheercunt. Apart from both being crap, she -like him – has no love for and of music. A soulless bean counter, an accoutant in a spangly costume.. Swift would skin a flea if it would get her a few extra quid.
And on the subject of ‘Swifties’ how can anybody past 18 be into this shit? Cunts in their 30s screaming at ‘Tay Tay’ and paying a fortune to watch her double tracked autotuned shows. It’s ike Harry Potter fans. Grown bastard adults in Hogwarts gear and spouting that ludicrous fake latin bollocks. Totally sad and pathetic bumholes of the highest order.
Oh, and all ‘cosplayers’ are fucking cunts and all.
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I fucking hate Phil Collins
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I detest him too.He’s a bellend.
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Collins redeemed himself slightly, when he publicly called Paul McCartney a ‘cunt’ and a ‘fucking fuck’.
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Saw Danni Minogue on some crappy breakfast show this morning.
Now a cracking MILF. Still would with gustio.
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gusto for fucks sake,,,,
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Think we all would Norman, but it might be a bit of a problem;
https://www.ok.co.uk/tv/dannii-minogue-announces-identifies-queer-32724960
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Danni is a fucking bender now
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the filthy scamming whore is doing it all for some kind of regonition. Cannot sing,Cannot act , Actually can do fuck all.
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As Alf Garnett might say,
‘That’s bloody marvelous, innit!’
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Get the fuck IN…
https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/live/c4n1lzkerr1t
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Fuck Leeds.
Cunts.
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Nice one Emperor.
Town are back.
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Here’s a proper game of footie, Norm…
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IeRAGPBeHsc
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I was there for that thrashing, Emperor.
That cunt Tom Sloane was playing for us, if my memory serves me riight.
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Let’s hope they have a plan to stay up. Seems last season’s promoted clubs didn’t fancy it.
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They’re very well run and McKenna seems an astute manager. So long as they invest in their defence and get at least one of Hutchinson and Sarmiento back they have a good chance.
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How’s your head feeling Emperor?
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Also still no HYS I see. BBC Premier League at it again
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Taylor Swift? Never heard of the guy. My iPhone didn’t auto complete the name as I typed it so he must not be that relevant.
I wish this were true. I have a 14 Year old daughter FFS!
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Thank fuck I’ve never followed music and never ever listen to music radio cant abear all the pseudo intellectual bollocks that gets talked about the “stars” and their songs , it’s just a pleasant noise not a life changing mantra, makes me feckin agitated how fucking dickweeds live their lives for a particular group or singer, enjoy it by all means but dont obsess over the wankers. As for miss swift she looks like every other fucking modern plastic bint.
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Shifty Swifty wants the full wood chipper treatment feet first.Dozy trout.
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I noticed that too. Every day last week the traitors had a front page piece of diatribe on the hoe. That and trying to show us how cuddly fighting aged invading Arabs really are.
I actually wiped my backside on their “we want your licence money you peasant” letter and sent it back to them. There was actual peanut pieces on the stripe. Have that .
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They’ll enjoy that, and then forward it to Hugh Edwards.
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I’m far too old to appreciate this young lady’s “talent”..!
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These women sound like female incels. Fucking tragic state of affairs!
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AKA feminists.
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You won’t have the put up with it much longer. In a few years the mudslimes will have banned this type of entertainment so we all have more time to read the Quran and rape white kids from Rotherham.
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