For all those wanting my opinion on the subject (and indeed, for all those who don’t) I’m prepared to state categorically that so-called ‘artificial intelligence’ is nothing but a load of wank.

Furthermore, I offer proof of my assertion. AI has predicted the winners of the Premier League for every year up to 2100, and get this. The mighty Aston Villa will not be crowned champions until season 2043/44;

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I mean ffs! Anybody who knows anything at all about the game knows that with Unai ‘The Don’ Emery at the helm, Villa will be champions before the end of the decade. You don’t need more than two brain cells to rub together to work that one out. You can bet your pension on it.

What does AI know about football? The thin end of the square root of fuck all. And there’s a bloke down our pub who reckons that AI will end up running everything, and nobody will have a job. Bag o’ shite.

Nominated by Ron Knee.

 
Being a football fan, I sometimes like to comment on the little Have Your Say sections that the BBC put on some football articles. After a certain amount of removed comments your account automatically gets placed into moderation. This wouldn’t be a problem, except for the fact that it is VERY easy to break the Beebistan’s fabled House Rules. They’ve always been bad for censorship, but in recent months I have had perfectly innocuous comments, regardless of whether or not they are on topic, removed with no clear explanation as to why, or an attempt to point me to a specific rule which very clearly hasn’t actually been breached..For once BBC, just for once stop fucking interfering and let people comment on the topic at hand – we shouldn’t have to rigorously censor ourselves for fear of getting yet another comment struck down by your fascistic, overzealous moderators.

Good cunting it’s pathetic the way they censor footie fans comments. Unless they are in favour of Man Utd. FFS C.A.

Nominated by opinionated cunt.